Kiss me fancy or see you at Shura!

The head of Room 405 smiled wryly: "He has always been a sissy, who knows what is going crazy recently."

The guy just now was called Zhang Xian, he looked rough, but he was very delicate in his daily life.He is not only good at washing and cooking, but also very patient, which is not at all different from ordinary straight men.

The head of the office and the others also suspected that he was a crook, but Zhang Xian had a girlfriend. Although they broke up some time ago, they had a very good relationship when they were together.

Qi Qing watched things carefully, just now Zhang Xian gave him a very strange feeling.Zhang Xian's nails, illuminated by the light, reflected a glowing white light, which should be nail polish.

Qi Qing said: "Did he know how to put on nail polish before?"

The director thought for a while: "I don't know, who would pay attention to this. But he bought nail polish before, saying that it was for his girlfriend, and he seems to know skin care. By the way, he can also sing, anyway, he's a motherfucker." , but she has become more sissy recently."

It sounds like there is nothing wrong with it, but Qi Qing always feels something is wrong.

People with strong spiritual sense generally have strong intuition. Qi Qing opened the door with his hands, let Chen Qian in, and then said: "If you feel that there is something wrong later, you can come and tell me."

Behind him is the bright light of the dormitory, sprinkled on him like mercury, his skin is smoother than white jade, his star eyes are as bright as a lake in the sky, and his phoenix eyes are slightly hooked, like an ice lotus blooming in the polar region.

The head of Room 405 glanced at him several times, and finally couldn't help it: "Qi Qing, I want to ask you something."

"Ok?"

"How do you take care of yourself?" He quietly looked at Qi Qing's hand, Qi Qing seemed to have sensed it, and put his hand off the door frame, the room chief continued: "Is there any hand cream or something like that?" recommend……"

The words of the head of Room 405 exhausted the dignity of a straight man. As a man, no one wants to be admired by a beautiful woman.He doesn't know why Qi Qing doesn't accept the pursuit of those beauties at school, but he has a heart to become handsome!

Qi Qing just said: "I don't take care of it. If you need to find me, you can knock on the door." He was referring to Zhang Xian's matter.

After Qi Qing finished speaking, she closed the door, leaving behind the head of Room 405 who felt sad and felt unfair.

The night passed quickly, and Jiang Shi wanted to come to Qi Qing's dormitory to sleep with him several times, but all failed because he failed to practice biting cherries.

Jiang Shi huddled under the blanket alone, with a cherry from his roommate 'filial piety' in his mouth. If he didn't pay attention, the cherry broke again.

He beat the bed angrily, and meditated that he couldn't be that stupid, and continued to practice lying on the bed.

When Qi Qing came back from class early in the morning, the bathroom was already occupied by Chen Qian.

Chen Qian sang while taking a bath. The singing sounded like someone had squeezed a pig's throat, and then stabbed a knife into the pig's chrysanthemum.

Qi Qing studied painting, no matter what his previous occupation was, he is now considered a half-art pursuer, and has certain requirements for beauty.

He listened patiently for half an hour with a cold face, but finally he couldn't take it anymore, and decided to liberate himself and go to the public restroom first.

The public toilets are actually very clean, they are cleaned every day, and almost no one comes here.

It's a pity that Qi Qing seems to be unlucky today. Except for the last position, every position shows someone.

He walked up to the last position and stretched out his hand to open the door - there was a man inside, this man took a pack of Seven Dimensions, and in an extremely unskilled posture, he took out a sanitary napkin and put it on his pants superior.

Even Qi Qing, who has seen too many storms and waves, was shocked and speechless by the scene in front of him.

This boy has all the parts that he should have, and uses all the parts that shouldn't be used.

Qi Qing paused for a moment, and remained calm: "... Excuse me." She stretched out her hand and closed the door again.

The boy glanced at him and screamed, "Rogue!"

Qi Qing's ears turned red from being reprimanded, and before the boy came out, she hurried back to the dormitory.

He sat in his seat to calm down, and when the heat in his ears subsided, he got up and went to bedroom 405.

The boy in the toilet just now is Zhang Xian from 405.

Qi Qing really felt that something was wrong, just now he took a close look at Zhang Xian, his cheeks were a little sunken, and there was no energy in his gaze.

"Dong dong dong" Qi Qing knocked on the door.

There was a rustling sound inside, the door opened, and the head of the room arrived at the door, not letting him see the door, grinning: "Qi Qing, what's the matter?"

Qi Qing looked inside the door, and could only see a little scene, Zhang Xian was standing upright, licking his orchid finger and applying nail polish there.

On his desk are a pile of bottles and jars of cosmetics.

Zhang Xian's voice was pinched a little thinly: "Who is it? You go and answer the door. Don't you know that I can't be disturbed when I'm putting on makeup?"

Qi Qing looked at the head of the room, and the head of the room pulled an awkward smile: "I'll close the door now."

At this time, he seemed to be particularly afraid of Zhang Xian in the door, and he didn't dare to refute like yesterday.

Qi Qing understood, and raised her voice: "I'm here to apologize, can't you come in?" He reached out and knocked on the door, drawing Zhang Xian's attention: "I'm so sorry for being rude to you just now."

Zhang Xian saw that it was him, his eyes lit up, and he rolled his eyelids: "Come in."

Qi Qing entered the dormitory, she was tall and tall, with a good demeanor.

Zhang Xian was a little arrogant, skillfully brushing on nail polish and greeting: "Are you married?"

The head of the room sat back in his seat and brushed the computer with fear. Qi Qing was not afraid, but it was his duty to deal with ghosts.

So he said coldly, "Not married."

Zhang Xian's hands froze, and he smiled inexplicably: "How old are you?"

Qi Qing said: "Twenty"

"Twenty..." Zhang Xian's eyes lit up with evil light: "I'm a little old. A man has sixteen flowers, and twenty is like tofu. You haven't married yet at twenty. Do you have some hidden disease?"

Qi Qing really has a hidden disease, frigidity and impotence.

When dealing with ghosts, more words are more mistakes, so he just followed his temper and didn't speak at all.

But Zhang Xian couldn't help it, and continued: "Are you happy to have a baby?"

...Qi Qing was silent, he wanted to get to the point earlier, he looked at them indiscriminately and ran to them without any response, asking: "My parents didn't teach me this, I don't know what it means to be a good child?"

When Zhang Xian heard this, he immediately put on a disgusted face: "No wonder you can't get married in your twenties, and you don't even know how to give birth. How about serving people, will you? Sing opera, play the piano, cook and serve guests, will you?"

Qi Qing pondered, and tentatively said: "I can read."

With a "snap", Zhang Xian threw the nail polish bottle in his hand on the table, his face full of anger: "A man is virtuous without talent! You don't know anything, you deserve to be unable to marry!"

He originally wanted to throw Qi Qing out, but after seeing Qi Qing's waist is waist, legs are legs, not only is he the most beautiful person he has ever seen, even his demeanor is different from other vulgar fans, so he couldn't help but hold back : "Forget it, as long as you are obedient, these can be adjusted slowly. Let me tell you what is good for you first."

Zhang Xian squeezed the orchid finger, and ran with one finger: "He has big arms, round waist and great strength. It looks like he can increase his strength, so he is called a good child. You... look good, so you should be able to do it."

"Besides serving others, the most important thing for a man is to be considerate, obedient, and listen to his wife. Ben'er, you can demonstrate."

Hearing this, Qi Qing looked at Da Ben, Da Ben was full of shyness, walked up to Zhang Xian, knelt down, and pinched his legs: "My wife, is this strength appropriate? You have not been feeling well these days, Ben'er Give you a pinch."

He glanced at Qi Qing, not jealous at all: "This elder brother who is as handsome as a fairy, is the wife's main servant? Ben'er congratulated his wife first, and Ben'er often reflects on his uselessness , I can’t take care of everything for my wife. With this elder brother, my wife must be more satisfied. If my wife doesn’t mind, Ben’er will go and make the beds for you now.”

Da Ben is a northern man, and his current appearance... really makes Qi Qing's eyes sharp.

Zhang Xian was very satisfied, and raised his hand towards Qi Qing: "See, this is called serving people. Although you are a man, and you peek at me when you are not married, it seems too light-hearted. But I am not such a fussy person. As long as you abide by Fude, I can consider accepting you to do..."

Before he finished speaking, he fell asleep and lay on the table without getting up.

Da Ben and the others stood in front of him like hens guarding their calves.

Qi Qing knows that this is not a simple ghost possession. Generally speaking, adult men are full of yang, and most of them are possessed like Da Ben before. They attack people with great strength, but Zhang Xian in front of him can speak clearly. And can use ghosts to cover the eyes of others.

Now Qi Qing didn't care about being confused and rushed to them, said that something was up, and then temporarily left the dormitory.

He wanted to find out more about the situation from the only sober room chief, but the room chief stayed in his seat like a quail, not even daring to get up.

Now that there are so many people, Qi Qing didn't say much to the head of the room. He went back to his dormitory, and Chen Qian had already taken a shower.

"Brother Qi, do you want to eat lunch?" Chen Qian was playing games in full swing, so he took the time to ask.

It is indeed time for dinner, Qi Qing was about to eat when the phone rang.

"Senior, come down to eat. I'll wait for you." It was an unfamiliar number, but Qi Qing knew it was Jiang Shi from the tone of his voice.

He narrowed his eyes and said to Chen Qian: "I still have something to do, so I won't eat."

Chen Qian blasted the head of the opposite person with one shot: "Okay, then I will order a takeaway."

Qi Qing walked to the bottom of the dormitory, and Jiang Shi, wearing his favorite red dress, jumped out: "Senior!"

Qi Qing said "um", and Jiang Shi almost wanted to get into his arms.

"Senior, let's go to the cafeteria to eat." Jiang Shi held his meal card, and this time he must pay for Qi Qing's meal!

For convenience, Qi Qing often eats in the cafeteria.He was half a head taller than Jiang Shi, and the two of them, one red and one white, walked towards the cafeteria.

It's mealtime now, the cafeteria is very crowded, and the window is full of people.

Jiang Shi didn't think it was a big deal, anyway, the more people there were, the more he could spend with Qi Qing for a while, and he happily prepared to queue up with Qi Qing.

Unexpectedly, Qi Qing, the picky prey, did not move, his brows were slightly frowned.

Jiang Shi's heart tightened, he had a psychological shadow now, and he was afraid that Qi Qing would change his mind again and not listen to him.

Jiang Shi suppressed the grievances and worries in his heart, tried not to be so paranoid, and said innocently: "Senior, what's the matter."

He bit his lip, secretly thinking that Qi Qing had changed his mind again, he really couldn't help being so easy to talk about.The tomb of the jade girl is so big, can't it hold Qi Qing?

Qi Qing just felt that there were too many people and was too lazy to line up.

His eyes were clear, and he looked at Jiang Shi: "Don't eat this, go eat stir-fried vegetables."

Stir-fry!A dish costs tens of yuan to cook!This fastidious prey!The worry in Jiang Shi's heart was exploded, and another worry surfaced.

The prey is so precious, so he can't afford it... But Jiang Shi couldn't possibly say, I don't have the money to treat you to stir-fried vegetables, so you can continue to line up.

How shameless it is, and how much it is looked down upon by prey.It's just cooking, Qi Qing's request is not too much, it's all because he is too poor to give him a luxurious life... Jiang Shi knocked out his teeth and swallowed blood: "Okay."

Qi Qing nodded and led him up to the top floor of the cafeteria.

In addition to the classroom meals on the top floor of the cafeteria, there are other fried dishes and barbecues ordered by oneself. The taste is much better than that of the student window. Of course, the price is also much more expensive.

Qi Qing took a menu and politely asked Jiang Shi: "What do you want to eat?"

Want to eat cheap... Jiang Shi Xing looked at Qi Qing with soft eyes, and said schemingly: "I will eat whatever the senior eats."

Qi Qing is not used to hearing such explicit words, so don't open your eyes: "I remember you love to eat meat, and you have a big appetite." Every time he and Jiang Shi eat together, Jiang Shi never has even a grain of rice or a little meat left. .

Jiang Shi sullenly said for a second: "No, I don't, I eat very little."

Qi Qing didn't have the habit of exposing others, she just believed it herself.

He wrote the names of three dishes on the paper and handed it to the aunt in the cafeteria.Jiang Shi took a sneak peek, compared the prices, and stared blankly at Qi Qing.

Sure enough, the top beauties order the most expensive dishes? ?

In fact, Qi Qing only ordered three dishes in consideration of Jiang Shi's appetite, two meat and one soup, because the hard dishes in the cafeteria were not tasty, so he ordered home-cooked dishes, which did not exceed 90 yuan.

However, Jiang Shi's net worth is only one hundred and fifty.

Looking at his expression, Qi Qing thought it was not enough to eat: "Do you want to add more food?" When handing the menu to Jiang, she looked cold and ignorant of the sufferings of the world and the extravagant spending that should be taken for granted.

Jiang Shi politely declined, and he wanted another dish. He was so dignified that he had to stay in the cafeteria to wash the dishes to pay off the debt.

The auntie in the cafeteria took their order, entered the price on the credit card machine, and signaled to swipe the card.

Just as Qi Qing was about to take out his meal card, the sensitive Jiang Shi pounced on him, held down his hand, and swiped the money with his own meal card with the other hand.

The moment Jiang Shi successfully swiped the card, Jiang Shi seemed to hear his heartbroken voice, he gritted his teeth: "You are not allowed to swipe the card, I told you that I invited you, you have to be obedient."

WooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooHible his heart was trembling.

Qi Qing didn't know that he was poor, so he followed his advice and didn't go to get the meal card, and said concisely: "Okay."

They found a place to sit down, and when the dishes were ready, Qi Qing served them one by one according to the number.

Jiang Shi especially likes to eat meat, and now he eats meat quickly while pretending to be reserved, and at the same time picks out the meat he thinks is the best for Qi Qing who has never been very picky about vegetables: "Eat quickly."

Qi Qing never ate food taken from others, but the opposite was a domineering and coquettish zombie... He frowned slightly, but still finished eating the piece of meat.

Seeing that he ate well, Jiang Shi couldn't help but blush, thinking that the money was well spent.

According to his thinking, Qi Qing is also used to being poor, so it's okay to eat something good once in a while.When he has money, he will take Qi Qing to eat more good food, such as the western food he saw on TV.

Jiang Shi spent money, even if it was maintenance, he deserved a few kind words from Xiao Qing'er.

So he lightly touched Qi Qing's trousers with his toes, and Qi Qing looked at him puzzled: "Yes."

Jiang Shi coughed lightly: "Are you happy?"

Qi Qing was concerned about the matter of dormitory 405, his eyes were like an intoxicating ice lake, and now there were a few traces of faint sadness.

Jiang Shi saw it clearly, and was instantly dissatisfied. He put down his chopsticks and said, "Are you unhappy?! Are you not happy to take you to eat stir-fried vegetables?!"

How could Qi Qing be like this, eating his fruit and eating his food, he is not happy, how can he be coaxed?

In order to prevent him from misunderstanding, Qi Qing explained: "It's not for this reason, I'm a little worried about someone hitting evil in the dormitory next door to me."

What he was worried about was that Jiang Shi was there, and he didn't want to contact the people from the association. After all, Jiang Shi hated them Taoist priests deeply.

But let Qi Qing solve it by himself, and he has to explore slowly.

It turned out that it was for this reason that Jiang Shi lost his temper in an instant, he 'just wanted to possess Qi Qing', he was born to be an evil spirit, and he would never take action to solve evil spirits for the sake of human beings.

He used to pick up the ghost with his chopsticks, but because the ghost was too weak and Qi Qing could drive it away no matter what, he took the opportunity to show off and earn Qi Qing's favor.

Jiang Shi somewhat hated Qi Qing for being a celestial master: "Then it's none of your business, you've lost your cultivation, can you still take care of things?" He leaned forward viciously, almost pressed Qi Qing's lips, and rubbed them with his fingers. A moment: "You'd better wait for your injury to heal and be my prey. You can best contribute to the peace of the Taoist world."

As soon as Jiang Shi posted it, Qi Qing held his breath. Even so, his ears were reddened by such intimacy.But he was sitting upright, his expression indifferent.

Jiang Shi felt that he wanted to hide, and his mood was even worse: "Although you are my prey, I will definitely not help you solve the rest of the evil spirits. You'd better leave those things alone."

Stop being a celestial master, Qi Qing.This was Jiang Shi's truest thought. He was even afraid that one day Qi Qing would recover his cultivation and tie him up with a red thread while he didn't have a spare...

Qi Qing only looked up and looked directly at Jiang Shi: "I have no cultivation, but this is my duty." Pursing her lips, she was very arrogant: "You don't need to intervene."

Jiang Shi's boyish heart almost shattered into scum like this, he said angrily: "Qi Qing, you are really annoying. Don't worry, I won't interfere if you beg me."

He didn't leave after he was angry, and felt that Qi Qing didn't take him seriously again, and the tears started to roll again.

Jiang Shi endured tears: "What are you doing in a daze, come and coax me." He raised his head super fiercely: "I don't want to cry at all, so please coax me well."

Crying again... This is the most difficult zombie Qi Qing has ever seen, he said according to what Jiang Shi taught him yesterday: "You are the most powerful zombie in the world, so good that no one can match you, you... um. "

He really coaxed me, Jiang Shi was full of this idea.

Then he ignored the meat, left his seat and threw himself into Qi Qing's arms, tears fell instead, and he said tenderly: "If no one is my opponent, why can you make me cry..."

According to the method Jiang Shi taught him before, Qi Qing wiped his tears with Jiang Shi's handkerchief, and then said seriously: "I don't know."

"Fuck!" The little zombie, whose heart was full of sweets, burst into tears for the first time, his tears were backed up in anger, and his almond eyes glared at Qi Qing: "Because you are the most annoying!"

Then he left Qi Qing behind like a whirlwind and ran away.

Qi Qing stayed where she was, and left in embarrassment.