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The words of the general manager were like a reassurance. The ladies and eunuchs present at the scene suddenly felt no pain in their backs, their legs stopped hurting, and they became more energetic in their work. The entire Linyuan Pavilion was immersed in the inexplicable excitement of "seeing the master of the country soon" middle.

When everything was ready, all the maids and eunuchs rushed to wait outside Linyuan Pavilion.

From a distance, I saw the Second Highness walking over with a kitten in his arms.

The kitten was very beautiful, with big round eyes, straight nose, and medium-sized ears, very cute.

The fur is neat and plump, fluffy and softly curled up into a ball, making one wish to hold him in his arms and rub him well.

Xiao Lizi blushed with excitement, rubbed his hands and asked the general manager: "Eunuch, is the one in His Highness's arms the National Teacher?"

The general manager was noncommittal, because it was the first time he saw the real face of the national teacher, and when he didn't know how to answer, he heard Xiao Lizi say to himself: "The national teacher is as powerful, majestic, and domineering as the legend! Aww, what should I do, the servant is so excited that he can hardly breathe."

Master Manager: "..." mdzz

Gu Qiyan's steps were not big, but he walked very quickly. He walked through the flowers and willows and arrived outside the Linyuan Pavilion. The general manager led a group of eunuchs and maids to salute and greet him. Eye.

The general manager, who had always been indifferent to emotions and anger, was turned into a bud in an instant, and he asked in a trembling voice, "Your Highness, Your Highness, is this the Master of the National Teacher?"

"Well," Gu Qiyan responded, then turned around and asked, "Eunuch Lu, have you tidied up the Linyuan Pavilion?"

"It's packed, and according to your Highness's instructions, all the things that might hurt the national teacher have been removed."

"That's good." Gu Qiyan touched the small ears on Pei Miao's head, and walked in.

Linyuan Pavilion is built near the water, and a small courtyard is surrounded by rockery and pavilions. It also draws in the lake water to imitate the design of natural landscape, which is full of wildness.

The grill was placed in the open area outside the gazebo, and two plates of fresh venison were placed on the stone table next to it. It was facing rockery and streams, and was covered with cobblestones. It was flat and open, and the scenery was excellent.

As soon as Pei Miao came in, she could smell the faint smell of blood floating in the air and the strong aroma of barbecue. Two young eunuchs were busy on the grill.

A large piece of venison was sliced ​​into thin slices, spread out and placed on the grill. The charcoal at the bottom glowed red, smoking the fruit wood on the upper layer.

The venison gradually changes color under the licking of the flames. The surface of the meat slices is covered with crystal oil, making a "sizzling" crisp sound. After encountering the secret sauce, a unique aroma is brewed, which is very attractive.

Pei Miao couldn't help licking his mouth. Ever since he became a cat, he found that he has an unusual passion for meat, even the smell of blood can make him excited.

"Meow~" He turned his head and yelled at Gu Qiyan, and kept looking at the grill. He drank a small bowl of goat's milk this morning, and he was already hungry.

However, Gu Qiyan, who was kind to meow before, didn't understand what he meant this time, so he went straight to sit in the gazebo. Xiaodouzi kindly offered melon and fruit snacks, and put a stack of milky white pastries on Pei Miao's. He said in front of him: "Master Guoshi, this is the sheep's milk cake just made in the small kitchen, how do you taste it?"

At this time, all Pei Miao's attention was focused on the roasted venison, and he had no interest in the so-called goat's milk cake. He pursed his lips, looked at the plate of milky white pastry with disgust, and then stretched out his paw, as if He pushed the plate away in front of everyone, with full grievance on his face.

Gu Qiyan was angry and funny, and when he became childish, he pushed the plate of goat milk cake in front of Pei Miao again, but was pushed away again by the master of the country with his claws.

Gu Qiyan did not give up, and tried to push the plate back several times, but was pushed out again by the master every time, one person and one cat seemed to be on the bar, and you came and went, having fun.

Xiaodouzi and the Chief Manager looked at His Royal Highness enviously. They really wanted to play games with the Master, even if they were brain-dead games, they would not feel bored!

After playing for a while, Pei Miao got tired of it. Mao was born with a 3-minute enthusiasm, and Pei Miao, who became a monk halfway through, was no exception.

He turned his fist-big head to look around for a while, then struggled to get out of Gu Qiyan's arms, and stretched his neck to look in the direction of the grill.

"Meow~" I want to eat.

"Meow~" I really want to eat.

"Meow~" I really want to eat.

Pei Miao stared at the venison on the grill with melancholy eyes and a lonely expression, which made a group of peeping eunuchs and maids feel distressed.

It's all the fault of those two little eunuchs who were grilling meat, they dawdled and didn't know what they were doing, and they didn't even have the strength to scream because they starved their master.

Two little eunuchs with barbecue: "..." What can they do? They are also very desperate. Is it easy for them to make delicious barbecue for Mr. Guoshi? !

After a cup of tea, the roasted venison that everyone was looking forward to was finally served after the last pass of sauce. Pei Miao almost trotted all the way into the gazebo following the aroma.

The barbecue was placed on the stone table, which was a certain height from the ground, and with Pei Miao's current strength, he couldn't jump on it.

The fresh aroma of venison mixed with the spicy sauce pierced people's nose overwhelmingly, luring out all the gluttons in the stomach, Pei Miao was so anxious that she kept "meowing" back and forth under the table , the voice was whiny and soft, and it emptied the blood tanks of a group of court ladies and eunuchs.

Gu Qiyan was unmoved, sitting on the stone bench, holding a cup of tea in his hand, sipping slowly.

Pei Miao was in a hurry, so she went to Gu Qiyan's feet and squatted down, hooked her paws and scratched at the hem of his clothes, looked up at his little hairy face, looked at him pitifully and expectantly, and softly whispered "meow" with.

Gu Qiyan's hand holding the cup tightened suddenly, cracks appeared on the cold expression on his face, it took all his strength to restrain his urge to hug the cat, lowered his head, and asked as if nothing had happened: "Master Guoshi wants What are you doing?"

"Meow~" Hug me up!

"This hall doesn't quite understand."

"Meow~" I want to eat meat?

"Does Master Guoshi want to eat barbecue?"

"Meow~" Nonsense, hurry up and hug my national teacher up!

Why didn't he realize that Gu Qiyan had such a bad personality before, and he actually teased cats!What a naive ghost, if this is the case, don't blame him for being rude!

Pei Miao hummed twice, stood up on her hind feet, spread her two front paws, and made a "begging for a hug" movement, matching the small eyes of her upper body.

Lore!

"Pfft~" All the eunuchs and court ladies present had nosebleeds, their master is so cute, why don't you make such a foul! !

Xiaodouzi looked at His Royal Highness with condemning eyes, covered his nose with his sleeve, and said in a low voice, "Your Highness, Master Guoshi is hungry, hurry up and take him up to eat meat."

These words spoke out the aspirations of all the people present, if they were not afraid of offending His Majesty the National Teacher, they would have wanted to hold His Majesty the National Teacher to the table for a long time, and they would get the Second Highness in their round!

"Meow~" Pei Miao urged again, you must know that the action of "begging for a hug" is very tiring.

In the end, Gu Qiyan couldn't resist Pei Miao's malicious show of cuteness, and almost couldn't wait to hug Master Guoshi into his arms, and then carefully placed it on the stone table.

As soon as Pei Miao was free, she ran to squat next to the roasted venison. The crispy venison was roasted until it was oily. With the steaming heat, it exuded a rich meaty aroma. Pei Miao salivated and opened her mouth directly. His mouth was bitten down.

then.

tragedy.

Gu Qiyan had been paying attention when Pei Miao approached the barbecue, but his reaction was not as fast as Pei Miao's. When he was about to stop them, their national teacher was already lying on the stone table tearfully, like a puppy Sticking out his tongue, he felt very wronged.

The cat's tongue is delicate and very sensitive to temperature. The temperature that is just right for humans is likely to burn the tongues of kittens.

Although the freshly roasted venison has been placed for a while, it is still steaming hot, even if it is eaten by a human, it will feel hot in the mouth, let alone a cat.

The Linyuan Pavilion suddenly became busy, and the manager immediately ordered Xiao Li to get the top-grade oral scald medicine, and went to bring a bowl of cold water for preparation.

Gu Qiyan blamed himself and felt distressed, hugged the tearful Pei Miao into his arms and coaxed him softly, while gently pinching his meat pad to comfort him, while coaxing him to open his mouth for inspection.

Pei Miao's tongue was hot right now, as if a layer of ashes had been sprinkled on the surface of the tongue, and it was rough to lick.

After the mouth was gently opened, Pei Miao stuck out her tongue cooperatively, and Gu Qiyan's slightly cold fingertips touched the surface of his tongue and gently rubbed it, feeling a little weird.

Pei Miao struggled uncomfortably, but did not dare to make too much movement, Gu Qiyan checked very seriously, with a serious face, and after a long time, he breathed a sigh of relief and said: "Fortunately, the injury is not very serious. , just a little hot red."

"Meow~" Pei Miao yelled with her tongue out, sounding like a spoiled child.

Gu Qiyan felt a little distressed, scratched Pei Miao's chin to please him, and asked softly, "Does it hurt?"

"Meow~"

"I'll blow it on for you, it won't hurt anymore." Gu Qiyan gently clamped the tip of Pei Miao's tongue with his fingers, leaned down to get closer, and blew gently on the pink/tender cat's tongue.