after scraping a customer's car
Chapter 65
Nie Huai'an didn't expect his parents to mention Zhou Ping'an to him until he slept in his dream.
Nie's mother said: "The child is very good. He looks upright. The most important thing is that he is a serious child. Your father and I have been secretly observing for several days, and we are very satisfied."
Nie Huaian frowned, secretly observing?
Father Nie said, "Yes, during this period of time, your mother and I have learned more about the homosexual group, and we agreed that with that child, you can't go off the beaten track, okay."
Nie Huai'an frowned even deeper, not wanting to talk.
Nie's mother looked at Nie Huai'an, "Did you hear me, call me back."
Nie Huai'an ate the food, and said casually: "How many times have I told you, I don't have the relationship with him at all as you think."
"It's not that kind of relationship. He sleeps on your bed with his butt naked?" Mama Nie asked back.
Nie Huai'an's brows were impatient, and he tried his best to calm down and said: "Mom and Dad, didn't I explain everything clearly to you, besides, it's okay even if he sleeps on my bed with his butt naked. What era is this? 419 or something? It's nothing more than normal."
The couple can be said to be a well-known honest and traditional couple in the business field. Nie's mother is gentle and virtuous, and Nie's father has not had any gossip for so many years. The couple never supported 419 and premarital sex. The concept of love that people have formed for many years has collapsed.
Mama Nie frowned, "Who did you child learn these messy ideas from?"
Father Nie said: "Even if you're gay, you're still a man. To be a man, you have to act like a man. The worst thing you can do is to be flirtatious. If you see one and love the other, you'll be indiscreet!"
Nie Huai'an sipped his soup slowly, and chose not to talk to his parents who were confused about the situation.
"I'm talking to you!" Mama Nie raised her voice, with displeasure on her face.
Nie Huai'an was speechless: "Mom and Dad, if I tell you that you don't believe me, then I really don't know what to say."
"What's your attitude!" Papa Nie frowned, full of displeasure, "You've really become more and more drifting in the past two years, and you think it's great to start a company, don't you?"
Nie Huai'an ate the food, bowed his head and did not speak.
Father Nie snorted, "I'm telling you, no matter how capable you are, if you don't have a serious mind and a good behavior, it's useless!"
Nie Huai'an's expression was slightly stiff, and he lowered his eyes and did not speak.
Nie's mother said again: "Don't be unconvinced, no matter how old you are, you are still my child and your father's child. Being old doesn't want to be young."
Nie Huai'an lowered his eyes and smiled, then raised his head: "Mom, I know that you and my father treat me well, but you can't just pull someone to make do with your relationship. I'm at my age, in my early thirties, and looking for a partner is just a matter of life. Old, nothing else, as long as that week was safe, it's unreliable to be a second-hand man."
"Huai'an, your idea is correct, but your opinion about that child is wrong. Your father and I have also investigated the details of their family. They have been honest people for three generations, and their roots are young. That child is not good. No." Nie Ma said: "On the contrary, you have not only drifted away in the past two years, but also have a problem with your life style. You think that if you don't live with me and your dad, we won't know."
"..." Nie Huai'an opened his mouth, but had nothing to say.
He really wanted to ask if he was three years old or 31 years old.
I can't figure out why his parents are so optimistic about a traffic policeman whom they haven't seen a few times.
The older generation is waving the banner of doing your best, it's scary.
Not wanting to listen to his parents' persuasion, Nie Huai'an said perfunctorily: "Okay, listen to you, I will try to date him and see, parents, I'm full, so I'll go back first."
The streets at night are brightly lit and bustling.
Nie Huai'an was driving slowly along the street by himself. He hadn't driven for nearly half a year, and he was in a good mood at this moment.
All of a sudden, he thought of Zhou Ping'an again, thinking about the deduction of his driver's license, and thinking about what Zhou Ping'an had done to him, he could only call him an idiot.
Thinking of what his parents said at the dinner table just now, Nie Huai'an fell into an extremely bad state.
When it comes to love, Nie Huai'an is no longer as vigorous as before, and always feels that he is no longer qualified to hope for love anymore.
When he got divorced a while ago, there was a lot of rumors in the circle about the ex who dumped him and married a woman and then divorced.
All kinds of speculations and false rumors made the matter very fermented. Fortunately, no one knew that his predecessor was Shen Ci, otherwise the elders of the two families would be shaken up.
But others don't know, he himself knows best.In the past many years, there was always someone accompanying him in the passenger seat, and now he personally destroyed that companionship, no wonder anyone.
Many years ago, when he was a sophomore and Shen Ci was a freshman in high school, during that summer vacation, he gave Shen Ci supplementary lessons, and got along with each other day and night, and with Shen Ci's attractive appearance, soon, the two of them fell into a very simple and innocent relationship. sweet love.
But thinking about it carefully, it seems that Shen Ci has always been giving. In order to follow in his footsteps, Shen Ci went to the same university as him and went abroad with him. At that time, Shen Ci was very obedient and innocent, except for others, he was just careful Do your best to maintain that hidden love.
When his parents proposed marrying the Zhou family four years ago, Nie Huai'an had the idea of confessing to his family, but at that time his career had entered a very important transition period. Jia, who rose to fame, became popular overnight, and became a highly anticipated genius in the business world.
All kinds of reports, all kinds of praise, emerge in endlessly, these blinded his eyes, made him only think about status and reputation, and forget the person who has been by his side all the time...
The drama of the heartbroken Chen Shimei was played out on him. When he was a child, he followed the adults and scolded Chen Shimei, but he did not expect that one day he would become Chen Shimei.
The streetlights illuminated his handsome face, he didn't have much expression, and the remorse and apology in his heart couldn't be expressed clearly in a few words.
"Running a red light, driving without a license and driving under the influence of alcohol, are you going to kill yourself? Is it true that no one will check at night?"
At a certain intersection, Zhou Ping'an and his colleagues checked a car and were criticizing and educating it, planning to take it back to the police station for a proper review.
Zhou Pingan asked, "What's your name?"
"Nie Chao."
Zhou Pingan frowned: "Why do people surnamed Nie like to test on the edge of breaking the law? This is really a group violation." He clicked his tongue, "Don't be unhappy, your behavior is called playing with your life, understand? You don't take yourself or others life seriously!"
After being on duty all night, I checked a few violations, and after work in the morning, Zhou Ping went home to have breakfast.
After drinking five steamed buns, two deep-fried dough sticks and two bowls of hot and spicy soup, Zhou Pingan burped in satisfaction and went to catch up on sleep.
In the evening, he was on duty again. When Nie Huai'an was found, he was very happy: "Do you think we are destined or what? Why can we always find you."
Nie Huai'an said coldly, "Because this road is the only way I have to go home from work."
Zhou Pingan leaned in front of him, with a warning all over his face: "The driver's license was finally handed over, so don't try it on the edge of breaking the law again, you know?"
Nie Huaian: "Officer Zhou, don't worry."
He looked down at his watch. It was already 01:30 in the morning. It was a little unexpected that he could meet Zhou Pingan at this point.
"Let's go, abide by the rules and regulations, and get home safely." Zhou Ping'an said again, smiling, showing sharp little canine teeth.
Nie Huai'an raised his eyebrows slightly: "It's also possible that you obey the law, but others don't."
"Why do you care about others, first take care of yourself. If everyone in this world can take care of themselves, then all kinds of accidents will inevitably be much less." Zhou Pingan said: "It's a pity that some people just don't abide by it, they are selfish and deserve to be beaten."
"..." Nie Huai'an laughed angrily, started the car, and left directly.
Five minutes later, Zhou Ping'an received instructions that there was an accident at the intersection ahead, involving a Bentley and a minivan.
Bentley?
Fuck!Zhou Pingan almost ran over, and when he saw Nie Huai'an was the one involved in the accident, he felt that it was really fucking evil.
In a rear-end collision, the rear of Nie Huai'an's car was damaged. Fortunately, his life was not in danger and he injured his wrist.
Went to the hospital for an examination, looked at Nie Huai'an's plastered wrist, Zhou Ping'an said: "Fortunately nothing serious happened, just look at you, you can't drive anymore."
As always, he was babbling and giving him ideological education.
Nie Huai'an was displeased, with a sullen face: "It's not your fault, you talk nonsense to me every day."
"Who is it every day? Don't make false accusations against me. Let people hear me and think I'm going to your house after get off work." Zhou Ping'an had an innocent expression on both of us.
Nie Huaian didn't want to say any more, so he called the driver to pick him up.
Zhou Pingan: "I was sleeping soundly after two o'clock, don't bother the driver, I will take you home."
Nie Huaian refused: "Thank you, no need."
Zhou Pingan frowned: "Excuse me?"
Nie Huaian: "..."
On the way back, Nie Huai'an pulled his face and remained silent all the way, while Zhou Ping'an chattered all the way.
Nie Huai'an couldn't bear it anymore: "Don't you think your throat is tired?"
Zhou Pingan: "I have practiced vocal music, and generally I don't need my voice, and my voice is transmitted by air."
Nie Huaian: "..."
Zhou Pingan: "Mimimi, what, ah...how is it? Professional?"
Nie Huaian: "..."
Zhou Ping'an said: "I was good at singing since I was a child. When I was studying, I participated in the singing competition at school and won the first prize. When I got to work, I would perform on stage whenever there was a party in the bureau, and every time I won a full house."
Nie Huai'an perfunctory: "It's so good."
Zhou Ping'an was even more embarrassed: "It is necessary, how about I give you the head?"
Nie Huaian: "I don't want to hear it."
Zhou Pingan: "I want to hear it, okay, then I will sing a song to wish you peace, this is my favorite song."
"..." Nie Huai'an frowned, and repeated every word: "No, think, listen."
"I don't want to listen to wishing you peace, so I'll sing a song about strict discipline, which is just right for the occasion." Zhou Pingan cleared his throat, "The military horns are loud and clear, and the steps are neat. The people's army has iron discipline. Obedience to orders is a bounden duty. The regulations must be kept in mind... ah discipline and discipline..."
Nie Huaian: "..."
At three o'clock in the morning, a motorcycle was slowly driving on the road, and someone driving the car sang a military song all the way.
At a certain moment, Nie Huai'an couldn't help interjecting, "It's a nuisance in the middle of the night."
Zhou Pingan stopped immediately: "Yes, I'm excited, I forgot about this."
Nie Huai'an snorted softly, "You are the first to break the discipline. The high decibel level in the middle of the night disturbs the people."
Zhou Ping'an was speechless and pouted.
Nie Huai'an snorted again: "Officer Zhou must strictly discipline himself before he can educate others, don't you think so?"
Zhou Pingan frowned: "My name is those who are close to vermilion, red and those who are close to ink, and those who are close to ink are black. You infected me black."
Nie Huai'an retorted: "You are already dark."
Zhou Pingan counterattacked: "I did it in the sun."
Nie Huai'an hummed lightly.
Zhou Ping'an hummed heavily.
After all, he was in his early twenties, and Zhou Ping'an's anger was not going well. Although he looked cautious, he still wrinkled his nose to reveal Nie Huai'an's shortcomings.
After hearing a few words, Nie Huai'an's face turned pale: "I can definitely sue you for verbal violence against citizens for this kind of behavior."
Zhou Pingan: "Team Song taught you that, why don't you use it? Besides, it's all true. You, a business genius, have a lot of gossip. Some people say that you dated a man for many years, but you cheated on him. Married to a woman, but I don't think the credibility of this is high, and it's completely false, but then again, if this is the case, then you are not only wicked, but also scum."
"..." Nie Huai felt relieved.
He wanted to refute, but it was a fact, and there was no room for rebuttal at all.
Maybe he wanted to find someone who could understand his difficulties in this vast crowd, so he asked: "If this is the case, do you think I am hopeless? love?"
Zhou Pingan was stunned by this question, and then shook his head: "No, as long as people who have committed serious violations are willing to correct their mistakes, we will give them a chance. In the same way, in a relationship, if you are scumbag once, as long as you know your mistakes, you can accept them." Just change it, isn’t there a saying, knowing your mistakes can make you better, I have always believed that there is no absolute person, everyone in this world is not perfect, some people look glamorous on the surface, maybe grapes are caught in chrysanthemums.”
The corners of Nie Huai'an's mouth twitched slightly: "...What kind of grapes are sandwiched between chrysanthemums?"
"Hemorrhoids." Zhou Pingan said.
Nie Huaian: "..."
Zhou Ping'an laughed happily: "I once heard from a friend in the anorectal department that some people's hemorrhoids are as big as jujubes, some are like peanuts, and some are like grapes..."
Nie Huaian: "...Suspend this topic."
"Okay, so what do you want to hear?"
Nie Huai'an pursed his lower lip and said, "If I say that rumor is true, I'll be such a scumbag."
"Damn it!" Zhou Ping'an's hands trembled, and the motorcycle turned into a ditch.
"..."
Nie Huai'an's forehead was twitching with veins, he gritted his teeth in the dark ditch and shouted, "Are you a fucking traffic policeman! Get off of me!"
Zhou Pingan: "No, I hurt my ass."
Nie Huaian: "..."
Nie's mother said: "The child is very good. He looks upright. The most important thing is that he is a serious child. Your father and I have been secretly observing for several days, and we are very satisfied."
Nie Huaian frowned, secretly observing?
Father Nie said, "Yes, during this period of time, your mother and I have learned more about the homosexual group, and we agreed that with that child, you can't go off the beaten track, okay."
Nie Huai'an frowned even deeper, not wanting to talk.
Nie's mother looked at Nie Huai'an, "Did you hear me, call me back."
Nie Huai'an ate the food, and said casually: "How many times have I told you, I don't have the relationship with him at all as you think."
"It's not that kind of relationship. He sleeps on your bed with his butt naked?" Mama Nie asked back.
Nie Huai'an's brows were impatient, and he tried his best to calm down and said: "Mom and Dad, didn't I explain everything clearly to you, besides, it's okay even if he sleeps on my bed with his butt naked. What era is this? 419 or something? It's nothing more than normal."
The couple can be said to be a well-known honest and traditional couple in the business field. Nie's mother is gentle and virtuous, and Nie's father has not had any gossip for so many years. The couple never supported 419 and premarital sex. The concept of love that people have formed for many years has collapsed.
Mama Nie frowned, "Who did you child learn these messy ideas from?"
Father Nie said: "Even if you're gay, you're still a man. To be a man, you have to act like a man. The worst thing you can do is to be flirtatious. If you see one and love the other, you'll be indiscreet!"
Nie Huai'an sipped his soup slowly, and chose not to talk to his parents who were confused about the situation.
"I'm talking to you!" Mama Nie raised her voice, with displeasure on her face.
Nie Huai'an was speechless: "Mom and Dad, if I tell you that you don't believe me, then I really don't know what to say."
"What's your attitude!" Papa Nie frowned, full of displeasure, "You've really become more and more drifting in the past two years, and you think it's great to start a company, don't you?"
Nie Huai'an ate the food, bowed his head and did not speak.
Father Nie snorted, "I'm telling you, no matter how capable you are, if you don't have a serious mind and a good behavior, it's useless!"
Nie Huai'an's expression was slightly stiff, and he lowered his eyes and did not speak.
Nie's mother said again: "Don't be unconvinced, no matter how old you are, you are still my child and your father's child. Being old doesn't want to be young."
Nie Huai'an lowered his eyes and smiled, then raised his head: "Mom, I know that you and my father treat me well, but you can't just pull someone to make do with your relationship. I'm at my age, in my early thirties, and looking for a partner is just a matter of life. Old, nothing else, as long as that week was safe, it's unreliable to be a second-hand man."
"Huai'an, your idea is correct, but your opinion about that child is wrong. Your father and I have also investigated the details of their family. They have been honest people for three generations, and their roots are young. That child is not good. No." Nie Ma said: "On the contrary, you have not only drifted away in the past two years, but also have a problem with your life style. You think that if you don't live with me and your dad, we won't know."
"..." Nie Huai'an opened his mouth, but had nothing to say.
He really wanted to ask if he was three years old or 31 years old.
I can't figure out why his parents are so optimistic about a traffic policeman whom they haven't seen a few times.
The older generation is waving the banner of doing your best, it's scary.
Not wanting to listen to his parents' persuasion, Nie Huai'an said perfunctorily: "Okay, listen to you, I will try to date him and see, parents, I'm full, so I'll go back first."
The streets at night are brightly lit and bustling.
Nie Huai'an was driving slowly along the street by himself. He hadn't driven for nearly half a year, and he was in a good mood at this moment.
All of a sudden, he thought of Zhou Ping'an again, thinking about the deduction of his driver's license, and thinking about what Zhou Ping'an had done to him, he could only call him an idiot.
Thinking of what his parents said at the dinner table just now, Nie Huai'an fell into an extremely bad state.
When it comes to love, Nie Huai'an is no longer as vigorous as before, and always feels that he is no longer qualified to hope for love anymore.
When he got divorced a while ago, there was a lot of rumors in the circle about the ex who dumped him and married a woman and then divorced.
All kinds of speculations and false rumors made the matter very fermented. Fortunately, no one knew that his predecessor was Shen Ci, otherwise the elders of the two families would be shaken up.
But others don't know, he himself knows best.In the past many years, there was always someone accompanying him in the passenger seat, and now he personally destroyed that companionship, no wonder anyone.
Many years ago, when he was a sophomore and Shen Ci was a freshman in high school, during that summer vacation, he gave Shen Ci supplementary lessons, and got along with each other day and night, and with Shen Ci's attractive appearance, soon, the two of them fell into a very simple and innocent relationship. sweet love.
But thinking about it carefully, it seems that Shen Ci has always been giving. In order to follow in his footsteps, Shen Ci went to the same university as him and went abroad with him. At that time, Shen Ci was very obedient and innocent, except for others, he was just careful Do your best to maintain that hidden love.
When his parents proposed marrying the Zhou family four years ago, Nie Huai'an had the idea of confessing to his family, but at that time his career had entered a very important transition period. Jia, who rose to fame, became popular overnight, and became a highly anticipated genius in the business world.
All kinds of reports, all kinds of praise, emerge in endlessly, these blinded his eyes, made him only think about status and reputation, and forget the person who has been by his side all the time...
The drama of the heartbroken Chen Shimei was played out on him. When he was a child, he followed the adults and scolded Chen Shimei, but he did not expect that one day he would become Chen Shimei.
The streetlights illuminated his handsome face, he didn't have much expression, and the remorse and apology in his heart couldn't be expressed clearly in a few words.
"Running a red light, driving without a license and driving under the influence of alcohol, are you going to kill yourself? Is it true that no one will check at night?"
At a certain intersection, Zhou Ping'an and his colleagues checked a car and were criticizing and educating it, planning to take it back to the police station for a proper review.
Zhou Pingan asked, "What's your name?"
"Nie Chao."
Zhou Pingan frowned: "Why do people surnamed Nie like to test on the edge of breaking the law? This is really a group violation." He clicked his tongue, "Don't be unhappy, your behavior is called playing with your life, understand? You don't take yourself or others life seriously!"
After being on duty all night, I checked a few violations, and after work in the morning, Zhou Ping went home to have breakfast.
After drinking five steamed buns, two deep-fried dough sticks and two bowls of hot and spicy soup, Zhou Pingan burped in satisfaction and went to catch up on sleep.
In the evening, he was on duty again. When Nie Huai'an was found, he was very happy: "Do you think we are destined or what? Why can we always find you."
Nie Huai'an said coldly, "Because this road is the only way I have to go home from work."
Zhou Pingan leaned in front of him, with a warning all over his face: "The driver's license was finally handed over, so don't try it on the edge of breaking the law again, you know?"
Nie Huaian: "Officer Zhou, don't worry."
He looked down at his watch. It was already 01:30 in the morning. It was a little unexpected that he could meet Zhou Pingan at this point.
"Let's go, abide by the rules and regulations, and get home safely." Zhou Ping'an said again, smiling, showing sharp little canine teeth.
Nie Huai'an raised his eyebrows slightly: "It's also possible that you obey the law, but others don't."
"Why do you care about others, first take care of yourself. If everyone in this world can take care of themselves, then all kinds of accidents will inevitably be much less." Zhou Pingan said: "It's a pity that some people just don't abide by it, they are selfish and deserve to be beaten."
"..." Nie Huai'an laughed angrily, started the car, and left directly.
Five minutes later, Zhou Ping'an received instructions that there was an accident at the intersection ahead, involving a Bentley and a minivan.
Bentley?
Fuck!Zhou Pingan almost ran over, and when he saw Nie Huai'an was the one involved in the accident, he felt that it was really fucking evil.
In a rear-end collision, the rear of Nie Huai'an's car was damaged. Fortunately, his life was not in danger and he injured his wrist.
Went to the hospital for an examination, looked at Nie Huai'an's plastered wrist, Zhou Ping'an said: "Fortunately nothing serious happened, just look at you, you can't drive anymore."
As always, he was babbling and giving him ideological education.
Nie Huai'an was displeased, with a sullen face: "It's not your fault, you talk nonsense to me every day."
"Who is it every day? Don't make false accusations against me. Let people hear me and think I'm going to your house after get off work." Zhou Ping'an had an innocent expression on both of us.
Nie Huaian didn't want to say any more, so he called the driver to pick him up.
Zhou Pingan: "I was sleeping soundly after two o'clock, don't bother the driver, I will take you home."
Nie Huaian refused: "Thank you, no need."
Zhou Pingan frowned: "Excuse me?"
Nie Huaian: "..."
On the way back, Nie Huai'an pulled his face and remained silent all the way, while Zhou Ping'an chattered all the way.
Nie Huai'an couldn't bear it anymore: "Don't you think your throat is tired?"
Zhou Pingan: "I have practiced vocal music, and generally I don't need my voice, and my voice is transmitted by air."
Nie Huaian: "..."
Zhou Pingan: "Mimimi, what, ah...how is it? Professional?"
Nie Huaian: "..."
Zhou Ping'an said: "I was good at singing since I was a child. When I was studying, I participated in the singing competition at school and won the first prize. When I got to work, I would perform on stage whenever there was a party in the bureau, and every time I won a full house."
Nie Huai'an perfunctory: "It's so good."
Zhou Ping'an was even more embarrassed: "It is necessary, how about I give you the head?"
Nie Huaian: "I don't want to hear it."
Zhou Pingan: "I want to hear it, okay, then I will sing a song to wish you peace, this is my favorite song."
"..." Nie Huai'an frowned, and repeated every word: "No, think, listen."
"I don't want to listen to wishing you peace, so I'll sing a song about strict discipline, which is just right for the occasion." Zhou Pingan cleared his throat, "The military horns are loud and clear, and the steps are neat. The people's army has iron discipline. Obedience to orders is a bounden duty. The regulations must be kept in mind... ah discipline and discipline..."
Nie Huaian: "..."
At three o'clock in the morning, a motorcycle was slowly driving on the road, and someone driving the car sang a military song all the way.
At a certain moment, Nie Huai'an couldn't help interjecting, "It's a nuisance in the middle of the night."
Zhou Pingan stopped immediately: "Yes, I'm excited, I forgot about this."
Nie Huai'an snorted softly, "You are the first to break the discipline. The high decibel level in the middle of the night disturbs the people."
Zhou Ping'an was speechless and pouted.
Nie Huai'an snorted again: "Officer Zhou must strictly discipline himself before he can educate others, don't you think so?"
Zhou Pingan frowned: "My name is those who are close to vermilion, red and those who are close to ink, and those who are close to ink are black. You infected me black."
Nie Huai'an retorted: "You are already dark."
Zhou Pingan counterattacked: "I did it in the sun."
Nie Huai'an hummed lightly.
Zhou Ping'an hummed heavily.
After all, he was in his early twenties, and Zhou Ping'an's anger was not going well. Although he looked cautious, he still wrinkled his nose to reveal Nie Huai'an's shortcomings.
After hearing a few words, Nie Huai'an's face turned pale: "I can definitely sue you for verbal violence against citizens for this kind of behavior."
Zhou Pingan: "Team Song taught you that, why don't you use it? Besides, it's all true. You, a business genius, have a lot of gossip. Some people say that you dated a man for many years, but you cheated on him. Married to a woman, but I don't think the credibility of this is high, and it's completely false, but then again, if this is the case, then you are not only wicked, but also scum."
"..." Nie Huai felt relieved.
He wanted to refute, but it was a fact, and there was no room for rebuttal at all.
Maybe he wanted to find someone who could understand his difficulties in this vast crowd, so he asked: "If this is the case, do you think I am hopeless? love?"
Zhou Pingan was stunned by this question, and then shook his head: "No, as long as people who have committed serious violations are willing to correct their mistakes, we will give them a chance. In the same way, in a relationship, if you are scumbag once, as long as you know your mistakes, you can accept them." Just change it, isn’t there a saying, knowing your mistakes can make you better, I have always believed that there is no absolute person, everyone in this world is not perfect, some people look glamorous on the surface, maybe grapes are caught in chrysanthemums.”
The corners of Nie Huai'an's mouth twitched slightly: "...What kind of grapes are sandwiched between chrysanthemums?"
"Hemorrhoids." Zhou Pingan said.
Nie Huaian: "..."
Zhou Ping'an laughed happily: "I once heard from a friend in the anorectal department that some people's hemorrhoids are as big as jujubes, some are like peanuts, and some are like grapes..."
Nie Huaian: "...Suspend this topic."
"Okay, so what do you want to hear?"
Nie Huai'an pursed his lower lip and said, "If I say that rumor is true, I'll be such a scumbag."
"Damn it!" Zhou Ping'an's hands trembled, and the motorcycle turned into a ditch.
"..."
Nie Huai'an's forehead was twitching with veins, he gritted his teeth in the dark ditch and shouted, "Are you a fucking traffic policeman! Get off of me!"
Zhou Pingan: "No, I hurt my ass."
Nie Huaian: "..."
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