Abnormal group wear

Cheng Xiaochi didn't have the courage to look at the outside world, and closed the door to draw cards behind closed doors.

In just three days, the situation in the court changed rapidly. The imperial decree was issued for real, there could be no falsehood, and the people really moved into the pavilion, there could be no falsehood.

The officials began to panic, His Majesty won't really...

However, the prime minister gradually calmed down. Looking back at history, there were not a few emperors who were masculine in the history books.

It's just that Chengchi's limelight is too strong, which is not a good thing, and needs to be beaten.

So the prime minister called some staff to discuss how to do this.

At night, the prime minister's mansion was quiet, with a creak, the back door opened a small crack, and a group of ministers filed in.

The lights are jumping, and the figures of several people are round and round, just like a few little hamsters jointing underground.

"Do you have any ideas?"

"Admonition tomorrow!?"

"It's not good, the princess was grounded last week, we are not as good as the princess, I'm afraid it's not..."

"What you said is wrong. Since that incident, Princess Ruiyang's attitude towards His Majesty seems to be the same as usual on the surface, but she is actually cautious in private."

"Speaking of that incident, have you heard that His Majesty ate seafood a few days ago and had large red spots on his body. I heard that His Majesty used to..."

His words were directly interrupted by the prime minister, who glared at him, is this idiot trying to make us all fuck up?

He changed to the original topic: "As officials, we put the country first and the community first. Although we can't disobey the emperor, we can't let bad signs develop wantonly."

At this moment, Grand Tutor Zhao stood up, a little annoyed: "The little girl is good-looking, well-educated and reasonable. She entered the palace the year before last, but she has never been favored. Even if Your Majesty prefers men, you shouldn't favor only one person."

A few more officials stood up beside him. His daughter was also sent to the palace a few years ago, but there has been no movement yet.

"How about this, you let them go to find out the truth, the harem always has to move around."

"It's true."

·

Cheng Xiaochi worked behind closed doors for three days, and finally came up with a set of cards, from the protagonist to the basic card pack of the big brother.

In addition to rushing to draft overnight, on the last day, the latest chapters of the storybook also came out.

There was still a quarter of an hour before the time agreed with the Food and Shang Bureau, Cheng Xiaochi was wandering in the corridor, when he walked to the corner, he saw a man in eunuch uniform, thought it was Xiao Yuanzi, but turned his head, it was not.

"you are?"

"I've seen Mr. Cheng."

The person who came was not Xiaoyuanzi, but another person dressed as a guard that Cheng Xiaochi didn't know.

After asking, I found out that it belonged to the Ministry of Internal Affairs.

He didn't talk nonsense, he glanced at the corridor, as if in a hurry, he quickly cut into the topic.

"That's right. We heard that Mr. Cheng has a storybook on hand."

"En...?" Cheng Xiaochi became vigilant.

"You don't need to be nervous, it's like this, I have a good relationship with Xiao Yuanzi from the Food and Fashion Bureau. He is too busy today, so he asked me to help get the script."

After a few exchanges, Cheng Xiaochi dispelled his doubts. Since the other party knew the location, time and person, they should not be wrong.

After handing him the story book, the little attendant said: "If Mr. Cheng has any special needs, you can order someone to come to our House of Internal Affairs. If it is not particularly scarce, I can arrange it for you."

"How dare you bother!"

"Young Master Cheng, don't be polite. I'm leaving first. You can order me something."

After bidding farewell to the little attendant, Cheng Xiaochi walked back, walked out of two corridors, and when he was about to leave the garden, he walked towards Xiao Yuanzi.

"Master Cheng, I'm here to get the storybook."

Cheng Xiaochi:? ? ? ?

... I got a big slot! ! !Who was the one who passed by just now? Is it a ghost? !

Seeing that Xiaochi's face was wrong, Xiaoyuanzi asked, and when he learned the whole story, he stomped his feet angrily.

Soon, Cheng Xiaochi knew what was going on.

The eunuch of the Ministry of Internal Affairs never knew where there was a top-quality storybook in the Food and Fashion Bureau.

Even these few days came to borrow, but of course the little manager refused, after all, the fat and water don't flow to outsiders, and the relationship between the two bureaus is not good.

This time, probably in a hurry, he asked someone to inquire about the news, and went to the door to intercept and cheat the script.

Cheng Xiaochi was shocked. The Ministry of Internal Affairs, a department that everyone in the palace wanted to curry favor with, actually liked to read story books.

Xiaoyuanzi became impatient, and asked Cheng Xiaochi how he lied to the book, and when he heard the other party's words, he cursed: "Shameless, he and I have been enemies since childhood!"

Xiaoyuanzi couldn't take his anger out on Cheng Xiaochi either, his eyes were red with anger, he bid farewell to Cheng Xiaochi, turned around and trotted back to the Shishang Bureau.

A few days later, Xiao Zuo received her monthly case, and when she came back, she brought Cheng Xiaochi a message.

"I don't know why, the people from the Food and Fashion Bureau and the people from the Ministry of Internal Affairs are fighting. The two games have been full of blood these days. After some competition, the people from the Food and Fashion Bureau are slightly better."

Cheng Xiaochi's eyes widened, and he thought it could not be because of...

Soon, Xiao Zuo confirmed his conjecture.

"Because of this incident, the head of the Food and Fashion Bureau rectified the internal affairs, and accidentally found out the 'little spies' hidden in the Food and Fashion Bureau by the Ministry of Internal Affairs!"

"Besides, it is said that the spy has been hiding in the Food and Shang Bureau for three years, just to scout for gossip, but it turned out because of the script! It's really exciting."

Cheng Xiaochi listened to it as a joke and didn't pay much attention.

As a result, I heard a more detailed version from Gao Zhao within a few days.

Because the Ministry of Internal Affairs was reported!

The head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs was demoted and replaced with a new one. It is said that the new one is from the prime minister's faction.

Speaking of this, Cheng Xiaochi realized it later, and was a little frightened, worried that the words would be revealed.

However, the Ministry of Internal Affairs and the Bureau of Food and Fashion did not confess Cheng Xiaochi. Others only knew which fairy tale book, and even when the two rounds fought, so many things were uncovered.

Therefore, many people have a great curiosity about the script.

Gao Zhao was a little emotional: "Brother is a real person. When I first came here, I didn't understand these twists and turns. You said that I am a big guy in the Northeast, and my edges and corners have been smoothed by this painful society. How sad it is."

Cheng Xiaochi: ...

The water in the palace was too deep, and he was confused when he heard it, but he smoothed it out and understood that it all started because of his words.

The butterfly flaps its wings, and the butterfly effect breaks the mutually restrictive power situation in the court.

Cheng Xiaochi suddenly felt a little proud: Professional cartoonists are not joking with you!

If he was a dog, he might see his tail sticking up to the sky.

The two chatted a few more words, and when Gao Zhao was leaving, Cheng Xiaochi looked at his back and felt that this guy was getting fat again, so he asked a question by the way.

Gao Zhao turned his head and rolled his eyes: "For the first half of my life, I controlled my diet every day, and I didn't even eat two bites of fried chicken. Now it looks like this anyway, and I have given up treatment."

Cheng Xiaochi: You are relieved.

After Gao Zhao left, Baiyi Pavilion was quite clean for two or three days. Cheng Xiaochi had a few days of cleanliness. He ate and slept, and almost had a double chin.

Fortunately, he found out in time and revised the diet list, more meat and less starch.

After all, the face is very important.

The day he finished painting, an unexpected visitor came to the pavilion.

A woman in white came in gracefully.

A few minutes ago, Xiao Zuo came in to announce that Song Jieyu was coming to visit, saying that she was walking around.

In the past, when he was idle and bored, Cheng Xiaochi would watch the harem drama, but now his mind is full of bloody scenes, and the blood is dripping.

So when he heard the news, his whole body tensed up, as if he was facing a formidable enemy.

Cheng Xiaochi: Let me think about it, what is the first step of Gongdou...

Cheng Xiaochi rummaged through his closet, took out a set of plain clothes from the bottom of the box, and put them on.

Song Jieyu waited outside for a few minutes before being ushered in.

After entering the back room, Song Jieyu raised her eyes and saw Cheng Xiaochi sitting in front of the table. She couldn't help but exclaimed in her heart, her eyes paused for a few seconds.

After noon, the sun came into the room from the west and sprinkled on the body of the black-haired young man. The golden sunlight seemed to inlaid a layer of gold on his body, layer upon layer, and the white clothes were transparent. scattered.

It is worthy of the emperor's fancy, and the appearance is indeed the appearance of heaven and man.

Song Jieyu swallowed, only then did she think of her purpose for coming.

She looked around, the room was too simple, and Cheng Chi was also dressed in elegant clothes, he looked like a cool young man, different from the flirtatious slut rumored outside.

"Mr. Cheng is indeed extraordinary in appearance, more beautiful than ordinary women."

Cheng Chi made a fuss quietly in his heart, it really wasn't a good thing, didn't this motherfucker mean my mother?

But the remaining prestige of the harem drama is still there, and Cheng Xiaochi is intimidated.

"What are you talking about? When Song Jieyu walked in just now, I thought it was a fairy descending from somewhere. I feel ashamed."

Oh, Song Jieyu sneered in her heart.

"I'm so envious of Mr. Cheng, who has his own house, and His Majesty has rewarded so many things. It's not like us..."

Cheng Xiaochi: I'll just wait for your sentence!

"Come here, take out what I prepared."

Before Song Jieyu understood what was going on, a large pile of gold, silver and jade jewelry was stuffed into her hands.

"These……"

"I don't need these things, my lord. Song Jieyu's body is outstanding, and the country is overwhelmed. If you use these things, it's not a waste!"

Song Jieyu was stunned for a long time by being bombarded by a bunch of sugar-coated shells.

"This...isn't it?"

Cheng Xiaochi opened the folding fan with a "snap", "Every flower, every plant, every tree has life. Finding their belonging is their happiness. Why not?"

Then Song Jieyu sent her out of Baiyi Pavilion in a daze, and returned to her yard with a pile of colorful ornaments.

As soon as she returned to the yard, Song Jieyu was seen by Zhang Jieyu next door.

"Sister, what's the matter, you're back after a while?"

Song Jieyu just woke up like a dream, her mission has not been completed yet!Even the truth of the other party has not been revealed!

But...but Mr. Cheng is really a nice person.

Zhang Jieyu "tsk tsk" twice, "Sister, you are still too young, let me come."

Cheng Xiaochi thought that his method had worked and showing weakness would avoid the limelight, but another Zhao Jieyu came the next day.

Is it impossible to do yesterday's way?

Made, Song Jieyu also spoiled him a bunch of luxury goods.

If it doesn't work, change it!

Zhang Jieyu was ushered into the house, which was magnificent, with Jade Buddha decorations, gold screens, golden nanmu carvings, huanghuali wood reclining chairs...

I saw a young man lying sideways on the recliner, wearing a fiery red robe, which drapes very well, revealing his lines without a doubt. When he looked up, Zhang Jieyu felt that he had lost his breath.

"I don't know why Zhang Jieyu came to see me?"

The lazy tone slipped slightly at the end of the voice, making people daydream uncontrollably.

Then Zhang Jieyu, the super handsome dog, was also sent back home with a bunch of things packed.

Cheng Xiaochi received several Jieyu, beauties, and nobles in succession, feeling extremely tired.

In order to test which style is more suitable for Gong Dou, he wears white today, blue tomorrow, and red the day after tomorrow...

In the end, he got really annoyed, declared his illness directly, and met guests behind closed doors.

———Damn it, I'm going to squeeze you poor, are you fucking wool?

After closing the door, it was finally clean.

A few days later, the prime minister called everyone together again and asked what was going on, did they find out the truth?

Song Shangshu said: "I found out that Cheng Chi likes white shirts, and he is elegant and lonely. My daughter said that it is probably His Majesty's overlord who insisted on bowing..."

"No, no, my daughter said that he likes red clothes, and the decorations in the room are also very red and purple. His appearance is charming, which can be called a heavenly appearance, and his personality is aloof but not annoying. But she also said that he may indeed be His Majesty. Overlord..."

"No, I heard it's Xilan..."

"He is a lotus root fan. The whole room is full of lotus root powder. He has a lively and playful personality. He is always unexpected and likes to tell jokes."

A question mark slowly appeared in the prime minister's mind:?

What the hell, is this Chengchi a peacock spirit descending to earth?

Oops!The emperor was bewitched!