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Since that family banquet, Pei Miao's Palace of Yongning has gained another regular visitor.

Every morning when I wake up, I will always see a chubby little face dangling in front of my eyes, and a sweet and greasy smiling face as a gift: "Master Guoshi, you are awake, Zhener brought you a layer cake. "

Every day when I bury my poop after pooping, I will always see a pair of curious big eyes staring at the cat litter, and ask in an innocent voice: "My lord, why do your poops are section by section?" , like bamboo."

Every day when I lick my paws before going to bed, there is always a fleshy worm lying on the bed next to me, rolling around coquettishly with a tired expression: "Master, Zhen Er, sleep with you, okay, I will tell you a bedtime story."

At this time, Gu Qiyan would appear with a dark face, lift the collar of the fourth prince, and throw him out of Yongning Palace, disappearing into the night sky like a shooting star.

After many times, Pei Miao simply hid in Gu Qiyan's Changxin Palace, and slept in his Linhua Palace at night. This was in someone's arms, and even became kind to the fourth prince. After a long time, even Emperor Qinglong With eyes open and eyes closed, the queen had nothing to do, so Eunuch Wang was on duty at Yongning Hall during the day and at Linhua Hall at night, taking on several jobs and was very busy.

But Pei Miao is a reserved national teacher, he can't do such a thing as taking the initiative to climb the bed, so Gu Qiyan ordered someone to customize a small bed for him.

This bed is less than one meter long, very small and exquisite, and the bedding placed on it has been strictly screened. The candy powder pillow is only the size of toast bread, with cartoon cat heads embroidered on it, and the quilt of the same color is Made of natural silk, it is refreshing and breathable in summer. The bed sheet below is apple green, embroidered with fresh dandelion flower balls, and matched with pink, it is full of childishness.

The small bed was placed next to Gu Qiyan's bed. The two beds were at the same height, and they were close together, leaving almost no gap. They could see each other as long as they turned their heads.

After the lights were turned off at night, Pei Miao was lying on his exclusive small bed, with a small quilt covering her belly, a nightcap on her head, and her eyes closed to get sleepy.

The sound of crickets came from outside the window, ups and downs, and the "rustling" sound of the wind blowing through the bamboo leaves. In the drowsiness, the sound in the ear became distant and close, and the mouth opened unconsciously, revealing a few flowers inside. The small snow-white teeth and the small pink nose moved slightly, making a mess of being cute.

The more Gu Qiyan looked at it, the more cute he felt. He rested his head on his right hand, leaned against the side under the moonlight, and used his eyes to describe the sleeping face of the kitten, from the two triangular ears to the straight little nose, to the two quilts on the quilt. The paws and the little belly that rises and falls with the breath, every part makes him love it very much.

"Miaomiao, are you asleep?" Gu Qiyan's voice rippling in the night, with a cold smile, supple and pleasant.

Pei Miao still closed her eyes, and said "meow~" half asleep, softly, just like a child acting like a spoiled child.

Gu Qiyan was amused to hear it, and suddenly felt playful, and called out again: "Miaomiao?"

As expected, there was another soft sound: "Meow~"

Again: "Miaomiao?"

"Meow~"

"Miaomiao?"

"..."

"Miaomiao?"

Pei Miao became impatient, frowned, turned around and covered her ears with two paws, the snow-white paws were slightly raised, and pressed the brown ears under it. Turned into a cat with folded ears.

Gu Qiyan smirked, moved forward a little bit, stretched out his fingers and fiddled with the cat's paws a few times, then gently pinched the elastic cat pad with his fingers, playing with it carelessly.

Pei Miao groaned and protested when she was touched, but she couldn't break free after a couple of struggles, so she just let him go.

Just about to fall asleep in a daze, she felt her paws were removed from her ears, and then Gu Qiyan's clear voice came from next to her ears: "Miaomiao, come with me to the study tomorrow."

Go to the study?Isn't that where the princes and princesses go to school?He wasn't accompanying him, so why did he go there?

Pei Miao complained in her heart, opened her eyes with great effort, and lazily refused: "Meow~" No.

However, Gu Qiyan couldn't understand, and fortunately he couldn't understand, so the second highness who was rejected was still pinching the cat's pad with great interest, and said pettingly: "Is Miaomiao agreeing? Actually, today I have already talked to Mrs. Fu agreed, if you come, the seat will be arranged next to me."

"..." Pei Miao was really speechless. Gu Qiyan was clearly saying this first, and for a person who has been poisoned by exam-oriented education for nearly 20 years, he really didn't want to be thrown back to school for another education.

So the master of the national teacher, who was bitter and bitter in his study, got up and protested seriously: "Meow~" I won't go!

However, Gu Qiyan, who was not good at meowing, still misunderstood. While scratching Pei Miao's chin hair in a friendly manner, he comforted him: "Don't worry, Miaomiao will definitely take you there tomorrow. I didn't expect Miaomiao to be so eager to learn. From now on, the hall will ask you Just learn a lot.”

Pei Miao wanted to vomit blood, this was more than "chicken talking to duck", he and Gu Qiyan couldn't communicate at all.

He glanced at Gu Qiyan depressedly, his small eyes were sad, then he opened his arms and legs, and "plopped" on the bed and pretended to be dead.

Forget it, let’s go to the study, at worst, he’ll change his sleeping place, and those masters are very hypnotic, maybe his sleep quality will be greatly improved, from sixteen hours a day to two hours a day. ten hours.

Early the next morning, Pei Miao was pulled up from sleep.

The master of the state teacher who hadn't had enough sleep softened into a puddle of mud, and leaned on Gu Qiyan as if he had no bones, allowing him to help comb his hair, wash his face, and wipe his paws, and then he was carried in his arms and went to the study.

When he went out, he vaguely heard Wangcai's voice: "Your Highness, the master hasn't eaten breakfast yet, why don't you go to the study first, and the master will stay in Changxin Palace first, and wait for him to wake up and finish his breakfast." Afterwards, the slave will send the master there, do you think this will work?"

Let's go!Simply great!Pei Miao yelled frantically in her heart, so that he could sleep until noon, and go there after class in the study, so that he would not have to listen to those masters chanting scriptures.

However, his idea is beautiful, but the reality is cruel.

He heard Gu Qiyan say: "No need, Master Guoshi will go with this hall. This hall has already prepared Xiaodouzi's breakfast, and I can give it to Master Guoshi when he wakes up."

Pei Miao's heart immediately shattered into tofu dregs, Gu Qiyan was determined to let him go to study with him!

Those who don't let cats sleep late are bad people!

All the way from Changxin Palace to sleeping in the upper study room, attracting a large number of maids, eunuchs and guards along the way, the timid ones hid in the distance and looked in his direction furtively, and the brave ones directly approached him in the name of asking for peace. Closely watch the beauty of Master Guoshi when he is sleeping.

A little eunuch was too close, and when he was kneeling, he raised his head again, and was slapped in the face by Pei Miao's big tail hanging down.

For a moment, the entire palace was boiling.

The court ladies and eunuchs and guards present all looked at the little eunuch who was beaten in the face with envy and hatred, and cried aloud. What kind of shit luck did this kid have to be so lucky to be accepted by the National Normal University? People's big tail hits the face, oh! !Just thinking about it will make you mad with jealousy, they also want to be hit by the tail of the national teacher! !

Boo!Boo!Boo!

The little eunuch who was slapped in the face covered his face in a blissful daze, smiling like a fool, while reminiscing about the fury when the master's fluffy tail touched his face. Fluffy, soft, with the feeling of sunshine, while muttering to himself: "I was slapped in the face by the master of the country, hahahaha, I actually got slapped in the face by the tail of the master of the country, Tonight, no, I won’t wash my face tomorrow night or the night after, I’m going to write a letter home immediately, telling my parents that I was slapped in the face by the Taishi’s tail~”

I'm so excited just thinking about it! !

The living order envoy hid behind the rockery, scratched his head with a brush, and wrote with a sigh: "On xx, xx, xx, a small eunuch in the palace was hit in the face by the master of the state teacher with his tail. His luck is comparable to the smoke from the ancestral grave , the little eunuch is now in a daze and has fallen into a state of madness, alas, another one in the palace has gone crazy because of the master of the state teacher. The cat's face is in trouble!"

After finishing writing, the living order envoy bit the paper with tears in his eyes. Why did he have to hide every time to record the daily life of Master Guo Shi? Slapping in the face, slapping the face with the butt... Ah no, it should be let him slap the face with his tail, paws, ears, and his butt.

As soon as the news that the little eunuch was slapped in the face by the master of the state teacher was spread outside the palace, thousands of people went crazy again. The people of Dayu fantasized that they were the one who was slapped in the face by the master of the state teacher. It is the charming big tail of Master Guoshi.

The shrewd businessman saw the business opportunity, and grandly launched a series of simulated "National Teacher's Tail" products. The slogan was: "Let you enjoy the supreme service of being slapped in the face by the National Teacher's tail every day."

Once the product was launched, it became popular all over the country. From the princes and nobles to the common people, they paid for it one after another, and it became Dayu's entertainment fashion for a while.

However, Master Guoshi, who is the spokesperson of the product, was taken to the study by His Highness the Second Highness with a bitter face at this time, and began a hard study career.