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The carved wooden window was pushed open a little, and under the darkness of night, a fluffy paw protruded from the window, hooked the window lattice and grabbed it twice, the wooden window was opened a little wider, and then a small The cat got out.

He actually showed a small head, and his sea-blue eyes looked around vigilantly for a few times, and the triangle on his head turned outward at the same time. After a while, he seemed to confirm that there was no danger, and the whole cat came out of the window , looked down at the height of the ground, bent down and made a jumping motion, and the fat little buttocks twisted quickly.

Spot the target and land smoothly!

Hearing a muffled "dong", the kitten landed on the ground, and its movements were not as dexterous as other kittens.

Wangcai wiped his cold sweat in the room, leaned on the window and looked down: "Master, are you alright?"

"Meow~" It's okay, Wangcai, you jump quickly, don't let anyone find out.

Pei Miao squatted on the ground with her head raised, revealing her short neck. Looking up from the bottom, his face became rounder.

Wangcai didn't dare to delay, he answered and then lifted his hem and climbed out of the window, the movement was strange and a little eye-catching, "hum chi chi chi" before he came down for a long time.

Pei Miao looked disgusted, but said nothing, turned around and ran out of the hall with her tail cocked.

Wangcai knew the patrol time of Yongning Palace very well, so he took Pei Miao out easily, and wandered around the palace at night with one person and one cat, and the atmosphere was a bit weird.

A palace lantern hung on both sides of the veranda, swaying left and right under the blowing of the night wind, the wick inside also swayed, and the candle flame flickered.

The glamorous imperial palace in the daytime seemed a bit oppressive and heavy at this time. A group of armored patrols walked through the veranda in a uniform manner, and the footsteps were extraordinarily solemn in the silent night.

Wangcai squatted and hid behind the arched door, and asked with a low voice, "Master, where are we going?"

"Meow~" Changxin Palace!

Pei Miao flicked her tail, took advantage of the guards passing by, and immediately ran in the opposite direction of them, her small snow-white body rolled like a snow ball in the night.

Eunuch Wang touched his bitter tears, bowed his waist and chased them out.

For his master, he fought hard!

Changxin Palace was heavily guarded, and there were three guards patrolling the entrance of the palace alone. In order not to be discovered, Pei Miao and Wangcai carefully bypassed the guards and stood still outside a palace wall.

Wangcai hid in the bushes, lowered his voice and asked, "Master, do you want to find the Second Highness?"

"Meow~"

"Then how do we get in?" The place is surrounded by palace walls, there are no dog holes and no ladders, and the Master of the State Teacher refuses to go through the main entrance. Are they going to fly in?

"Meow~" Pei Miao looked sideways at a philodendron tree not far away. This tree grew very tall, with gnarled branches and lush green leaves. One of the branches stretched into the palace wall.

"!!!" Eunuch Wang's hairs stood on end, pointing at the philodendron in disbelief, "Master, you don't mean to climb a tree and jump in, it's too dangerous!"

"Meow~" You guessed right!As soon as Pei Miao flicked her tail, with his uncle cat's skill, how could a mere tree be hard for him.

Eunuch Wang wanted to cry, but said with a bitter face, "Master, this slave can't climb trees."

"Meow~" Then you stay here and wait.

Pei Miao slapped her paw on the ground, called out to Wangcai, then turned around and ran towards Xishu alone.

The bark of the philodendron tree is relatively rough, which is convenient for Pei Miao, a cat who has become a monk halfway, to climb. When the tip of the claw hooks the bark, it can be firmly attached to the trunk. After a few jumps, he came to the branch near the palace wall. .

The palace wall of Changxin Palace is not high, only about two feet. The glazed tiles on the top of the palace wall and the tree branches above it are still nearly half a meter high.

The branches of Xishu are relatively slender, and a cat can make it sway by standing on them. Wangcai stood under the palace wall, staring at the national teacher on the branch, and his legs were numb from nervousness. , The heart seemed to jump into the throat, and the hands were raised high and opened to follow the kitten on the tree, always ready to catch the master of the country.

"Master, be careful, this branch is thin, you must hug it tightly."

"Master, jumping from the tree to the palace wall is too dangerous, let's stop jumping, let's go back."

"Master, if you don't want to go back, let's just go through the gate, don't..."

The next words, Wangcai, got stuck in his throat, because the kitten on the tree had already rushed down from the branch with its little butt shaking.

In an instant, Eunuch Wang was in a mess, his head went blank with a "buzz", standing motionless under a tree like a frozen statue.

It wasn't until the kitten landed firmly on the top of the palace wall that he breathed a sigh of relief. His hands and feet were so soft that he could barely stand, and he sat against the palace wall trembling like boiled noodles, with cold sweat on his forehead. It flowed down the cheeks, and was blown by the night wind, making goosebumps rise from the cold.

He looked at the top of the palace wall in a daze, and said angrily: "Master, are you okay, you scared the servant to death..."

"Meow~" Pei Miao's eyes pricked, and he used his claws to compare scissors with difficulty. He thought he was extremely handsome, but the next moment he encountered a difficulty. He could climb a tree outside the palace wall, but how should he get down inside the palace wall? ?

The palace wall is not high or short, it is nearly seven meters, jumping off it will definitely hurt you.

Many people think that cats are good jumpers, and they will be fine even if they jump off a dozen-story building, but this kind of thinking is not completely correct.

The jumping ability of cats is indeed very strong. At the height of seven or eight floors, they can adjust their posture in the air through a strong sense of balance and slow down the speed of descent, so that they will not be seriously injured during the jump.

But when the height is too low, the cat will be injured due to insufficient self-response ability and too late to adjust the body posture during the falling process, and may even lose his life in severe cases. Similarly, when the height is too high, the cat will also be injured or die.

After all, cats are mammals, not birds with wings, let alone Batman.

Pei Miao walked carefully on the palace wall on catwalks, every step made the heart of Eunuch Wang below him beat.

He didn't dare to jump down hastily, he was dizzy looking at such a height.

Finally, when he walked ten meters away, Pei Miao saw a luxuriant flowering crabapple inside the palace wall. It was full of flowers and had a faint fragrance, very elegant.

"Meow~" He meowed at Wangcai, then leaned down, aimed at the target, and jumped onto the crabapple tree with all his strength on his hind legs.

The dense crabapple branches caught him like a net, and Pei Miao's four claws tightly hugged the flower branches, swinging back and forth with the trembling crabapple tree.

When her body stabilized, Pei Miao immediately jumped onto the ground, raised her neck to carefully observe the terrain here, then shook her beard and sniffed the remaining breath in the air, and based on the memory of the last time she came to Changxin Palace, she stretched her legs towards the palace wall He ran to the other side, leaving behind the Begonia flower that had been brutally clawed by the cat.

In Linhua Hall, Gu Qiyan was leaning on a chair with a book in his hand. He was wearing a moon-white undershirt, the fabric was soft and shiny, and the dark patterns outlined with silver threads could be faintly seen in the candlelight.

Xiaodouzi walked over slowly, and said in a low voice: "Your Highness, it's already late at night, you should go to bed early, and you can read this book tomorrow."

Gu Qiyan's gaze remained on the book, and he turned to another page in a leisurely manner, and said quietly, "No hurry."

Xiaodouzi had no choice but to go around to the other side of the desk, remove the lampshade, and use a silver pick to flip the wick inside to make the room brighter.

I don’t know what happened these few days. His Highness, who never read at night in the past, suddenly worked hard. Every time he had to read in the middle of the night, and he had to watch by the window. The window couldn’t be locked tightly. After the Second Highness died, he wondered if the Second Highness wanted a beautiful woman at the party.

Just as he was thinking wildly, some sounds suddenly came from Xiaodouzi's ears, as if something sharp was scratching the wood, followed by the "squeak" sound of the window being pushed open, it was very soft, but it was very clear at night .

"Your Highness." Xiaodouzi called out, and when he wanted to call someone, he saw His Highness silenced him one step earlier, then looked at the source of the sound, and even had a little smile on his face.

When Xiaodouzi was wondering, the window was pushed open a little bit, and a little white hair was exposed in the gap at the bottom. When he looked carefully, he found that it was the kitten's paw.

Immediately afterwards, the window was pushed open again, and the paws underneath changed from one to two, Xiaodouzi gasped, when did their Changxin Palace become a night owl?

Before he could figure it out, the window was pushed open with the head of the kitten outside.

He raised his head inadvertently, and saw a round plush face, with a white inverted V embedded in the middle of the face, coupled with a pair of blue eyes like stars and seas, as if in a good time.

Damn it, Mr. National Teacher? !

"Master National Teacher."

The melodious and clear boyish voice rang in his ears, and Xiaodouzi turned around, just in time to see his highness looking at the kitten outside the window with a smile on his face.