The hero has an unworthy disciple

Zhan Yuan stared straight at the thought for a long time and couldn't figure it out, his teeth were gritted loudly.Maybe I remembered it wrong?Yes, that must be the case, I remember wrong...then...what the hell is going on?Obviously we went home together...

Yes, we're back home, obviously we're back home, we're back in Peach Blossom Valley... just the two of us.

"A Zhuo, ha, A Zhuo, so you are here, so I can find you easily, I... thought... you don't know how scared I am... I..."

"Dreaming?" Duan Ganzhuo squeezed his cheek with a smirk, and sat beside him, "Why are you still crying? Are you crying for me?"

"Bah! Don't talk nonsense!" Zhan Yuan sniffed, pulled him by the hem of his clothes and hugged him into his arms, bit his neck lightly, tears streaming down his face.

Zhan Yuan left a faint tooth mark on his left wrist.

"I dreamed... I dreamed that you... bit a deep tooth mark on my neck. That tooth mark will last a lifetime, it's ugly." Zhan Yuan had cried enough, and looked at him aggrievedly, " Help me see if there is any."

"Hey, hello." Duan Ganzhuo squinted his eyes and covered his neck, "It's obvious that you bit me, why are you still relying on me? Is there someone as wicked as you who complained first?"

"Help me take a look." Zhan Yuan's mouth trembled, and he looked at him with hope in his eyes, "Ah Zhuo, help me see if there is any on my neck?"

Duan Ganzhuo pulled his neck with a smile, and smiled, "It turned out that he was bitten by a big mosquito. Come, come, I will bite you now."

Zhan Yuan dodged in panic, his eyes were wet again, and his heart was pounding, "Is it really not?! Ah Zhuo, don't lie to me..."

Seeing his terrified eyes, Duan Ganzhuo suddenly smiled, wiped his eyes, and stuffed a peach into his mouth, "No, no. Is my little bun sleepy? Eat a peach to wake up, wake up Come here and help me take out the wine jar."

Zhan Yuan chewed a mouthful of rotten meat, took half a human bone in his mouth with his right hand, smiled happily, and crawled over with all his hands and feet...

"A Zhuo, are there any teeth marks on my neck?"

"No, no, is it annoying to ask eight hundred times a day?"

"A Zhuo, am I bothering you? Don't think I'm bothering you, okay?"

"Okay, okay, I don't dislike you. You get off of me first, and my shoulders are stiff."

"I'll rub it for you. Ah Zhuo, you haven't been poisoned, right? The doctor found the magic medicine to save you, right?"

"That's right. You're still rambling about what happened 800 years ago. Why did you become a mother-in-law?"

"Miss Yan... alright, you're home, right?"

"That's right, Xiaochen didn't send her back."

"A Zhuo, I... am I good to you?"

"So-so is okay."

"A Zhuo, I...didn't do anything wrong to you, did I? You...don't hate me at all, do you?"

"Huh? You're stealing my wine again?! I said why half a jar is missing! You say you, when I brew it, don't let me brew more, and you still drink it every day after brewing such a small amount! Is it reasonable for a child to drink so much wine?! Go to bed with Xiaohua tonight and think hard!"

"Didn't drink..."

"Why are there so few? I remember I only got here when I was drinking the day before yesterday, and now I'm here!"

"Didn't you drink again last night?"

"is it?"

"Well, Ah Zhuo, I'll make some appetizers for you, don't be angry with me, okay?"

"A Zhuo, I made you your favorite dish."

"A Zhuo, I made you a glutinous rice bunny."

"A Zhuo, the mahogany sword I made for you has a big crab of this size carved on it! There are also longevity noodles, you must eat them all, and I have mixed the smooth noodles for more than half an hour."

……

"A Zhuo, hey, can I treat you well?"

"it is good."

As soon as Qi Ming entered the poisonous cave, he was blinded by the foul smell coming from his nostrils. He hurriedly tore off his clothes to cover his mouth and nose, and then slowly searched in by stepping on the dry bones that "squeaked".

After searching for two or three hours, all the carrion got into the boots, Qi Ming saw a person sitting crookedly beside a large iron pillar by the faint candlelight.

Qi Ming walked over slowly, put the lantern aside, pulled off his face and lowered his head, "General."

Zhan Yuan grabbed a lump of carrion with his right hand, squeezed it, and passed it to his left hand, "A Zhuo, you eat, I made it myself, it's delicious."

"General."

Zhan Yuan held the meat in his left hand and put it into his mouth, "It's not bad. Your cooking skills have improved, why is your kung fu not improving? Don't say that you are my apprentice when you go out, otherwise people will say that the dignified Duan Gan took a sword." Stupid, it's ugly."

Zhan Yuan rolled his Adam's apple, touched his left hand with his right hand, and smiled "hehe", "You can teach me more. Ah Zhuo, eat well, let's go to bed, and practice slowly on the bed."

Qi Ming reached out and grabbed his left hand.

Zhan Yuan shook his body mournfully and shouted, "Let go! Let A Zhuo go! Don't touch him!"

Qi Ming exerted strength in his hands, and said in a low voice: "General!"

"Let go of Ah Zhuo! Let go! Ah Zhuo hurts!" Zhan Yuan gasped for breath twice, tears fell down, "Don't harm Ah Zhuo!"

"You look up, look up at me, and I'll let him go."

Zhan Yuan raised his head ignorantly, and looked at him lazily.

Qi Ming let go, "Duan Ganzhuo is not here."

Zhan Yuan smiled again, and hurriedly held his left hand with his right hand, "A Zhuo, can I cook for you? Make your favorite food. Good."

Qi Ming squatted down, "What's the name of this dish?"

Zhan Yuan pulled a dry rack with his right hand, and began to tear the rotten flesh left on it, "It's A Zhuo's favorite dish."

Qi Ming sneered, "What's Duan Ganzhuo's favorite dish?"

"It's called... called... I forgot, Ah Zhuo, what is it called? Called..."

"What's it called?" Zhan Yuan suddenly grabbed Qi Ming, his face full of confusion, "What's his name? What does he like to eat?"

Qi Ming propped his sword on the ground and smiled, "He likes the offal made by Huang Yiguo the most."

Zhan Yuan pulled his collar and pushed him away, "Who are you?! How do you know?! You don't know, you don't know...I just know, he likes to eat offal made by Huang Yiguo... …No! No, he doesn’t eat meat, haha, you’re wrong, he doesn’t eat meat at all!”

"Then why doesn't he eat meat?" Qi Ming turned cold, carefully examining the carrion corpses nearby.

"Because... because he was a monk!"

Qi Ming put his face next to his ear, gritted his teeth and said, "No! Because he has stayed here and eaten what you are eating now!"

"Get out!" Zhan Yuan shrank back, and climbed several steps back, "A Zhuo was a monk, right? Yes. Listen, listen, A Zhuo himself answered!"

Qi Ming stood up, "I have given Duan Ganzhuo's head to Chen Si to kill. Chen Si killed and promised to retreat to the two cities. But Yuan Shouhuai was still retreating steadily, and he had no choice but to think of you. This is your only one." Here’s your chance. If you want to keep pretending to be crazy here, go ahead and I can throw Duan Ganzhuo’s headless body here to accompany you.”

Zhan Yuan sat on the ground, opened his mouth silently, buried his face in his crotch, clamped his ears between his knees, and tore at the hair on the top of his head with his hands.

Qi Ming turned around and was about to go out.

Zhan Yuan suddenly raised his head, "Are there any teeth marks on my neck?"

"Yes." Qi Ming licked the corner of his lips, "I saw what Duan Qianzhuo left before he died. If you don't believe me, touch it yourself."

Zhan Yuan reached out and touched it, "It really is. I want to go out."

"What are you going out for? Isn't it good to stay here with him?"

Zhan Yuan smiled evilly at the corner of his mouth, "What is he? I've thought about it, I still want this world."

Qi Ming threw the key at his feet, "The key was stolen from our Zhuyumen by someone sent by Chen Sisha, and now I exchanged it with Duan Ganzhuo's head. How interesting."

Zhan Yuan picked it up unhurriedly, and smiled softly, "I'll kill you when the weather is fine, and let me tell you about our friendship over the years."

Qi Ming glanced at him, and smiled angrily, "You can't kill me just by rushing to the Zhu Yumen in my hand. By the way, do you still want Duan Ganzhuo's body? If you don't want it, I will kill you." Lost in a mass grave."

Zhan Yuan untied all the shackles on his body, and touched the words under his body before getting up, "What do I want that thing for? But you keep it for now, maybe you can use it to talk to Chen Sisha later. Conditions cannot be wasted."

A layer of goosebumps appeared on Qi Ming's body, he was a little uncertain whether this person was crazy or not, and said to him seriously: "I know you really have feelings for him. But when you go back, you have to be wronged and promise to live with Yuan Shouhuai first, You can't break your face with him now. He will let you handle the big things in the future."

Zhan Yuan touched his neck and smiled.

Yuan Shouhuai glanced at the man kneeling on the ground, frowned, and still acted like a loving father, "You're back? How's your reflection going?"

Zhan Yuan straightened his chest, and argued anxiously with a sincere face: "I know I was wrong. I was also fascinated by that villain for a while, and I will... never dare again in the future. The righteous father will spare the child. "

Yuan Shouhuai sighed, dropped the pen and stood up, "Okay, get up. This time for my father is also for your own good, I want you to remember it long, and in the future you will know what it means to be a father... I also miss you very much these days. You go down first, Yuan'er comes with me, and we, father and son, can have a heart-to-heart talk."

Zhan Yuan followed him to the inner tent.

Qi Ming cast a disgusted glance and opened his eyes to lead people out.Not long after standing still outside the tent, I suddenly heard a shrill cry from inside.Qi Ming was startled, and hurriedly opened the big tent, only to see Zhan Yuan licking the blood from the corner of his mouth, which was about to come out.

"What did you do?!" Qi Ming stopped the crowd who were about to rush in, grabbed his arm and said in a low voice.

Zhan Yuan licked the blood from the corner of his mouth, then smacked his lips, took his hand away and said to the soldiers who looked at each other expressionlessly: "Yeyi just accidentally bit off his tongue and ate it, and he is speechless. I have the final say on all affairs in the army."

Qi Ming hated himself for entering the tent.Zhan Yuan beckoned to a school captain, who hurried over in confusion.Zhan Yuan pressed his shoulder with one hand, and said in a warm voice, "Do you understand?"

The man blinked blankly. Just as he was about to look at his colleague, he felt a slight pain in his abdomen. He looked down and saw that Zhan Yuan held a dagger in his hand and sent it into his abdomen. Seeing him swipe his hand, his intestines flowed out along the dagger he pulled out.

Zhan Yuan helped him turn around, and pointed at his stomach with a dagger, so that everyone could see the man's intestines clearly, and tilted his head, "I said, did you hear clearly?"

Before they could react, everyone knelt on the ground with one leg, and said in unison: "This subordinate is the only one who obeys the general's orders!"

Zhan Yuan wiped the blood from the dagger on the man, pushed him to the ground, turned around and entered the tent.

Everyone lowered their heads and didn't dare to breathe, it took a long time for someone to take a bold look at the captain, and saw that he was out of breath with his eyes wide open.