Serving Master Tianshi

"Let's go to the restaurant mentioned last time later, shall we?"

"Oh, why did you forget..."

"Hahaha, I hate it so much, you actually deliberately teased me."

……

After just flipping through the seat, Li Nan didn't quite understand why he was forced to open his mouth and stuffed a lot of dog food. On the other hand, Yan Yan had already pulled the girl's pink backpack to check without any scruples. It was empty. He casually put the empty bag on the girl's face, and found an unrelated passenger's backpack. After opening it, he found that it was also empty.

"The wild ghost didn't reproduce the contents of the backpack, and the free books provided by the high-speed rail are all blank paper, which should be unimportant. It seems that we still have to think from the directly visible aspects of the outside world."

Facing the girl who was put in a sack because of Xiu Enai and was about to be beaten up, Li Nan coughed lowly, and advised with conscience: "...It's a bit too much."

"Huh?" Yan Xingyan used a bamboo sword to violently dismantle the cushion under the boy's ashes that spontaneously ignited, and the cotton springs bounced around. If a blood filter was added, it would be a slaughter scene. Li Nan immediately changed his words: "Nice job."

There was no abnormality under the seat, but the spontaneous combustion phenomenon continued. Three minutes later, a passenger in the distance was completely reduced to ashes in the fire. What does the person sitting here look like.

How could Li Nan give up such a good opportunity to run on Master Tianshi, he clicked his tongue twice and sighed, "It's a pity... Otherwise, maybe we have found the pattern."

"..." The banquet of words and deeds couldn't say anything without saying anything, I was just stupid and couldn't remember, so I had to walk to the empty seat with only ashes left.The person who disappeared this time was sitting near the aisle. On the left was an elderly lady who had lost most of her teeth and was sipping a piece of steamed cake.

Li Nan stood behind the banquet of words and deeds, knowing that their actions would not have any impact on the dummy in the dream, Li Nan looked at the old woman with confidence and boldness, and even broke off a small piece of cake and put it under his nose to sniff smell.

"...Are you hungry? You must be too hungry..." Yan Yan looked at him with an unbelievable expression, Li Nan shook his head, "It's original."

"what?"

"The cake is of the original flavor, but the package bag in the mother-in-law's hand says chocolate flavor." Li Nan picked up the brown-rimmed glasses on the small table, "And these are obviously a pair of men's glasses, I think this will disappear The most likely person is her wife."

At this moment, Gang Jing's words and deeds raised the bar forcefully, "Why can't it be her son?" Li Nan directly put his glasses on Yan's face, "Presbyopic glasses, your son wears these?"

He choked on words and deeds, took off his glasses and hummed, "Why can't my son wear reading glasses?" Li Nan patted the cake crumbs on his fingers, his long and thin eyelashes drooped, and his tone was very casual: " Yo, who was born with? Genes are so unique."

Banquet of words and deeds: "..."

"Huh?" Li Nan asked back with a low smile, his dark eyes suddenly raised, obviously it was the simplest and most common action, but it made the interested person see the taste of seduction.

"Well, you're a big head." Words and deeds turned into anger, he clenched his right fist fiercely, and pinched the temples of his reading glasses as a threat. Li Nan immediately changed the subject with a light cough, and said: "There is a young boy in front, and now it is An old man, is it because the order of spontaneous combustion is based on age?"

"This old lady is estimated to be seventy, and her wife's age will only increase and not decrease. According to your statement, the next one will be buried in the earth?"

Li Nan also thinks the possibility is unlikely, but now they don't have any other better ideas. In any case, it's better to search in a targeted manner than aimlessly. "See if there are any qualified candidates in this carriage." The target person."

Unexpectedly, on the high-speed rail, there was an old man of the right age, with gorgeous hair and so many folds on his face that he couldn't see where his eyes and mouth were. He was trembling on crutches. His great-grandson, very filial and lovely, showed him the crayon drawings he drew.

With a bang, Li Nan's eyes once again shone with crimson flames. This time, the flames were so close that he couldn't help stretching out his hand to explore. Even Li Nan couldn't keep up with his slapstick.

"Are you crazy?!" Li Nan quickly grabbed the claws of Yanyan's words and deeds, and he was relieved when he saw that there were no burns or red marks on them, "Even if it is fake, you can't act like this, what if you end up with some psychological trauma? manage?"

"Not hot."

"It's too late!"

"..." Yan Yan withdrew his hand uncomfortably, and his red eyes moved away, "It seems that you guessed wrong."

Hearing this, Li Nan nodded, and the passenger who spontaneously ignited was sitting behind the elderly man. He was a middle-aged man with poor quality, and he took off his leather shoes and put his stinky feet around, so Li Nan and Yan Yan were very impressed with him.

One side of his seat was empty, and on the other side was an aunt with hot chestnut hair and big waves. Her quality was not much better, and she was eating melon seeds on the high-speed rail, and the melon seeds were flying around.

"Husband, how is the price negotiation of the house you mentioned the day before yesterday going?"

"...Hurry up, my son is waiting for it."

"I know she's a prodigal bitch, there's nothing I can do about it, our son can't bear it, so he likes that little slut..."

Yan Yan folded his arms around his chest, leaned against the back of the chair and said coldly: "Is it really a family, if you don't enter a family..." Li Nan's eyes lit up, and he called out in surprise: "I see, Yan Yan , I know the pattern now! Couples, husbands and wives, these self-combustible people are all men with objects!"

"Really?" Yan Yan recalled the words and deeds carefully, but he couldn't find any rebuttal points, and even had a faint feeling in his heart: This should be the hunch of the correct answer.Li Nan raised his head and glanced at the seats of every person who disappeared, without exception, there was a woman sitting next to him, "We'll see if the next one can verify my guess."

Li Nan was a little worried that if the dream was dramatic enough, and the next person who spontaneously combusts becomes a single woman, then he can only honestly analyze the clues from the beginning, but fortunately things are not that complicated, and even the hints are getting more and more serious. Obviously, 3 minutes later, the person who spontaneously ignited was the father of a family of three standing at the junction of the carriages.

"It seems that my guess is right?" Li Nan walked to the location where the house ghost is in reality. In the dream, this place was empty, but his eyes were burning, as if he saw a ghost from the transparent air, stand right here.

"For lovers or couples who travel together, the male characters in them will all die. What do you want to express? ... The terror/elements/children who caused you to die focused on the killing of male labor, leaving women and children as hostages? You want us to help you Injustice cleared?"

Yan Xingyan walked slowly to Li Nan's side, and stood side by side with him, "What you describe is simply a part of foreign special effects action movie drama, which is unlikely to happen in the mainland."

"That's the propaganda/marketing/organization, which beats the men who resist until they become disabled and go begging on the street, leaving women and children to cheat and cheat for them."

"...With such a big brain, why don't you write a book?"

"I have been tricked into anthropology by you, and I am not allowed to have a rich imagination?"

Wild ghost: "..." Perhaps because he was dissatisfied with being ignored in front of him like this, the transparent air at the junction of the carriages gradually became cloudy and dark, like thick ink spilled in water, slowly condensing, showing the form of a person.

Eyes and pupils are loose, no lips, no hands, no feet, typical ghost form, since the wild ghost is willing to show up, Li Nan must have guessed what it wants to express the most, words and deeds pull people behind, the dark bamboo flute horizontally In the middle, keep the distance between the two parties, "Please describe in one sentence what you want us to help you, and write it down on paper."

"Ah, why did I forget it!" Li Nan said and hurried back to his seat, rummaged through his bag for his signature pen, and after a minute, he shouted anxiously: "...Words and deeds, It's gone, I clearly put it here."

"..." The blue veins on Yan's temples were throbbing, he took a deep breath, and asked in disbelief: "You actually left your natal magic weapon in your bag casually? You gave it to me when you entered the ghost dream." forget??"

Li Nan argued with a very guilty conscience: "Isn't it because I haven't encountered a ghost for half a month... There is no place to use a pen during the summer vacation, and then..."

"Then don't look for it, it must be angry and avoiding you on purpose, you'd better save your energy and think about how to coax it when you go out later."

Li Nan: "..."

Thinking that Li Nan lived to be 17 years old, his girlfriend hadn't coaxed him, but he had to rack his brains to apologize to a pen.

Now that they have lost the way to get it right in one step, Yan Xingyan and Li Nan can only continue to look at each other with wild ghosts to see if they have any other messages that can be conveyed in dreams.

However, at the moment when the time reached the 3-minute interval again, the wild ghost was suddenly wrapped in flames in front of Li Nan, and the cold flames without temperature rolled and burned, dancing wildly with the stagnant air.

Li Nan's expression changed from shock to calm, and he became speechless in a short while. His eyes had been on him all the time, and he took all the changes in Li Nan's expression into his eyes from the beginning to the end. He had a little ominous feeling. Premonition, "Uh...do you know what it's trying to say?"

"Banquet of words and deeds, do you know that every Valentine's Day and Qixi Festival there is a saying called: burn that couple to death?"

"..."

"All the men in the car who had a date were burned to death, and finally the flames were drawn to the wild ghost. Doesn't this mean that he also has a girlfriend and a wife, so why did he tell us that he has a date... It must be for us to help him go back to his hometown to find his partner, and want to see his wife for the last time before reincarnation!"

"..."

The scene in front of the two of them suddenly changed, and the original standing posture changed to sitting. The high-speed train moved forward quickly and steadily. There were only sporadic conversations in the carriage, and there was no fire or noise.

Li Nan first put the red rope back on, and then took out the signature pen that was said to be a temper tantrum from his backpack. After twisting it for a long time, he couldn't unscrew the pen cap.

He glared at the wild ghost behind him angrily, opened his bottle of mineral water and gulped down half of it, "Li Nan, I'm so sore, can you let this damn wild ghost go back where it came from? Who's used to it? Damn it, even after death, I still miss my girlfriend."

"Okay Lemon Fruit, tell me how to coax the magic weapon."

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Yan: My own boyfriend has not been found yet!Why help you find a wife!

Wild Ghost: I just heard you tuned in for 10 minutes!I am not allowed to charge some psychological damage fees!