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The enemy was extremely jealous when they met. The hatred of touching the balls before has not disappeared, but today he even said that he is cowardly. It seems that the relationship between him and the third highness is bound up.

Pei Miao narrowed her eyes, the pupils turned into a thin line under the sun, leaving only a piece of blue, and looked at the person on the tree unkindly.

He estimated the height of the ground and the tree. The Third Highness was sitting on a branch that was half the height of the tree. The height was at least three meters. If he fell from it, it would be very uncomfortable.

Pei Miao's beard curled up, revealing one side of sharp little canine teeth. His claws protruded from the pads. He jumped up with his hind legs and climbed up the tree in the blink of an eye. His sharp claws dug deep into the bark, holding him fixed to the tree.

"Meow~" Boy, don't run away if you have the guts!

Pei Miao flicked her tail, then quickly jumped up a certain distance, and came to the branch where the Third Highness was.

He stretched out a paw, and took a tentative step forward, shortening the distance between him and His Highness the Third Highness. He tilted his neck, showing a bit of contempt.

"Hehe, did your lord come here to challenge me one-on-one?" The Third Highness frowned, with the same haughty expression on his face as that of Concubine Xiao, "This hall has practiced martial arts since childhood, and I'm not like my second brother who is soft-footed." , the people in the barracks are basically scared by the hall, the three-legged kung fu of the master of the country..."

His Highness clicked twice, obviously not paying attention to Pei Miao.

Even a man can't stand this kind of insult, and even calls Gu Qiyan a soft-footed shrimp!

Pei Miao's eyes lit up with raging anger, she lowered her body, and began to attack.

The Third Highness on the opposite side laughed even more wildly, leaned back casually, supported his body with one hand, wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said, "Master, is this trying to hit this hall? This hall is so scary!" .”

That cheap little figure made Pei Miao's teeth itch angrily, and while the Third Highness was rubbing his stomach with a smile, she jumped forward and hit his face straight.

Pei Miao exhausted all her strength. Although he was only a four-month-old kitten, he already weighed six catties. When he was thrown out, he was like a small cannonball, and he chose to hit his face in an extremely insidious manner.

His Highness the Third Highness was not prepared at all, or he didn't bother to prepare at all. He was sitting sideways on a branch, and his center of gravity was already unstable. He was attacked by Pei Miaoyi and subconsciously blocked it with his hands. The body lost its balance and fell backwards all of a sudden.

He has practiced martial arts for many years, and the moment he fell from the tree, his body reacted instinctively. He wanted to grab the branch with his backhand, but found that the master of the state who attacked him was fighting him desperately with the mood of dying and throwing himself at him. When he fell down from the tree, he himself also fell down. If he was left alone, Master Guoshi might be injured if he fell from the tree.

Because of this moment of hesitation, His Royal Highness missed the chance to save himself, and instead hugged Pei Miao who fell with him. Fortunately, his legs caught the branch, so he didn't fall directly from the tree.

The kitten in his arms seemed a little nervous, the muscles all over his body were stiff, and the fur under his palm was soft and smooth, which made his heart soften, and the previous depression also dissipated a lot.

Since the oolong incident at the last family banquet, he was locked up for half a month, and he was finally released today. When he was relaxing in the imperial garden, he happened to see the master of the state who came out of the grass, and he was cheap for a while , Throwing down a twig, unexpectedly angered the kitten again.

Looking at the terrified national teacher in his arms, a smile appeared on the corner of His Highness's lips, and just as he was about to comfort him, someone kicked his chest suddenly, which almost made him vomit blood unexpectedly.

Immediately afterwards, the kitten in his arms got out of his arms, and used his face as a springboard abominably, jumped from him back to the branch and squatted in the blink of an eye, and provocatively called "meow" at him with a triumphant expression. ~" He raised a front paw, leisurely brought it to his mouth and licked it twice, as if laughing at his self-indulgence.

In fact, His Highness the Third Highness is indeed being affectionate. Although Pei Miao is angry, he is not so angry that he wants to die with others. But the cat has a strong sense of balance. He can change his position in the air and use His Highness as a springboard to return to the tree. Even if this trick fails, he can fall back to the ground safely with his skills. He was ready at the time, and the height of the branches was only three meters, and the ground was still muddy. The combination of the three conditions was enough for him to retreat completely.

It's just that he didn't expect the Third Highness to hug him, but this doesn't mean that Pei Miao would be grateful to him, but felt that the Third Highness was in the way.

"Meow~" Boy, dare to say that your cat grandpa is cowardly, and now I will let you try the taste of hanging upside down with a golden hook.

Pei Miao showed two pointed canine teeth, which made his little hairy face look a bit evil.

He raised a paw, and slowly placed it on his knee under the puzzled and terrified eyes of His Highness the Third Highness. The azure blue eyes flashed, and his expression was innocent and naive. Then he opened his paw and grabbed it hard. can go.

The moment the paw fell, His Highness's complexion changed a few times. It wasn't pain, but the knees were already sensitive. Being scratched by the cat's paw, it hurt and itched, and he was still hanging upside down on the tree, and his calf was tense. , Once the knee was attacked, it was miserable.

Who the hell said that the current national teacher is soft and cute, but he is obviously mean and cruel.

The ruthless master of the state seems to be obsessed with his knees. After grabbing a few handfuls, he was dissatisfied, and immediately pulled his whole body up, using his calves as a climbing frame, scratching and scratching with his four claws, although it was not intentional. Try to scratch, but the sharp claws will always go through the thin layer of underpants and get stuck into the flesh, and then rubbed by the soft fur, I really don't know if it hurts or itches, the most important thing is that he can't let go It doesn't matter if you get hurt when you jump down with your legs, what you're afraid of is that the master of the state teacher who is playing on his legs will fall and get hurt together.

His Highness's whole face was distorted, whether to scream or not, to laugh or not, the blood rushed to his head after hanging upside down for a long time, and his face was flushed red.

After tossing and tossing for a long time, the energetic Master National Teacher finally calmed down, staring down at him with a pair of sea-blue eyes and smiling evilly, the Third Highness was really afraid of him, and said with a wry smile: "Master National Teacher, My hall is wrong, my hall apologizes to you, can you let me down? My hall can't hold on any longer."

Master Guo Shi didn't seem to understand, he tilted his head innocently, and said "Meow~" in a coquettish voice.

His Highness the Third Highness is really about to cry now, he raised his head slightly, and squeezed out a smile: "My lord, I shouldn't offend you, I shouldn't say you're cowardly, it's all my fault, I won't do it again, Please let this hall go."

The kitten on the tree was still dissatisfied, clawing at his calf, full of threats.

There was a drop of cold sweat on the forehead of the third highness, and he blurted out in a hurry: "This hall should not speak ill of the second emperor brother, he is not a soft-footed shrimp, this hall is a soft-footed shrimp."

As soon as the words fell, the national teacher on the tree yelled at him with satisfaction, then took a step and jumped off his lap.

The Third Highness was almost moved to tears, and quickly let go of his legs and fell freely from the tree. He used his waist strength to adjust his posture in the air, and barely landed safely on the ground.

When I tried to get up, I found that my two calves were sore and limp like noodles, painful and numb. I just tried my best and fell back again, so I had to lie on my back and gasp for air.

The national teacher on the tree blinked at him for two seconds, and moved his beard twice, as if laughing at him, then lowered his body and made a jumping posture.

His Highness the Third Highness shrank his pupils, and thought: "Not good." It was too late when he wanted to hide to the side.

It was too late and then quickly, the fur ball on the tree rushed down like a small cannonball, the speed was extremely fast, and it was in front of you in the blink of an eye. The third highness opened his eyes wide in horror, but when he wanted to scream, he found that his throat seemed to be pinched Living.

Immediately afterwards, there was a severe pain in the stomach, as if someone had punched him hard. I almost vomited out the lunch I had at noon. The thing on my body seemed not enough, and I stepped on it a few times with my four paws. After he was satisfied, he left his stomach wagging his tail, and commented: "Meow~" soft-legged shrimp!

His Highness wanted to vomit blood depressedly, hugged his stomach and struggled to get up, took two deep breaths and said, "Hard, too hard. Mr. National Teacher, did you miscalculate your weight and think that you are very light?"

The blow just now caused his internal organs to shift.

Pei Miao lifted her chin, hummed, and looked at the Third Highness with disdain.

mdzz!You have to thank my national teacher for being a cat. Although it is a bit bigger among cats, it is still only six catties. If the person who jumped down just now was in the form of a human, hehe...

His Highness the Third Highness was so irritated by Pei Miao's eyes that he stood up with a stomach ache and his feet were limp, and he took two steps forward with his teeth bared: "Master, I just want to make friends with you, even though I offended you before." , but you have been beaten and punished, or we will clean up, and this hall will get to know you again."

After saying that, His Highness the Third Highness knelt down on one knee, stretched out his right palm upwards, and said with a smile: "Let's get to know each other again, Mr. National Teacher, this hall is Gu Qiming."

"..."

Pei Miao was speechless to this middle school boy, and just when she was about to turn her head and leave, she heard familiar footsteps from far to near.

Gu Qiyan's figure appeared in his line of sight, stood still one step away from him, and said coldly: "Miaomiao, go back."

"Meow~"

Pei Miao immediately regained her spirits, and happily ran to Gu Qiyan's side, hugging his calf to hug him.

Gu Qiyan didn't move, turned around and left directly, Pei Miao was stunned for a moment, apparently confused about what happened, stayed for a long time before trotting to catch up.

His Highness the Third Highness who was ignored stood up with a wry smile, brushed off the sand from his clothes, looked in the direction Pei Miao left for a few seconds, and finally walked towards Zhaoyang Palace.