Serving Master Tianshi

"What kind of couple are you talking about...huh?" Li Nan immediately realized after asking the question. He and Yan Xingyan were married in the underworld. In the eyes of Heiwuchang, aren't they the most legitimate couple?

He lowered his head to look at Yan Yan, who was still lingering in his arms. After the man met his eyes, he looked away as if he had been burned, but in the blink of an eye, the black pupil stared back forcefully. as much.Li Nan had no time to analyze Yan's mental journey at the moment, he just resolutely fooled Hei Wuchang and said: "No, most couples don't reconcile as quickly as we do."

"why?"

"Because we have a good relationship."

"How good is it?"

"...very, very good."

"for example."

"Master Bai Wuchang asked you to tell these things!"

Hei Wuchang nodded, and then said: "He said no."

Li Nan: "..."

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The route given by Inu Lao is very simple: go straight along the main road of the ghost city, and when you reach the boundary with a wide field of vision, continue to go south, and soon you will see the canopy of Yingfengjun.

Along the way, Li Nan personally felt the lofty status and prestige of Hei Wuchang. One after another, ghosts in human form, animal form, or half-human and half-animal form wrestled flatly, or pointed sharply because of seeing Hei Wuchang. Called to escape, occasionally bold and trembling offering all kinds of food, drinks, gifts, like not wanting money to join Hei Wuchang.

On the way, an overly excited female ghost howled loudly: "Isn't that Mr. Heiwuchang?!" In an instant, there was no sound around Heiwuchang, as if a hydrogen bomb had exploded, but these ghosts were reluctant to leave, and they all surrounded him. Ten meters away with Heiwuchang as the center, ghosts from afar kept coming in after hearing the news, and it was full of ghosts for a while.

Li Nan and Yan Xingyan are like the two leading bodyguards of the big star Hei Wuchang, only the big brother and the black suit are missing. They kept yelling: "Excuse me, excuse me!" "Don't get in the way!" !" "Go away! Don't let me draw my sword again!"

When they reached what seemed to be the open area in the mouth of the dog, the ghost group finally did not dare to follow, and Zhizhi watched from a distance behind him.Finding that he finally got rid of those eager gazes, even Hei Wuchang heaved a sigh of relief, Li Nan only felt that he had lost three catties, and his words and deeds even made his shoes fall off his feet.

Saying goodbye to the fanatical star-chasers, the three of them took a short rest and then headed south. As Inu Lao said, after only 5 minutes, they saw the lush green sycamore branches not far away...

And the dark crowd of ghosts.

Li Nan originally thought that the ghost market was already lively enough, but he didn't expect that the long trade road only carried half of the crowd, while the other half were all crowded around Yingfengjun.

Although it was unexpected, since there is an omniscient sycamore tree that can answer anyone's questions, it is reasonable that half of the people who enter the ghost market come for it. After all, who would not have an answer in their hearts? What about the question?

"You said later, if I ask how to solve the problem of environmental pollution and energy depletion on the earth, how will Yingfeng-jun answer?"

"Yingfengjun will kill you." Li Nan looked into the distance, and was surprised to find that the vast sea of ​​ghosts was not a chaotic and random crowd, but an orderly long dragon after another. They coiled and folded to make the most of All the areas in this white sand that can stand or float.

As for Li Nan, Yan Yan, and Hei Wuchang who just arrived here, they were at the end of this endless line, and they had mixed feelings in their hearts.

"...I don't know why I suddenly remembered the summer vacation of the fifth grade of elementary school. My parents took me to visit the Great Wall." Li Nan sighed, and Yan Yan laughed, "The last time you said this was when we were married."

"Have it?"

"Just in front of the Naihe Bridge."

"I seem to have a little impression..."

"As soon as you finished speaking, you were caught and ravaged by the evil ghost in your dream."

"Tsk."

Heiwuchang silently followed behind the two of them like a deep and majestic shadow. Even though Li Nan deliberately asked him some questions from time to time, trying to make Heiwuchang have a sense of presence, no matter how hard he tried, the Master Ghost Envoy would always Silence immediately followed by memorized short answers to questions.

The endless line gave Li Nan and Yan Xingyan a long time to talk nonsense, and Yan Xingyan even wanted to go back and steal a small bench to sit and wait, "When do you think we will be able to line up?"

"Look at the speed at which this team moves... At least nine hours."

"But the key is that even if we ask where the comb is, we still have to find it. If we want to pay for it, then we have to find a way to raise money."

"Maybe we should split up, leave one person in line, and the others go earn money first."

"How to earn, you should think of a way first?"

"...Maybe we can borrow money under the name of Hei Wuchang." Li Nan glanced carefully at Hei Wuchang after speaking. The other party was slowly sharpening his nails with the blade of a palm-sized sickle. Heiwuchang lifted his eyelids, his pitch-black eyes were purer and deeper than the night sky, looking cold and inhuman.

The voice of their communication is very low and light, and other people can't hear what they are talking about logically, but the hearing of ghosts is very good. Just when the word "black impermanence" was exposed in the air, it caused several ghosts in front of the team They turned their heads one after another and looked at these two unreasonable guys who dared to discuss ghosts in broad daylight. After realizing that they were actually two humans, the ghosts took a few more glances with interest.

However, after just a few more glances, they were horrified to find the man standing behind the human beings. He was too tall, with a stern face, dressed in black clothes, and the sickle hanging on his chest showed his identity. On the bright side.

"Heihehei...Master Heiwuchang." The ghost closest to him was so frightened that his head rolled from his neck to his feet. Li Nan was already surprised by the scene of "I was so scared that my head fell off" No wonder, Yan Yan helped it pick up its head indifferently, dusted off the ashes, and put it back on his neck.

"Heiwuchang?!" "What?!" "Where!!!"...

One after another, ghosts jumped up like waves, their hands and feet flying around in fright, or their eyes popping out in horror. There was even a hanged ghost biting his own tongue, and black blood swelled everywhere.

In Li Nan's mind, the cold-faced Heiwuchang in the mythology has almost ruined his image when he half-suggested and half-obscuredly snatched his Hellokitty Polaroid, but for other Heiwuchang who personally held a sickle hook For ghosts who have entered the path of reincarnation, especially some ghosts who are lucky enough to see Heiwuchang enforce the law to eliminate evil spirits, Heiwuchang will always be an existence they respect and fear.

The ghost that had reassembled its head still hadn't healed its stutter, "Hei Wu Wu Wu Chang is big... man, you, come to find Ying Feng Jun... huh?"

Hei Wuchang lowered his head slightly with his face unchanged, looking at the ghost, before his dark red pupils were fully focused, the ghost was like a mouse seeing a cat, with vigorous water vapor all over his body, crying and saying: "My lord, I, I won't ask anymore, you, you, you, come in front of me."

The ghost standing in front of it was not a calm ghost, it was like being forced into a time bomb in his arms, and it was tremblingly handed over to the next person, and it went around to the distance with the decapitated ghost .

In the next second, the group of ghosts in front of the three receded like a tide, and in the blink of an eye, they gave way to a wide road leading directly to the front.When queuing up, they fold and line up, but when retreating, they straightly give way. It is simply the top treatment that can only be enjoyed by purchasing a diamond VIP.

"Please."

"Master Heiwuchang, please."

"Your Excellency has something important to ask, please hurry up."

……

Hei Wuchang's work is still an eight-hour work schedule, not to mention holidays. He never has any rest time, and his personal physique does not need to rest at all.So for other ghosts, being able to force Hei Wuchang to let go of the questions that lead the way and come here to ask questions is definitely a major matter related to the life and death of the underworld, and they must give way no matter what.

Li Nan and Yande Yan jumped in the front row inexplicably, and didn't stop until they were in front of the sycamore tree. Even the fox ghost with half of its paw in the front stepped into the shade of the tree abruptly stopped, and lined up obediently. Arrived behind Hei Wuchang.

A large number of ghosts stared at them eagerly, their ears reaching to the sky, trying to get a glimpse of the tip of the iceberg of the question that Heiwuchang wanted to ask.

But the reality is doomed to disappoint them. Hei Wuchang not only did nothing, but helped Li Nan and the banquet completely and even beyond the limit, and he was going to keep doing nothing like this.

Amid all the fiery attention of the ghosts, Heiwuchang watched Li Nan and Yandeyan step into the shade of the plane tree, while he walked aside to turn the sickle into a prototype, and rested with his eyes closed.

"..." "???"

"What do you want to ask?" Just when Li Nan and Yan Deyan were covered in the shade of the tree, a bird with golden and red feathers emerged from the dense branches and landed on the branch closest to them. On the head, Li Nan subconsciously thought that it was the Yingfeng Lord they were looking for, but before he could speak, he was interrupted by words and deeds: "This is a Chongming bird, it should not be Yingfeng Lord."

"..."

Seeing that Li Nan was confused, he explained in words and deeds: "Chongming is a mythical beast that looks like a chicken. Look carefully at its eyes. There are two eyeballs inside."

Li Nan immediately widened his eyes to look at the number of Chongming Bird's eyes without being rude, and Chongming Bird also raised his neck proudly and said proudly: "Of course I won't be my master, you guys... Humanity."

"..." Li Nan was sure that there must be some derogatory adjective in the pause of Chongming Bird's words, but since it didn't say it, he didn't bother to care about it, "I'm sorry, we have a question for your master, what should I do? ?”

"Hmph, don't you even know this? It's really...human."

"..." Li Nan raised his eyebrows slightly, and took half a step back to give way to his unfavorable words and deeds. The latter raised the end of his eyebrows on the other side, and said in a cold voice: "It's my first time here, I don't know, Where is your master?"

"Where is my master, can you ask such questions? You ignorant..."

A bamboo sword was held at Chongmingniao's throat, and he threatened with words and deeds: "Do you dare to finish?"

The Chongming Bird has probably never met anyone who dared to gesticulate it with a sword. It screamed meaninglessly excitedly and flapped its wings frantically, which made it easy for Li Nan to see the two eyes in each of its beast pupils. pupil.

Its feathers quickly turned from golden to fiery red, like a burning flame, and the whole body of the bird exuded a scorching temperature, as if it would breathe fire or explode in the next second.The banquet of words and deeds protected Li Nan to take two steps back slightly, calling out the reason why he dared to be so domineering: "Heiwu—"

Before the word Chang was formed, a lump of crystal clear resin suddenly fell from the tree, which caught off guard and wrapped the flammable and explosive Chongming bird. Li Nan even vaguely heard the sound of the flames being extinguished instantly.

At the same time, a bright yellow sycamore leaf dangled from the tree and landed on Li Nan's shoulder. He picked it up strangely, and there was a neat row of small characters on the leaf:

'First of all, please forgive the rudeness of a young bird less than half a year old.

Secondly, descendants of Tengen, I invited you and your friends ashore without saying hello, because I was so excited, I have not seen the descendants of that gentleman for nearly 300 years!

Anyway, I'm here to apologize to you.Since you have come here, you must have something you want to know. Just ask, write the question on my leaf, and when it withers and falls, the answer will appear on the back of the question.

Yingfeng Jun'

Because the first gentleman they met was a pine tree in body, but in human form to the outside world, Li Nan and Yan Yan were preconceived, thinking that Lord Yingfeng was also in the form of a sycamore tree, but in fact he was in the form of a human.

"What did you write?" Words and deeds felt that it hurts to stare at the small words, so after waiting for a while, he asked Li Nan to tell the story.Li Nan looked at the branches quietly falling in front of his eyes, and explained: "First, the Chongming wrapped in resin on the ground is only six months old... No wonder I saw the shadow of Fengli on it."

Words, deeds, and thoughts habitually go astray: "...Does the sycamore tree have resin?"

"I don't know...Maybe Mr. Song sent him?"

"...What about the second?"

"Secondly, Mr. Yingfeng caused us to come to the ghost market. I guessed from his few words that he had a good relationship with a real Tengen, and Aiwujiwu also had a good impression of me."

"..." Yan Yan put the bamboo flute back into his waist, "I feel that we are a bit wronged, at least I am wronged."

"Third," Li Nan took out the signature pen from his pocket, and his eyes fell on the sycamore leaf at the tip of the branch that was almost no different from the palm of his hand, "I know how to ask him questions."

The banquet of words and deeds knew the way to ask almost the moment Li Nan's eyes fell, he snatched the pen from Li Nan's hand, and then gently pushed him away with his shoulder, "Since it's my soul, let me ask, Quickly think about what to ask for the question that belongs to you.”

After finishing speaking, Yan Yan immediately wrote on the leaves, not giving Li Nan a chance to compete.Li Nan looked helplessly at the banquet of words and deeds and wrote down stroke by stroke: Where is the comb Mr. Song wants?He smiled and said, "I have nothing to ask..."

"That's because you want to ask too much, and you just can't think of what to ask for a while." Yan Yan looked very understanding, he put back the cap of the pen, and twirled the pen with five fingers nimbly, "I'll remind you a little bit, just For example, how old can you live, what job is the most suitable for you, how can you be worth more than [-] million, what is the name of the person who will marry you..."

This is the question that Yan Yanwan wants to know and fears the most, so as soon as he said it, he quickly speeded up his speech and gave other suggestions: "Is there any bloody disaster recently, is there any villain causing trouble recently, how to get promoted overnight, how to become a Representatives of the National People's Congress..."

"Stop, the water meter will be checked if you continue talking." Before Li Nan could think about what to ask, Yingfeng Jun took the initiative to hand over the branches and leaves, and put a green palm in front of Li Nan's eyes.

"Hahaha." Yan Yan laughed. He gently picked off the withered leaves in his hand, and then deliberately approached Li Nan, leaning half of his body on his shoulder, "What do you want to ask?"

"I really have nothing to ask...or else..."

"I'll go to your uncle's pine-jun!!!"

Li Nan's words were interrupted by a hysterical roar, he was stunned for a moment, and then saw Yan Xingyan gritted his teeth and looked at the back of the sycamore leaf, his face full of wishing to crush people to ashes.

His roar not only startled Li Nan, but also called Hei Wuchang who was taking a nap at the side. Hei Wuchang appeared behind the two of them out of thin air. read:

"The comb is in Mr. Song's hands."

Li Nan: "..."

Li Nan: "Go to your uncle."

After scolding, Li Nan found that he only felt the anger of being teased, but he was not surprised at all, as if it was strange that Mr. Song didn't play with them like this.

Hei Wuchang looked at the two young people venting emotionlessly, and asked after a few seconds: "Now that you have the answer, why don't you go?"

"Li Nan still has a question I haven't asked," Yan Yan looked at him, "By the way, is there anything Master Heiwuchang wants to ask? It's rare to come to the ghost market. If I don't ask this time, I'm afraid I won't have another chance." .”

"Nothing to ask." No matter what Hei Wuchang said, his tone of voice seemed to be on the same level. It was hard to imagine that if he was emotional or panicked, the feast of words and deeds began to use his intelligence and wisdom to give constructive suggestions , "Don't you want to know how to meet Bai Wu?"

"I see." Hei Wuchang actually gave such an answer. He took out a photo from his arms in the surprised eyes of Li Nan and Yan Deyan. It showed a person wearing a white sweater and white linen pants with a gentle face A man like water, with a serene smile on his face that is lighter and more pure than a cloud, his black and white eyes are staring straight ahead, as if he is pouring out some words that are deeply buried in his heart.

Li Nan was startled, "This is Master Bai Wuchang?" That black-hearted man with a long tongue and a dead face, who always frightens people?

Heiwuchang nodded mildly, then quickly hid the photo, "Xiaobai told me not to show it to you."

"We have already seen it, slightly!" Yan Yan shouted fearlessly, while Li Nan was very curious about how Hei Wuchang did it. Hei Wuchang explained: "I burned the Polaroid to one of my subordinates. The Ghost of the Underworld is on vacation, after it took Xiaobai's photo, it took the opportunity to go to work, brought the photo back to the human world, and then handed it to me... To be honest, I didn't expect it to be successful."

"It's not easy." Li Nan sighed, and he couldn't help crying for the strong socialist brotherhood between black and white.

The words and deeds were extravagant and said: "Master Heiwuchang, if you don't need it, why don't you ask me a question? Just ask where the ghost in City A is now?"

"In S City, possessed by a disabled beggar named Zhao Xi." Hei Wuchang replied naturally, "Why do you ask this?"

Banquet of words and deeds: "..."

Banquet of words and deeds: "Yes! The ghosts sent by your underworld, if you go crazy and slaughter innocent living people, you will be responsible for tracking down and beheading them, so you must know their whereabouts!"

Heiwuchang was silent for a few seconds, then said indifferently: "... Xiaobai said you are a fool."

"Who knows what you said or Bai Wuchang said!!"

Li Nan had a flash of inspiration in such a noisy situation, and asked a very serious question: "Master Heiwuchang, do you know where the ghost Chen's daughter who regards Xiaobai as an enemy is now?"

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It’s like this, I didn’t apply for the list for too long, I thought the deadline was tomorrow, I thought that there were still three chapters of 9000 words, and 4500 words a day was enough.

Received a private message in the morning, today is the deadline, I still have two chapters of 6000 words? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Maybe if you don’t push yourself, you won’t know where your limit is...