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"Obviously, he's not joking with us." Wu Xue sighed, watching He Yi squatting next to the fat man.

After squatting down, He Yi looked left and right, then picked up a small piece of wood from the ground, and after pawing in the pile of meat sauce for a while, He Yi seemed to feel that the wood was not easy to handle, so he simply raised his hand Throw it out.

"Hey! He Yi, what are you doing? What are you doing?" Zheng Yiyan widened his eyes and watched He Yi pick up the pile of meat sauce with his bare hands, and suddenly felt his stomach churning.

He Yi didn't say a word, but frowned and rummaged through the pile of meat sauce seriously. At first, they could bear to watch him get sick there, but in the end they just leaned against the wall and vomited desperately.

"I just said there's something in it." He Yi looked up, down, left, and right with a small finger in a good mood, and then put it straight at his feet like obsessive-compulsive disorder.

"Since you have found something, let's go." Zheng Yiyan covered his mouth and nose and glanced at He Yi.He Yi didn't turn his head back, and continued to pick at the pile of meat sauce, "Wait a minute, there should be more than this part of finger." As soon as he finished speaking, his right hand that went into the meat sauce touched a piece of it. bone.

"Look, I'll say more than one." He Yi raised his hand to show Zheng Yiyan behind him his achievements.Zheng Yiyan hesitated to speak for a while, but finally couldn't help but walked behind He Yi, "I have something I really want to tell you."

He Yi didn't turn his head back when he heard the words, and responded casually, "Well, tell me, I'm listening." Zheng Yiyan frowned, his expression was as painful as if he had just eaten shit and his teeth were stuffed, and he was in pain for a while Finally, he gritted his teeth and said: "I think..." He took two steps back, thinking that he should organize his words again.

"What?" He Yi was not affected by Zheng Yiyan's pain at all, he was still rummaging through the meat sauce carefully with his bare hands, as conscientious as a shit shoveler, making people doubt his profession.

Zheng Yiyan was influenced by him and immediately forgot what he wanted to say before. It wasn't until He Yi asked again that Zheng Yiyan thought of another sentence impromptuly, "What kind of job do you do?"

The movement of He Yi's hand still didn't stop, and just as Zheng Yiyan finished speaking, He Yi pulled out another finger covered in flesh and blood, and he carefully placed that finger on the other fingers. next to his head, making them form a straight line, and then he opened his mouth to answer Zheng Yiyan's words, "Unemployed."

Zheng Yiyan felt that the shit he ate just now came up again, and it was stuck in his throat all at once. He frowned like a Chinese knot, and said to He Yi's back word by word, "Then Unemployed, how did you live to be so old?"

He Yi's tone was relaxed and comfortable, and he took it for granted, "Because my dad is rich." Zheng Yiyan rubbed his forehead in pain, and before he could speak, Song Long from behind snatched him away, "The second generation rich? Congratulations!"原You didn't tell us this before? That's an unassailable reason, and I feel really bad for your dad."

He Yi just hummed when he heard the words, and there was no other reaction at all. Zheng Yiyan took another two steps back, calmed down for a while, and then remembered what he wanted to say earlier, "He Yi, I think you put your The impression in my heart has been refreshed again.”

He Yi placed another finger, nodded and replied: "Then do you know me better?"

"Yeah, it's so deep that I wondered if I was plotted by you back then, so I agreed to your insanity." Zheng Yiyan's voice carried some sympathetic powerlessness and pain.

He Yi moved his head, "I'm such an innocent person, won't your conscience really hurt if you doubt me so much?"

"Then will your conscience hurt if you provoke me so much?" Zheng Yiyan asked coldly.He Yi shrugged, "No, but it's very good."

Zheng Yiyan endured and endured, so he didn't rush over and kick the psychopath into the pile of meat sauce.

"Okay, let's call it a day." He Yi shook his hands, glanced at the neat row of fingers on the ground, and stood up with a smile.

"All the side missions have been completed, do you want to leave this world?" Just as He Yi stood firm, a system prompt sounded in his head.

He turned his head and glanced at Zheng Yiyan, Zheng Yiyan nodded and walked towards him, leaned into his ear and whispered, "The side mission is completed, thanks to your mental illness, do you want to leave now?"

He Yi smiled and thought for a while, then nodded to Zheng Yiyan, "Let's go, there should be nothing we can do if we stay here, anyway, we will meet again in the next world, so let's make a quick decision."

"But isn't there a side mission to get out of the haunted house? Didn't we go out, why did we complete it?" Zheng Yiyan looked at He Yi and asked.

"Probably we solved the incident, and then the space where the haunted house is located returned to normal, so it defaulted to our completion."

"I have chosen to leave, please get ready and leave immediately after the 60-second countdown."

"Mr. He Yi, it seems that I underestimated your ability." As soon as He Yi opened his eyes, he heard the serious voice of the system. He Yi, who hadn't talked to the system for a long time, suddenly felt like he hadn't seen it for a long time.

"Ah, thank you for the compliment, I will continue to work hard." He Yi moved his limbs and responded shamelessly.The system was obviously stuck, and then continued to speak unhurriedly, "Please get ready, enter the next world in 10 minutes."

"Tsk, can't you catch up with me first after we haven't seen each other for so long, I'll think you hate me if you do this." He Yi slumped on the chair, and said inappropriately.

"Your thinking is correct. Please continue to think so. Goodbye." The system immediately sent He Yi out after finishing his speech.

He Yi, who was caught off guard, was a little dazed. After accepting the memory, he was obviously even more dazed. It wasn't until the person under him moved that he came back to his senses.

"Uh, listen to my explanation." He Yi laughed dryly, and supported his body with his hands. "Hiss, it hurts, get out!" Zheng Yiyan frowned, his voice full of provocative hoarseness.

He Yi heard that his body was still frozen, only his little brother was lifted up, and quickly expanded in Zheng Yiyan's body.

Zheng Yiyan gasped in pain, and He Yi curled his lips in sweat, not ashamed to say that he was actually in pain.The two of them faced each other on the bed with their lower bodies glued together, until the dormitory door was knocked twice.

Seeing the door being slowly pushed open, He Yi pulled the quilt helplessly to cover himself and Zheng Yiyan.Pushing the door open were five boys, all carrying lunch boxes.

"Uh, what are you doing in broad daylight? Are you sweating while clutching the quilt?" Because He Yi was on the upper bunk, the boy who spoke didn't see Zheng Yiyan under He Yi.

"Well, I seem to have a bit of a cold, so I want to take a nap. Why did you come back so early?" He Yi searched his memory, because the roommates in the same dormitory were all eating and drinking outside at noon, and they basically didn't sleep. He won't come back until class starts at two o'clock, so He Yi boldly prostituted himself to Zheng Yiyan during the day.

"Don't mention it. I don't know which idiot outside the school brought people into group fights. The police were called in. We were afraid of being seen by the counselor, so we sneaked back first." Another boy put down the lunch box and glanced at He Yi, "Zheng Yiyan What? Aren't you two inseparable like a pair? Why didn't you see him?"

He Yi paused, "I don't know, he was still there before I went to bed just now, maybe he went out." Several other people didn't have any objection to his explanation, and they all gathered together to eat on the same bed with their lunch boxes .

"He Yi, are you still sleeping? Can you stop staring at us like this? It's weird, if you want to eat, I'll give you something?" Zhang Lei looked at He Yi earnestly while biting his chopsticks with a box of lunch in his hand.

He Yi felt something stuck in his throat, "No need, you guys eat, I'm not hungry at all." After saying this, he immediately retracted his gaze, and fixed on Zheng Yiyan's frowning face again .

"Honey, can we bear with it a little bit? After all, I really didn't mean it." He Yi leaned on Zheng Yiyan's body, and whispered in his ear.

"Don't move!" Zheng Yiyan gasped and whispered, the hands on He Yi's back dug into He Yi's flesh.He Yi gritted his teeth, obediently froze and remained motionless.

Half an hour later, the group of five roommates finally finished their meal problem. Zhang Lei sighed with satisfaction, "I'm exhausted, let's go out for a walk?"

Zheng Fei next to him put his arm on his shoulder, and replied with a smile, "Okay, go outside and see if that idiot has been arrested."

"Because of that idiot, I wanted to go on a date, but he interfered with it." Wang Qiang looked sad and indignant, pointing to the leftover boxed lunch, filled with righteous indignation.

"Come on, it's just your wechat girl who doesn't know if it's a human or a dog, so you can go out on a date without fear of being cheated." Zhao Zong clapped his hands Baoxiong poured a basin of ice sulfuric acid on Wang Qiang.

"Are you going to leave or not? Brother, don't keep beating Wang Qiang. He finally got a chance to escape from being a virgin. You don't make people hopeful. Don't force him to recognize the reality." Zhao Zu opened the door and turned back with a smile. Make up.

"If you make friends carelessly, He Yi is the best. He Yi, do you need me to get you some medicine?" Wang Qiang walked under He Yi's bed, raised his head and said.

He Yi was so frightened that he almost trembled, "No need, I'm afraid of being poisoned to death by you." Wang Qiang roared in grief and angrily, and walked straight to the door.

"Then let's go, what do you want to eat, we will bring it to you when you come back." Zhang Lei looked at He Yi before closing the door, and He Yi sighed, "Hurry up, I don't want anything, I just want to sleep well Sleep."

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