Serving Master Tianshi

Although Zheng Gaoqiu has always claimed that his premonition will never go wrong, but a month has passed, the surroundings of Yan Yan and Li Nan are still calm and there is no abnormality.And because of the existence of fierce ghosts, the evil spirit is too heavy, and even the ghosts who are often seduced by Tengen's smell to "smell the smell" on weekdays are much less.

The comfortable autumn is as short-lived as a flash in the pan. Li Nan has not enjoyed the lukewarm light sweater for two days, but in the blink of an eye, he shivered and put on the padded jacket.

Words and deeds Yan has spent more than ten years playing truant, ignorant and incompetent. As a result, as long as he skips class during this period, within 10 minutes, he will be turned back to the classroom by the ruthless teacher Zheng, and he will be crushed to death in the first row of the lecture theater Zheng Gaoqiu was still sitting in the private seat in the center, and he still had to linger in the classroom, monitoring Yan's study at all times, and if he found any misbehavior, he would be punished immediately on the spot.

These days of dire straits are like dreaming back to the third year of high school.

"My career in this life is determined to be dead. It is definitely a celestial master. I went to this university just to deceive people. I said that Mr. Zheng——"

"It's not negotiable." Zheng Gaoqiu said righteously: "It has nothing to do with what you want to do in the future, but because in learning, you will gradually accumulate and develop innovative consciousness and thinking, and you can also cultivate and develop your own. Talent, skill and intelligence. If you don't - if you give up your studies - then you're not only giving up on yourself, you're giving up on your country. (*)"

Words and deeds Yan: "..."

Words and deeds Yan silently borrowed Li Nan's notebook and pen, and stopped talking in class honestly. He didn't understand why his previous self had a brain twitch and wanted to reason with a senior teacher.

However, when Yan Yan was suffering, Li Nan was sitting in the third-to-last row of golden seats, secretly eating breakfast with other boys, they exchanged newly purchased game discs, and borrowed from each other from other teachers in other classes The mid-term focus of today's first class started with laughter.

Taking advantage of Zheng Gaoqiu's immersion in the ocean of knowledge, Yan turned his head to look at Li Nan again and again, and all he saw were scenes of Li Nan having a good chat with his classmates. 'The girl in question went all the way to find someone to change her seat, she sat directly behind Li Nan within a quarter of an hour, and then she found some reason to start talking to Li Nan.

Words and deeds Yan was so angry that he took out his mobile phone and was about to send a message to Li Nan, but his fingers stayed on the keyboard for a few seconds, and he turned seven or eight hundred plans in his head, but he couldn't find a suitable sentence to express his dissatisfaction , to call back Li Nan's attention.

"..." He turned his head again, looking past row after row of unknown people, focusing on the face that would appear in his dream and linger in his mind.

Li Nan laughed lightly, as if his eyelashes trembled because he heard something funny, his lips were a little chapped, probably because the weather in early winter was too dry, and Li Nan didn't have the habit of applying lip balm.

Yan Yan couldn't help licking the corners of his lips. He wanted to buy a lip balm for Li Nan. When Li Nan's lips were nourished and red and moist, he kissed him again. Maybe it would be a soft and refreshing mint flavor. If you are a bit more wicked, you can also buy him a strawberry scented one, and then kiss Li Nan again, and you will definitely be able to eat the warm and tender strawberry flavor in your mouth.

"...What are you thinking?" Zheng Gaoqiu floated upside down in front of Yan Xingyan with a livid face. The latter suddenly woke up from his daydream, and waved Li Gui away angrily.

Words and deeds Yan lowered his voice and reprimanded: "It's none of your business...don't talk to me, I want to study."

"Anyway, you can't learn it..." Zheng Gaoqiu was not angry at being so slighted and disrespected by the juniors, he slowly straightened his body, his movements were as slow as every old man, his words and deeds curled up , looking impatiently at him floating to his side, he wanted to ignore this ghostly old man who still didn't forget to teach and educate people to meddle in other people's business after death, but he didn't expect Zheng Gaoqiu's words in the next second to defeat him.

"You like that kid, haven't you caught up yet?"

"..." Yan Xingyan suddenly opened his eyes wide, his lips trembled, and he looked as if he was going to run away in anger in the next second.But it's still class time, he can't speak and move as he wants like Li Gui, so even if his mind is directly pierced, he has no choice but to endure the urge to ask how you know.

After the most surprised second, Yan Xingyan calmed down instead, and he smiled softly: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

"I'm talking nonsense? I have hundreds of students who have a puppy crush. Just your thoughts are clearly written on your face. I don't understand anything."

Yan Yan choked for a moment, and muttered tacitly: "...Then why doesn't he understand?"

"You silly boy, you're going to be eaten to death by him." Zheng Gaoqiu seemed to have thought of something interesting, and even his expression became gentle. There are not many memories that can make him feel warm, and it is precisely because of this that he looks more tender. valuable. "My family, Cici, also had a puppy crush. When she was in junior high school, she liked the little girl with good grades at the same table. Her mother and I gave her the idea of ​​how to chase her."

Zheng Gaoqiu narrowed his eyes reminiscently, "But that girl rejected Sissi, haha, Sissy cried all day because of this..."

Words and deeds Yan turned his face slightly, looked into Zheng Gaoqiu's disappointed eyes, "Your daughter... also likes the same sex."

"Yeah, I didn't understand it at first. It was her mother who did the ideological work for me, talking about gender equality, and I am an old antique decades behind the times." Zheng Gaoqiu smiled and shook his head with inexplicable bitterness in his eyes. , "They are really very good... they are very good women, they deserve peace and joy, and they can spend this life smoothly and worry-free..."

"..." Yan Xingyan looked at him quietly and didn't speak, but Zheng Gaoqiu adjusted his mood very quickly. He was still alive for decades of pain, coupled with the horrific torture in purgatory after death, he He has already honed a strong heart, he has not forgotten the pain and hatred, but he will not blindly immerse himself in the pain.His memory is full of gentle and delicate flashes, but only decisiveness and slaughter remain in his actions.

"The teacher suggests that you...you can hit a straight ball." Zheng Gaoqiu suddenly brought the topic back to Yan Xingyan, "Confess to Li Nan."

"No." Words and deeds Yan vetoed without thinking, "This matter must be done slowly, not in a hurry."

"Why? College is the easiest time for boys and girls to fall in love. Take your time here. If one day he falls in love with a beautiful girl, it will be too late."

"How can it be so fast... I am close to the water, so don't I have the advantage over them?"

"Love is such a mysterious thing...for example, the girl behind Li Nan is very good..."

Hearing this, Yan Yan ignored the eyes of the teacher talking on the podium, and looked back at a speed that could almost break his neck. On the third-to-last row of seats, Li Nan actually leaned back on the back of the chair, Looking at a mobile phone with a beautiful woman with fluttering hair, there is still a smile on the corner of the lips.

Words and deeds Yan - words and deeds Yan patted the desktop bitterly, except for attracting the attention of the surrounding students, Li Nan, who was thousands of miles away, had nothing to investigate.

"This is your mink?" Li Nan returned the phone to the classmate behind him, "It's very beautiful."

"That's right." The girl said excitedly: "Her name is Kaka. She just turned two years old three days ago. Your family's mink is male, right? Is there a chance to introduce them to each other?"

Li Nan couldn't help laughing even more heartily, "Fengli is only half a year old, is this about a sibling relationship?" While speaking, his little finger suddenly moved, and Li Nan's smile froze at the corner of his lips. He lowered his head, just in time I saw my little finger move several times in disobedience.

"..." Li Nan silently covered the disobedient little finger with the other hand, raised his head, and followed the direction guided by the red line to look at the position engraved in his blood heart, his words and deeds turned his back He lowered his head slightly, as if he was listening to the lecture, but his mischievous and non-stop movement clearly told him that Yan Yan was making trouble.

Three seconds later, Li Nan decided to move back. He pulled the red line, two light and one heavy. In fact, there was never any secret code between them, but they had a strange tacit understanding with each other, knowing that this was asking: What are you going to do?

Li Nan took out his mobile phone and checked the dialog box with Yan Yan, but the other party didn't send him a message.What the hell is this guy doing?Li Nan clenched his fingers that were almost trembling like Parkinson's, and quickly sent a message to Yan Xingyan.

I'm so sweet: If you don't listen to the class seriously, Teacher Zheng can't control you anymore?

I'm good at it: Yo, isn't this a good student, Li Nan, why is he still gossiping in class?

I am so good: I can guarantee that my final grade in this course will not be lower than 90, can you?

I'm fine:...

I'm good: Believe it or not, I'll kill you

I'm so sweet: I'm waiting for you on the bed

I'm fine:...

"Who does it and who doesn't know?" Li Nan felt it was inappropriate to delete all the words after typing here, and changed it to: See if there is still space over there, I will sit next to you after class is over.

"Huh." Finally, Yan Yan couldn't help but raised the corners of his lips, and returned a 'this is more or less' to Li Nan.Zheng Gaoqiu, who was forced to watch the elementary school students fall in love, couldn't help but also smiled. He sighed and floated into the air to continue listening to the teacher. He loved the classroom and lecture hall, and also loved this rare peace.

Today is a full class, and it was not until after lunch that Li Nan and Yan Xingyan returned home with a few bags of snacks to take away. Before opening the door, Zheng Gaoqiu suddenly became aware of something. Yan's eyes flickered, and he immediately put the plastic bag on the corner of the wall, and then took off the blindfold and drew the flute and sword in one go. Li Nan held the pen and the red rope that had been in his pocket, and looked warily at the empty place. behind.

Ten seconds later, the door opened from the inside. Zheng Gaoqiu held a bluish-white ball of hair in one hand, and asked gloomyly, "What is this?"

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Nan without a conscience: I don't know anything.

Only wolf-hearted Yan: Trash, throw it away.

(*) The previous words are excerpted from the translation of Obama's speech hhhhh