How do shit shovel officers organize a group to propose marriage?

The first one was a black panther, standing on top of the carriage with his head held high, his posture was full of a king, his golden and copper eyes swept over everyone present with pride, his shiny fur and huge physique made him see Look majestic.

This big cat was welcomed by the people of Dayu as soon as it appeared on the stage. There is no other reason, because this leopard is a relative of their master Guoshi, so we must show face!

Then came an emerald green male peacock. He flaunted his tail feathers coquettishly, and shook his fan-like bird screen from time to time to show his beautiful feathers to everyone. Under the sunlight, his tail feathers resembled Sprinkled with thousands of stars, the beautiful land is like a dream, almost blinding everyone's eyes.

The people who followed Peacock were also very coquettishly dressed, with gold and silver ornaments, and brocade as clothes, and their gestures exuded coquettish air.

After the peacock is a chocolate-colored miniature poodle, with curly and fluffy fur all over the body, trimmed like a Teddy, with black eyes hidden in the fur, pink tongue exposed, the whole fur face is cute and round , the tail behind him was rolled into a ball like a rabbit, and it was shaking wildly at this moment, looking like a stuffed toy from a distance.

What surprised Pei Miao the most was a large golden python, seven meters long by visual inspection, with a thick adult waist, and golden scales shining in the sun.

As soon as he appeared, he attracted the amazement of the onlookers. Some timid ones hid behind the crowd one after another, while some bold ones sneaked around while no one was paying attention.

In summer, the snake skin is cold and very comfortable, just like touching ice cubes.

There are also some small countries that do not have national teachers. After all, the arrival of national teachers is a reward from heaven to this country, which is rare in a hundred years, so they can only look at the group of people with national teachers with envy and hatred, silently biting their handkerchiefs , They also want to take the master of the country to have a good time, but...

Hey!

When the group came to the imperial city, Gu Qiyan carried Pei Miao and went down the tower to greet them personally. Those who came to pay tribute were all small countries that surrendered to Dayu. Compared with Gu Qiyan, when they saw Dayu's two princes and the national teacher appearing, they all saluted and greeted, even the proud leopard and domineering golden python bowed their heads to Pei Miao.

Pei Miao's vanity immediately rose, and those who bowed their heads to him were live leopards and boa constrictors, not to mention this sense of satisfaction~

Gu Qiyan exchanged greetings with the first few envoys, and when he was about to take them to meet Emperor Qinglong, there was a commotion behind the team, and a trembling voice came from the crowd: "Master Guo, what's wrong with you?" , don’t scare me, wake up, wake up.”

Immediately afterwards, another voice came: "Oh, our national teacher has also fainted, come quickly, come quickly!"

Gu Qiyan and the third prince looked at each other, and their expressions became dignified. This time, a dozen small countries came to pay tribute. It was a matter of prudence. Emperor Qinglong confessed a month ago that there should be no mistakes, but this time The group of people had an accident before they entered the palace, and it was their national teacher who had the accident. If something unfortunate happened, not to mention that the diplomatic relations could not be maintained, the two countries might meet each other in arms.

"Third Emperor Brother, you go and send someone to invite Imperial Physician Hua here, and then go and inform Father about the situation here." Gu Qiyan calmed down, and ordered Gu Qiming directly, while he hugged Pei Miao and squeezed into the crowd.

The two national teachers who had the accident were surrounded by three layers of people. When Gu Qiyan and Pei Miao squeezed in, they saw a striped squirrel wearing a small black hat and a small vest, holding pine nuts. He stood motionless, with a big tail raised high above his head, his black glass-like eyes staring blankly ahead, and he didn't even move the two pointed ears that stuck out his hat.

The excrement shoveler next to him was crying all the time, with tears and snot all over his face, as miserable as he wanted.

Pei Miao's eyes lit up as soon as she saw this squirrel, and jumped out of Gu Qiyan's embrace with a whimper. He has been more than six months old now, and his body has become more fluffy and his body has grown a lot. Meow is like a plump meat ball, with a small face that has become more rounded, and with blue cat eyes, it is almost sweet to death.

He briskly ran to the squirrel, sniffed it closely, then turned around with a surprised expression as if he had discovered a new continent, and gave a sweet "meow~" to Gu Qiyan. The black panther behind him clearly heard Pei Miao say He said: "Look, there are squirrels!"

Gu Qiyan was amused by Pei Miao's cute little expression, but the situation was not right now, so he had to hold back abruptly, walked up to the squirrel with a paralyzed face and squatted down, turned his head and asked, "What's going on?"

The shit-shoveling officer who had been crying all the time wiped his tears and replied: "Slave, I don't know what's going on, our national teacher was fine just now, but suddenly stopped moving, Second Highness, you are born in large numbers! , but we must cure our Master Guoshi."

Gu Qiyan was noncommittal, frowning and poking the squirrel's ear, but the squirrel didn't respond at all, like a doll whose soul had been taken out.

When Pei Miao saw Gu Qiyan poking the squirrel's ear, he followed suit. I have to say that the claws of the squirrel's ears are very flexible, flexible and elastic. They are simply the best toys for cats. Pei Miao was immediately attracted and hooked them. The paw poked the squirrel's ears back and forth, and when it was having fun, a weak voice came: "Master Cat, stop playing, brother squirrel must be scared by you."

What?Was the squirrel scared like this by him?

Pei Miao looked at the talking parrot speechlessly. It was a male cockatiel with a small body and white feathers. There were two pinches of bright yellow/colored phoenix feathers on the top of the head. The orange round spots, like rouge, are very cute.

At this time, the cockatiel was timidly hiding behind the neck of his excrement shoveler, looking at him with a pair of black eyes that seemed to be soaked in water, with a vigilant and vigilant expression.

Pei Miao tilted her head, stared at the cockatiel and asked, "Are you afraid of me?"

"I'm afraid," the cockatiel nodded timidly, "you will eat us..."

"..." Pei Miao was embarrassed, and turned to point at the black panther and the golden python and asked, "Then are you afraid of them?"

The cockatiel carefully glanced at the black panther and the golden python, nodded and shook its head, and whispered: "I'm not afraid of them, because they won't eat us."

"..." Pei Miao was completely speechless. What kind of logic is this bird? Leopards and boa constrictors are not afraid, but he is afraid of this cat.

Xuanfeng was afraid that Pei Miao would not believe it, so she added carefully: "They think we are too young to eat enough, but you..." But you are so happy not to eat one bite at a time!

Pei Miao was speechless, she lowered her head and poked the squirrel, which was stupefied by him, with her paws, opened her mouth and gestured at the squirrel's head, and sure enough, as the cockatiel said, this squirrel is indeed suitable for one bite.

Because of Pei Miao's infinite approach, the smell of natural enemies spread infinitely. The frightened squirrel blinked his black bean eyes, raised his head, and saw Pei Miao's snow-white teeth at first sight. As soon as his legs softened, the pine nuts in his hand fell off in a fright, rolled his eyes, and fell straight to the ground.

Suddenly, the crying in Pei Miao's ear exploded.

Gu Qiyan rubbed his forehead with a headache. If he still can't see that this squirrel was frightened by his master, then he doesn't have to be the second prince.

He rubbed Pei Miao's little head, and said helplessly, "Miaomiao, don't make trouble."

If this timid squirrel is really scared to death, then the diplomatic relationship between Dayu and this small country will be completely over.

Pei Miao curled her lips in disdain, stepped on the squirrel's stomach with one paw, and threatened twice with a "meow~": "Don't pretend to be dead, if you pretend to be dead, I will eat you!"

As soon as the words fell, the squirrel "lived" tremblingly, trembling with its big tail in its arms, its black bean eyes were about to cry, and it said in a milky voice: "Master Cat, I, I am alive, you , don’t eat me, I don’t taste good, woo woo woo…”

This squirrel, like his shit-shoveling officer, is a little crying bag.

Seeing that the squirrel was alive, Gu Qiyan heaved a sigh of relief. Just as he got up, another excrement shovel officer knelt down in front of him crying, "Second Highness, please save our imperial teacher as well, he also fainted just now."

As he spoke, the man held his hands high, carefully revealing a ball of fur in his palm.

Pei Miao looked up curiously, and saw a fat milky-yellow hamster lying on its back with its belly exposed, its four little paws were stiffly facing the sky, and it looked like it was dying.

Needless to say, this hamster, like that squirrel, was scared to death by him.

Did he have trouble with the rats recently? First, the bunch of dead rats occupied his bed, and then a squirrel and a hamster were frightened by him. Sure enough, cats and rats are natural enemies.

Pei Miao took a closer look at the hamster, and found that his stomach was still moving, obviously he was playing dead, a small thing like a hamster is the best at playing dead, and his acting skills are so lifelike, he can be called the movie star in the animal world, the whole world owes him They are a statuette.

This hamster master obviously knows the secret of pretending to be dead. After being stared at by a cat for such a long time, he can still remain motionless. Not only is his acting skills good, but also his psychological quality. A man in cat skin.

Pei Miao unceremoniously stepped on the hamster's belly with her paw. Not to mention, the paw feeling of this furry belly is not so good, soft and soft, it is the greatest enjoyment for cat's paw, any plush toy Nothing can compare with it.

Moreover, this hamster is very plump, its round ground is like a ball, and it can roll round with a flick of its paws. Pei Miao secretly hopes that this hamster can continue to play dead, so that he can bring this hamster back to Yongning in a legitimate way. Temple, and then do this and that, to ensure that this hamster will have an unforgettable trip to Dayu.

Pei Miao was thinking beautifully, but the hamster who had been raped by him couldn't take it anymore, he whimpered and escaped from under the cat's claws, twisting his round buttocks. He was about to be stepped on by Pei Miao and vomited blood. He was half the size of his body, and when he stepped on it with one paw, his stomach was almost flattened.

The aggrieved and frightened hamster flung itself back into the arms of its shit-shoveling officer with short legs, crying, stared at Pei Miao accusingly, and took the melon seeds fed by his shit-shoveling officer with its paws. Today is really unlucky, I have to use ten melon seeds to comfort the injured little heart, he will not come again in the future, he will have a short life once, maybe a certain life will be explained here .

Terrible, blah blah.

So when Emperor Qinglong and Imperial Physician Hua arrived, the two "fainted" masters of the state were miraculously rescued "alive", but they just stuck to the shoulders of their own shit-shoveling officer with a sleepy expression, and kept away from Pei. Miao is ten meters away, and refuses to come close no matter what.

After seeing Emperor Qinglong, the countries were arranged to rest in the palace, and there was a banquet to entertain them in the evening. Because the two national teachers, squirrel and hamster, were frightened by the national teacher of Dayu, the location of the dinner was temporarily adjusted. The position next to Miao has changed from a squirrel to a VIP, and under the VIP is a black panther, with two cats and a dog, who seems to be making trouble.

The author has something to say: la la la, the parrot and cat bickering scene you were expecting did not happen, tomorrow I can go home and have sex, happy~