Xianjun, do you have WiFi at home?

Chapter 07 The Queen Mother of the West

"Which Queen Mother of the West, is that one?" An Ran asked excitedly, this is a great god!

"There is only one Queen Mother of the West." Lin Xi said.

"Is it the Queen Mother of the West who gave Chang'e the fake medicine! Oh no, it's the real medicine, she took too much of it herself, I don't blame you!"

The air became quiet in an instant, An Ran looked at Linxi, and found that his expressionless face had no reference value, and then looked at Queen Mother Xi, she also had a dull expression.

"Hey, isn't it..."

"There is no Chang'e at all." Lin Xi explained for her.

"Chang'e? A game character?" Queen Mother Xi asked in confusion.

"...Um, are the myths all deceitful?"

Lin Xi said flatly, "You're calling it a myth."

"That can't be all fake, right? Is there a Monkey King? Is there a Jade Emperor? There is..."

"You have to ask, in fact, these people all exist, but they are all prototypes, and they don't necessarily have this name." Lin Xi said.

"Oh, so..." An Ran suddenly thought of a question, and asked Lin Xi curiously, "Then whose prototype are you?"

Linxi stopped talking suddenly, it wasn't that he didn't want to talk this time, but that he didn't know how to answer.But the Queen Mother of the West didn't understand the meaning of his silence at all, and said, "Don't think about it, no one wrote about him, there is no way if he is not famous..."

"But he is not the most powerful of you!"

"But it's too low-key. By the way, people have been chasing "Three Lives III" recently. It probably looks a bit like the prototype of Emperor Donghua in it..." Xi Wangmu thought for a while while propping her chin, and then added a knife, "But the inside Donghua Dijun is also made up, and there is no such thing as Donghua Dijun, so in this way, no one knows him!"

"..." Linxi didn't want to participate in their conversation anymore, so she walked silently to the sofa area in the center of the living room, found a sofa and sat down, and used her spiritual power to make the teapot make herself a cup of tea, like an old man Just like taking care of himself.He also reached out and grabbed a book from a certain bookshelf on the second floor, flipping through it while drinking tea.

"What about you, are you the prototype of the Queen Mother of the West? How could you be a child?"

"It's just the same name. Besides, what's wrong with the kid, isn't it cute?"

"Um, cute... so cute..." If you didn't hear that WeChat voice...

Queen Mother Xi put her hands on her hips, pursed her lips in dissatisfaction, and blamed Linxi, who was far away from them, "Hmph, it's all your fault, Linxi, for causing me to lose my composure in front of my little brother. I don't care if you want to make up for me, just play with me!"

"So, are you looking for me just to cheat?" Linxi had already seen through everything.

"Open black, what open black, can't it be Bronze Glory?" An Ran asked, this is also the game he has been playing recently.

"Yes, yes, little brother, you play too. That's great, let's add WeChat to play together. You don't know that every time I ask Linxi to play, he drops his phone into the water, and the phone is broken. The phone was eaten by Ah Li... This kind of reason prevaricated me, and later I sent him a WeChat message and he ignored me, hey old lady... um... Is this baby so easy to lie? That's why the baby was so angry just now, Mad!"

"Unexpectedly, you still like games..." An Ran's world view was refreshed again. Sure enough, the lives of the fairies are really no different from hers, except for the living space, but they are obviously more free here.

An Ran clicked on WeChat and asked, "Scan the QR code? My signal is not very good..."

"Oh, yes, your signal is very weak here, and we can only receive a little bit. We have a signal dedicated to the fairy, and we can communicate with you. It's just that the communication fee is our own spiritual power. Payment, including data traffic."

"...Then what should I do, I don't have spiritual power, and Linxi's house doesn't have wifi yet, so it's cold!"

"Originally, Ah Li said he would pretend for him, but he said it was too exhausting, so he didn't let him pretend..."

"Do you need to consume spiritual power to install wifi?"

"Our communication fees are all paid with spiritual power, and Wi-Fi must be the same, and the wide-ranging communication signals of Wi-Fi are quite expensive. For us, it is a luxury. Only fairy homes with high spiritual power can have it. Don’t dare to leave it open.”

"I didn't expect that it would be quite difficult for you to access the Internet..." An Ran felt a headache, but she always felt that Lin Xi is a big boss, so she shouldn't be short of it?

"In this way, if you give me a QR code, I will add you first, and then you can pass it when you have internet access."

Of course, An Ran was 1 willing, and he thought flatteredly, I actually have Queen Mother of the West’s WeChat account, can I sell it for money in the future, and charge [-] for a business card introduction, so that I can surpass Papa Ma in a short time!

"You don't know how boring this baby was when there were no such things in the past. Now that humans have invented acg, this baby is addicted to it every day and can't extricate himself from it. He enjoys watching dramas, chasing fans and playing games every day. I think you humans are too pitiful. Inventing these good things can only live for 100 years, and most of the time is spent on work and study and cannot play. If I have to play for 1 years, I will not get tired of playing! What a pity!"

"Since you enjoy it, please don't drag me along." Linxi's cold voice came from the sofa.

"Okay, anyway, I have already found your substitute. This little brother is amazing at first glance. He is a genius who is not acg. Give it to me and let me take it home. Our house has wifi!"

"wifi!" An Ran's eyes lit up when she heard this English word, and she quickly agreed without thinking, "Okay, okay, let's go now?"

"Of course it is now. Otherwise, I will cover all the expenses of your games. By the way, I can take you to the acg exhibition in Shanghai soon, and the most important point is that I can take you to play black, I But what about Xingyaoyi!"

Originally, having wifi was enough to be tempting, but now other more attractive conditions were added, so An Ran agreed without even thinking about it, and quickly said, "That's great, God, please take me to fly!"

The Queen Mother of the West was very happy after hearing this, and instantly made room for An Ran on her mount Yu Ruyi. She patted the vacant seat and said, "Come and sit, this baby will take you flying."

This is still a great god, and it is also really flying!An Ran was about to go cheerfully, but suddenly found that she couldn't move.

The Queen Mother of the West also noticed that something was wrong, and she immediately understood, and said furiously towards the sofa, "Linxi, what do you mean, robbing someone? Dare to rob me?"

"You also know that I've been looking for him for a long time, and I can give you anything, but he can't." Although Lin Xi spoke lightly and sounded casual, there was always a sense of majesty without anger.

"Then what if my wife insists on it?"

"Can you beat me?"

"Then you have to fight to know? You don't have the Star Spirit Orb now, so don't be too confident!"

An Ran suddenly felt like the heroine in the TV series Mary Su, who was snatched away by two male gods, even at the expense of fighting. Before, she thought how could anyone like this kind of plot, so naive, she never expected to experience it this time , I feel pretty good.

So hypocritically imitating the plot in the TV series, he persuaded, "Stop fighting, you two, it's not worth it for me, I know you all praise me, after all, I am so good, but, I also have my own choice, I still want to follow..."

Before she finished speaking, she suddenly heard a "click", and An Ran saw that Yu Ruyi, who was sitting on the Queen Mother of the West, broke in response, and she almost fell off Yu Ruyi.

"Ahhhhh——" Queen Mother Xi was going crazy, this is her treasure, such a big Yu Ruyi who can be used as a mount is rare in the world, and it was broken by Linxi casually! !

So she pointed at Linxi angrily and shouted, "You dare to destroy my mother's treasure Yu Ruyi, I will fight you desperately!"

As she spoke, she used her spiritual power to control the shattered jade ruyis, and the sharp fragments shot towards Linxi recklessly, but Linxi didn't even hide, he leisurely turned a page of the book in his hand, and After taking a sip of tea, he suddenly disappeared until the blade was about to pierce his body.

Then the next second, he suddenly appeared on another sofa.He found that the tea was finished, so he asked the teapot to pour himself another cup, continued to act as if nothing had happened, and looked down at the book to drink tea.

The Queen Mother of the West was about to die of anger, she controlled the Broken Jade to stab him again, but the result was still the same, and then she tried a dozen more times unwillingly, and she was exhausted from trying, but she still didn't even touch Lin Yu. Instead, let him finish another cup of tea, and then pour another cup.

"Okay—you are amazing!" Queen Mother Xi lowered her head and gave a smirk, then suddenly changed the direction of attack, and the broken jade flew towards the second floor. The target was obviously his bookshelf.

Linxi finally reacted a bit this time, but his eyes still did not leave the book in his hand, he just threw the teacup out of his hand, only heard a "cracking" sound, An Ran didn't see what happened, Queen Mother Xi The broken jade all turned into shards and fell down with a "crash", even more shattered than before, but the cup returned to Linxi's hand intact.

Even the tea he just poured didn't spill a single drop.

"You, you bully people! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" "Linxi, you bastard...... Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ..."

An Ran found that she seemed to be able to move, so she hurried to comfort her and said, "Well...don't cry, why don't you see if you can fix it..."

But it's broken into that ghostly appearance, I guess it's hard to find all the pieces...

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

"Well, there's nothing I can do about it, otherwise, you make him pay..." An Ran looked in Linxi's direction helplessly and asked tentatively.

In fact, he asked Linxi, and he didn't know that the consequences would be so serious. If he had known, he would not have left with Queen Mother Xi, and the trouble would not have turned into what it is now.

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