Serving Master Tianshi

Regardless of why a female ghost is named Tony... Even if Li Nan studied hard for three years, kept his ears shut and only read the college entrance examination books, he still knew that "Teacher Tony" represented a barber.

Yan Xingyan narrowed his eyes and recognized for three seconds, "Tony Zhang." Finally, Yan Xingshan pointed out the name of the female ghost in his mirror: "Tony Li."

"Zhang Li Liu Wang four big Tonys?" Li Nan endured his nausea and continued to observe the multi-jointed female ghosts in the mirror. Although they were dressed sexy and coquettish, they were all so thin that only their bones remained. Sense of sight, no sense of beauty.

Even the words and deeds of Yan, who was thin and bony due to the lack of a soul, are much better than them. Thinking of this, Li Nan couldn't help but look back at the words and deeds Yan.Because he ate the ghost that the ghost master gave him by mistake, the ghost gradually turned into a human soul through nourishment, and Yan Yan and his two bodies were the same soul. After half a year, he gained a lot of weight. Well, nowadays, both the face and the figure are very eye-catching.

His thoughts stopped abruptly when Li Nan met Yan Xingyan's black and red ghost eyes, and Yan Xingyan looked away in a panic the next second, leaving Li Nan's mind blank for a moment, and then a moment later came out in a daze. Absurd thought: Could it be that he has been looking at me just now?

"..." No, why are you so gay all of a sudden? ? ?Li Nan shook his head violently, expelling the gay thoughts from his mind.

"You say..." Tao Quan turned around and said, "Would you wait for the next four Tonys to disappear suddenly, and then a row of rushing questions will appear on the mirror: Excuse me! What is Li Tony's favorite color?"

"Do you think it's a celebrity reality show?" Words and deeds smiled, "If you lose, you will be punished with an acupressure board."

Words and deeds Yan corrected: "Are you sure it's not a punishment for standing upside down and dipping your head in black water?"

"Hey..." Li Nan immediately showed a look of unbearable thought, as if he had been subjected to such torture.Tao Quan firmly believed in his conjecture, and fixed his eyes on his Liu Tony, vowing to write down the number of hairs.

Wang Tony in front of Li Nan had an unusually long chin, as if the bones of both cheeks were cut off with a knife and spliced ​​​​on the lower jaw. He looked up and down for a while, and felt really nauseous. over the body.

Turning this way, he happened to see Yan Xingyan sharpening his knife and about to smash the mirror with a sword, Li Nan hurriedly stopped him loudly: "Yan Xingyan, don't move around, when the black water calms down and the ghost in the mirror appears Consistent. Maybe you break the mirror, and the black water will creep up from the chair and engulf you."

"Then what should I do? I can't see what else I can do now other than breaking the mirror... It can't be applauding for this wonderful dance performance?" Jian, Li Nan pursed his lips, and provided a magical idea: "Zhao Qian, Sun Li, Zhou Wu, King Zheng, Feng Chen, Chuwei, Jiang Chen, Han Yang, Zhu Qin Youxu, He Lu Shizhang. According to hundreds of schools If you arrange them in order of surnames, Li is the first one, that is, my cousin is the first to send... Cough, let's try."

"Fuck!" Yan Yan scolded his mother sadly and angrily, "Why do you let me go up and sell it first? I don't want to get into black water in my head, isn't Yanyan unable to bear this damned female ghost long ago, Yanyan go up!"

Words and deeds Yan is not a fool, he said blankly: "Well, let's vote with a show of hands, the minority obeys the majority." Before he finished speaking, he and Li Nan raised their hands one after another. Both of them were wearing the same clothes, so they hurriedly looked to their old Taotou for help.

"Wow, this man is very proficient in reciting a hundred family names. He looks like a senior intellectual who has read books." Unexpectedly, Tao, the hope of the whole village, was very off-point. Said to Li Nan: "But if you can recite all the way to Liu's surname, I will really admire you."

"Liu ranks 192nd, Zuwu Fu Liu, Jing Zhan Shulong." Li Nan showed his high-quality college entrance examination students who know astronomy and geography. Tao Quan immediately raised his hand, "Let the most useless words and deeds Good to send!"

Good words and deeds: "..."

Angrily, he took the bamboo sword thrown by the banquet of words and deeds, and stabbed it viciously into the mirror.The expected crisp cracking sound did not appear, and the mirror suddenly became very elastic, denting with the piercing of the sword tip, replaced by a sound that seemed to be a water polo being punctured, and the soft mirror surface suddenly collapsed, Words and deeds Shan just felt something wrong and frowned, the next moment he was splashed with black water on his face.

The sticky black water was in the form of jelly, and it directly stuck my cousin's limbs to the mirror, making him unable to move.What was even more tragic was that the red hair on Yan Xingshan's head and his face were covered with black water, and only the left eyeball was still exposed and barely able to turn. The whole car accident scene was horrible and suffocating.

"All of this is false." The tone of Yan Yan's words and deeds was rare and calm. He stood on a chair, trying to save his words and deeds, "Cousin, remember, all of this is false, nothing happened, just Your senses have been deceived by dreams."

Words and deeds turned his eyes wildly twice, and Tao Quan translated: "It's easy to say, but it's hard to do."

"...Then he's hopeless, so let's just be trapped like this." Yan Yanyan shifted his gaze not far away to look at Li Nan who was lost in thought when he said good deeds, "Li Nan, the order of the hundred family names seems to be wrong. Either. Or the mirror shouldn't have been broken at all."

"Imitate the female ghost's movements and dance on the chair?" Tao Quan looks very intelligent and quick-witted, but his temperament is completely opposite, jumping out, and the key point is talkative, "Barber shop, dancing female ghost, Hmm... By the way, do you know that many red-light districts operate skin and meat businesses under the guise of hair salons, is the wild ghost hinting at this information? The reason why he came to S province should be... to be sold to hair salons as MB!"

Words and deeds pouted in disgust, "I didn't expect you to be quite proficient, and you had experience in the early years?... But haven't you seen the fat and round appearance of wild ghosts? Is it that MB is popular now?"

"You said that people are not much better if they are fat and round, okay?! If I were a wild ghost, I would drown you in black water now."

Li Nan: "Cough."

"If I'm going to drown, I'll drown you first."

Li Nan: "Ahem!"

"Come on, if you can count down to three two one, let's dance together to see who dies first."

The two 17-year-old and 20-year-old men spat at each other without any generation gap, even though Li Nan coughed and broke his throat, Li Nan was indifferent, but in desperation, Li Nan had to interrupt loudly: "Have you ever heard a song, the lyrics are... ..."

It seems that because the song is too shameful, Li Nan couldn't sing it out, so he just uttered the lyrics like he said: "Your father always said that I am useless, so I learned to wash, cut and play from Master Wang, and he won't come again Break us up."

"..." "..."

As soon as the lyrics were finished, the audience fell into a long silence. Time passed quietly, and a blush gradually climbed up Li Nan's cheeks. Finally, he couldn't help but gritted his teeth and asked, "Haven't you heard it?"

The words and deeds on the mirror blinked desperately, not knowing what it meant, but unfortunately none of the other three people noticed him.

"Pfft." I don't know who leaked a snicker, but when Li Nan raised his head in embarrassment, he saw only two serious faces, and Yan Yan nodded expressionlessly: "I heard, talking about killing horses." Special and washing, cutting and blowing... Do you think it has something to do with this?"

Tao Quan also nodded solemnly, "It's very possible that our current hairstyle looks like four killers."

"I remember... in the following lines, there are Coke, Fanta and Wanglaoji. Look at the black and sticky water under our feet. Does it look like a carbonated drink without bubbles?"

Tao Quan was simply amazed at Li Nan's association ability, "Are you making it up?!" He caught a glimpse of the words and deeds on the mirror from the corner of his eye and blinked frantically again, and Tao Quan analyzed from the frequency: "Kidd seems to agree with your idea very much. View."

"He may have accidentally ate a little black water just now, and found it sweet." Li Nan squatted down, stretched his fingers down and then retracted them, not trying hard enough, "There is a key character in this song: Master Wang, so I judged that the correct one should be my mirror with Wang Tony."

As soon as the voice fell, as if to prove that Li Nan's guess was correct, the female ghosts in the mirror changed again. They no longer stood on the ground and twisted their bodies with their teeth and claws, but changed to...

Twisting its body with teeth and claws on a large round stone plate.

The expression on Li Nan's face instantly changed from the joy of guessing to speechless, his words and deeds frowned, and said what was in his heart for him: "What is this wild ghost thinking every day?" He sighed in a very admiring tone: "As expected of a ghost dream, everything is so chaotic and unreasonable. Open your eyes, open your eyes...

Let me guess what it's trying to tell us... Well, I learned to perm my head with Master Wang, and then Master Wang danced on my grave? "

Yan Yan couldn't bear his words and deeds: "Your grave looks like this?!"

"Didn't Li Nan say to learn to associate!!"

Li Nan, who was squatting on a chair to watch the song and dance performance, quickly put himself aside: "I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense."

Tao Quan opened his mouth and was about to speak, when he caught sight of something out of the corner of his eye, and said urgently with the tip of his tongue: "Stop talking nonsense, solve the riddle quickly, Ah Shan is already dead, they are all rolling their eyes there!!"

In fact, Li Nan has been carefully observing the newly-appeared round stone plate, and his thoughts became clearer after his ears were quiet.

"Have you brought any money? Renminbi or Ming coins are fine." He asked suddenly, and the other two hummed in confusion. Tao Quan asked, "Why do you mention this?"

Yan Yan didn't ask any more questions, but directly took out the wallet from his pocket, folded a one-hundred-yuan banknote into a thousand paper cranes, made a seal with one hand, and drove the thousand paper cranes to flap their wings slowly, aiming at the Fly in the south direction.

"Don't you all see that this disc is a stone mill?" Li Nan pointed the mirror, "Ghost, mill, there is a saying called——"

"Money can make ghosts grind." Yan Xingyan took his words, Li Nan looked into his eyes, and the two looked at each other and smiled. For a moment, Tao Quan suddenly felt that he was a bit redundant, he shouldn't be on the chair, It should be at the bottom of the black water with good words and deeds.

As the paper money got closer and closer, the speed of the female ghost's twisting gradually accelerated. At the moment Li Nan completely pasted the money on the mirror, the female ghost king Tony jumped off the stone mill, hugged the stone mill with three arms, He abruptly raised the millstone, and then slammed it viciously in the direction of the mirror.

Li Nan subconsciously dodged to the side, just hid in a warm embrace, and then raised his eyes, the grotesque dream scene suddenly disappeared, the bright sunlight dispelled all the darkness, he was in the car of his cousin, There was a person under him.

Yan Xingyan also opened his eyes at this time, the eyepatch still covered his human eyes, and the blood-red ghost eyes looked at the person in his arms in a daze.Li Nan felt the hands around his back tightened, and then suddenly let go in the next second. Yan Xingyan completely opened his eyes, and his eyes were clear.

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Chapter 1551 A Shameful Chapter