Kiss me fancy or see you at Shura!

The sunlight on the boulevard was fine, Jiang Shi followed the smell to find it.

Although zombies don't have a sense of smell, when Jiang Shi is so fierce, he can barely smell something.

Taoist priests worship Sanqing, and they generally carry more or less clean energy on their bodies.For Jiang Shi, who is extremely evil and evil, this is like a lighthouse in the middle of the night.

The Taoist breath appeared in Shen Yuan Lake.

In addition to two Taoist priests in yellow shirts holding whisks in their hands, there were also a circle of students watching the excitement, and the school leader with a livid face.

The students whispered: "Is there really a dead person here? Didn't it mean that they have been caught?"

"Who knows, it's about salvage at night, but we've been playing games in our dormitory for the past few nights, and we haven't slept late at night." A male student said mysteriously: "When the school's excavator was driven out, we I took a sneak peek, and there was nothing on it."

"There's no body either?"

"No."

The school leader's face became darker, and he reprimanded: "What nonsense are you talking about? Stay up late at night, peep at the school construction, and tell me the name of your counselor!" With a beer belly, he was full of majesty, "It's all night, your eyesight How good can it be? The corpse has already been salvaged, but you didn’t see it yourself, if you want to deceive the public here, you will be punished!”

As soon as these words came out, several gossiping students shrank their heads, not daring to answer.

"Wuliang Tianzun." The tall Taoist priest in yellow with a mustache on his chin saluted with one hand: "These benefactors are right, there are not only corpses under this Shenyuan Lake." He glanced at the school leaders contemptuously : "Moreover, there are not only two."

Startled by his words, the students all took a few steps back.

The head of the school had a bad face: "Bewitching words to confuse the crowd." He was about to call the security guard when another Taoist stepped forward and grabbed his shoulder.

The tall Taoist said: "The benefactor doesn't believe it, so let's talk about it after we catch it. Junior brother, do it."

They moved as soon as they said, throwing bamboo poles and ropes, and salvaged at the bottom of the water.

The bamboo pole hit an obstacle at the bottom of the water, and the tall Taoist snorted coldly: "If you say there is no corpse, then what is it?"

The head of the school was sweating on his forehead: "Your own hand stays there deliberately, who are you trying to deceive?"

The tall Taoist was not happy, so he swung his bamboo pole and hit the bottom of the water again and again.There was a sound of "bang, bang" from the bottom of the water, as if a bamboo pole hit a solid body.

Undoubtedly, his bamboo pole hit the corpse at the bottom of the water.The less courageous students already covered their eyes and backed away screaming.

The tall Taoist was very satisfied with the situation: "Now you can see, there are corpses underneath!"

"Benefactor, there are corpses in the water, why don't you fish them?"

The school leader was speechless, but hated these two evil ways for meddling in their own business.

The tall Taoist raised his voice: "Because you can't pick it up, the corpse underneath has suffered a violent death, and the grievances have accumulated, and it has become a dead body. How can ordinary people pick it up. Unfortunately, if the corpse is not buried, it will turn into a ghost and make the school mess up." The chickens and dogs are restless."

"You're talking nonsense, both Wang Xiaoyun and Hu Jun committed suicide, how could it be a random death? How can there be ghosts in the world?"

They were making a lot of trouble here, and thick black liquid gradually emerged from Jiang Shi's fingertips, and was about to bounce into Shenyuan Lake, which made the two Taoist priests very anxious, so that they could lure Qi Qing out, but they glanced and saw someone walking in the distance. Come alone.

Jiang Shi's almond eyes rolled, and he looked at the man from head to toe. He had a cold and handsome face, a tall figure, and straight and powerful legs. Was it Qi Qing or who?

Qi Qing was answering the phone: "I know, people from the association haven't arrived, but other Taoist priests have come to the school? I'll go and have a look."

He is not in good health yet, his face is pale, but he just pushes forward with his sick body.

A red shadow ran from the front and was about to bump into his arms.

Although Qi Qing practiced Taoism, her martial arts skills had never fallen behind, she turned slightly sideways, and was avoiding those who came.

Jiang Shi flew into the air, dissatisfaction flashed across Xing's eyes for an instant, and then tears of grievance quickly accumulated.

"Senior..." The voice was pitiful, with a crying tone.

When he thought he was about to touch the ground, Qi Qing stretched out his hand, grabbed his back collar and moved in the direction opposite to where he fell, and then naturally supported Fu Jiang Shi's waist with one hand to help him stand still.

Jiang Shi's face was on fire, and the touched parts of his waist were all soft, and a hot current spread from his waist.

Qi Qing was still holding the phone in his left hand, and the pinholes on the back of his right hand were cracked due to the action just now, and a few traces of blood ooze out. After saying goodbye to Ji Yuan on the phone, he moved his palm away from Jiang Shi's waist, as if the two were not familiar with each other. , and walked over him to Shenyuan Lake.

Delicious blood... Jiang Shi turned his eyes away and moved his throat.

He couldn't stand being ignored, especially now that he only wanted to cling to Qi Qing.

"Learn...senior." Jiang Shi said timidly, "Don't go there, they're picking up corpses there, and they're still saying there's a ghost."

Speaking of this, he seemed terrified, and looked up at Qi Qing: "Senior, are there really ghosts in the world? And the zombies in movies, do these really exist?"

When Qi Qing heard the word zombie, his pupils constricted.

Jiang Shi secretly licked the tip of his teeth, and he knew that the celestial master must like zombies.Otherwise, why was he so tough and crazy at the beginning, which made him want/immortal/want to die.

Qi Qing didn't want to talk about metaphysics and Taoism: "No, it doesn't exist. Those are just art processing, whether it's ghosts or zombies in art works, they are just shapes that are scarier than people, but they have never been separated from people. shape. This is because the imagination of art comes from life.”

His expression was cold, he didn't look like a liar at all, he really looked like a master of science who approached science.

Jiang Shi secretly rolled his eyes, there are no zombies, so what did Qi Qing fuck that night?

This duplicity and delicious man.

He nodded obediently: "Senior, I see. I'll go with you."

Qi Qing saw that there were many people in Shenyuan Lake, so he agreed to his request.

Shenyuan Lake.

The school leader was on the phone with a red face, apparently calling for someone to come to Shenyuan Lake immediately.

The two Taoist priests spared no effort to salvage the corpse.

"One, two, three, get up. One, two, three, get up." The short Taoist tried his best to lift the corpse, but he couldn't move the corpse, he was out of breath: "Brother, why is this corpse so heavy? Don't... "

Don't really complain, right?There is a word called dead weight, which means that after a person dies, the body will become heavier due to stiffness.In Taoism, there is another situation that will become heavier after death, that is, the corpse is unwilling to move and mourn, so the corpse becomes extremely heavy.

The tall Taoist was also a little flustered, but he gave his junior a glance: "This corpse is about to turn into a ghost, do you think it's sinking? If we come one step later, this school will become a purgatory on earth."

The onlookers were a little panicked, and even the head of the school had a bit of fear on their faces.

Qi Qing stood quietly not far away, and concluded in her heart that she was a charlatan who didn't even understand the fur.Corpses can become ghost corpses or zombies due to reasons such as raising corpses, resentment, murder weapons, etc., but there is no such thing as ghost transformation.

The corpse raising place is a place where the air flow is blocked, the yang qi does not grow, and the yin qi is easy to gather.The corpse is nourished by Yin Qi for a long time here, and the corpse does not rot and turns into a zombie.

Resentment is because there is a great resentment in the corpse's heart. This resentment is stuck in the throat, and it can't go up or down. Because of this breath, it will not be taken away by the underworld, nor will it be left in the yangworld. Over time, it will become a zombie.

It is easier to understand the murder weapon. The murderous weapon or object is covered with blood.If the weapon and the body were buried, the body would be affected.

According to records in the late Qing Dynasty, after the death of a squire named Lin Changsheng, the village gradually became restless.At first, the chickens and ducks were killed for no reason, and later even the cows on the field were sucked dry of their blood.

A wandering warlock passed by here, and after traveling all over the township, he ordered people to dig up Lin Changsheng's grave.Lin Changsheng in the coffin had been buried for more than two years, and his body was lifelike. He had grown black hair all over his body, his fingernails were several inches long, and were stained with blood. It turned out that he had turned into a blood-drinking zombie.

The warlock hurriedly asked the young and strong guy to dig out Lin Changsheng at noon, put him under the scorching sun, and burn it with dried wormwood, which prevented the zombies from causing disaster.

Lin Changsheng's family cried and wiped their tears, showing that it was a treasure cave, and the family did not do anything harmful. How could Lin Changsheng become a zombie?The sorcerer only found a piece of jade from the funeral objects: "Jade has been a spiritual weapon since ancient times, but when it is stained with blood, it becomes a murder weapon. The blood on this jade is more powerful than a knife. It is the master who has experienced violent death. After the master died , you buried Yu and Master Lin together, the yin energy of the corpse and the blood energy of the jade catalyze each other, and it is difficult to keep the zombie. Fortunately, we found it early, otherwise, not to mention the chickens and ducks, the descendants of the Lin family would be eaten up by it .”

This knowledge was absorbed by Qi Qing since he was a child. He is the most talented celestial master, so he can't forget it even if he deliberately wants to forget it.He thought of zombies, his face turned pale, and he was in a particularly bad state.

Jiang Shi stood beside him, looking down again, looking at Qi Qing's vagina from the shadow.He lowered his head, his eyes were fixed, and he swallowed.

At this time, the tall Taoist beat the underwater corpse with a bamboo pole again, his eyes immediately became relieved, it turned out that the two corpses he caught were two, no wonder it was so heavy.

He cleared his throat: "Pindao also said what is so heavy, it turned out to be surrounded by corpses, so as to aggravate the resentment."

Some students were afraid and said: "Master Dao, what should we do? We still have to go to school, and we have to pass by here every day."

The tall Taoist said solemnly: "Don't worry, how deep the grievance is, we will not know until the poor Taoist sees it."

How much resentment will be at that time, isn't he the one who has the final say?It's just suicide, not the first seven, so there's nothing to be afraid of.As long as the money is in hand...

They fished out the two embracing corpses, and the tall Taoist went forward to inspect them happily, and cried out, "Who said they committed suicide?"