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The teacup was filled with clear tea, which had been left for a while, leaving only a little bit of residual temperature.

Pei Miao lifted the lid of the cup, and tentatively flicked the teacup with her paw, until the clump of hair on the tip of the paw was wet, and then continued to stretch into the cup with confidence.

Many cat owners will wonder why their cat owners are always dishonest when drinking water. They refuse to drink a good pot of clear water, insist on playing with their paws in the water, and only lick the pot of "paw washing soup" when they are happy to play.

Some people think that cat owners are testing the water temperature. After all, cats are afraid of scalding their tongues, so they use their paws to test the water temperature first to avoid scalding their tongues by drinking overheated water.

Some people think that this is due to the nature of cat owners, because cat owners like to drink running water, so they are willing to drink water only when they are splashed with their paws.

In fact, these two explanations are not quite correct. The real reason why cat owners use their paws to play in the water is that they cannot visually detect the position of the water level. Only then did they know where the water surface was probably.

At this time, Pei Miao was testing the water level with his paws, and he pulled out the paws from the cup after he wet half of the meat pad. During the whole process, Gu Qiyan didn't go up to stop it for half a minute, but just looked at it lovingly. Looking at him, the eyes almost sweetened Xiaodouzi's teeth.

There was still a small space on the table. After watching it for a while, Pei Miao raised his wet paw and began to write on the table. With one paw down, he embarrassed himself first. The thick strokes were thicker than a dog's paw. ugly.

Pei Miao took a deep breath, and continued to raise his paws to write down. When he reached the upper half of the character "Pei", he was completely stumped. Thick, with a swiping of his paw, the three stripes turned into a lump of pie.

Xiaodouzi looked innocent, and said adoringly: "Master Guoshi can still draw, it's really amazing, this painting must be the moon, it's so poetic."

Gu Qiyan: "..."

Pei Miao: "..."

Meow, your moon looks like Chinese characters?Or square?

Pei Miao was suffocating, and decided to fight with her name to the end, but the word "Pei" was too difficult for Maoclaw, and the final product was a puddle of water stains that she didn't know how to describe.

orz... This is the rhythm to kill the cat.

The kitten in Pei Miao's heart was already crying down the Great Wall. She glanced at the word "Pei" that she couldn't bear to look at, and continued to write with trembling paws.

The word "Miao" is relatively friendly, at least in Pei Miao's ghost painting talisman, three superimposed "water" can barely be seen.

Pei Miao took a step back cautiously, exposing the entire word "Miao", then raised her head and yelled sweetly at Gu Qiyan, her sea-blue cat eyes were filled with bare words: "Please like."

Gu Qiyan couldn't help laughing, in order not to hurt the fragile self-esteem of the national teacher, he had no choice but to pretend to read the words on the table seriously, but he really saw some way.

Although the characters on the table were crooked and blurred, with disordered strokes and excessive abbreviations, he could still tell that it was a single character.

Gu Qiyan's eyes looking at Pei Miao suddenly became cloudy, surprise and excitement were suppressed in his eyes, and there was also a bit of unexplained desire and cruelty, which were finally suppressed by him one by one and returned to calm.

He waved Xiaodouzi away, looked back at the undone words written by Pei Miao, and murmured: "Miao? Three waters are Miao, the water is far and wide, and it is kind and soft. It is indeed very suitable for the country." Master."

Gu Qiyan's voice was light. Although he praised the word "Miao", Pei Miao's face turned red for no reason. Fortunately, there was a lot of hair on his face, so nothing could be seen at all.

In fact, when Pei Miao's parents gave him this name, they didn't think much about it at all. They just heard from the fortune teller that Pei Miao's five elements lacked water, and his anger was too strong in his horoscope, so he had to add water to his name, so he chose the word "Miao". .

Pei Miao never felt that his name was so lofty before. Every time he was called "Miaomiao" by his elders, he always had the illusion that they were calling him a cat. To this day, he still feels that he will become a cat. Names are inextricably linked.

Now that the word "Miao" is analyzed by Gu Qiyan, Pei Miao suddenly feels that her name is full of force, tolerant and tolerant like water, isn't this referring to him?Who can be so calm after transforming from a human into a cat like him, and can adapt to the role so quickly, even the best movie stars don't have his acting skills.

Thinking of this, Pei Miao proudly straightened her bare breasts, and leisurely put her wet paws to her mouth to lick.

The little pink tongue sticks out a little, squints and carefully licks/licks the fur on the claws, "clicking", sounds very enjoyable.

When he licked the meat pad, Pei Miaohai's blue eyes suddenly widened, and the whole cat was stunned, and was immediately petrified into tens of millions of pieces in the wind.

Meow, he actually put the paw that had touched Gu Qiyan's lips into his mouth and licked it... And the licking was so intoxicating.

Is this an indirect kiss? ...

Pei Miao was in a mess, and sneaked a guilty glance at Gu Qiyan, only to be relieved when he saw that his expression was normal, and embarrassedly put down the half-licked paw, and looked around as if nothing had happened.

Gu Qiyan's gaze never left the kitten in front of him, so he naturally saw all his little moves just now, but adhering to the principle of "see through, don't tell the truth", he didn't say anything, just wet Pei Miao with his fingers wet. The word "Miao" written before was blurred a little bit, and when it was the last stroke, he suddenly raised his eyebrows and looked at Pei Miao, with a smile in his eyes, he stretched out his hand and said, "Miaomiao, I'm Qi Yan."

In just six words, Pei Miao suddenly felt that something was different. A seed that had been cast before suddenly burst out of the ground.

He stared blankly at the hand in front of him, the fingers were long and white, carved like beautiful jade, and then looked up at the owner of the hand, with a shallow smile, pampered in the desertedness, making him feel like a spring breeze.

Such a person stretched out his hand to him.

Pei Miao was dizzy all over the cat, and put that wet paw into Gu Qiyan's palm in a ignorant manner. He didn't wake up until the temperature of the other's palm passed through the flesh pad, and the corners of his mouth turned up. The arc became more obvious, Xiaoyuan raised her face and let out a sweet "meow".

Dude, I will rely on you to take care of me in the palace from now on.

Three days later, the royal family held a family banquet.

It was said that it was a family banquet, but there were very few people who were able to attend it. Apart from the two favored empresses, the Empress and Concubine Xiao, there were only the birth mother of the eldest prince, Concubine Shu, the birth mother of the fourth prince, Zhenfei, and the recently favored mother of the sixth princess, Li. eunuch.

For the empresses of all palaces, attending the family banquet is not only a display of status and a proof of honor and favor, but also a good opportunity to show their face in front of Emperor Qinglong.

Therefore, on the day of the family banquet, all the ladies get up early to dress up, from the hairpins on the head to the accessories on the body, every detail is required to be perfect.

As the only member of the non-royal family at this family banquet, Pei Miao naturally had to freshen up.

After taking a good nap, Wangcai took out a horn comb carved with gold and jade, squatted beside Pei Miao and said, "Master, there is still an hour and a half before the dinner, and I will help you comb your hair first." Comb it up."

Pei Miao was sleepy at this time and her whole body was weak. The whole cat was lazily lying on the quilt basking in the sun. The fur on its body was messy and curled up in all directions. Mess.

He stretched vigorously on the bed, then stood up staggeringly, bent his abdomen into an arch bridge, and yawned long, then lay down on the bed softly again, looking at him with bewildered eyes. In the distance, the line of sight does not know where to fall.

The little palace maids who were waiting on the sidelines were so cute that they got together and whispered together: "Emma, ​​the master is so cute, I'm going to be turned over by the cuteness!!"

"Yes, yes, it's great to be transferred to Yongning Palace. I can see the master every day. My little sisters are crazy with envy."

"The Palace of Yongning is good, but it faces the danger of blood loss all the time. I heard that the imperial dining room is complaining that our palace needs too much pork liver, duck blood, and goji berries."

"I can't help it, who made us lose blood frequently, I can't take it without nourishing my body, it's too bad, I'm going to get a nosebleed again from my master."

Pei Miao turned a deaf ear to these arguments, and let Wangcai comb his hair obediently.

Wangcai combed his hair very well, it didn't hurt him at all, and it was as comfortable as a massage. After a while, Pei Miao's throat made a "snurling" sound, which meant that he was refreshed.

After combing the hair on the back, Pei Miao turned around spontaneously to expose her stomach. Compared with the neat and smooth hair on the back, the hair on the stomach is much less and softer, with a natural curvature, soft Yes, it makes people want to bury their stomachs when they see it.

This is the most important place for Wangcai to comb. Because Pei Miao often lies on his stomach, the hair on his stomach is more likely to be grouped together. In addition, the hair on Pei Miao's neck is also one of the key projects, because it is the hair on his whole body. The place with the longest and thickest fur, and because Pei Miao often licks it, the hair here will turn into instant noodles if you don't pay attention.

In order to make Mr. Guoshi look beautiful every time he appears in front of people, Mr. Wang is heartbroken and carries a comb with him every day. Once he sees Mr. Guoshi's scarf has a tendency to develop into instant noodles , Immediately took out the comb in the most professional posture and neatest way, and combed it for Master Guoshi!comb!comb!

In just ten seconds, the instant noodles become long and straight.

Therefore, Eunuch Wang was named: the first washing, cutting and blowing in the palace.