The hero has an unworthy disciple

Yuan Ke took two sips of water before he fully recovered.Yan Min took a look, there was a clear red handprint on his neck, and softly scolded Yi Xiwei: "It's said that madmen are powerful, it's really good. Just go crazy and strangle yourself to death!"

Yi Xiwei didn't dare to breathe, he just looked at the two of them flatteringly, after a while he scratched his head and changed the subject, "Where are we now?"

"You ask me who should I ask?" Yan Min snorted softly.

"It has been popular for two days." Yuan Ke said.

"Oh." Yi Xi nodded slightly, "That's a long way to go, it only takes half a day by boat to get to my house."

Yan Min became impatient, "Didn't you say two days?!"

"No," Yixi explained cautiously, shrinking her neck slightly, "you misunderstood, what I mean is that I am too tired and need to sleep for two days to make up for it, and I asked you to wake me up after two days, in case I am asleep starve."

"You!" Yan Min made a gesture to hit him, but Yuan Ke stopped him, "Miss Yan, it's okay, I'll just row the raft back."

Yi Xi heard it slightly, raised his eyebrows and smiled at him: "The current is so fast, and it takes a lot of effort to go against the current. It's better to walk back. A Min, look at him, although he looks smart, he is actually a fool."

Yan Min was taken aback when he heard this sentence, but it was rare that he didn't choke him back.

The three went ashore.Yi Xi went down to the river to touch a few fish, asked Yuan Ke to light a fire, and the three of them grilled the fish around the fire.

After it was baked, Yi Xiwei took the biggest one and the smallest one and shook Yan Min, "Amin, which one do you want?"

Yan Min went to get the big one without any hesitation, but Yi Xiwei withdrew his hand and said with a smile: "Call me brother, I'll give you the big one if you call."

Yan Min rolled his eyes, took Gu Zi from Yuan Ke's hand and ate it.

Yi Xi lost face slightly, and raised the two fishes in front of Yuan Ke again, "Which one do you want?"

Yuan Ke watched him take the small one.

Yi Xiwei's face completely collapsed, "Why don't you want big ones? How can I make you call me master if you don't want big ones?"

"You eat, you haven't eaten for two days." Yuan Ke was quite understanding.

Yi Xiwei shoved the big one into his hand with a helpless expression, grabbed two grasses from the ground and stuffed them into his mouth to chew, still feeling very sad, thinking: These two little guys are not as fun as they were when they were young.

At that time, taking a little food by myself could make these two little guys hug their thighs and turn around, like little sparrows waiting to be fed. If you want to call Shige, you can call me Shige, and if you want to call Master, you can call Master, and you must be obedient.Now, these two little things are difficult to play with.

After eating, Yi Xiwei led them through the mist for another three days.

During the period, when they were hungry, the three of them would eat some pheasants and hares and roast them, and when they were sleepy, they would lean against the tree trunk and take a nap.Yuan Ke has a strong sense of direction, but he can only vaguely guess that the few of them are in a valley, and some roads have been walked more than once, and it is not clear where they are.

Yuan Ke finally couldn't help holding Yi Xiwei, "Are you sure we're on the right track? I think we've been here before."

Yi Xi smiled embarrassedly.Yuan Ke's intuition was not good, and as expected, Yi Xiwei said with a natural expression: "Need to say, I must have gone wrong, and I didn't know the way, so I led you around."

Yuan Ke sighed silently, stretched out his arms directly in front of him, and indeed blocked the scabbard thrown by Yan Min for him.

"Brother Yuan, get out of the way, I have to teach him a lesson today, he deliberately played tricks on us." Yan Min waved his sword.

"Amin." Yi Xiwei hid behind Yuan Ke and dared not poke his head, and replied earnestly, "Although I don't dislike you, you should change your temper, don't draw your sword every now and then, you don't look like a girl, In the future, when I go out, people will laugh at me and say what about Yi Xiwei's mother-in-law, how ugly that is."

"You...you come here!" Yan Min roared to the sky, startling a flock of birds to rustle from the treetops.

Yi Xiwei was so yelled at that his legs went limp, and he didn't dare to pass, sighed and whispered into Yuan Ke's ear, "It's really difficult for you, my wife, to be spoiled by my good father-in-law. Alas, the future is over. Sooner or later she will pinch the door to death."

Yuan Ke turned his head and asked him, "Do you know where your home is?"

"Nonsense! I own the one-third of an acre of land in my house. In front of the door is a peach tree, behind the house is a pond, ten steps to the left of the house is a hut, and four steps into the hut there is a big pit, and in the pit is..."

"I mean, do you know the way to your house from here?" Yuan Ke hurriedly stopped him.

"Then where do I know where to go? This is my first time going out." Yi Xiwei shook his head vigorously, not paying attention, "Let's go on a guess, anyway, I am very confident that I can find my home."

"Brother Yuan, come here." Yan Min curled his lips, pulled Yuan Ke away, and whispered: "Let's tie him up, I want to beat him up first."

Yuan Ke shook his head, "Don't hurt him."

"Why are you protecting him like this?" Yan Min pouted, "According to me, I poked holes in him a long time ago. Look at the way he talks and does things upside down, it's probably because of his brain. question."

"Hey! Hey! Hey! The two little bastards are whispering bad things about me?" Yi Xi slightly tilted his hips and tilted his head, "I tell you, my ears are sharp. If you dare to say a bad word about me, I will spank your ass! That's fine. Alright, stop teasing you guys, wait, I'll see how to go now."

As he said that, he saw his figure flickering, and he gave a little help to a tree trunk next to him, and he had already jumped onto the top of the tree.

The tree was a hundred-year-old pine, about ten feet high. Under the tree, only the treetops and figures could be vaguely seen, but there was no slight shaking of the treetops.Yan Min was taken aback, and tugged at Yuan Ke's sleeve, "How did he get up? Such a tall tree... neither my father nor the elder brother can do it."

Yuan Ke was also secretly surprised, "It seems that his martial arts are indeed rare in the world."

Yan Min panicked all of a sudden, "Then... what should I do then? I just thought he was a charlatan who likes to brag. It turns out that his martial arts is really so good, so what should my big brother do? The injury is definitely not his opponent. Or...Brother Yuan, or we can just poison him to death. Although it is a bit dirty, but...for the sake of my big brother, I can't care about it. I'll burn more paper money for this lunatic...I...I'll go pick some poisonous weeds right now..."

Yan Min was hit on the head by something before he finished speaking, he yelled "Ouch", and looked down to see a big pine cone.

When she raised her eyes, Yi Xiwei had already fallen lightly without a single pine needle.

Yi Xiwei held a pine cone in his arms, squinted his eyes at Yan Min, and buttoned one ear, "What are you talking about? Are you going to poison me to death?"

Yan Min shrank her neck in fright, not daring to say anything.

Yi Xiwei walked up to her step by step, and said coldly: "Look up, look at me, and say it again."

Yan Min took a step back, raised his head carefully and glanced at him, just as he lowered his head, Yi Xi pinched his cheek slightly.

Yan Min was angry and frightened, but he heard Yi Xi burst out laughing, and a low and magnetic voice sounded next to his ears, "Xiao Chen is right, she is more stupid than before, little silly girl... However, being so stupid really pleases my brother."

Somehow Yan Min didn't get annoyed anymore, but her ears turned red with embarrassment, she pushed him away and ran away in a panic.

"Hey, don't run around. My brother is leading the way for you." Yi Xi smiled, and dumped the pine nuts into Yuan Ke's arms, "Take it, I will make pine nut fish for you when I go home." Yi Xi smiled slightly After finishing speaking, she ignored him and happily chased after Yan Min.

Looking at their figures, Yuan Ke pursed his lips, and unconsciously crushed a pine cone in his hand.

After walking for half a day, Yi Xiwei sat down on the ground and said, "I can't walk anymore, let's rest."

"Hey, what the hell are you trying to do?" Yan Min kicked him twice, "Get up."

Yi Xi slightly pulled out a piece of grass and put it in his mouth, "I'm sorry."

"Miss Yan, let's take a rest, I'm tired too." Yuan Ke sat down as he said.

Yan Min had no choice but to sit down.

Yi Xiwei lay down on the grass, closed his eyes and squinted for a long time, "Hey, by the way, do you two like to watch juggling?"

Yan Min is too lazy to speak up.

Yuan Ke said, "I love watching."

Yi Xi got up lazily, spit out the chewed grass in his mouth, "Wait, I'll change it for you now. What should I change? Hey, let's change my house, so we won't have to travel. Alright, this one is good. Check it out.”

Yi Xi stretched slightly as she spoke, then pinched her waist with one hand and pointed to the sky with one hand, drooped her head, spun around weakly and said "Change" three times.

As soon as he finished speaking, the fog suddenly cleared.

Yan Min and Yuan Ke were still surprised, and followed the direction of Yi Xiwei's finger, and saw a vast expanse of light pink, all over the valley, like sunset glow, and red silk, with the breeze, the fragrance of peach blossoms and falling flowers The rushing rushes over, blinding people's eyes; there are several thatched houses not far away, and a few white pigeons are cooing on the eaves, surrounded by streams in front of the house and Bishan Mountain in the distance, it is very pleasant.

Yan Min ran two steps forward, his eyes widened in surprise, "It turns out that there is such a beautiful place, I thought you were lying. This... This is really your house?! How did you conjure it... You are a ghost Or a fairy?!"

Yi Xi looked at her with a noncommittal smile, and suddenly his legs softened and he staggered a step and a half and leaned on her, "To be honest, I am a great immortal who has gone down to earth... just now this trick cost me too much mana, I No, you help me two steps..."

Yuan Ke wanted to step forward to help him, but Yi Xiwei quietly pushed him away.

Yan Min was slightly crushed by Yi Xi, "Ah...you, are you really a fairy?"

"Really, I just fell from the Nine Heavens the day before yesterday." Yi Xiwei pretended to be decent, holding his head and yelling, "No, no, no, I'm going to faint... help me home and rest for a while Just rest."

"Hey, you, don't get dizzy... First, tell me whether you are a god or not? Then you won't harm my elder brother, right?... Can you help me figure out where my elder brother is?" ?" Yan Min saw that he didn't say anything and didn't let go, so he frowned and helped him to the hut.

Yi Xi held back her smile, half-lying on Yan Min's body, turned her head and winked secretly at Yuan Ke, poked Yan Min's head lightly, and said silently, "Little silly girl."

Yuan Ke looked at his doting smirk, and didn't move his eyes for a long time.