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Chapter 19 Bai Li's Ugly Makeup
After recovering, she found that the teleportation array was already in the center of Shishi City, An Ran looked left and right and said in surprise, "Hey, why are you here, what happened just now?"
"Turn on, add teleportation." Lin Xi responded to him coldly.
"Blink? When did you use it? You won't take me to the teleportation array downstairs, will you?"
"Yes."
"I'll go, why do you have to take me to jump down for the first time if you can be in a blink of an eye! The sixth floor, if I'm not young and have a good heart, I'd be scared to death by you!"
"It can't be used frequently, it consumes spirit."
"..." This is the reason again, An Ran is powerless to refute, no wonder he sometimes walks and sometimes uses Blink, it turns out it is to save spiritual power, his saving method really makes An Ran feel that he seems very weak It doesn't look like a boss at all!
"Then the returning teleportation array really only needs to go up?"
"Ah."
"Then what if other people accidentally walk up?"
"Only faeries can...and you."
"Huh? Why can I?"
"..."
Seeing that Linxi didn't speak, An Ran suddenly said, "Isn't it because I hugged you and got your aura?"
An Ran knew that Lin Xi would definitely not reply, so she continued to ask, "But the teleportation array is not displayed, what should I do if I can't remember the location?"
Having said that, Linxi threw him another piece of paper and said, "Look at the map."
"...It won't be again..." An Ran glanced at the map. Sure enough, it was a soul map again. It was a floor plan of their school, but to be honest, the location of the building was quite accurate, and the words were marked correctly. It's too ugly, the teleportation array is marked with a red circle, it's still not round!
"The map I saw on the big screen of the teleportation array last time, can you give me a copy... I feel that you definitely didn't draw it!" An Ran's tone was full of disgust.
Linxi cast a glance at him, didn't speak, and dragged him back home in an instant.
At home, the first thing An Ran smelled was a strong rice aroma, really fragrant, and a faint coconut smell.
"Do you really have coconut chicken? Charcoal grilled lamb chops? You can also cook Thai food? Then I want to eat Japanese food tonight, can sushi and croquettes be okay?" An Ran showed her nose The character of the face.
As a result, Linxi was not only not angry, but also said "yes" very calmly.
"Really? Why are you so good all of a sudden?"
Just after saying this, I suddenly heard someone knock on the door, but the door lock was broken and Lin Xi didn't intend to fix it, so the person pushed the door and it opened.
"Oh my god, is it a ghost?" An Ran took a look at the man and was taken aback, then subconsciously hid behind Linxi.
Linxi also turned around and glanced at the person who came in, and took a step back abruptly, pretending to be very calm on the surface and asking, "A Li?"
"Hey, I've already drawn it like this, how did you recognize me?" Bai Li walked in swaggeringly, sat down at the dining table unceremoniously, and said, "Tsk tsk tsk, Linxi, my dear Lover is so kind, when I was at your house before, I never cooked Thai food for me, it was all home-cooked dishes to fool me!"
Bai Li's ghost makeup and his red and green outfit, to be honest, An Ran really didn't recognize him at a glance, and until now, he couldn't believe it was Bai Li himself!
Then, before the two of them could react, Bai Li consciously picked up the chopsticks, picked up a piece of lamb chops, and said with a happy expression while eating, "The outside is burnt and the inside is tender, it's so delicious. If only Yuchi had you One-tenth of the level would be fine, I really envy An Ran..."
"Envy me? You've known him for so long, who is to blame if you don't strike first!" An Ran finally got used to his makeup, and hurried to sit down at the dining table, so as not to be eaten by Bai Li alone It's over!
"Hit it? Do you think I've never done it before? I can't touch him at all!" As he spoke, Bai Li took another piece of chicken and put it in his mouth, and subconsciously praised, "Really, if I knew before You have such a good skill, I will definitely work harder, I have never chased someone backwards in my life!"
Lin Xi didn't want to talk to Bai Li, so he went to the sofa alone, he also knew that Bai Li was joking, Bai Li had never meant anything to him, he could tell.
An Ran actually agrees with Bai Li's statement, but luckily her past life had a good vision and was quick to act, which allowed her to enjoy the blessings. I really have to burn incense sticks to pay homage to that good past life!
So the two of them cleaned up all the dishes in less than 10 minutes, and almost licked the plate. After all, this dish was only for one person, and Linxi didn't prepare a portion for Baili at all.
"I'm not full..." An Ran looked at the empty plate in frustration, and said with a bit of resentment.
"I'm not full either..."
"Sorry to say, it's not you who robbed me of my meal!"
"I didn't want to snatch it. You were eating when someone asked me to come! I originally wanted Linxi to see my makeup!"
"Your make-up! Er... To be honest, I guess going to this world will cause even more commotion!"
"Isn't it? Isn't it just dark circles under the eyes, some blush, and green lips? Is it strange?" Bai Li asked puzzled.
"Then you should at least draw a normal person, you are ugly enough, the problem is - you are not human!"
"I think it's okay..." Then Bai Li shouted towards the sofa, "What do you think, Linxi?"
"Ugly." Lin Xi said a word lightly, as if he didn't want to talk to him.
"I know ugly, I'm asking if you can go to this world!"
"Please don't say you know me when you go out." Lin Xi said calmly, still looking down at the book.
"Look, what he means is that I can go." Bai Li looked at An Ran proudly and said.
An Ran said speechlessly, "He has aesthetic problems! Besides, why do I think he means you can't go?"
"What the hell!"
"I advise you to change it again. At least the color should be normal. I think you can smear yourself a little bit and get some acne. You don't need to wear such weird makeup!"
"Okay...then I'll listen to you and change it when I get home..." Bai Li drooped his ears, a little discouraged.
An Ran suddenly thought of something and asked, "Your ears! What to do? Such obvious fox ears, and the color of your hair, how can bleaching and dyeing make it so white?"
"It's all right, this one has illusions, as long as you go to the present world, these are normal in the eyes of other human beings. It doesn't matter if you have hair, anyway, I'm just doing it myself, so I just treat it as a crooked nut!"
"Then you can use illusion to change your face, can't you?"
"The problem is that Yu Chi can recognize it, and he won't be confused by the illusion. Besides, the illusion can only affect a small area, otherwise why would Yu Chi put away his big wings!"
"Oh, that's it. I remember that Yulian has wings, but I wonder why Yuchi doesn't have them!"
"Yu Lian, I haven't seen this little guy for a long time."
"Short... Actually, at first I thought he was Yu Chi's illegitimate son, hahaha, because you two can't have children." An Ran joked.
"Who told you that the two of us can't have children, do you think monsters have to have children like you humans?"
"What the hell, don't you need to get pregnant? Or...you can get pregnant?"
But Bai Li said, "I'm a man, how can I get pregnant! If I could conceive, Yu Chi's ability would allow me to conceive tens of thousands of times!"
"Then how did it happen? In vitro stimulation?" An Ran felt that her biology was in vain.
"There is no need to be restrained. We are not human beings, we can combine spiritual power. How to combine, mating is one, and there are other methods, but both parties need to reach the willingness to combine."
An Ran's world view was refreshed again, and he continued to ask, "Then why don't you two want a child? Yu Chi doesn't want it?"
"I don't want it. It's too troublesome. How free it is to be alone. If one day we both go our separate ways, wouldn't the child be a burden?"
"You two are so tired, how could you leave? Could it be that Xiu En loves you so fast?"
"Then maybe, the two of us were very casual when we were together. I still can't understand why I agreed to marry him in the first place!"
After hearing this, An Ran suddenly thought of what the two of them said in the teleportation array in the morning, and asked, "By the way, didn't you say that you are free to tell me about the two of you, I am very free now, I have classes at four o'clock in the afternoon, You are not in a hurry to leave, are you?"
"Don't worry, but you really want to hear it? There are mainly a lot of inappropriate parts..."
"It's okay, I'm an adult, I accept it!"
Bai Li glanced at Linxi who was on the other side of the sofa, and said, "Why don't you avoid it for a while? I won't disturb your reading!"
"I want to hear it too." Linxi said so unprecedentedly.
"Are you sure?!" Bai Li was surprised, "You are so abstinent, you can't understand after hearing it, right?"
An Ran was a little puzzled when she heard Bai Li's words, "Why do you feel like you're going to tell dirty jokes?"
Bai Li showed his small canine teeth and smiled, "Basically, think about it. I have been imprisoned by him since I met him, and he is not as abstinent as Linxi. You can imagine what he can do to me."
"I don't think it's Yuori's fault, is it? To be honest, the first time I saw you, I also thought... that you are so beautiful, normal men would be impulsive!"
"Little friend, don't even think about it, and if you say this to Linxi, be careful that he won't let you go to bed tonight!"
"What's wrong with me saying this!!" An Ran raised her voice on purpose, and said in a strange way, "Anyway, he doesn't like me!"
Of course, it was impossible for Lin Xi to talk to him, and he would pretend that he didn't hear any questions like An Ran's.
But Bai Li joked, "I'm not talking about that, you said that normal men are impulsive, does that mean that Linxi is not normal?"
"...I, I didn't mean that!!!"
"It's okay, even if you mean it like that, Linxi won't talk to you, look, it's not like he didn't hear you!" Bai Li propped his head on one hand and said, looking at Linxi who was on the other side of the sofa.
But this time Linxi reacted, he said, "Are you still going to talk?"
Bai Li was very surprised that he cared so much about his own affairs, so he continued to joke, "I can't see that you are looking forward to it? Why do you suddenly care about my feelings so much? You can't have a crush on me, right? You should have said it earlier, If I had said earlier, I would not have wanted Yuchi!"
"Hey, you two didn't know each other before, why don't you know about his affairs, and he doesn't know about your affairs?"
In fact, he knows something about Linxi, but Linxi really doesn't know about him, because Linxi really focused on that human being during that time, and didn't have time to care about himself, let alone his character, I wouldn't even care about myself.
"We two are acquaintances. If we are not familiar with each other, we belong to the well water and not the river water, right Linxi?"
Seeing that Linxi ignored him, Bai Li could only cough in embarrassment, and then said solemnly, "Okay, I'm not kidding, since you all insist on listening, I'll start talking seriously!"
"Turn on, add teleportation." Lin Xi responded to him coldly.
"Blink? When did you use it? You won't take me to the teleportation array downstairs, will you?"
"Yes."
"I'll go, why do you have to take me to jump down for the first time if you can be in a blink of an eye! The sixth floor, if I'm not young and have a good heart, I'd be scared to death by you!"
"It can't be used frequently, it consumes spirit."
"..." This is the reason again, An Ran is powerless to refute, no wonder he sometimes walks and sometimes uses Blink, it turns out it is to save spiritual power, his saving method really makes An Ran feel that he seems very weak It doesn't look like a boss at all!
"Then the returning teleportation array really only needs to go up?"
"Ah."
"Then what if other people accidentally walk up?"
"Only faeries can...and you."
"Huh? Why can I?"
"..."
Seeing that Linxi didn't speak, An Ran suddenly said, "Isn't it because I hugged you and got your aura?"
An Ran knew that Lin Xi would definitely not reply, so she continued to ask, "But the teleportation array is not displayed, what should I do if I can't remember the location?"
Having said that, Linxi threw him another piece of paper and said, "Look at the map."
"...It won't be again..." An Ran glanced at the map. Sure enough, it was a soul map again. It was a floor plan of their school, but to be honest, the location of the building was quite accurate, and the words were marked correctly. It's too ugly, the teleportation array is marked with a red circle, it's still not round!
"The map I saw on the big screen of the teleportation array last time, can you give me a copy... I feel that you definitely didn't draw it!" An Ran's tone was full of disgust.
Linxi cast a glance at him, didn't speak, and dragged him back home in an instant.
At home, the first thing An Ran smelled was a strong rice aroma, really fragrant, and a faint coconut smell.
"Do you really have coconut chicken? Charcoal grilled lamb chops? You can also cook Thai food? Then I want to eat Japanese food tonight, can sushi and croquettes be okay?" An Ran showed her nose The character of the face.
As a result, Linxi was not only not angry, but also said "yes" very calmly.
"Really? Why are you so good all of a sudden?"
Just after saying this, I suddenly heard someone knock on the door, but the door lock was broken and Lin Xi didn't intend to fix it, so the person pushed the door and it opened.
"Oh my god, is it a ghost?" An Ran took a look at the man and was taken aback, then subconsciously hid behind Linxi.
Linxi also turned around and glanced at the person who came in, and took a step back abruptly, pretending to be very calm on the surface and asking, "A Li?"
"Hey, I've already drawn it like this, how did you recognize me?" Bai Li walked in swaggeringly, sat down at the dining table unceremoniously, and said, "Tsk tsk tsk, Linxi, my dear Lover is so kind, when I was at your house before, I never cooked Thai food for me, it was all home-cooked dishes to fool me!"
Bai Li's ghost makeup and his red and green outfit, to be honest, An Ran really didn't recognize him at a glance, and until now, he couldn't believe it was Bai Li himself!
Then, before the two of them could react, Bai Li consciously picked up the chopsticks, picked up a piece of lamb chops, and said with a happy expression while eating, "The outside is burnt and the inside is tender, it's so delicious. If only Yuchi had you One-tenth of the level would be fine, I really envy An Ran..."
"Envy me? You've known him for so long, who is to blame if you don't strike first!" An Ran finally got used to his makeup, and hurried to sit down at the dining table, so as not to be eaten by Bai Li alone It's over!
"Hit it? Do you think I've never done it before? I can't touch him at all!" As he spoke, Bai Li took another piece of chicken and put it in his mouth, and subconsciously praised, "Really, if I knew before You have such a good skill, I will definitely work harder, I have never chased someone backwards in my life!"
Lin Xi didn't want to talk to Bai Li, so he went to the sofa alone, he also knew that Bai Li was joking, Bai Li had never meant anything to him, he could tell.
An Ran actually agrees with Bai Li's statement, but luckily her past life had a good vision and was quick to act, which allowed her to enjoy the blessings. I really have to burn incense sticks to pay homage to that good past life!
So the two of them cleaned up all the dishes in less than 10 minutes, and almost licked the plate. After all, this dish was only for one person, and Linxi didn't prepare a portion for Baili at all.
"I'm not full..." An Ran looked at the empty plate in frustration, and said with a bit of resentment.
"I'm not full either..."
"Sorry to say, it's not you who robbed me of my meal!"
"I didn't want to snatch it. You were eating when someone asked me to come! I originally wanted Linxi to see my makeup!"
"Your make-up! Er... To be honest, I guess going to this world will cause even more commotion!"
"Isn't it? Isn't it just dark circles under the eyes, some blush, and green lips? Is it strange?" Bai Li asked puzzled.
"Then you should at least draw a normal person, you are ugly enough, the problem is - you are not human!"
"I think it's okay..." Then Bai Li shouted towards the sofa, "What do you think, Linxi?"
"Ugly." Lin Xi said a word lightly, as if he didn't want to talk to him.
"I know ugly, I'm asking if you can go to this world!"
"Please don't say you know me when you go out." Lin Xi said calmly, still looking down at the book.
"Look, what he means is that I can go." Bai Li looked at An Ran proudly and said.
An Ran said speechlessly, "He has aesthetic problems! Besides, why do I think he means you can't go?"
"What the hell!"
"I advise you to change it again. At least the color should be normal. I think you can smear yourself a little bit and get some acne. You don't need to wear such weird makeup!"
"Okay...then I'll listen to you and change it when I get home..." Bai Li drooped his ears, a little discouraged.
An Ran suddenly thought of something and asked, "Your ears! What to do? Such obvious fox ears, and the color of your hair, how can bleaching and dyeing make it so white?"
"It's all right, this one has illusions, as long as you go to the present world, these are normal in the eyes of other human beings. It doesn't matter if you have hair, anyway, I'm just doing it myself, so I just treat it as a crooked nut!"
"Then you can use illusion to change your face, can't you?"
"The problem is that Yu Chi can recognize it, and he won't be confused by the illusion. Besides, the illusion can only affect a small area, otherwise why would Yu Chi put away his big wings!"
"Oh, that's it. I remember that Yulian has wings, but I wonder why Yuchi doesn't have them!"
"Yu Lian, I haven't seen this little guy for a long time."
"Short... Actually, at first I thought he was Yu Chi's illegitimate son, hahaha, because you two can't have children." An Ran joked.
"Who told you that the two of us can't have children, do you think monsters have to have children like you humans?"
"What the hell, don't you need to get pregnant? Or...you can get pregnant?"
But Bai Li said, "I'm a man, how can I get pregnant! If I could conceive, Yu Chi's ability would allow me to conceive tens of thousands of times!"
"Then how did it happen? In vitro stimulation?" An Ran felt that her biology was in vain.
"There is no need to be restrained. We are not human beings, we can combine spiritual power. How to combine, mating is one, and there are other methods, but both parties need to reach the willingness to combine."
An Ran's world view was refreshed again, and he continued to ask, "Then why don't you two want a child? Yu Chi doesn't want it?"
"I don't want it. It's too troublesome. How free it is to be alone. If one day we both go our separate ways, wouldn't the child be a burden?"
"You two are so tired, how could you leave? Could it be that Xiu En loves you so fast?"
"Then maybe, the two of us were very casual when we were together. I still can't understand why I agreed to marry him in the first place!"
After hearing this, An Ran suddenly thought of what the two of them said in the teleportation array in the morning, and asked, "By the way, didn't you say that you are free to tell me about the two of you, I am very free now, I have classes at four o'clock in the afternoon, You are not in a hurry to leave, are you?"
"Don't worry, but you really want to hear it? There are mainly a lot of inappropriate parts..."
"It's okay, I'm an adult, I accept it!"
Bai Li glanced at Linxi who was on the other side of the sofa, and said, "Why don't you avoid it for a while? I won't disturb your reading!"
"I want to hear it too." Linxi said so unprecedentedly.
"Are you sure?!" Bai Li was surprised, "You are so abstinent, you can't understand after hearing it, right?"
An Ran was a little puzzled when she heard Bai Li's words, "Why do you feel like you're going to tell dirty jokes?"
Bai Li showed his small canine teeth and smiled, "Basically, think about it. I have been imprisoned by him since I met him, and he is not as abstinent as Linxi. You can imagine what he can do to me."
"I don't think it's Yuori's fault, is it? To be honest, the first time I saw you, I also thought... that you are so beautiful, normal men would be impulsive!"
"Little friend, don't even think about it, and if you say this to Linxi, be careful that he won't let you go to bed tonight!"
"What's wrong with me saying this!!" An Ran raised her voice on purpose, and said in a strange way, "Anyway, he doesn't like me!"
Of course, it was impossible for Lin Xi to talk to him, and he would pretend that he didn't hear any questions like An Ran's.
But Bai Li joked, "I'm not talking about that, you said that normal men are impulsive, does that mean that Linxi is not normal?"
"...I, I didn't mean that!!!"
"It's okay, even if you mean it like that, Linxi won't talk to you, look, it's not like he didn't hear you!" Bai Li propped his head on one hand and said, looking at Linxi who was on the other side of the sofa.
But this time Linxi reacted, he said, "Are you still going to talk?"
Bai Li was very surprised that he cared so much about his own affairs, so he continued to joke, "I can't see that you are looking forward to it? Why do you suddenly care about my feelings so much? You can't have a crush on me, right? You should have said it earlier, If I had said earlier, I would not have wanted Yuchi!"
"Hey, you two didn't know each other before, why don't you know about his affairs, and he doesn't know about your affairs?"
In fact, he knows something about Linxi, but Linxi really doesn't know about him, because Linxi really focused on that human being during that time, and didn't have time to care about himself, let alone his character, I wouldn't even care about myself.
"We two are acquaintances. If we are not familiar with each other, we belong to the well water and not the river water, right Linxi?"
Seeing that Linxi ignored him, Bai Li could only cough in embarrassment, and then said solemnly, "Okay, I'm not kidding, since you all insist on listening, I'll start talking seriously!"
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