Abnormal group wear

The sun came out, and the hot sun in the dog days of the morning dispelled the thin mist, making the remaining coolness disappear.Cicada screamed hoarsely with the energy of burning life.

The black long-haired youth who suddenly opened his eyes straightened up and sat up from the bed.

But he forgot one thing, the hard bed would never allow himself to be ignored, so a certain painter was stunned by the hard bed and gasped.

The breakfast in Huanyiyuan is a thin bowl of porridge, and after two mouthfuls, it feels like drinking a bowl of loneliness.A large group of Wu Yangyang gathered in the courtyard holding a pile of clothes, a spectacular collective behavior --- rubbing clothes.

Mechanically rubbing his clothes, a manga artist cursed in his heart.Others become emperors and princes, no matter how bad they are, they are still princes and county kings, but when they become Xiaochi, they are just male favourites.

After passing through for almost a week, Cheng Xiaochi got used to this body and roughly figured out his situation.This body was named Chengchi, and it was the illegitimate son of the married family. Later, he was recognized and became a concubine living in the outer palace.

Cheng Guogong was also a handsome and handsome man in his early years, so when he went to Jiangnan, he hooked up with the most beautiful woman in Jiangnan and gave birth to Cheng Chi. Cheng Chi's appearance is naturally the best of the two.

Cheng Xiaochi's original appearance is really not bad. Many people say that he is gentle, some people say that he has the style of an artist in his paintings, and some people say that he is a "little fresh meat", but Cheng Xiaochi doesn't like it. He thinks I am a rough man.

And the current appearance has completely become the negative teaching material of "feeling" --- like the young master Pianpian mentioned in the scriptures.

Cheng Chi, with long black hair hanging behind him, wearing a blue shirt and white robe, there is a light red mole behind the corner of his eye, which cannot be seen clearly unless he gets close, and his eyelashes will hit the copper mirror when he gets close, his face is almost No pores can be seen, and the black eyes are very deep.

Cheng Xiaochi felt a little uncomfortable when he was stared at by his "self" in the mirror.

Leaving aside the hairstyle and just looking at the face, it is somewhat similar to Cheng Xiaochi before crossing, like a refined version of Cheng Xiaochi, and if you look closely, if the hair is cut short, and the eyebrows and eyes are more heroic, it will be more similar.

But there is absolutely no sissyness. I heard that he was once given the title of "Feng Ya Gongzi". Said to give him a fortune.

The splendor, the rich, the ghost, just wash clothes in this harem?

hei——tui~!

In fact, it's not all the fault of Cheng Guogong, part of the responsibility is on the emperor.The emperor is less than [-] years old this year, so it is reasonable to say that he is in the prime of life, but as a result, no one in the huge harem is pregnant with a dragon child.

The ministers of the imperial court inquired about the harem, and said that the emperor didn't invite people to sleep at all, and if he didn't turn over his cards at night, the palace people had already been gossiping in private——Is the emperor not good enough! ?

When the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty learned about this, they began to worry about their majesty's private life. At first they made insinuations about whether to choose a new beauty, but then they asked more and more blatantly, saying that the emperor, if you don't favor the harem, do you need me to help you?

Of course, that's not possible.

It's just that he always asked about his private life, the emperor understood, and sneered at the officials, his voice was cold and gloomy, like a silver needle piercing his heart.

"When did you care about the widow's harem? Do you have to ask if the widow's sex in bed tonight is male, female, old or young? The widow sees you as too little."

Before the officials could react to what His Majesty said, the emperor arranged a lot of messy things in his hands.

Disaster relief, droughts and floods, strange cases, suppression of bandits, construction of academies, there are two or three thorny things in everyone's hands.

The emperor said: It is the duty of an official to help the widow share the affairs!

Nowadays, the Holy Majesty's temper is getting more and more weird, especially when he is an adult, his temper is even more weird and unpredictable. It is already a big taboo to ask about private affairs. thing.

It's just that after all the officials came down to court, they thought about it, what did the emperor say just now?

Male or female?Old and young?All the officials exchanged glances, and everyone's eyes were horrified.

Could it be that the emperor...

At the beginning, everyone comforted themselves, the emperor just said so casually, but after a long time, there was still no movement in the harem, and after they finished their work at hand, they started to move around again.

As a result, Duke Cheng took a step ahead and gave the emperor a beauty.When the officials heard about it, they gave Cheng Guogong a thumbs up. Niu, you are worthy of being a Guogong, and you are decisive in doing things.

Zhao Chengxiang, who didn't see eye to eye with Cheng Guogong, began to make calculations, wondering whether he should give one too, and what to do if he missed the golden opportunity.

News from the palace, what?Cheng Guogong sent a male beauty?ox!As expected... Bah!What the hell!

This matter was spread all over the court the next day, and before all the officials were in chaos, they heard another news—the emperor was furious, put the male beauty into the cold palace, and ordered him to be a duke three months salary.

As soon as this imperial decree came out, all the officials took a reassurance that the emperor is not manly!so far so good!But after the emperor became unmanly, rumors about "Is His Majesty not good enough" began to spread again.

When a certain miserable painter passed by, it was considered a good "auspicious day for the zodiac". It happened to be the day when Cheng Guogong sent Cheng Chi in. Cheng Xiaochi experienced a violent storm of an ancient emperor.

Companion to the king is like companion to the tiger, the emperor's temper is too outrageous.Flying sand and rocks, lightning and thunder, Cheng Xiaochi knelt at his highness and did not dare to say anything. He was frightened by the emperor's eccentric words.

He knelt in the hall, like a candle in the wind, flickering, flickering, almost extinguished.But thinking about the emperor's reaction, it's not wrong. If any other straight man is given a male favor, he probably won't be in a better mood.

In the end, Cheng Xiaochi didn't see the emperor's face, how dare he look?The emperor didn't even look at him, probably out of disdain.

In fact, what Cheng Xiaochi was most worried about was that the emperor castrated him in a fit of anger. Fortunately, the emperor was not so perverted, and he just ordered him to be sent to the cold palace.

Then he stumbled into the laundry bureau and became a hardworking laundryman.

Even a country bastard who has a family has been fed and clothed since he was a child, and his living conditions are higher than that of ordinary people. Where has he suffered this kind of suffering, and his slender and white fingers are wrinkled from the soak.

A certain painter cursed in his heart, did Mrs. Ben use the hand that draws comics to wash clothes?

Gan.

The power of the dog days should not be underestimated, the clothes were a little less, the eunuch in charge brought the sour plum soup into the house to enjoy the coolness, Cheng Xiaochi swallowed his saliva when he saw the cool sour plum soup, and followed the maids back to his residence.

Although Cheng Xiaochi was a man, he followed the procedure of a court lady, and there was no separate room for him in the courtyard, so he also lived with the court lady, separated by a curtain.

As an otaku, although I was secretly happy at the beginning, living with so many young ladies is simply not too pleasant, and secretly thinking about something that is not suitable for children.

But later he found out that he was wrong.

Most of the maids assigned here had tragic experiences, they were lifeless, even looking for life and death, and they could hear crying at night, and Cheng Xiaochi couldn't sleep at all in the first few days.

This is not the point, the point is that whenever the night is dark and the wind is high, a few maids in the dormitory start to whisper about many instances of "ghosts".

Although Cheng Xiaochi's historical achievements are mediocre, he has heard the story of the clothing bureau in the palace.Many beautiful court ladies made mistakes and were sent to the Huanyi Bureau, but died of depression because of unwillingness.Hanging, slitting wrists, pool jumping and so on.

In the laundry bureau where Cheng Xiaochi was, people who hanged themselves were usually collected and placed in a yard.

The yard is just next door across a corridor! !

Maybe when Cheng Xiaochi turns over when he is asleep, he will face these brothers and sisters covered in white cloth.

After finally taking a break, Cheng Xiaochi lay down and beat himself on the waist, thinking that he was still thinking about it before, and he thought that it was boring to have no entertainment in ancient times, but now he seems to understand that in ancient times, he was exhausted all day long and entertained ?It is estimated that if you want to do dirty things, you will have no energy.

At the moment, the night is dark and windy again.Several girls chatted about ghosts and gods again. From time to time, he heard someone say that he saw ghosts when he went to the toilet at night, white shadows, crying and footsteps, black cats and white cats, long hair No feet, everything you need!

One of the girls cried and said that she saw a black shadow flash past last night yesterday.After talking about scaring myself, several people gathered together and shivered!

Cheng Xiaochi couldn't stand listening, so he opened the curtain.

"Sister, you said what you saw was a black shadow?"

"Yes!"

Cheng Xiaochi pretended to be relieved.

"That is not bad."

"Why is it okay? That's a ghost! Maybe it was hanged last month..."

Cheng Xiaochi's scalp was numb, and he quickly started talking nonsense. He talked about the classification of ghosts, and deeply analyzed the possibility of ghosts and what ghosts are.

The young ladies were stunned when they heard his words, and said, "You... how do you know?"

They didn't know Cheng Xiaochi's original identity, and thought he was a slave who made a mistake, but it was a little strange how he was assigned here, but the appearance of the young man was too eye-catching, and they discussed it in private.

Cheng Xiaochi showed his nonsense ability when drawing notebooks.

"I read it in a book once, and the author of that book is a master."

"You can read?"

"Ah."

These few people didn't know Cheng Xiaochi's identity, Cheng Xiaochi casually popularized science, ignoring the shameful and terrifying status of being a male favorite who was sent in, and only said that he offended the emperor because of entering the palace.

"Actually, ghosts are not that scary. Most of them are afraid of people."

"You're talking nonsense, how can a ghost be afraid of people?"

Cheng Xiaochi sat up, earnestly popularized science, and talked so gaudyly that even he himself believed it.It's not that someone said that in order for others to believe you, you must first believe in yourself, oh no, you are just stating the facts.

Several people cast unbelieving glances, Cheng Xiaochi continued to talk nonsense—explaining the facts.

At the beginning, I talked about the functions of King Yama from the level of ghosts, and then from hanging ghosts to drowning ghosts. In the end, I almost moved the level of cultivation from a popular web article.

Cheng Xiaochi's mouth was dry and he poured a pot of cold water.There is less food here, and the cold well water is still enough.

In fact, these girls are not very old, and they haven't stayed in the palace for long. Shui Lingling's eyes are full of stares eager for new things, which made Cheng Xiaochi straighten up immediately.

After eating, the little girls were already familiar with Cheng Xiaochi, not to mention Cheng Xiaochi's face was a killer, and at night, they were like good sisters, talking about everything.

Huanyiyuan belongs to the lower class, and the food for dinner is quite ordinary. Boys of Cheng Xiaochi's age eat more than girls, but the meals are rationed.So at night, Cheng Xiaochi would often wake up hungry.

Cheng Xiaochi, who woke up hungry, turned over, clutching his stomach and trying to continue sleeping, when he heard a noise coming from outside the curtain, Cheng Xiaochi pretended not to hear it.

"Xiaochi, are you awake?"

Cheng Xiaochi couldn't pretend he didn't hear it.

"Ok?"

"I...I want to go to the toilet, but I dare not go. Didn't you say that ghosts are not scary? Can you go with me..."