Serving Master Tianshi

In fact, Li Nan really wanted to tell the truth that he met a robber on the road, and he didn't want money, so he robbed him of 59 yuan a coat.But after all, he still wanted to save face for the speech and deeds, so Li Nan had no choice but to tell a little lie, saying that he accidentally fell and got mud on his clothes. Anyway, they were very cheap short sleeves, so he simply threw them away.

"No matter how cheap it is, it's still money." Mom said disapprovingly, "It's just mud, and it will be clean after washing."

"A loving mother who is diligent and thrifty." Dad put his arms around his mother's waist and carried her to the seat. "My son just came back, so let's not talk about it. Let's have a meal and open a bottle of wine to celebrate!"

Li Nan's expression relaxed, he piled up the big and small bags on the porch, changed his clothes and washed his hands, sat down happily at the dining table, and took a photo and sent it to the banquet of words and deeds, postscript: Please don't come, Hungry you.

Three seconds later, the reply letter from the Banquet of Words and Deeds arrived, and it was also a picture. On it was a round table full of dishes, including fish, meat and shrimp, most of which were still covered by plastic wrap without moving chopsticks. Buried on his shoulder was a sable's head that was crazily eating, and at the banquet of words and deeds, he held up the business card of a restaurant that looked very high-end, indicating that his life was not too good.

Li Nan replied with an interrupted expression, put the phone aside, and joined the chat with his parents. As expected, the content was about Li Nan's college choice and major.

"N is big... major, I don't have any special desire to do, after the scores come out, just fill in the majors with similar scores from last year from high to low."

Father Li felt a little sad, "Is there anything special you want to do? You don't have anything to say about our medical family with branches and leaves all over the medical world?"

"Okay, don't think about our son inheriting our mantle. If he had the slightest interest in practicing medicine, he would have finished eating the medical books in the cabinet in your study." Li's mother could think about it. That’s fine, if it’s combined with us doctors, it’s murder for money.”

"Hahahaha..." Dad kept laughing at his mother's cold jokes from hundreds of years ago. Li Nan was expressionless at first, but when he was stared at by his father, he quickly pulled out a big smile, "Mom, what are you doing?" The words are too funny hahahahaha."

For a time, the inside and outside of the home are full of happy air.

After dinner, Li Nan accompanied his mother to clean up the kitchen, watched TV with his father, and then the family of three went out for a stroll. Li Nan was afraid that he would suddenly fall asleep while staying with his parents, so he had an extra drop of poor blood before going out. .

After a walk, Li Nan bought a big bag of ice cream, intending to send a box to the speech and deed banquet that had been clamoring for ice cream more than a month ago, but he had no reason to go downstairs in front of his parents to give it to the speech and deed banquet.

Maybe we should bluntly say that a classmate in high school happened to move downstairs?Anyway, Yan Yan already lived downstairs, and the summer vacation lasted for three whole months, so it was hard not to invite him to the house once as a guest.

Moreover, Li Nan will definitely have to find countless feasts of words and deeds, and the relationship between the two of them is not a shameful relationship, so why bother to lie like Jinwu Zangjiao.

Thinking of this, Li Nan put all the ice cream in the refrigerator, took a shower in the bathroom, dried his hair, went to the study, and watched American dramas on the computer with his mother. At 10:30, he added a bowl of red noodle soup, and finally At exactly eleven o'clock, Li Nan walked into his room leisurely with a cup of hot milk.

In the cold wind blowing towards his face, a pair of golden animal eyes that radiated a dim light in the middle of the night were fixed on Li Nan's bed, waiting for him quietly.

"..." Li Nan has practiced too much courage, his scalp didn't explode, and his thighs didn't soften. Instead, he slammed the door with his backhand skillfully, so much that the milk splashed all over the floor. He hurried Turn on the light, not only Fengli lay on the bed, but also an uninvited guest wearing a black blindfold.

"You are really good at ink, we have been waiting for you for more than an hour." Yan Yan turned on the air conditioner and was blowing the wind, impatiently playing with Li Nan's Polaroid in the bedside table, "Why do you have hellokitty Polaroids? Is it too pink?"

"My dad said that this was the only one left on the counter for the birthday present of Xiao Shengchu...By the way, it is to encourage me to play with things, to develop extracurricular hobbies, and not to be obsessed with studying anymore." Li Nan put the milk on the shelf On the cabinet, four or five napkins were pulled out to wipe the floor, "Why are you here? Why didn't you send me a message after waiting for an hour?"

Feng Li raised his two front paws, stared at his small golden eyes and said, "It's posted! There are a lot of posts."

Inexplicably, Li Nan glanced at the phone that he had neglected for a long time with a guilty conscience. As soon as he activated the lock screen interface, he saw more than a dozen WeChat reminders on it.

"...Okay, sorry, I haven't looked at my phone, how did you get in?"

Yan Yan sat upright, "He came in through the window."

"This is the ninth floor!"

"So?" Words and deeds Yan tilted his head, Feng Li also tilted his head in a similar manner, two cute and three eyes looked at him, Li Nan couldn't say anything immediately, and held back for a long time Then he sighed, "Okay, okay, you guys are brave, so why come to me in the middle of the night, sleep together?"

"It's not that we are looking for you...someone asked us to come to you." Without waiting for Li Nan to ask again, he stretched out his index finger and pointed behind him, "Look at the back."

Li Nan turned around suspiciously, only to see a tall man appearing behind the bedroom door at some point, with a preliminary estimate of 1.9 meters to two meters in height, with thick black hair, wearing a pitch-black leather jacket and black leather pants, and the trouser legs were tied Putting into the black Martin boots, the man's complexion is also the darker type among the yellow race. He raised his eyes, the black eyes and the red eyes are exactly the same as the ghost eye in the banquet of words and deeds.

But all of this can't conceal the fact that the man in front of him is extremely handsome. His face is carved like a knife, his eyebrows are deep into the eye sockets, and his thin lips are the finishing touch to his whole face.

Li Nan thought he had guessed who this man was, "Hello... Heiwuchang."

Hei Wuchang narrowed his eyes, "Hello, Yan Lishi."

Li Nan: "..."

Li Nan: "???"

There was an extremely suppressed laughter from behind, and Li Nan gritted his teeth and turned his head, only to see Yan Yan buried his head in the pillow, his whole body shaking like a broken sieve.

Fengli didn't want to play with the mentally ill, so it jumped onto Li Nan's back, then nimbly climbed onto his shoulders, and looked curiously at Ku Ge Hei Wuchang up close.

Hei Wuchang slowly raised his gaze, and his dark red pupils met Li Nan's eyes. Li Nan always felt a sense of tension on his back. He couldn't help tensing up his muscles, and looked at Hei Wuchang with a serious face.

"Heiwuchang...you are very different from Baiwuchang."

"Well," Heiwuchang closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, they were the black and white eyes of ordinary yellow people: "After all, if I want to walk in the world, I must transform into an ordinary human being."

No, your current appearance and dress are not ordinary at all, and you turn heads when you walk on the street.

Li Nan felt that Hei Wuchang's ruthless appearance was quite the opposite and easy to talk to. After all, if the words just now were told to Bai Wuchang, Bai Wuchang would definitely startle him by pretending to be a ghost, but Hei Wuchang simply explained it without any ups and downs. Because of this, Li Nan asked immediately: "You and Bai Wuchang have never met before?"

"Yes." Hei Wuchang nodded as expected, "After the two of us died, because I cannot enter the underworld and he cannot enter the mortal world, we have never met again, but we can communicate at any time... For example, now , Xiaobai told me to stop talking nonsense with you, and hurry up and get down to business."

"Hahaha..." Li Nan laughed. He suddenly remembered something. He turned around and walked to Yanyan to take the Polaroid he was tired of playing with. He clicked on Heiwuchang, and the pink hellokitty buzzed out In the photo, Fengli stretched his neck long, and said wow: "I can take it!"

In the random photo, Hei Wuchang's side face is curved like a magic axe, with a straight nose, so handsome that Li Nan sighs secretly that it takes a lot of effort for Nuwa to make out this face.

"What are you doing?" Hei Wuchang held the sickle pendant hanging on his chest, as if he was about to take an attacking posture, his muscles tightened immediately, and he looked at Hei Wuchang's hand vigilantly.

Li Nan gave a hum, and asked other people in the room: "How did the melons and fruits at our wedding get sent to the underworld?"

"It was burned." Yan Yan explained: "It's the same as Qingming burning paper money for the deceased, but now living people have money, and paper money is burned in dozens, which also leads to serious inflation in the underworld. Paper money It's not worth any more."

After speaking, Yan Yan took out a lighter from his pocket very tacitly, "I know what you are going to do."

"Why is it a lighter? Shouldn't it be a fire talisman? You really don't feel like a celestial master at all." Li Nan handed over the photo with Hei Wuchang printed on it, but he heard a sneer from the lighter. A faint blue flame was ignited inside, "Stupid, now the celestial masters use liquid dark fire fuel."

Heiwuchang vaguely realized something, he slowly let go of the hand holding the sickle, and was a little surprised to see the palm-sized photo being swallowed by the swaying flames bit by bit.

Bai Wuchang seemed to have immediately received the gift from Li Nan and the banquet of words and deeds. Li Nan felt the joy of Bai Wuchang who was far away in the underworld from Hei Wuchang's gentle brows and eyes.

Suddenly, Hei Wuchang raised his eyes and said seriously: "Thank you Yan Li, Xiaobai likes it very much. Although I can't see Xiaobai's current appearance, I am very satisfied to hear Xiaobai so happy."

This made Li Nan very ashamed. On the surface, I had no desires or desires, but when I took apart the words and smashed them into pieces, they all said: No, no, please find a way, I also want to see Bai Wuchang's current appearance.

Li Nan had no choice but to appease quickly: "I have time to think of a way..."

Sure enough, Hei Wuchang's expression softened again after hearing the words, and a faint smile appeared on his thin lips, "This is for you." He formed a small pure black sickle in his palm, "If you need anything, just call me." Awaken it with blood."

"..." Li Nan was startled. It was just a matter of burning a photo, and it was a simple effort. After hundreds of years, no one would have thought of doing this for the sake of black and white impermanence?Seeing that Hei Wuchang was so cautious, and handed over the tokens, Bai Wuchang was so happy, his long tongue would have to fly away, right?

"Thank you." Li Nan took the sickle, "If you could call me Li Nan instead of Yan Lishi."

"Why?" Hei Wuchang frowned inexplicably, "You are married to the banquet of words and deeds, so you are the young son of the Yan family, and you should follow your husband's surname."

Li Nan couldn't say that he was so black and simple, and asked, clutching his sore forehead, "What's the matter?"

One minute later, Li Nan was holding milk, Words and Deeds Banquet, Feng Li, a man and a beast each held an ice cream, while Hei Wuchang dealt with his box of ice cream in two or three bloody gulps, and then lowered his voice to explain his reason for coming.

"This villa is located in L City of this province, No. 198, XX Street." Hei Wuchang said as he spoke, a blue and transparent villa with a garden and a lake in the distance appeared in the palm of his hand. It is smaller than Yan's exaggerated manor, but It is also a place where the three members of the Li family can't afford to work for a lifetime.

"There should be a house ghost inside, let alone more than 100 years." Hei Wuchang moved his palm and wiped out the scene, "When I went to seduce the soul, I heard that it had an unfulfilled last wish, so I trouble you to deal with it."

"Huh?" Yan Xingyan held an ice cream stick in his mouth, "Where are your ghosts? Are they all reincarnated?"

"Does the ghost of the house mean the ghost that stays in the house? What is the ghost of the soul?" Fengli asked the question that Li Nan wanted to ask, and the cunning human being secretly hid his ignorance in his heart, and his words and deeds were choked Pinching Fengli's little plush ears, "Most of the ghosts are dead policemen in the human world. They have a strong sense of justice, hate evil like hatred, and don't want to be reincarnated. Therefore, they will return to the human world in the form of ghosts to help Hei Wuchang lure souls. "

"Auxiliary police in the underworld?" Li Nan made a conclusion, and Yan thought about his words and deeds for a few seconds, "Can you say that?"

"The number of soul-detaining ghosts has dropped suddenly." Hei Wuchang looked at Yan Xingyan, "As for the reason, you should know."

In an instant, Li Nan and Fengli stared blankly at Yan Xingyan, who pursed his lips, "When I was a child, the 400-year-old ghost Chen's daughter came to kill me. , even so, I still lost one eye, and I also lost a lot of ghosts who came to help... Well, well, our Yan family also promised you at that time, if something happens, we will help you with all our strength, mere house Ghost, of course it doesn't matter."

"Okay, wait for your news." Hei Wuchang conjured up a black note, "After the end, stick this on the house ghost, and I will lure it to the underworld."

Said, Hei Wuchang's eyes were burning, and he looked at the hellokitty Polaroid in Li Nan's hand without blinking, Li Nan immediately passed the thing over with sharp eyesight, "It's useless if I keep it, Mr. Hei Wuchang, do you like it?" I'll send you off."

Hei Wuchang tensed his face, and was silent for three seconds before accepting it solemnly. Suddenly, the hands of the dark group were dotted with pink, "Thank you, just come to me if you have anything to do."

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Yan: Yan Li~

Nan (takes off his pants): Today I will let you know whose surname is first!