ordinary god

"I didn't mean to."

"Hey, listen to me."

"Don't ignore me, hey—"

Wang Xiaoming walked ahead quickly with his head down, Lin Su floated back and forth behind him, wanted to explain but didn't know where to start, hesitatingly said: "I just want to help you, I admit that I have selfish intentions, I think if Help you catch him, then you will have a good impression of me, then you will not reject me so much, at least we can start as friends first, right?"

Wang Xiaoming rushed into the dormitory building and ran into the safety exit at the end of the corridor. He closed the door and looked upstairs and downstairs to make sure that there was no one else in the corridor of the safety exit, so he couldn't help shouting: " Who told you to do this?!"

"I was wrong." Lin Su admitted his mistake very directly.

Wang Xiaoming: "..."

Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth, feeling that he couldn't get angry with Lin Su. He walked around the corridor like a trapped animal, and finally sat down along the wall with his head in his arms, and heaved a long sigh.

"You gods are all like this?"

"what?"

"No matter what other people think, you can do what you want? You call this fate?"

"Ah..." Lin Su didn't know how to answer, and thought for a while, "I don't even know students majoring in Destiny, so I really can't answer this question for you."

Wang Xiaoming: "..."

Wang Xiaoming suddenly laughed, patted his knees and said, "I figured out why there is a saying that when humans think, God laughs."

Lin Su: "???"

Wang Xiaoming stared at the floor, and said lightly: "That's right, I like men. I've known it since...junior high school. You may not understand this. In our place, it's sick, abnormal, can you It’s natural to talk about it with others.”

Lin Su: "...Oh."

Wang Xiaoming looked up at him: "I already knew who he likes."

Lin Su: "...ah."

Wang Xiaoming shrugged his shoulders: "But I didn't expect to see that scene, I would still be sad. I thought I was already mentally prepared."

Lin Su licked his lips: "Well, this matter is indeed my fault. I didn't expect to meet an old acquaintance. That guy... doesn't make sense and has a bad temper, so that's why... I'm sorry ah."

The God of Love who suddenly appeared happened to be in the same class as Lin Su, and he happened to be the top ten student in the God of Love major, so his "illness" was not serious. Lin Su and him had a bit of a grudge, and they never got along.This time the guy lost his nerve, thinking that Lin Su deliberately sabotaged his "achievements", and he did not say a word when he was in a hurry. As a result, the physics class representative suddenly lost his mind and pressed the little niece of the barber shop owner He fell to the ground and kissed her mouth to mouth.

Not only the proprietress was shocked, but Wang Xiaoming was also shocked.

The proprietress shouted hooligans and wanted to tell their homeroom teachers, while pulling away the two people who were rolling on the ground, Wang Xiaoming's shampoo hadn't been cleaned up, and the shampoo flowed into his eyes, which was painful and uncomfortable, and the eye sockets were red. Very pitiful.

Lin Su knew he was in trouble, so he raised his hand to clean the foam on his head, and wiped his eyes. As soon as he made a move, Wang Xiaoming saw him, and at the same time saw the God of love behind him.

The God of Love was still chattering. Although Wang Xiaoming didn't understand the cause and effect, he also knew that this matter had something to do with Lin Su's self-assertion.

That's why Wang Xiaoming got angry, slapped the money on the table and went out, leaving the chaotic barbershop behind.

Lin Su pinched his fingers, and said like a little wife: "I was wrong about this, tell me, how do I want to compensate you?"

Wang Xiaoming raised his head, but before he opened his mouth, Lin Su added: "It's not a matter of asking me to leave."

Wang Xiaoming paused, helplessly: "Then I have nothing to say."

Lin Su: "...do you have no other wishes?"

Wang Xiaoming shook his head: "Why does it have to be me?"

"Because I've waited for 500 years, only for you to come."

Wang Xiaoming was taken aback.

Lin Su also followed him and sat down, with his legs crossed and his head leaning back against the wall: "I, me... When I was admitted to the seminary, the principal and my friends asked me to choose the lucky one. God is a major, but I just don’t want to do what they say. I think...doing what everyone else will do is so boring and boring. There are many majors in the seminary, and ordinary gods have only produced one in thousands of years. The first student couldn't bear the pressure after graduation, and in the end... made a mistake and was kicked out of the human world to be punished, and the second student who came out after that was me."

Wang Xiaoming blinked: "You are really good at it."

Lin Su: "..."

But Wang Xiaoming laughed, not knowing what he was laughing at, Lin Su clicked his tongue, and continued: "As you can see, I started working after graduation and worked in the divine authority, 500 years... I spent 500 years , I didn’t pass the assessment once, because no one likes to be ordinary, and no one wants to be ordinary. My performance assessment has always been zero, and I waited for you after great difficulty.”

"Wait." Wang Xiaoming looked strange, "How did you make sure that I was the person you were looking for? I didn't expect to be ordinary, did I?"

"I'll show you something." Lin Su stretched out his hand, motioning for Wang Xiaoming to hold his hand, "You'll know it when you see it."

Su Lin stuffed Wang Xiaoming's hand into his white robe, and Wang Xiaoming felt that his eyes were white, then black and then white, and the surrounding scenery had completely changed.

He hesitated for a while before standing up, looking left and right: "This is...?"

"It's the first time I've brought humans here," Lin Su made a booing gesture near his lips, "but don't let anyone find out."

Wang Xiaoming quickly covered his mouth.

Lin Su whispered: "You don't understand if it's complicated, but to put it simply... this is my office."

"Office room?" Wang Xiaoming took two steps forward lightly. The place is pure white, without any flowers or plants, not even black, just pure and flawless white.There is a white window in the empty snow-white, but you can’t see the outside scene. It feels hazy, as if it is blocked by something. There is a big desk under the window. It is so big that it feels like ten Wang Xiaoming can lie on it. Behind the desk is a very large bookshelf, soaring into the sky that the top cannot be seen.

It is said to be an office room, except for a window, there is no other entrance and exit here: no door, no beams, and no ceiling.

Looking up, it is still a vast expanse of whiteness, and the front, rear, left, and right sides are also a vast expanse of whiteness. I can't see where the boundaries are. The only window seems to be floating in mid-air out of thin air.

"Humans can't go to the God Realm, it's just a cloning imaginary space," Lin Su explained, "it's not a real place."

Wang Xiaoming didn't quite understand, so he nodded half-understanding.

Lin Su waved his hand: "This is not important, you come and see this."

Lin Su walked to the desk, raised his hand and snapped his fingers, a stack of materials floated down from the bookshelf, and those materials were automatically lined up in front of Wang Xiaoming one by one, as if sitting in a row, in which Wang Xiaoming could even see himself Growth trajectory from childhood to adulthood.

If he didn't know that the person in front of him was an ordinary god, he would probably have thought that he had met Lord Hades, and what was in front of him was his own life and death book.