Serving Master Tianshi

"You understand what, what the hell is this ghost doing?" Yan Yanyan lifted the hem of his clothes up to his collarbone, exposing his unattractive rib upper body, and wrung out the muddy water in the clothes whose original colors could not be seen clearly, "acting in the movie Still making movies?"

"Watching movies." Li Nan took off his coat and threw it on the ground, "Did you forget that we watch outdoor movies every night in our community? Didn't you mention it when you were in reality?"

"Huh? Oh!" Words and deeds Yan was stunned for half a second before suddenly realizing, "So it's the movie played here... But, are you sure?"

"Okay, I glanced at the monthly announcement on the bulletin board when I passed by, but because I read it too quickly, I only had a rough impression, so I didn't react immediately before."

It is already remarkable to be able to pay attention to these and remember them. Yan Yan clicked his tongue twice in words and deeds, bent down to pick up Li Nan's wet coat, wrung it dry, and then did not dislike the dirty mud on it, let alone put it on himself.

"... If there is a sachet in my navel, I will cut it off and give it to you." Li Nan noticed his movement and said with a helpless smile, while Yan Yan glared at him, "I don't want it, you know Is the musk secreted from which part of the male?"

Li Nan couldn't help laughing a few more times, and then said seriously: "I think it's not just watching a movie, the meaning it wants to express must be very closely related to the fact that the movie is broadcast in the community.

Because the variety of movies that appeared in this dream was covered for nearly a week, that is to say, he watched all the movies without landing, so either he is the person in charge of movie broadcasting, and he has to manage the order around him every day, so he has watched all the movies;

Either the ghost's home is around the place where the movie is played, and he is forced to watch all the movies every day because he has nothing to do. However, the people who are so idle are either preschool children or retired elderly people. Is there any Funeral mourning? "

"I don't know."

"So you hear people talking about this every night when you go out for a walk?"

"did not hear it."

"Have you ever come round the garden?"

"Never." Words and deeds Yan is not ashamed at all for his ignorance, "I came out to see if there are any ghosts with no eyes for me to catch. Who has nothing to go to a place where there are many people?"

"...It makes sense." Li Nan let go of his trouser legs, which were twisted out of shape by him, "Go, go to the place where the open-air movie is shown."

In this dream, once they decide where to go, or as long as they make a decision, new movie characters will inevitably appear. , The hiss of car tires rubbing against the ground and the sound of the car body breaking through the air also followed.

Li Nan explained expressionlessly: ""Mercedes-Benz Life" tells the story of a former racing driver who is encouraged by his son to return to the racing field."

"Won the championship?"

"Driving a Mercedes-Benz, the story."

"... Oh." Yan Xingyan pulled out his bamboo sword expressionlessly, and all his short and hard black hair stuck to his face. He was as if an evil spirit descended, and he assumed a fighting posture with his whole body full of water vapor.

One minute later, Li Nan stepped on the corpses of two monsters, one big and one small, and sat in the driver's seat, "...I don't know how to drive."

"Neither will I." Yan Xingyan fastened the seat belt of the passenger seat, hesitated for a while and put the seat belt on again, "Left brake and right accelerator, if it doesn't work, just jump out of the car, I believe this is a dream and we can't die. enough."

"..." Li Nan took a deep breath, lowered his head, imitated his father's driving posture and order, and adjusted the rearview mirror - the rearview mirror had been destroyed by his words and deeds during the fight just now.

Put the handbrake down, put in D gear, and start slowly... Then they slammed the accelerator and jumped out, successfully hitting and flying the "Diancang School No. Arrived at the screening point they wanted.

But the car didn't stop, and even continued to accelerate forward under the premise that Li Nan let go of the accelerator and stepped on the brakes. The yardage went from 80 to 200. The whole car was shaking and roaring, and the scenery outside the car suddenly changed. From the community to a barren desert, Yan Yan saw the cliff in front of his sharp eyes, and hissed loudly: "Jump!"

After finishing speaking, he kicked the car door first and was swallowed up by the strong wind. Li Nan's heart beat so hard that his pulse jumped out of his wrist. He opened the car door hard, gritted his teeth, closed his eyes and jumped out of the car.

"Hmm." The whole body suddenly changed from a strong feeling of overweight to lightness. Li Nan covered the sore bridge of his nose, feeling that he had fallen on some half-hard place. He opened his eyes and found that he was lying on his stomach in the living room on the carpet.

Just as he was about to get up, he bumped into another object on his waist, and directly knocked Li Nan back onto the carpet to lay his dead body. Yan Xingyan groaned on top of him and reacted for a few seconds before moving away slowly. body.

"It actually came out... It seems that we have found the right place." Yan Xingyan got up and poured a glass of water for each of them, suppressing his shock, Li Nan rubbed his sore arm, "Why didn't you see a ghost this time? Before In the two dreams, the ghost appeared when we found the correct meaning it wanted to express."

"Tomb ghosts often don't go to hell immediately because they have unfinished or missed things. They will entrust their relatives and friends with dreams, hoping that they can complete them for them." Yan Xingyan explained: "It is not here, but guarding It’s just a dream entrusted to you in front of my tomb. You must have had contact with him before he was alive, and then because of Tengen’s physical problems, it unconsciously surpassed his family and chose you as its dream object.”

"..." Li Nan immediately ran into the bedroom, dripped two new drops of Qiongqi's blood on his red rope, and then came back to drink water in peace.

Words and deeds Yan was screaming with hunger, but he and Li Nan had the same opinion: finish the work first and then go out to eat, so the two picked two packs of sandwiches from the refrigerator at random, put them on the bar and went downstairs.

The community is still the same as it was half an hour ago, the music of the square dance is still loud, and usually lasts until [-] o'clock in the evening. Dog walkers are either leading puppies or being led by big dogs. Children laughing and walking through the crowd, as well as young parents holding babies and talking softly.

Li Nan sat on a plastic chair in the open-air movie corner, and in his hand was a convenient movie schedule, a simple piece of A4 printing paper, taken from the small basket under the bulletin board.

He took out the signature pen, and didn't treat it as a serious instrument at all. He casually ticked off the titles of every movie they had experienced. Don't talk, he leaned into Yan Yan's ear suspiciously: "It's strange... here There isn't a single movie about dogs."

After the words and deeds Yan got through the painful sphincter, he almost turned pale when he talked about it, his lips were drawn into a straight line, and it seemed that he didn't want to talk about this topic, but Li Nan was really puzzled, so he reluctantly said : "...Are you sure? There are no 119 male loyal dogs, but no [-] Dalmatians?"

"No. I can't guarantee that there will be no dogs in every movie, but the other characters are the protagonists of the movie. It makes no sense that the black dog is a small character." Li Nan sighed, "The key point is that I have no impression of dead ghosts, and I don't even know Where did I meet him... I don't even have a photo that I can identify."

"Do you know that when you encounter a problem, there is a solution other than thinking by yourself?" Yan Xingyan raised the corners of his lips, and suddenly reached out his hand like lightning, and grabbed a little boy gnawing on a lollipop who was about to run past, "Child," Yan Yan narrowed his eyes and smiled evilly, "Answer a few questions for brother, please, brother will buy you candy."

"..." Li Nan tried his best to hold back and said that you really look like a human trafficker, but the little boy obviously received a perfect safety education, he took a step back in fear, shook his arms and shouted: "No, I won't eat you things, let me go!"

"You little brat, if you don't even want candies, then you can answer my questions for nothing, these two days..."

"Wow wow wow ah ah sis, sis!!!"

"..."

Li Nan hurriedly pushed aside the traffickers who failed to succeed and failed, and said softly: "Don't cry, little friend, you answer a few questions for my brother, and my brother will lend you your mobile phone for half an hour to play 'Dead Selling Pesticides', okay? "

"..."

I have to say that Li Nan is able to grasp the weaknesses of today's young children. The little boy calmed down instantly, and asked with tears in his eyes, "Really?"

Words and deeds Yan decided to take back his previous praise of the boy's well-educated education with a cold face, which was obviously because the reward he proposed was not attractive enough.

The corners of Li Nan's lips drew a smug arc, he glanced at his words and deeds, and then continued to ask gently, "Of course it's true, my brother asked you, is there any funeral held near these two days? Is there any dead people?"

"Yes!" The little boy nodded sharply as he spoke, and his chest swayed along with it, "Grandpa Liu is dead!"

The child doesn't have enough understanding of death, so he doesn't have any respect. He yells and points to the window of a house directly opposite the movie screen, "He lived here before!"

This position fits Li Nan's previous guess.

"You're familiar with the kid?" Yan Xingyan raised his eyebrows and teased, "You have such a loud voice, be careful to call Grandpa Liu's ghost over and eat you!"

The boy was startled, but immediately choked back: "No way, Grandpa Liu is so nice, he always brings ham sausages for us to eat."

"Ham sausage?" If it was normal, then Li Nan might not think too much about it, but they have been thinking about the reason why the black dog appeared, and now they feel that the behavior of carrying ham sausage with them is a bit abrupt. The old people will always bring candy or packaged cakes.

Yan Yan and Li Nan also thought of going together, "Do you think the ham sausage is for feeding dogs?" Li Nan nodded, "The ham sausage eaten by humans cannot be fed to pet dogs, I think he feeds stray dogs The possibility is relatively high...could it be the story of the farmer and the snake?"

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"Mercedes-Benz Life" was originally a movie starring my male god Uncle Shen;

Yesterday I showed a straight male relative and friend of mine the beginning of this article, and his only reaction was: Can you give your hero a common surname?

I categorically refused: no!How can the hero's surname be common?

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