is the wizard reborn

"We can enter with a different identity type. After all, buyers need admission tickets, but sellers don't." Lian Yu put his chin in one hand and said as a matter of course: "Isn't everything solved?"

"How is it possible that the seller doesn't need it? Isn't it possible for anyone to go in and sell slaves?" Enfei felt that the market had a big loophole, and he used a more complicated sentence pattern, which took Cen Zhen a while to understand. his meaning.

"He's talking about changing identities, not changing from a slave buyer to a slave seller," Cen Zhen took a sip of the brown and refreshing juice, and from Lian Yu's wicked and evil smile on the opposite side of the tower, he Knowing that there must be an amazing idea in the sentry's mind, thinking along this line of thought, it is easy to guess what he wants to do, "—but become a slave."

Enfei: "..."

Enfei broke the sound directly, and two thin wings spread out behind her: "Mr. Lian Yu, are you crazy?!"

"Slaves also have a so-called 'entry ticket', and once you get this 'entry ticket', it will be very difficult to get out of the slave market." Jiu was calmer than Enfei, but he also kept With a disapproving attitude, "They will implant a chip in the body of every slave waiting to be sold, and there must be a specific way to take it out, otherwise it will self-destruct and blow the implanted person into rotten flesh and blood clots.

Low-level slave chips only have two functions of positioning and explosion, while high-level slaves need to add torture and punishment, as well as some specially customized functions. Once the slave tries to escape, resist, or any other situation that cannot be controlled, the administrator will Use this chip to locate, punish, and even directly destroy slaves. "

"Of course I have a solution." Lian Yu clasped his fingers and rested them on the table. When Cen Zhen looked over, he saw that he moved his fingers quickly and deftly. And program issues are not a problem for him.

The sentence I have a solution was originally a very pale and empty sentence without any refutation, but because of these short words, Jiu originally wanted to say something to explain the seriousness of the matter, but now he shut his mouth immediately, Enfei Frowning tightly, he hesitated to speak several times, but he didn't really speak in the end.

The most indifferent person in the room was Cen Zhen. He quietly drank the juice in the glass and ate a few extra pieces of salty tea in the middle of the table in a good mood. He's unable to say such things.

Perhaps our horizons are still too low, Enfei and Jiu looked at each other, conveying such information to each other.They thought they had completed the construction, but in fact they still underestimated the people in front of them too much. Besides, how much easier is it to break through the Zerg Royal Prison than the slave market?

As Lian Yu's guide, Cen Zhen must have a better understanding of Lian Yu than those who get along day and night, so Cen Zhen doesn't care, what are they worried about.

After figuring it out, Enfei and Jiu also imitated Cen Zhen and took a piece of dim sum, calmly waiting for the boss to pretend to be aggressive with the mentality of attending a tea party.

Putting down his chopsticks and wiping off the grease from the corners of his mouth, Cen Zhen formally joined the meeting of the strategic deployment group where only Lian Yu was left, "What are you going to do?"

"It's very simple. At about 46:90 am tomorrow, the spaceship will turn to the direction of longitude 3.5 and latitude 1.5x[-]y[-], and change the destination of the itinerary to Whale Star."

"Whale Star?" Jiu had heard about this planet, and he immediately opened the spaceship's scheduled flight route table, and began to calculate the route in the way Lian Yu said, dense data appeared in front of him, and his fingertips were in the dark universe. Outline a silver line that connects to the other end.

Lian Yu opened the map of Whale Star, the white lines prop up the skeleton of the planet, and there are text labels under each map. Except for the blue color representing the ocean island, the whole planet is a bit exaggeratedly green, obviously undeveloped primitive planet.

These days, even Thorn Star, which is full of deserts, has tenacious races taking root. If a known planet has low traces of humanoid activity, it can only prove that it is extremely uninhabitable.

"The spaceship landed in the forest area of ​​the southern hemisphere. Enfei and Jiu, you stay near the spaceship and wait for orders. The temperature there is high all the year round, and there are poisonous insects, snakes and ants everywhere. One or two grows as big as a hill when no one cares about them. It is the source of infectious diseases. Except for you Zerg, there are basically no other races that can stay, so safety is guaranteed. If you ignore these, the scenery is quite beautiful. You can travel around the mountains and rivers during this period, and go back to the boat to do sex when you are tired. time."

Jiu almost choked on the crumbs of the snack, and Enfei also shook her hands and her pupils trembled. Their first reaction was that the door was closed late last night, and some restricted-rated pictures were seen. Lian Yu was teasing them because of this, but there were only couples present Who has never had sex, what is there to mention?

The two of them picked up the cups to drink water in neat movements, but when they looked up, Lian Yu seemed unaware of his explosive remarks, and continued to say solemnly: "Cen Zhen and I will pretend to be interstellar wanderers who have absconded with crimes. The paradise of humanoid creatures, Beiliang Island."

"Northern Liang Island..." Enfei swallowed, the world-famous land for selling stolen goods, the paradise of star thieves, every inch of land is stained with blood and violence, there is no reason or logic at all, it may just be walking Killed by a bullet on the road, the cause of death is unknown, and unless the heinous criminal has nowhere to go, no one will want to set foot there.

From Enfei's frightened expression, Cen Zhen saw that Beiliang Island would not be a good place. It was probably a place where criminals gathered outside the law.

"The Falling Cloud Star Bandits settled in Beiliang Island a few days ago." Lian Yu clicked on the floating screen, "Man Yun, the leader of the thieves, who made his fortune in the slave trade, must have chips left in his hands. I heard that they This time I caught a shallow water mermaid, and I plan to make a fortune at the auction."

"Shallow water mermaid?" Jiu was surprised, "Didn't the entire group become extinct decades ago?"

"So I just heard." From the corner of Lian Yu's eyes, he caught a glimpse of Cen Zhen secretly searching for mermaids on the terminal, and an ugly monster with a mouth full of fangs, scales at the corners of his eyes, and nails sharper than knives popped up on the interface. He said with a smile : "This is a deep-water mermaid. There are two types of mermaids. Shallow-water mermaids are simply a race of vases. From old to young, there is no one who is not beautiful, but their intelligence is not high. The only weapon is their voice. The more powerful ones can cause hallucinations. Most of them can help you sleep, and they are useless for eggs. Most of the mermaids are weak in character, and they will die of depression after leaving their homeland for ten years. A hundred years ago, the interstellar trade of slaves was much more rampant than it is now. gone."

"...It's a bit miserable."

"But the diving mermaid looks special." Enfei said, "There was a shallow-water mermaid in my family's specimen. My family's Duke Kafuo's mansion refers to it. My full name is Enfiqueli Kafuou."

Jiu Ren repeated it again and again, and finally couldn't help but said: "Don't go anywhere during the few days on Whale Star, just stay on the spaceship and learn the special language!"

Enfei: "..."

He defended himself timidly, "It's not necessary, it's fine if you understand it."

"There is basically no difference between a special language and a common language. It will only benefit you and not harm you if you learn it well." Jiu was as strict as a tutor, Enfei muttered a few words aggrievedly because she was poor in language talent and couldn't learn it. Moved, and switched to Zerg language Sapo.

Enfei's learning attitude seems to be a chronic illness, the kind that won't change after repeated admonitions. Jiu apologized to Cen Zhen and Lian Yu and waited for us for a while, then took Enfei aside with a cold face, and communicated with him in insect language.

Lian Yu turned over the table and jumped to Cen Zhen's side while the two bugs were chattering, "Ana..."

"Where's your idol baggage?"

Lian Yu pretended to be stupid: "What is that?"

"...I'll settle the score with you at night." Cen Zhen thought of him waking up with two cockroaches on his head, and wanted to kill the big cat. Even Yu heard the words without sadness or joy, and sneered a little: "You always say It seemed like I was about to have a good time, but in the end it was not a good time."

For a moment, Cen Zhen didn't know how to answer, so he had to pretend to be serious to change the topic: "The Falling Cloud Star Bandits and Man Yun play a big role in the novel."

"Oh?"

"After the protagonist group graduated, during a bandit suppression operation, Pan was captured by the Falling Cloud Star bandits, tortured and beaten, and then..." Cen Zhen paused, "Man Yun fell in love with him."

Lian Yu: "..."

Lian Yu quickly opened the terminal, flipped through the copy of the novel he scanned, and asked: "Fall in love with him, or fall in love with him, there is a big difference here, please explain clearly."

"Love him, the original text is: the heart that has been rotten and dirty for many years, beats again for this violet-like holy boy, and the bright red blood flows in the body again, scorching hot, just like his eyes looking at the boy, focused, Full of affection that may never be discovered by anyone... Don’t look at me with such eyes, it’s not written by me, and I’m also a victim. When the novel reaches this point, the grass on my grave doesn’t know how many meters high .”

"...You continue, I try to digest."

"And it's the kind... who gave up everything for him, disbanded the Star Thief Group to save him, and surrendered himself to be shot to see him for the last time."

"Crazy for him, crazy for him, banging against the wall for him?"

"..." Cen Zhen nodded, "It's lifelike."

Lian Yu showed a very delicate expression, "I have come into contact with Man Yun in my previous life, he is not the kind of person who is full of love? Star robbers are violent and desperate, and Man Yun still sits in this kind of crowd The person at the top of the pyramid, the Star Thief Group is his symbol and everything to him, you said he was betrayed and killed by the even more powerful Star Thief under his command, he can be replaced, but disbanded? Surrender yourself?"

"You must have been demoted by the male lead."

"???" Lian Yu was at a rare loss, he had never read a novel except this one in his hand - of course, he didn't read this one carefully, let alone finished it, and hurriedly flipped to after the enemy in the previous life He only cares about revenge and Pao Cenzhen, so he doesn't know anything about the routines and terminology of romance novels.

"Let me explain this to you." Cen Zhen inoculated Lian Yu in advance, "In the future, you will meet many people who like Yaojin and Pan. Basically, those with names in the text will not be spared, and most of the characters are still famous. , no matter what character you were in the past, after meeting the male protagonists, you will die for love. The routine is that Yaojin falls from the sky, saves someone from the fire and water with a heroic attitude, picks up someone who is injured by the side, and touches people's hearts with gentleness and kindness , and then the supporting characters fell in love at first sight, either by force or usurpation, or by sowing discord, or by accompanying and helping each other, or by selfless devotion.”

The amount of information is too large, Lian Yu pondered for a while, and then solved the question from a very tricky angle: "Am I considered a prominent figure in the text?"

Cen Zhen glanced at him, "Forget it." Not only did it count, but he was also a boss.

"Why don't I like them?...I only like you." Lian Yu bent down and dropped a feathery kiss on the side of Cen Zhen's face.

Cen Zhen's eyelashes trembled slightly, he slowly pursed his lips while Lian Yu's gray-green eyes were staring intently at him, and then said in an ugly way: "Because you died too early, otherwise you can try to live a few more years."

"..." Lian Yu laughed, "Farewell, I'm afraid."

He sat back where he was just now, thought about it and said: "If Man Yun is a love brain, maybe we can change the direction of attack? We can completely imitate the understanding mode of Pan and Man Yun in the text, and send him Pan No. [-]. In this way Even apart from the slave market, having an eyeliner who can follow Man Yun around can bring us endless benefits. If Man Yun is really sent to surrender and the Star Falling Cloud Bandit is disbanded, it will be for the people Eliminate harm, the star police will give me a reward flag."

"I suggest not." Cen Zhen straightened his waist, "Pan is the male protagonist, and the male protagonist in general novels has a certain aura. I think if other people yell at Man Yun in public and call him out of conscience, the ending will end." It must not be that he is so pure, kind, strong and brave, but that he cut off the corpse with his tongue and fed it to the dogs."

"Yelling in public? Is Pan so courageous after graduation?"

"The novel has too many words in the end, and the author can't control the characters a little bit. The characters and the plot are very broken. The content is relatively rich during the campus period and the early graduation period. It writes about Yaojin's personal charm and Pan's growth. It's very simple and rude, a handsome guy and a beautiful girl appear, have an affair with one of the male, male and male, and the other is jealous, have conflicts, get involved in danger, be rescued, reconcile, and repeat."

"..." Lian Yu: "You know a lot."

"Since I own this book, I must understand it, read it thoroughly, and learn how to make better use of it, so I need to understand these." Cen Zhen recalled the days when he just traveled here, he had a headache, he had classes during the day, and at night Self-study, but also read some weird love novels patiently.

The debate between Enfei and Jiu finally ended with the victory of the Ninth Prince. Enfei visibly wilted to the naked eye, huddling at the table sullenly and exchanging sighs.

Jiu happily finalized the contact time and method with Lian Yu, watched Lian Yu install the shielding and directional program in his terminal, and praised Mr. Lian Yu as he watched, Mr. Lian Yu cheated, and Mr. Lian Yu finished this ticket, I must Come to settle in Special Star, Mr. Lian Yu, I want to play basketball.

In the evening, Lian Yu packed up the luggage for the two of them to go to Whale Star, flipped through it and threw a strip not much thicker than paper to Cen Zhen, "When you wear this terminal, it will collect your skin color and color after the first activation. Texture, a simple terminal that can be invisible, has much fewer functions than the one in your hand, but it is more suitable for our next actions."

Cen Zhen followed suit with kindness, saw the thin paper completely disappear between his wrists, and asked, "Where did it come from?"

"Of course I bought it with money." Lian Yu sat next to Cen Zhen, "It's so precious, I almost went out and sold my ass for these two terminals."

"Why do you want to go out and sell it?" Cen Zhen smiled, "It's the same as selling it here, five yuan a time."

"Is my ass so cheap?! At this price, you can't afford the 0.1mm terminal."

"Do you think?"

"..."

Three seconds later, Lian Yu slammed the door angrily and left, leaving Cenzhen alone in the room laughing non-stop. He got up and continued to pack the luggage abandoned by Lian Yu. They were meant to be taken away, and no matter what they brought, they were useless, stuffing them in was just to ensure the authenticity of their homeless status.

So the backpack is full of gaping blades, half-waste terminals, bits and pieces of dirty interstellar common currency, dry towels, etc., thanks to Lian Yu being able to prepare these.

He must have planned to use the Whale Star and the Falling Cloud Star Bandits as his foothold early in the morning, so he contacted Enfei and Jiu, two Zerg races who were not afraid of poisonous insects and infectious diseases.

It's just a pity that the wild style of underwear seems to be useless. Cen Zhen packed up his luggage and went to take a shower, and came out to leave a message for Zhou Qingchang to suspend contact during this period. Teacher Zhou was very dissatisfied and said that you haven't finished your homework yet. If you are a student, you will not like to do homework, Cen Zhen willfully ignore it.

Time gradually approached eleven o'clock, and Lian Yu still didn't come back. He probably planned to spend time outside until one o'clock. After adjusting the flight path, he went back to his room to sleep. Cen Zhen put on his coat without hesitation, turned off the lights and left the bedroom.

In the living room, Jiu was selecting a movie, Lian Yu was nestling on the sofa, tapping on the terminal, while Enfei was preparing snacks and drinks, he was very happy to see Cen Zhen appearing, and greeted him, "I'm about to tell you to go to me. "

Jiu stopped his movements and stared at him, Enfei immediately withdrew his smile, racked his brains like a student sitting in front of the English college entrance examination paper, and finally came up with the answer: "I'm going to call you."

Jiu rewarded him with a head-touch kill, and Enfei immediately stopped complaining, and followed Jiu to ask what movie he planned to watch.

Cen Zhen walked up to Lian Yu and sat down, took the hot milk from Enfei, the hall was dimmed, and the film opened. The story told the experience of a pair of partners wandering in the universe. , and the way of reproduction is also different, once the immortals die, a baby with all his memories will be born on the planet of the immortals, worthy of their names, it is truly eternal life in a sense.

Because of their longevity, they can travel to many planets, meet many people, know the stories of many people, and witness countless joys and sorrows. Overall, it is a touching and warm film.

Cen Zhen didn't finish watching it, because halfway through the film, a cunning little fish got into his palm, then his waist, his shoulders, and finally turned his face arrogantly, depriving him of his love with his lips. breath.

In the soothing background music, they kissed together silently, the sofa was soft, and Cen Zhen felt that he was almost sinking into it. He suddenly understood why the immortals in the film could travel so long and tirelessly. He Lianyu lives on this spaceship forever, sleeps until he wakes up naturally, eats lunch, can read books, exercise in his free time, can also hug and watch movies like this, and can have sex/love until he is exhausted at night , and then repeat.

There is no need for an end point, it doesn’t matter the end point, if you lack something, you will temporarily stop on a certain planet, and you may experience some adventures in this strange place, have some adventures, meet someone, and say goodbye to someone.

This kind of life seems to be very good.

Cen Zhen licked Lian Yu's red, swollen and hot lips, but first...they needed a spaceship like this, "How much would it cost to buy a similar spaceship?"

"Huh?" Lian Yu was dazed by the kiss, and he didn't know why Cen Zhen asked this, but he replied honestly: "About 23 billion... I have acquaintances, and it should be controlled at the early 20 billion, with a 30-year warranty .”

Cen Zhen: "..."

Forget it.

Twenty hours later, two men wrapped in gray-yellow cloaks hurriedly appeared on Beiliang Island. The temperature here will not be lower than 35 degrees, but if you expose your skin directly to the sun, you will not be able to You will be sunburned and peeled within hours, and even at night, the ultraviolet rays are very serious.

The malicious eyes followed closely behind the two of them at all times, and the bulging rucksack seemed to be a tempting fat sheep, waiting to be eaten by hungry wolves.

Cen Zhen was so hot that he didn't want to say a word, he just followed Lian Yu's side and headed on the road. They had a specific destination, a dark tavern at the southern end of the island, the property under the name of the Falling Cloud Star Bandit, it was extremely dark, north The rest of Liangdao is already dark enough, this place is dark within black, don't even think about getting out once you get in.

Anyone who knows a little bit about Whale Star will keep it at a respectful distance, only Lengtouqing will go in, Cen Zhen and Lian Yu are going to be such two stupid Lengtouqing today.

Seeing that they were going further to Vietnam and were about to enter the land of falling clouds, those who followed behind couldn't help launching an attack. This made it easier for Cen Zhen and Lian Yu, and they had a more appropriate reason to be 'chased' into the black tavern.

Finally, when he fell headlong at the entrance of the Black Tavern, and the shoulder straps of his backpack were cut off, and a pile of rubbish in the bag was scattered all over the place, a soft but sharp female voice came from the tavern: "The bully is bullying! In front of me, do you want to die?"

The chasing crowd dispersed immediately, and Cen Zhen raised his head in disgrace, and saw a woman in ten-centimeter high heels coming out of the door. She was dressed sexy, and her exposed skin was covered with flesh-colored hard armor. She was smoking a cigarette. Seeing Cen Zhen looking up at her, he exhaled a puff of smoke with a sneer, and kicked him mercilessly with the toe of his shoe, "Go away and kill the beggar."

Lian Yu immediately rushed over to protect Cen Zhen regardless of his injuries, and asked with concern: "Are you okay? Where did the kick go?"

At this time, a gentle woman appeared behind the woman in high heels, wearing light makeup and wrapped in white clothes, with a clear and sweet voice, "Sister, why are you driving the guests out? Boss Man should be upset if he finds out like this." .”

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