The villain is being forced to whitewash again

"This big brother really likes to joke haha... Let me introduce myself first." Xu Wanyang laughed awkwardly and turned the matter over, thinking that today's luck is really bad, this person actually He is a stubborn stubble who doesn't cooperate well, and he can only pin his hopes on the people behind, who can calm down and let him complete this activity with ease.

Since he wanted to introduce himself, of course the person standing outside would start the basic process, but Qin Shi interrupted the upcoming operation and stood up first before everyone else. I don’t know why he doesn’t like to show off Suddenly became active, only to hear a calm voice saying: "My name is Qin Kong."

Xu Wanyang turned his head and planned to ask the names of the other people, but he saw that except Qin Kong, the other three people were all dumbfounded.

what happened?Did he miss something just now?Xu Wanyang was stunned, and couldn't help but think back to Qin Kong's calm answer just now, but no matter how much he turned over and over again, he couldn't find anything wrong with it. Before he could taste the possible subtext, he saw these three objects. The stunned guy suddenly showed the expression of "Oh~" at the same time.

...oh what?What on earth do you know!Is it because my logical thinking jumps too slowly to keep up with the rhythm of people nowadays?

Xu Wanyang couldn't help wiping the sweat from his forehead with a handkerchief, and felt an extremely serious sense of crisis about the next scene control.

The other three people spoke one by one according to the procedure. The second person said calmly: "My name is Zhao Bian." The third person said in a bored way without interest: "Ling Lushui." The fourth person smiled cheerfully: " My name is Liu Huanghuang."

...Although it is very impolite to judge others casually, but these names... really make people speechless...

Xu Wanyang felt that his forehead began to sweat like rain again, and his handkerchief was almost wet enough to wring a bucket of water. He regretted why he didn't go to the temple two days ago to make a calculation, and tried to comfort himself, although this The behavior of a few people was a bit strange, but the following conversation...they...should not have a problem, right?

He took a deep breath and exhaled it hard, looked up at the four people on the other side, praying to see a picture that could comfort his soul, but...

One was lost in silence, the other was rubbing his chin in thought, the other was idling and twirling a dog's tail grass that he didn't know where he pulled it with his tongue, and the other was holding a dog's tail grass with the expression of ready to kill. A satin veil to wipe a long sword...

Sure enough, it doesn't work at all!He immediately bowed his head and knelt down with tears streaming down his face. No matter how you look at them, these people are quite unreliable. Didn't they really come to smash the scene?

Although I feel helpless about the next development, but I don’t have the option of starting over in my life, so I can only start the business in grief.

"After the self-introduction, let's get to know the general information about the game. The content is divided into three levels: morality, wisdom and beauty. After all the judges' scores are scored, the contestants will get three prizes according to the order of their scores—the third prize." It's a towel, the second prize is an autographed piece by Mr. Zheng, the county magistrate, and the first prize is... oops, let's keep the mystery for now. Okay, without further ado, let's start the first round of moral competition! "

The colleagues below the stage dutifully brought over the props, turned their backs to the audience below when they were about to leave the stage, and pointed at him with their index fingers, twisted the thumb, index finger and middle finger several times in a row, and then the index finger and middle finger They turned into crosses and wished him good luck in sign language with great sympathy.

Giving a middle finger to the bastards who shamelessly wiped the air from the corners of their eyes with their sleeves as if he had hung up, Xu Wanyang, who kept a perfect smile as much as possible, continued the process that had only been carried out at the beginning.

"Hey, have you all got the paper? Next, please write the answer on the paper after hearing the questions. The first round of questions is very simple and there is only one question. Please listen carefully. Excuse me, if there are two A bunch of people are tied to bombs at the same time, one bunch has fewer people, the other has a lot of people, and you can only rescue one of them, and the other bunch will die, which side will you choose to save?"

As soon as the words were finished, the four people on the stage were all lost in thought, and finally started to write under Xu Wanyang's urging countdown. After a short time, Xu Wanyang immediately stopped them.

"Okay, please stop writing. Let's see if we don't reveal the answers all at once. Oh, oh, Qin Kong chose the group with the largest number of people. Why?"

Qin Kong said helplessly: "If you choose to abandon one side and save the other, you can only save more people."

Master Huang Qin sighed: "Yes, there is no way." "Ordinary thinking." Editor-in-Chief Li pouted uninterestedly, Master Zheng smiled and said, "It's as kind as my old lady."

"Look at the second person, what does the word identity mean?"

Zhao Bian said: "Since it is an extreme choice, of course it depends on the identities of the people in which group, and save whichever is important, just like whether the emperor dares to save one of them?"

"This..." Huang Qinshi frowned, and Editor-in-Chief Li nodded appreciatively, "It's a long-term vision." Mr. Zheng said with a smile, "It's as thoughtful as my old lady."

"Look at the third one... Hey, only money is written, this is..."

Ling Lushui said coldly: "Literally, I will save whoever pays."

Xu Wanyang couldn't help blushing, and explained: "I'm sorry, you may have made a mistake with this player, this does not include profit transactions."

Ling Lushui said disapprovingly: "Then why save it? No matter which side you save, you will offend the forces on the other side. It's no wonder if you don't get chased and killed. You don't want to get into trouble that can't be cleaned up. I will leave this choice to others."

Master Huang Qin frowned dissatisfiedly: "It's too emotionless." "Interesting..." Editor-in-Chief Li narrowed his eyes, Master Zheng smiled and said: "He's as cautious as my old lady."

The atmosphere at the scene was turbulent, Xu Wanyang laughed awkwardly, and couldn't help the urge to wipe the sweat off his forehead, "Let's see the last one, save both of them... Wait, this contestant, you Didn't you hear clearly?"

Liu Huanghuang looked serious, "I heard it very clearly, but I don't think one side has to die, it's okay for both sides to survive."

Xu Wanyang stammered: "But... But this option that has the best of both worlds does not exist."

Liu Huanghuang's eyes shone with determination, "That's why we create in Absolute. I believe that miracles can happen."

Huang Qinshi finally showed a smile, "That's right, miracles can happen if you try your best." "Simple." Editor-in-Chief Li shook his head, and Mr. Zheng smiled and said, "It's as serious as my old lady."

Gradually losing control of the scene, Xu Wanyang almost couldn't maintain the professional smile on his face, ahhhh!Why can't this group of people be hypocritical and don't write out their true feelings? Don't you forget that this is a game to win prizes?The atmosphere at the scene is dark and deep!

"Please... Please ask the judges to write down their ratings for each contestant. Ten is the full score, and zero is the lowest score."

The ratings were written very quickly, and the past round of competition only took a while, but Xu Wanyang felt like he was passing the time, but fortunately, the following competition is very easy and should not cause any problems Yes, he pulled himself together and cleared his throat.

"Let's continue the second round of intellectual competition non-stop! This round sounds very easy, but it is actually a test of your IQ. I will ask three questions. After you finish writing the answers, the answer that repeats the most will get one point. The point is to try to guess what the answer everyone will write, may I ask, if you become a teacher who teaches, who among the four do you think will be popular with students?"

The four began to meditate, drawing on paper with pens.

"Okay, the time is up, everyone reveal the answer." Xu Wanyang said in surprise, "Except for Qin Kong who wrote Zhao Bian on the paper, everyone else's paper actually had Qin Kong written on it. Is it because of something?"

Zhao Bian waved his hand, "Because they are too unreliable, Ling Lushui will stab people to death if he goes to teach, and being his student is tantamount to being in purgatory, and he is so stingy, no student will give him good reviews unless he is a masochist. "

Ling Lushui hehe said: "I am ashamed to say that you spend every day studying corpses in the morgue and go to the corners to find all kinds of weird poisons. I am afraid that you will either be scared to death or poisoned to death as your student. , even safety is not guaranteed, and I don’t think the popularity is that great compared to it.”

The two stared at each other, tilted their heads and snorted at the same time, Liu Huanghuang quickly came out to smooth things over, "Actually... I think you two are pretty good..."

"He's fine?" Zhao Bian and Ling Lvshui looked like they were joking, their tone was full of dislike for each other, Liu Huanghuang was still timid at this moment when sparks were flying, "...No, no I mean I'm good, I'm good."

Zhao Bian and Ling Lushui complained in unison: "As soon as you receive the tuition fee, you will definitely buy alcohol until you get drunk and fall asleep on the side of the road. Who will let you be a teacher!"

Liu Huanghuang unconsciously twisted his fingers behind his back, feeling extremely guilty, "...I... I can get my tuition refunded...although it might be drunk..."

It's killing and it's the co-author of the morgue. You used to work together in the crematorium?Xu Wanyang couldn't help asking: "Then why did you choose Qin Kong? Is it because he looks very reliable?"

The three replied in unison: "No, he is even more unreliable, but he lived older than us, and teaching history may be barely okay."

"Thank you very much." Qin Kong, who was only 22 years old, twitched his mouth.

Reluctantly accepting this reason, through the conversation just now, it is finally clear that these four guys are originally from the same group, well, no wonder they are almost unreliable, I really don’t know where they came from

Xu Wanyang complained silently in his heart. If he knew that these four people were famous people in the world (cross out one of them, (Liu Linlin pouted aggrievedly, hey! What do you mean!)), he would probably be shocked He couldn't even hold the script well and fell to the ground.

"Okay, then everyone except Qin Kong will add one point. For the second question, if you go to drink, which one of the four people do you think will have the best wine?" He said in surprise, "Oh, This time I finished writing the answer so quickly, and it was also a neat answer, this time it was written in Liu Huanghuang, hey, why, why was Qin Kong dismissed?"

Zhao Bian's face was heavy, "Because his fighting power is too terrifying."

Ling Lushui rarely agreed, "Although I really don't want to admit it, it's true."

"People are going to die." Liu Huanghuang looked serious.

Qin Kong was speechless and said: "Hey, that's too much, are you all pretending that you are ordinary people with no strength?"

"..." Zhao Bian, Ling Lushui, and Liu Huanghuang silently used a small shovel to dig a hole to plant mushrooms in the corner, expressing that they hadn't heard anything.

Xu Wanyang nodded, "So you chose Liu Huanghuang, a good type who falls asleep when drunk? It's quite reasonable, everyone will add a point, ah, it's the critical moment, it's very important You can add two points for the counterattack question, may I ask, if you could find one of the four people to go on a date with, who would you choose?"

As soon as the words were spoken, the four of them frowned, looking at the paper in their hands and thinking hard, it seemed difficult to make a decision.

"...Three, two, one, well, time is up, please show the answer."

The four people turned the paper over, seeing the answers on the four people's paper, Qin Kong and Liu Huanghuang's eyes widened at the same time, they couldn't believe it was true.

Xu Wanyang was also very surprised, "Liu Huanghuang, Qin Kong, Liu Huanghuang, Qin Kong, eh...! Is it a tie? Can you tell me about your choice of Liu Huanghuang first?"

Qin Kong said calmly: "I feel that staying with him will be very relaxing."

"He looks stupid." Ling Lushui said in a natural tone.

Xu Wanyang was ashamed, why did she feel that the last sentence was the real idea, "Then why did you choose Qin Kong?"

Zhao Bian said in agony: "If Liu Huanghuang and I stay too close or too long, he will suddenly vomit blood. In short, if we stay together, we will die. As for Ling Lushui, heh, I don't get along with him. "

"What a coincidence, I am the same." Ling Lushui said a few words, and the two of them tilted their heads and snorted again.

Xu Wanyang asked curiously: "Then Liu Huanghuang, why did you choose Qin Kong?"

Liu Huanghuang said embarrassingly: "Is there a reason? Actually, I'm really short of money recently. If I go on a date, I can not only play with him, but also trick him into selling his autographed paintings and calligraphy secretly. It kills two birds with one stone!"

"..." Qin Kong, the tool man who was just asked out by the other party, Zhao Bian, who always thought the other party was very innocent, and Ling Lushui, who just called the other party stupid a few minutes ago, said with innocent expressions in front of the parties involved. Is it really good to be dark and deep?