Serving Master Tianshi

Li Nan is only 17 years old, and it is too early to talk about marriage. He is more concerned about: "Why do couples in the underworld just...?"

"Ghosts only have souls but no bodies. Marrying in the underworld is equivalent to two ghosts handing over their souls to each other. After the names of husband and wife are registered, the judge will tie the souls for you two. Marriage in the underworld is not a dream. You can get married, and the quota is only so small. Since the Yan family dares to mention it, there must be a connection. This mirror should be running out of time, Li Nan, don't be afraid, if you really get married, grandpa will definitely be there for you congratulate."

The great-grandfather was very accurate in controlling the time. As soon as his words fell, the mirror suddenly turned and turned back into an ordinary mirror, dutifully reflecting Li Nan's face.

Li Nan lowered his eyes thoughtfully. As for the scent of his body, he guessed that his own flesh and blood would be a great tonic to ghosts, just like the meat of a Tang monk. Unexpectedly, ghosts were a great tonic to him, and the scent was something he was born with naturally. With the bait, he is the predator above the pyramid.

Feeling relieved and inexplicably swollen at the same time?

Yan Yan, who was nestled on the sofa, was buried in layers of blankets, only one eye was exposed and looked at Li Nan weakly, even when he saw that the other party stopped talking, he didn't have the strength to run over and hug him.

Li Nan took the initiative to walk to Yan Xingyan's side, stretched his hands through the gap, and hugged him.Yan Xingyan immediately grabbed Li Nan's collar with his hands that were purple with cold, "Are you marrying me?"

"Of course, how can I refuse to save you?"

Yan Yan's body is recovering, and his spirit is slowly returning, "Aren't you afraid that we are lying to you? Grandpa is a fake, deliberately changed to brainwash you. Or it is a marriage in name, but in reality it is using other evil The purpose of this formation is to take your soul and Tengen physique as your own."

"Ah?" Li Nan grew up under the red flag, was born in the sun, his parents are loving, his relatives are harmonious, and his classmates are friendly. He really didn't think so much. There's no other way, I'm a fish and you're a swordsman, so I can only be deceived by you."

"Cough." My cousin patted the top of Yan Yan's head in good words and deeds, "We are a family of serious celestial masters, we talk about human rights, and we will never bully ordinary people. It is half as bad as you said, and Li Nan's head was pinned down a long time ago." Let him pray to heaven and earth with you, is it worth using the mirror that I only use once a month?"

Only 10 minutes a month?Li Nan thinks that he still judges people, he is not so short-sighted, and he is not Zeng A Niu who just came down from the mountain. He thinks that the Yan family, at least the words and deeds, have no malice towards him, so Li Nan will play all kinds of tricks in his arms. Looking for posture, Yan hugged him even tighter, changed the subject and asked, "Is it so difficult to communicate with the underworld?"

"The difficulty is not to connect to the underworld, but to communicate with ghosts." Words and deeds are obviously more patient than words and deeds Yan, or the promise with Lu Wai's great-grandfather came first, and Li Nan has already agreed to the marriage contract with Yan Xingyan. Treat him as one of his own, and start explaining another world to him in detail.

"Living people and ghosts cannot communicate. The simple explanation is that we are races in two different worlds. No matter language or writing, we have two logics and cannot translate each other at all. Did you say it was delicious in the morning? We seem to write something like a ghost, but in the eyes of the ghost, it may be a preface to the Lanting collection."

Li Nan nodded, and suddenly asked again: "No, when a ghost possessed me, I talked a lot with Yan Xingyan."

"Possessed?... A ghost?" My cousin looked at Yan Xingyan, who rolled his eyes angrily, "Nonsense, otherwise we will kiss when we have time to eat, and let him swallow my soul for nothing."

"I thought it was the two of you who fell in love with each other and tasted the forbidden fruit for the first time... Ouch..."

The cousin was kicked viciously by Yan Xingyan, and Li Nan's question was also answered by Yan Xingyan, "The obscene ghost is not a ghost, the obscene ghost is a monster, and after death, a person is a ghost, and a monster is Yin Qi, hostility, obsession. Transformed by thoughts and so on, they wander around the world, some feed on people’s yang energy, some purely take pleasure in harming people, and some are harmless, just wandering around doing nothing or playing tricks on humans... Tomorrow I will Give you the relevant books, and you can read them yourself when the time comes."

"It's not a ghost, why is it called a prostitute?" Li Nan hates this misleading naming method the most. There is no wife in wife cakes, there is no husband and wife in husband and wife lung slices, and there is no fish in fish-flavored shredded pork.

"Do you want to be called a lewd monster?" Yan Yan smiled, rested his chin on Li Nan's shoulder and closed his eyes for a nap. At this time, his cousin was also called away for his good words and deeds, and Li Nan was inadvertently left alone in the huge living room. A banquet of words and deeds, and several waiters serving tea and snacks.

"What about the rest?"

"It's time to prepare our yin kiss."

"..." Li Nan felt that the speed was a bit fast. He hadn't sat on the Yan's stool yet, and he hadn't even really understood what Yin Qin meant. He was going to get married soon?But the body of Yan Yanyan is here, and it is impossible to live without Li Nan. He thinks that the sooner this yin marriage is, the better, "Do I need to do anything?"

"You need to sit still and wait for me to marry you home."

"..."

"The time in the underworld is completely opposite to that in the human world. We have daytime and they are night, and we have night and they are daytime. Ghosts don't need to sleep, but the underworld will stop working at night, so now grandpa and the others should go to prepare things for marriage. After the sun goes down, we can officially register the yin relatives before going to the underworld."

"Huh?" Li Nan grasped the words "going to the underworld", "Isn't it a ceremony like tying a red thread on our tail fingers in front of the ancestral tablet? What does it mean to go to the underworld?"

"Literally." Words and deeds laughed, and breathed wet and cold breath on Li Nan's neck, "It's a rare opportunity, most of the celestial masters have no such experience."

The vast majority of people have never seen a ghost, nor will they marry their classmate the day after they really met him.

Li Nan was silent for a while, then suddenly said: "I'm hungry." He hasn't eaten since last night, and it's almost noon now, and he remembered his watch again, fortunately it was sent to a regular after-sales store , It will not be lost if you pick it up every few days.

Hearing this, the words and deeds in his arms raised his head, "Prepare some lunch, Mr. Li will eat it alone."

Li Nan frowned, "Aren't you going to eat? You probably haven't eaten for a long time."

Words and deeds smiled again, and lazily leaned back into Li Nan's shoulder, "I'll be full just by smelling you."

"..." Li Nan couldn't answer these words at all, and he choked for a while before jokingly said: "Why do I feel that you are molesting me?" Yan Yan's body gradually warmed up, and his posture also changed from holding a life-saving straw Sucking wildly turned into a stretched side lying, he watched his uncles respectfully asking for one tablet after another to go to the basement, and said lightly: "You are my classmate, I want to hear it, but it will hinder my face and relationship. , but now, you are my fiance, why can't I flirt with you?"

Li Nan raised his eyebrows, "It's not over yet, I'll regret the marriage if I become a demon again."

"Pfft..." Yan Yan raised one hand in a gesture of surrender, "Eat something first, there will be a lot of trouble tonight."

His words were not fake. Before six o’clock in the evening, even if he lost his appetite, he forced himself to drink a large bowl of white porridge. The blood of the two of them was drawn three times in the middle, all of which were stuck on the middle finger. , Li Nan is not afraid of pain, he is just a little startled when he sees that the blood in the words and deeds feast is so small that it can hardly be squeezed out.

"When you were young, how did you survive when you were just taken away by a ghost?" Li Nan asked, poking the little fish nonchalantly, "Almost dying, the blood all over my body turned into ice Scumbag, it was Grandpa who invited the Yan family's ancestor who worked in the underworld, that is, the one we will meet later, and asked that ancestor to transfer his soul to me.

But he is no longer a human being, and what he gave was a ghost. Even though I marked my name on it, it still couldn’t stay stable after it was transferred to my body, and it ran around all day long. That’s why my body is so weak. Every night To solidify the soul. "

Yan Yan took the initiative to explain: "Although we can't communicate with ghosts, the officials of the underworld can. Strictly speaking, they are ghosts and gods. They can communicate with ghosts and people."

"Official servant?" Li Nan continued to ask with great interest: "Is black and white impermanent?"

"Only Bai Wuchang is in the underworld, and Hei Wuchang is in the world." As if knowing that Li Nan must ask why, he swallowed the last mouthful of porridge and continued: "Bai Wuchang only has a soul without a body, so he can only stay in the underworld. Hei Wuchang Only the body has no soul, so they can only stay in the human world, one of them is responsible for seducing the soul, and the other is responsible for attracting the soul."

"What kind of relationship are they like?"

"Brotherhood."

"Then the two brothers will never see each other?"

"Yeah, but they can talk to each other anytime."

My cousin had been busy all day and was so tired that he took advantage of the gap and slipped next to Li Nan to plan two big bowls of rice, "It's rare for me to have a two-week holiday when I don't have classes. I'm just preparing for your wedding..."

"It's not bad if you don't ask you to pay for it." Words and deeds smiled, "Or do you want to be the best man?"

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After dinner, those people from the morning reappeared in the living room. They all changed into more solemn outfits. The men were in suits, and the women were in dresses. Teachers also have to keep pace with the times.

The man next to the old man stood in front of Li Nan. Seeing that he was nearly 50 years old and already had white hair, he said politely and politely: "Mr. Li, please forgive me for the hasty wedding and any lack of etiquette. Fill."

The banquet of words and deeds came to Li Nan's ear, and whispered: "This is my father."

"No, no, no." Li Nan quickly waved his hand, it's just a life-saving yin relative, and it's not a real marriage, what dowry gift do you want?Does he have to pay back the dowry to the Yan family?

The only woman present immediately said: "Of course, this is the rule."

"This is my little aunt." Words and deeds banquet thought about it and added: "She is pretending to be well-behaved now, and she is the least serious on weekdays."

"..." Li Nan couldn't help biting his ears with Yan Yan, "Isn't it more serious than your cousin?"

"My cousin was led bad by her."

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Nan: Your grandfather and my great-grandfather are of the same age... I will not be inferior to you, will I?

Yan: Good boy, call me uncle