Tales on the Green Train

Zhang Yan once said that love is mainly based on talent, but also on appearance, and the most important thing is to show off.After Hu Bing's first dating experience in his life, he felt that he was quite talented and his face was not bad, otherwise Zhang Yan, the Appearance Association, probably wouldn't like it.

It's almost a show.

This...he really doesn't know how to do it.

Hu Bing decided to go to the library to find out the meaning of "Sao" after returning to school after the weekend.

"You said why did the director kill the good guys and whitewash the bad guys?" Hu Bing murmured.He felt very aggrieved by the ending of the movie.

"why?"

"I think it's better for you not to take it as a whole story."

After entering the door, Hu Bing changed into the pair of cotton slippers that he wore in the middle of the night yesterday, and it was already nine o'clock in the evening.After watching the movie, I went to the Milong Night Market and went around, and then I caught the [-]:[-] bus all the way home.

As soon as Zhang Yan wrote this comment, the water in the copper pot began to boil, splashed out and poured on the gas stove, making a hissing sound.Hu Bing turned off the gas stove, and was a little worried about the old gas pipeline.He turned back and poured water into the thermos bottle, the heat was steaming on his face, and then he turned his head and asked, "What do you mean?"

Zhang Yan said succinctly: "The prodigal son will not be exchanged for money when he turns back. The bad guy has the right to turn back. Besides, he is not heinous. He is really forced by the situation and has no choice. The other kind... hmph, that is the selfless hero, the kind who sacrifices himself for others and does not seek fame and fortune." So I think that although the beginning and the end of the story both start with 'evil', but this kind of hero is really praised."

Hu Bing was so ashamed of himself that he shook his head frequently, tsk-tsk praised and praised, sweet words like strings of pearls for no money.

Zhang Yan: "Get back to normal immediately, or open the door and go out by yourself."

Hu Bing: "Didn't you say that the key is to show off." Hu Bing didn't dare to say, I learned this from you.

Zhang Yan: "..."

He laughed for a long time before he stopped, and said, "It's almost Chinese New Year, you don't have to take the exam?"

"Kao, you want to drive me back?"

"...I didn't mean that. But what if you failed the exam? Don't you need to review?"

Hu Bing waved his hand indifferently, "I can pass with my eyes closed."

Zhang Yan raised his eyebrows: "Oh, so powerful?"

Hu Bing squeezed his fingers to check the marriage line of his palm. It is said that the palm lines of one hand of a natural pair are completely symmetrical, and the left hand of a woman and the right hand of a man can be combined together.Calculated in this way, the probability of him matching Zhang Yan is obviously much higher than those who distinguish between men and women and left and right hands, and they can switch hands.

"Well, I'm going to pick up wood tomorrow."

"Just don't blame me if you fail the exam."

When Hu Bing was studying palmistry, Che Xiang's spiritual world was obviously a little shaky.Emotionally, he couldn't accept it.He had heard of it before, but he never thought that there would be such a weird couple around him, and they were brothers he grew up with.Che Xiang feels that this is similar to his own sudden genetic mutation, and when he looks in the mirror, he finds that he has become an Ultraman.

Rationally, he felt that this way was unreasonable.He couldn't accept it, let alone his parents.Che Xiang can only comfort himself, Bingzi is in estrus, hormones can't stop the car, it will be fine after this period.Or if the protagonist is accidentally deceived by the enchantress, the great masses of the people will save him from the fire and water, and it is only a matter of time.

But it's better to talk to him as soon as possible.

Che Xiang took out his mobile phone and called Li Ming. Li Ming, who was reading an electronic novel, answered the call quickly, and the first sentence he came up was: "He didn't come back tonight."

Che Xiang: "...Oh."

Che Xiang has been paying close attention to Hu Bing recently, Li Ming asked him a few times but was confused by him.He is not a person who likes to inquire about other people's private affairs, so he stopped asking now, and just said, "I'll send you a message when he comes. He will come for class tomorrow and the exam the day after tomorrow."

Just as Li Ming hung up the phone, he found several unread messages. He suddenly felt like he had become the director of the neighborhood committee. He had a lot of worries, but none of them were his own.

□□: Next Tuesday, there will be a free exchange and study meeting at the Culture and Art Museum, will you go?together.

Li Ming: What do you learn from the exchange?

□□: The composition and technique of wood carving, I heard that a very powerful person specially came to teach.

Li Ming: ...

He really wants to say, are you sick?Considering his tantrum, he finally lost his temper: Why do you want to learn that thing, you are full?Exam next Tuesday.

□□Stand firm: There are no test subjects on Tuesday afternoon.

Li Ming sighed and took a picture of his phone on the side of the bed, staring at the ceiling.

It took me a while to realize that □□ was a text message instead of a direct phone call!This kind of situation is generally a possibility. He is afraid that people will hear his hidden meaning from the tone of his phone.

Li Ming sneered helplessly: Is Jiang Yue together?

After a long time, □□: not together

Li Ming clearly noticed: Are you following someone?

□□: ...Will you go?

Li Ming: Go, go, call Hu Bing when the time comes.

Li Ming was thinking, listening to Che Xiang's instructions to take a good look at Hu Bing, and satisfying his repressed curiosity, to see what shocking secret his team leader hides.

Tsk, it really kills three birds with one stone, Li Ming thought to himself, I am such a genius!

Bus No. 17 was more crowded than Hu Bing had imagined. He thought that the number of cars entering the village should be very small. Who would have thought that the more cars that drive into the village, the less they get off halfway, they will sit all the way to the stop.

"Has it always been like this? You have to stand for 40 minutes?" Taking advantage of the crowd, Hu Bing secretly put his left hand in Zhang Yan's pocket, half-embracing him, with his back against his chest, a smell that belonged to Zhang Yan Spread out from the neckline.

"It's better in normal times. There will be a lot of people on weekends. There is a big technical college in that suburb, and they all rush to the city on Saturdays and weekends."

After 10 minutes, the car drove out of the urban area, and the tall buildings were left behind, and there were green trees in front of us.

"Are you physically strong, will you not be able to stand?"

Zhang Yan sighed in his heart, really wanted to say, do I look fragile in your eyes?

"You should take a good look at the scenery. The car will drive faster when you leave the urban area. The environment is very different."

After the car left the urban area, it was a very wide asphalt road. After getting on the asphalt road, the bus speeded up suddenly.Hu Bing had never taken such a fast bus before, and wondered if this overloaded bus was driving on the national highway.Suddenly worried about its safety.He silently pulled out his hand from his pocket, and put his strength around Zhang Yan's waist. While looking at the unfamiliar environment, he felt the smell of barren mountains and old forests everywhere.

If there was a smartphone at that time, Hu Bing would have found that the driver drove more than three times as much in the next 20 minutes as in the first 20 minutes.

Zhang Yan turned his head and glanced at him, feeling that this person was a frightened rabbit, holding a weapon and ready to fight at any time.Silently pursed the corners of his raised lips.

After 17 minutes, I arrived at the technical school. There are usually commercial districts and residential areas near the school. A large number of people got out of the car, and suddenly there were less than five people left in the car that was too crowded to find the north.It took another 3 minutes to reach the finish line.

Hu Bing got out of the car and gave the driver a compliment: "The time card is really accurate, not bad!"

The driver in the dark glasses didn't give him an extra look for it.

The site is located at a crossroads, and the rows of disgraced small shops are the most prosperous places in the vicinity.Hu Bing, who has never been out of the city since he was a child, and even organizes school outings in People's Park, feels like he has fallen into a certain movie scene...

Bah bah, it's just too much dust, I accidentally smeared my mouth.

"Where are we going next?" Hu Bing looked at the roads in the four directions of east, west, north, and south at this intersection, and each road was only 500 meters away, but it was green, and there were no dirty shops.

Are all the people here living gods?

"To the west, there is a crop field with many low hillsides." Zhang Yan directed as he walked.

Um?Crop land?climb mountains?Hu Bing suddenly became interested.He grabbed his sleeve, "Let's go to climb the mountain. How long?"

"About ten minutes, I haven't counted the specifics. It's not spring, why are you so excited? There's bareness everywhere."

"I've never seen a naked one, let's come again in spring."

After more than ten minutes, Hu Bing discovered that the so-called short hillside was really short, and the highest visual inspection did not exceed ten meters, so there was really no need to "climb".But after all, I haven't seen it before, and it's still fun to play because of the novelty.

It's just that the wood in the field, whether it is "wild" or "domestic", is almost picked up by the nearby farmers. After looking around for a long time, they haven't found a few pieces of good quality.Then it can only be broken from the tree. Hu Bing thought about going to the farm to borrow a saw, but Zhang Yan said that the wet wood must be allowed to dry for at least a year before carving, which is a bit long.

"It should be picked up by someone for the sake of the winter, it seems that today came in vain," Zhang Yan said a little wearily.

"Hey, there's a pile of logs over there, can you take those?" Hu Bing asked, pointing to a small chopped log not far away.The wood had already blended with the gray earth, so it was hard for him to see it.

Zhang Yan approached and leaned over to break off a small piece. There were peach wood, apple wood, and poplar branches, "It's quite suitable for carving. But these woods are so neatly arranged, so they don't belong to someone, do they?"

Hu Bing looked puzzled: "How can there be an owner? It is stipulated that the land belongs to the country. Isn't this growing in the wild. Besides, look at this... desolate place."

Zhang Yan stroked his chin and thought for a while, feeling that it was right in theory, but he didn't know something was wrong.He looked around the firewood stack, and finally picked out the largest piece of apple log and several smaller pieces of peach wood.There are folk rumors that peach wood can ward off evil spirits, so it's a pity to use it as firewood.

etc?Pile of firewood?

Zhang Yan rolled his eyes, and suddenly stuffed half of the wood into Hu Bing's arms, "Run!"

Hu Bing first subconsciously carried out the order, and asked out of breath after halfway running, "What are we running for?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a dog barking from behind.Now there was no need for Zhang Yan to explain, the two of them ran wildly.Finally ran to a crooked neck tree next to a creek.This crooked-neck tree is not known how old it is, and its body is thicker than their waists combined.

"I...Damn it, I ran because I was afraid of dogs, and you...why did you want me to run?"

Zhang Yan looked at the wood in his hand with satisfaction for a moment, and then took out a very sturdy bag with "XX Home Appliances 10th Anniversary" printed on the bag.

"Because I suddenly realized that it might be a pile of firewood piled up by the farmer. They worked so hard to pick it up for cooking. It belongs to private property. We are stealing."

Zhang Yan hung the bag on the branch of a tree, and Hu Bing took a look, "Just a few pieces of broken wood won't let the dogs bite me, right? It's not worth much."

"These logs have been dried for almost a year. It is estimated that some people steal firewood at ordinary times, so the owner is very strict with the dogs. The dogs in the farm are all watchdogs. If you are bitten by a dog in this situation, there is no harm. If you try to be reasonable, you can only admit that you are unlucky."

The two looked at each other for a long time, and finally realized belatedly that the appearance of being chased by a dog all over the mountain just now was too silly, and they clutched their stomachs and laughed like hell.

Hu Bing asked hesitantly, "Is this... a date?"

Zhang Yan sneered and said, "Forget it, whose date is being chased by dogs all over the place? Are you exercising?"

Hu Bing scratched his ears in embarrassment.

Hu Bing looked from the tree and said with emotion: "It would be great if it was spring. The scenery here must be very beautiful in spring. There are green grass everywhere, and there should be wild flowers."

Zhang Yan casually poured cold water: "Well, there will also be snakes, insects, rats and ants."

Hu Bing: "Damn. When you say that, I suddenly feel that this tree is weird. The snake is wrapped around the tree, right?"

"Damn it, don't scare me, I'm most afraid of snakes!" Zhang Yan almost jumped off the tree.

"Hey, don't move. Let's go down then?"

"There are dogs below, didn't you say you are afraid of dogs?"

"..."

This is a bit embarrassing.

"It's okay, it's okay, go down, you will go down sooner or later. You can still run when you go down, there is nowhere to run in the trees."

Zhang Yan didn't have the nerve to say: If I were myself, I wouldn't even look down on you.There really is no worse date than this.

After returning home, Hu Bing asked, "Can I kiss you?"

Zhang Yan: "Get lost!"