Discuss at the apex of the villain [Transmigration Book]
Chapter 42 Doraemon
At around 7 o'clock in the evening, under the dim sky, Yan Shuo watched Ning Jiayou come back from a distance on his bicycle through the floor-to-ceiling windows, with a bulging hiking bag on his back, and he didn't know what was in it.
Yan Shuo was sure that Ning Jiayou would come over, and wanted to see what tricks he was up to, so he didn't go downstairs.
At around 07:30, there was a knock on the door as Yan Shuo predicted.
Yan Shuo didn't make a sound, Ning Jiayou asked cautiously, "Mr. Yan, can I come in? Fat Ju misses her father."
Fat Orange meowed very cooperatively.
Guessing that Yan Shuo was still angry and ignoring him, Ning Jiayou tentatively turned the doorknob: "If you don't speak, I'll take it as your acquiescence? I'm coming in."
The door was pushed open a little, and Fat Ju squeezed in at the head of the pack, and ran to Yan Shuo's side.It kicked back and bounced to Yan Shuo's feet, hugging his legs tightly.
Yan Shuo arrogantly glanced at the culprit, but didn't hug him.
Fat Ju grabbed Yan Shuo's pants and climbed up, lying on his lap.
The room was not turned on, so it was dark, only Yan Shuo's vague outline could be seen.
"I'm turning on the light." Ning Jiayou informed, and turned on the light on the wall.
The bright lights make everything in the house invisible, including Ning Jiayou dressed as Doraemon.
What Ning Jiayou was wearing was not the Doraemon costume made according to the height of the human body, but a swollen doll costume. The whole person was like in the animation, consisting of two balls. After clenching his hands into fists, he was also Two white rolling balls.
He awkwardly moved his body and squeezed in from the door, imitating Doraemon's tone and said to Yanshuo: "It's our first meeting, my name is Doraemon!"
Yan Shuo suppressed the smile on the corner of his mouth, and asked in a cold voice, "What trick are you trying to do?"
"Doraemon can make people's dreams come true, don't play tricks." Ning Jiayou corrected seriously.
Yan Shuo raised his eyebrows: "Doraemon? Come from the future through time and space?"
Ning Jiayou nodded: "Well! You are so smart! I can bring the high technology of the future!"
Yan Shuo opened the drawer of the small desk beside him: "Get in."
Ning Jiayou: "..."
Villain, you have no sense of humor!
"That's the old version of the time machine used by Doraemon, which has been eliminated. Our new time machine cannot be seen by others. But it doesn't matter, I can bring the high technology!" Ning Jiayou imitated Doraemon Doraemon spoke in the tone of voice, and the cheerful background music in "Doraemon" sounded strangely in the room.
In my BGM, no one can beat me.
Fat Ju heard the voice and turned his head curiously to look around.
Yan Shuo clearly understood the source of the music, and his eyelids twitched: "You came against the stereo?"
Ning Jiayou played dumb: "I don't have anything on my shoulders."
"What's with the background music?"
Ning Jiayou is more innocent: "What background music? Our Two-dimensional characters can't hear this kind of thing."
Yan Shuo was almost amused by him, and kept his aloofness with a tense face.
Ning Jiayou danced and said, "I watched the sky at night and calculated with my fingers. I learned that brother Shuo is worried about something, so I came here to get along."
"Doraemon can tell divination?" Yan Shuo asked.
"It won't, but I, Doraemon, can. I'm an upgraded version." Ning Jiayou made up stories in a serious manner.
Yan Shuo reluctantly agreed with this statement, quietly watching Ning Jiayou's acting.
Ning Jiayou put his hands together and said the Buddha's gatha: "Almsgiver, please listen to me. Three thousand threads of affliction, one less thread of affliction now means one less affliction. Look at the masters in the temple. Isn't it much less troublesome?"
Yan Shuo: "You want me to become a monk?"
"No, no, Brother Shuo, you are not bound by the world, so you won't escape into Buddhism. I'm just making an analogy, please let go of your bald troubles."
Yan Shuo snorted coldly.
Seeing that he couldn't let go, Ning Jiayou declared in his heart that Plan A had failed, and silently took out Plan B.
The cheerful background music stopped, and Yan Shuo saw Ning Jiayou take out a wig from the "Two-dimensional" pocket in front of him.
"Dangdangdang—magical wig!" Ning Jiayou imitated the tone in the animation and said word by word, and at the same time the soundtrack of Doraemon holding the props sounded in the room.
What a talent he is.
Yan Shuo couldn't help but want to praise Ning Jiayou.
"As long as you put on this wig, you can become our mighty, handsome and rich domineering president Yan Zong!" Ning Jiayou explained the function of the props, and at the same time sent the wig to Yan Shuo.
"Where did you buy it?" Yan Shuo asked.
"Future world. Would you like to try it on?" Ning Jiayou switched the BGM back to the cheerful music before, tilted his head and looked at Yan Shuo's head, as if thinking about where to start.
This wig was newly cut according to Yan Shuo's original hairstyle, and it was able to cover the small bald spot on his head.
"Although the weather is getting warmer every day, wearing a wig may be hot, but you can turn on the air conditioner. Using the wig and air conditioner together will double the fashion value!"
Yan Shuo snorted softly, and held Ning Jiayou in place with his eyes to prevent him from forcing him to put on a wig.
Don't think that you can easily get his forgiveness like this.
The villain didn't let go, and Ning Jiayou knew that the plan had failed, so he had to put the wig aside and start Planc.
"It doesn't matter if you don't like this one, let's find a lighter one." Ning Jiayou pretended to rummage in the "Two-dimensional" pocket, with his head down, exactly like Doraemon.
As soon as the BMG is turned, the highlight moment exclusive to props comes again.
"Dangdangdang—the all-purpose wig piece!" He held up a black thing, Yan Shuo looked from a distance and thought it was something blurred.
"Put this wig in your hair, and it can block the part you don't want people to see, and at the same time, the charm value is full, so you are the most beautiful boy on this street!" Ning Jiayou eagerly sent the wig to Yan In front of Shuo.
The wig is half the size of a postage stamp, covered with fine short hair, and there are hairpins around it to fix it, so you can't tell it's fake if you don't look closely.
"Where did it come from?" Yan Shuo asked.
Ning Jiayou acted intoxicated: "This is the high technology of the future world."
"speak English."
"...I plucked my own hair and made it in the laboratory."
Yan Shuo raised his eyes and saw that Ning Jiayou's hair was indeed missing a tuft of hair on the left front.
Ning Jiayou tugged at his hair in embarrassment: "Don't worry, after you put on the wig, I will also provide follow-up hair repair services, and the fake ones are as layered as the real ones."
"And then shave my other side?" Yan Shuo asked.
Ning Jiayou shook his head like a rattle: "Absolutely not! This time I will definitely shut Fat Ju out!"
Fat Ju was on all fours, nestling comfortably on Yan Shuo's lap and letting him rub his stomach.His eyes narrowed into a slit in happiness, and his little claws retracted peacefully, how comfortable he looked.
Ning Jiayou suddenly understood the meaning of Gao Shi's phrase "The first half of the soldiers are dead, but the beauties are still singing and dancing under the tent".
He tried his best to coax Yan Shuo, but Fat Ju, the culprit, did nothing and could still be flattered by Yan Shuo.
Cub, Dad has paid so much for you, you can't be a white-eyed wolf in the future.
Ning Jiayou thought in his heart, and heard Yan Shuo ask, "What else?"
Ning Jiayou: "Huh?"
"Just this little sincerity?" Yan Shuo glanced at the wig and wig pieces, showing disgust.
Villains are hard to coax.
But that didn't stop him.
As soon as the BGM turned, Ning Jiayou took out a brown glass bottle the size of an oral solution from the Two-dimensional pocket: "Dangdangdang—hair growth agent!"
Yan Shuo raised his eyebrows: "Will I grow hair after eating?"
"Probably eat it now, and it will grow tomorrow. But you also know that every time Doraemon's props will have a surprise in the end, and this is the same." Ning Jiayou said very euphemistically, and his voice lowered.
Yan Shuo: "Go ahead."
"The effect of this hair restorer can last for about five to seven days, depending on the individual's physique. During the period, except for the part of your hair that will grow back when you lose it, the rest of the hair will grow along with it. Moreover, the process will continue until the effect of the medicine wears off." Ning Jia You felt a bit guilty, it was obviously impossible for Yan Shuo to go out with his flowing hair.
"Food ribs." Yan Shuo spat out two words coldly.
Ning Jiayou silently put the potion on the bedside table: "I made this myself. It's best not to take it. Under natural circumstances, your hair will return to normal in a week. This potion will only backfire."
Yan Shuo: "Then you still dare to bring it?"
"I want to give you a few more choices, what if you want to change your shape?"
Yan Shuo snorted coldly and ignored him.
"If you are not satisfied with these, I have only one last solution." Ning Jiayou said a little frustrated.
Yan Shuo glanced at him.
Ning Jiayou could only use his trump card: "Dangdang--the last electric clipper for revenge! Legend has it that a barber once liked to use this electric clipper to shave people's heads. The barber shaved his head bald on a dark and stormy night."
He clearly used the electric clipper for Yan Shuo's haircut in the afternoon, thanks to him being able to come up with so many excuses.
"Shouldn't this kind of horror story be bloody? Like beheading the barber?" Yan Shuo asked.
"Fat Ju is still here, don't frighten the child." Ning Jiayou said.
Yan Shuo snorted, turned Fat Ju over, and continued to pet the cat.
Ning Jiayou weakly suggested: "If it can calm your anger, I can do it myself now. How about fat orange? Without furry, what's the fun in masturbating cats?"
Yan Shuo rubbed the cat's head twice, and suddenly said, "I'm hungry."
Is this what it means to flip?
Ning Jiayou immediately said: "I'll cook! What do you want to eat?"
"casual."
"Wait a while, it will be ready soon." Ning Jiayou wanted to run, forgetting that he was still wearing a bulky doll costume, slipped on his feet and fell to the ground.Fortunately, he was not hurt, so he took off the headgear, flipped off the doll clothes, and there was still a Doraemon costume inside.
He straightened his crooked red nose, turned his head and smiled at Yan Shuo, and galloped downstairs to cook like a wild horse.
Fat Ju also wanted to go, and chased to the top of the stairs, looking at the long stairs and having trouble, so he could only turn around and meow at Yan Shuo.
Yan Shuo took him down the elevator, and Ning Jiayou was so busy in the kitchen that hot flames even burst out from the pot and went straight to the range hood.
Yan Shuo was startled, Ning Jiayou calmly put the lid on the pot and extinguished the flame.
The whole kitchen is as vibrant as he is.
Dinner will be ready soon.
The two of them had dinner together, and Ning Jiayou thought of the cat climbing frame, and planned to put it on tonight when he was free.
He disassembled the box and put it on the open space in the living room. He was studying the blueprint. Yan Shuo came over with the toolbox, and quickly picked up the wooden blocks and grab boards to start assembling.
Seeing his skillful movements, Ning Jiayou couldn't help asking: "Have you ever raised a cat before?"
"I used to have a dog." Yan Shuo subconsciously looked at Ning Jiayou's head, "It also has curly hair."
Your word "also" is very spiritual. No matter how you hear it, Ning Jiayou thinks you are talking about him.
"What dog?" Ning Jiayou asked.
"Teddy."
"Did he die later?"
"Well, I sneaked out and made someone else's dog belly bigger, and was beaten to death by that family."
Ning Jiayou was surprised: "What?"
Yan Shuo smiled, "Just kidding, I'm old."
Villain, you have changed, you were not like this before.
"Why do you know how to raise Teddy?" Ning Jiayou felt that Yan Shuo, as the supreme villain, had to raise strong dogs like German Shepherd, Pitt, and Doberman in order to show his status.Although Teddy is sometimes fierce, his lethality is not as great as the others.
Yan Shuo lowered his eyes: "My mother bought it when I was a child."
There is no specific description of Mrs. Yan in the article, Ning Jiayou only knows that she died a few years after giving birth to Yan Shuo.
"Madam must love you very much." Ning Jiayou said a word of relief, afraid of bringing up Yan Shuo's sadness, he didn't ask any more questions.
Yan Shuo was stunned for a moment, but also remained silent.
The luxurious cat scratching board bought for Fat Orange looks like a tree, and there are three huts with different shapes on it for him to sleep in.
After working with Yan Shuo to set it up, Ning Jiayou moved it to the corner of the living room so that Fat Jue could play at any time.
The next day, Yan Shuo didn't go out.Ning Jiayou originally planned to go to the library, but because of guilt, he chose to stay and take care of Yan Shuo.
On Monday morning, Ning Jiayou made breakfast and asked Yan Shuo to go downstairs to eat, but Zhou Ze came to deliver the materials.
"Are you going out?" Ning Jiayou asked curiously.
Zhou Ze was even more confused than him: "I won't go out, but Mr. Yan said that he won't go to the company this week and asked me to send the work back. What's wrong with him?"
Because he is bald.
Ning Jiayou was silent for a moment, then solemnly patted Zhou Ze on the shoulder: "The less you know, the safer you are."
Zhou Ze tried his best to hold back the messy thoughts in his head: "...Understood."
After delivering the materials, Zhou Ze picked up the fat orange and sucked it hard. Rua left reluctantly when she was happy.
Yan Shuo's breakfast was brought upstairs by Ning Jiayou. He went to collect the tray and asked Yan Shuo, "What do you have for lunch?"
"Zhou Ze will make arrangements, you can go to school." Yan Shuo said and threw him something.
Ning Jiayou caught it, and it turned out to be the car key of a Maserati.
"It's raining in the afternoon." Yan Shuo said calmly.
People borrow umbrellas, you borrow cars, and they are still luxury cars.
Ning Jiayou was shocked by his aggressiveness and dared not answer: "No need, I've brought an umbrella."
Yan Shuo turned his displeased eyes, and Ning Jiayou hurriedly grabbed the car keys that he was about to put down, "I'm still a student, so it's not good to drive such a ostentatious car."
Yan Shuo said, "It's a low-key model."
Maserati's devil's fork is thrusting there, trying to be low-key, but it can't be low-key.
Ning Jiayou shook his head: "It's really not necessary, if I bump into it, I can't afford it..."
"Buy insurance."
Ning Jiayou still hesitated: "I dare not drive such a good car..."
Yan Shuo seemed to have heard some joke, so he sneered, "My Rolls-Royce is much more expensive than a Maserati, and you drove like a fish the day before yesterday, why don't you dare to drive this old car?"
"I was a driver for you at the time, but now I use it for myself, so my mentality is different. And I didn't know that it was the legendary Rolls-Royce, let alone its price." Ning Jiayou started talking nonsense.
"Then how do you know this car is expensive?" Yan Shuo asked.
"Just recognized the sign."
Yan Shuo let out a disdainful "huh": "I don't want to be photographed because you are walking to the bus, causing tomorrow's headline in the Imperial Capital Evening News to question whether I am bankrupt."
Ning Jiayou signaled him to rest assured: "The "Didu Evening News" belongs to Yan Shi, and will never release your news casually."
Yan Shuo was taken aback: "How do you know?"
Because he read the full text.
Ning Jiayou remained calm: "This information is public, and I happened to see it once."
Yan Shuo reminded him: "I haven't bought the "Didu Evening News" yet."
Ning Jiayou: "..."
Overturned.
As an excellent time traveler, Ning Jiayou felt that he could still save him: "But you have this plan, I thought it was successful."
Yan Shuo stared at Ning Jiayou suspiciously.
Ning Jiayou didn't want him to get entangled in this topic anymore, so he shook the car key in his hand at Yan Shuo: "It really makes me super happy that you can lend me the car. Then I won't be polite."
He turned to leave, but was stopped by Yan Shuo.
Ning Jiayou smiled at Yan Shuo with a stiff neck, "What else do you want?" But don't ask about the "Emperor Capital Evening News".
Yan Shuo picked up a card on the table and handed it to him: "Oil card."
Ning Jiayou was surprised: "I'll pay for the gas myself."
"What if you shoddy it and burned my car?" Yan Shuo showed disgust.
Ning Jiayou: "...that's fine. Thank you, the sponsor's father."
Yan Shuo suppressed the corner of his mouth that was about to rise, picked up the folder at hand again, and looked down carefully.
The alluring sunlight poured into the room through the translucent curtain, Yan Shuo's whole body was bathed in the light, making his handsome face even more noble.
So lovely.
Ning Jiayou sighed inwardly, then gathered his things and went to school.
He has been two days behind schedule and needs to get back as soon as possible.
However, seeing the Maserati parked in another garage downstairs, Ning Jiayou felt that Yan Shuo was lying.This car is a sports model, and the white body is not conspicuous. Compared with other models of their family, it is indeed more low-key.
But the car is very brand new, the four tires are not stained with much dust, and it looks new at first glance.
Yan Shuo actually said it was an old car.
I don't understand how rich people think.
Ning Jiayou started the car, put the fuel card into the hidden compartment, then slowly exited the garage and drove towards the school.
At noon, Ning Jiayou was worried that Yan Shuo would be fooling around and would not eat lunch, so he planned to take a peek at the surveillance camera.
Mainly to look at the fat orange, by the way, to see if there is any food on the table.
He didn't pay attention to the treacherous words.
However, just after the surveillance was turned on, Ning Jiayou saw a group of strangers walking through the living room.
Yan Shuo doesn't like crowds, and now that he's bald, he doesn't want to meet people, why would a group of strangers come in suddenly?
Because of the angle, Ning Jiayou could only see the backs of these people, without Yan Shuo.
He wanted to call Yan Shuo to inquire about the situation, but he was afraid that the ringing would reveal Yan Shuo's location instead.
He sent a message to ask Yan Shuo if he was okay, and went to check other cameras.
The surveillance cameras in the villa were not fully installed. Ning Jiayou checked all the surveillance cameras he could find, but did not find any of these people.
They must have gone to the second floor, and there was no monitoring upstairs.
Yan Shuo usually never leaves his phone, but this time he didn't reply to his messages.Ning Jiayou was worried, and immediately called the police as he ran out of the library.
He drove back to find Yan Shuo, the distance between the villa and the school was not too far, and he received a call from Yan Shuo as soon as he drove to the gate of the community.
"I'm fine." There was a helpless smile in the villain's voice.
Ning Jiayou's hanging heart fell to the ground: "Really?"
"Well, I didn't see your message just now. Why did you call the police? Why don't you just call me?"
"What if you hide cleverly and I call, and the ringtone reveals your location? It's always done like this in TV dramas."
Yan Shuo chuckled, "We're not in a TV show."
Ning Jiayou didn't know how to tell him that we were in the book, and both of them were cannon fodder: "As long as you are fine. I'll be right back, have you eaten yet?"
"not yet."
"Then let me cook when I come back." Ning Jiayou parked the car and went back to the house.
Yan Shuo happened to be downstairs, and the group of people who had come before had planned to leave, but they were blocked by Fat Ju, and they were watching it rolling the ball, exclaiming "It's so cute" and "Awei is dead" from time to time, It also includes English.
Ning Jiayou had just finished greeting Yan Shuo when he heard the movement of this group of people and looked over curiously.Looking at their backs from another angle, I somehow feel that these people look familiar.
Yan Shuo explained: "Today, let a few people in charge of the company come to a meeting."
Before the words were finished, a yellow-haired foreigner in front turned around and saw Ning Jiayou, and greeted him happily: "Ning!"
Yan Shuo: "???"
"I didn't expect to see you here!" The foreigner spoke broken Chinese and walked towards Ning Jiayou happily.
The rest of the people also noticed Ning Jiayou and greeted him one after another.
Ning Jiayou gave Yan Shuo a narrow look, and shook hands with them one by one.
Yan Shuo didn't expect them to know each other. Seeing Ning Jiayou chatting happily with them, he felt a little gloomy.
Fat Ju got tired of playing with the ball, walked to Yan Shuo's side, jumped onto his pedals, and lightly rubbed his legs begging for a hug.
Yan Shuo hugged it for a while, and Ning Jiayou learned the whole story.He asked these experts to sit in the living room for a while, and went to the kitchen to make them tea.
Yan Shuo followed with a gloomy face.
Ning Jiayou smiled and said, "I didn't expect Mr. Yan's colleague to be one of the world's top [-] neurologists and orthopedics experts."
Before Yan Shuo's surgery, there was an academic conference in the imperial capital, which was about neurology and orthopedics.Most of the top doctors in the world attended this meeting, and Ning Jiayou happened to be there too.
With his ability, it is easy to impress people.
Yan Shuo figured out the reason, and his expression got worse: "I'm planning to recruit them."
"These people are not easy to recruit, and some of them belong to state agencies. Are you trying to poach the country's corner?" Ning Jiayou asked.
Yan Shuochao was stubborn: "If you don't try it, how will you know if it will work?"
Ning Jiayou was quite impressed: "Then wait for your good news."
Yan Shuo snorted softly, as if he didn't need Ning Jiayou's support at all.
Ning Jiayou rinsed the glasses used for serving guests, and put tea leaves on them.
When he went to fetch hot water, Yan Shuo sighed and said in a low voice, "It's not that I don't believe you."
Ning Jiayou paused slightly when pouring hot water: "What?"
"I plan to restart the treatment, but I don't want you to bear all the pressure alone. Ning Jiayou..." The rest of the words were pale at this moment, Yan Shuo paused, and repeated what he just said, "It's not that I don't believe you .”
He just...felt sorry for him.
The author has something to say: [Yan Shuo: The daughter-in-law came back suddenly, feeling guilty as if she had been caught and raped]
I have something to do at home in the past two days. It may be difficult to write a 9000-word chapter. I will try to write as much as possible. Thank you for your understanding~
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Yan Shuo was sure that Ning Jiayou would come over, and wanted to see what tricks he was up to, so he didn't go downstairs.
At around 07:30, there was a knock on the door as Yan Shuo predicted.
Yan Shuo didn't make a sound, Ning Jiayou asked cautiously, "Mr. Yan, can I come in? Fat Ju misses her father."
Fat Orange meowed very cooperatively.
Guessing that Yan Shuo was still angry and ignoring him, Ning Jiayou tentatively turned the doorknob: "If you don't speak, I'll take it as your acquiescence? I'm coming in."
The door was pushed open a little, and Fat Ju squeezed in at the head of the pack, and ran to Yan Shuo's side.It kicked back and bounced to Yan Shuo's feet, hugging his legs tightly.
Yan Shuo arrogantly glanced at the culprit, but didn't hug him.
Fat Ju grabbed Yan Shuo's pants and climbed up, lying on his lap.
The room was not turned on, so it was dark, only Yan Shuo's vague outline could be seen.
"I'm turning on the light." Ning Jiayou informed, and turned on the light on the wall.
The bright lights make everything in the house invisible, including Ning Jiayou dressed as Doraemon.
What Ning Jiayou was wearing was not the Doraemon costume made according to the height of the human body, but a swollen doll costume. The whole person was like in the animation, consisting of two balls. After clenching his hands into fists, he was also Two white rolling balls.
He awkwardly moved his body and squeezed in from the door, imitating Doraemon's tone and said to Yanshuo: "It's our first meeting, my name is Doraemon!"
Yan Shuo suppressed the smile on the corner of his mouth, and asked in a cold voice, "What trick are you trying to do?"
"Doraemon can make people's dreams come true, don't play tricks." Ning Jiayou corrected seriously.
Yan Shuo raised his eyebrows: "Doraemon? Come from the future through time and space?"
Ning Jiayou nodded: "Well! You are so smart! I can bring the high technology of the future!"
Yan Shuo opened the drawer of the small desk beside him: "Get in."
Ning Jiayou: "..."
Villain, you have no sense of humor!
"That's the old version of the time machine used by Doraemon, which has been eliminated. Our new time machine cannot be seen by others. But it doesn't matter, I can bring the high technology!" Ning Jiayou imitated Doraemon Doraemon spoke in the tone of voice, and the cheerful background music in "Doraemon" sounded strangely in the room.
In my BGM, no one can beat me.
Fat Ju heard the voice and turned his head curiously to look around.
Yan Shuo clearly understood the source of the music, and his eyelids twitched: "You came against the stereo?"
Ning Jiayou played dumb: "I don't have anything on my shoulders."
"What's with the background music?"
Ning Jiayou is more innocent: "What background music? Our Two-dimensional characters can't hear this kind of thing."
Yan Shuo was almost amused by him, and kept his aloofness with a tense face.
Ning Jiayou danced and said, "I watched the sky at night and calculated with my fingers. I learned that brother Shuo is worried about something, so I came here to get along."
"Doraemon can tell divination?" Yan Shuo asked.
"It won't, but I, Doraemon, can. I'm an upgraded version." Ning Jiayou made up stories in a serious manner.
Yan Shuo reluctantly agreed with this statement, quietly watching Ning Jiayou's acting.
Ning Jiayou put his hands together and said the Buddha's gatha: "Almsgiver, please listen to me. Three thousand threads of affliction, one less thread of affliction now means one less affliction. Look at the masters in the temple. Isn't it much less troublesome?"
Yan Shuo: "You want me to become a monk?"
"No, no, Brother Shuo, you are not bound by the world, so you won't escape into Buddhism. I'm just making an analogy, please let go of your bald troubles."
Yan Shuo snorted coldly.
Seeing that he couldn't let go, Ning Jiayou declared in his heart that Plan A had failed, and silently took out Plan B.
The cheerful background music stopped, and Yan Shuo saw Ning Jiayou take out a wig from the "Two-dimensional" pocket in front of him.
"Dangdangdang—magical wig!" Ning Jiayou imitated the tone in the animation and said word by word, and at the same time the soundtrack of Doraemon holding the props sounded in the room.
What a talent he is.
Yan Shuo couldn't help but want to praise Ning Jiayou.
"As long as you put on this wig, you can become our mighty, handsome and rich domineering president Yan Zong!" Ning Jiayou explained the function of the props, and at the same time sent the wig to Yan Shuo.
"Where did you buy it?" Yan Shuo asked.
"Future world. Would you like to try it on?" Ning Jiayou switched the BGM back to the cheerful music before, tilted his head and looked at Yan Shuo's head, as if thinking about where to start.
This wig was newly cut according to Yan Shuo's original hairstyle, and it was able to cover the small bald spot on his head.
"Although the weather is getting warmer every day, wearing a wig may be hot, but you can turn on the air conditioner. Using the wig and air conditioner together will double the fashion value!"
Yan Shuo snorted softly, and held Ning Jiayou in place with his eyes to prevent him from forcing him to put on a wig.
Don't think that you can easily get his forgiveness like this.
The villain didn't let go, and Ning Jiayou knew that the plan had failed, so he had to put the wig aside and start Planc.
"It doesn't matter if you don't like this one, let's find a lighter one." Ning Jiayou pretended to rummage in the "Two-dimensional" pocket, with his head down, exactly like Doraemon.
As soon as the BMG is turned, the highlight moment exclusive to props comes again.
"Dangdangdang—the all-purpose wig piece!" He held up a black thing, Yan Shuo looked from a distance and thought it was something blurred.
"Put this wig in your hair, and it can block the part you don't want people to see, and at the same time, the charm value is full, so you are the most beautiful boy on this street!" Ning Jiayou eagerly sent the wig to Yan In front of Shuo.
The wig is half the size of a postage stamp, covered with fine short hair, and there are hairpins around it to fix it, so you can't tell it's fake if you don't look closely.
"Where did it come from?" Yan Shuo asked.
Ning Jiayou acted intoxicated: "This is the high technology of the future world."
"speak English."
"...I plucked my own hair and made it in the laboratory."
Yan Shuo raised his eyes and saw that Ning Jiayou's hair was indeed missing a tuft of hair on the left front.
Ning Jiayou tugged at his hair in embarrassment: "Don't worry, after you put on the wig, I will also provide follow-up hair repair services, and the fake ones are as layered as the real ones."
"And then shave my other side?" Yan Shuo asked.
Ning Jiayou shook his head like a rattle: "Absolutely not! This time I will definitely shut Fat Ju out!"
Fat Ju was on all fours, nestling comfortably on Yan Shuo's lap and letting him rub his stomach.His eyes narrowed into a slit in happiness, and his little claws retracted peacefully, how comfortable he looked.
Ning Jiayou suddenly understood the meaning of Gao Shi's phrase "The first half of the soldiers are dead, but the beauties are still singing and dancing under the tent".
He tried his best to coax Yan Shuo, but Fat Ju, the culprit, did nothing and could still be flattered by Yan Shuo.
Cub, Dad has paid so much for you, you can't be a white-eyed wolf in the future.
Ning Jiayou thought in his heart, and heard Yan Shuo ask, "What else?"
Ning Jiayou: "Huh?"
"Just this little sincerity?" Yan Shuo glanced at the wig and wig pieces, showing disgust.
Villains are hard to coax.
But that didn't stop him.
As soon as the BGM turned, Ning Jiayou took out a brown glass bottle the size of an oral solution from the Two-dimensional pocket: "Dangdangdang—hair growth agent!"
Yan Shuo raised his eyebrows: "Will I grow hair after eating?"
"Probably eat it now, and it will grow tomorrow. But you also know that every time Doraemon's props will have a surprise in the end, and this is the same." Ning Jiayou said very euphemistically, and his voice lowered.
Yan Shuo: "Go ahead."
"The effect of this hair restorer can last for about five to seven days, depending on the individual's physique. During the period, except for the part of your hair that will grow back when you lose it, the rest of the hair will grow along with it. Moreover, the process will continue until the effect of the medicine wears off." Ning Jia You felt a bit guilty, it was obviously impossible for Yan Shuo to go out with his flowing hair.
"Food ribs." Yan Shuo spat out two words coldly.
Ning Jiayou silently put the potion on the bedside table: "I made this myself. It's best not to take it. Under natural circumstances, your hair will return to normal in a week. This potion will only backfire."
Yan Shuo: "Then you still dare to bring it?"
"I want to give you a few more choices, what if you want to change your shape?"
Yan Shuo snorted coldly and ignored him.
"If you are not satisfied with these, I have only one last solution." Ning Jiayou said a little frustrated.
Yan Shuo glanced at him.
Ning Jiayou could only use his trump card: "Dangdang--the last electric clipper for revenge! Legend has it that a barber once liked to use this electric clipper to shave people's heads. The barber shaved his head bald on a dark and stormy night."
He clearly used the electric clipper for Yan Shuo's haircut in the afternoon, thanks to him being able to come up with so many excuses.
"Shouldn't this kind of horror story be bloody? Like beheading the barber?" Yan Shuo asked.
"Fat Ju is still here, don't frighten the child." Ning Jiayou said.
Yan Shuo snorted, turned Fat Ju over, and continued to pet the cat.
Ning Jiayou weakly suggested: "If it can calm your anger, I can do it myself now. How about fat orange? Without furry, what's the fun in masturbating cats?"
Yan Shuo rubbed the cat's head twice, and suddenly said, "I'm hungry."
Is this what it means to flip?
Ning Jiayou immediately said: "I'll cook! What do you want to eat?"
"casual."
"Wait a while, it will be ready soon." Ning Jiayou wanted to run, forgetting that he was still wearing a bulky doll costume, slipped on his feet and fell to the ground.Fortunately, he was not hurt, so he took off the headgear, flipped off the doll clothes, and there was still a Doraemon costume inside.
He straightened his crooked red nose, turned his head and smiled at Yan Shuo, and galloped downstairs to cook like a wild horse.
Fat Ju also wanted to go, and chased to the top of the stairs, looking at the long stairs and having trouble, so he could only turn around and meow at Yan Shuo.
Yan Shuo took him down the elevator, and Ning Jiayou was so busy in the kitchen that hot flames even burst out from the pot and went straight to the range hood.
Yan Shuo was startled, Ning Jiayou calmly put the lid on the pot and extinguished the flame.
The whole kitchen is as vibrant as he is.
Dinner will be ready soon.
The two of them had dinner together, and Ning Jiayou thought of the cat climbing frame, and planned to put it on tonight when he was free.
He disassembled the box and put it on the open space in the living room. He was studying the blueprint. Yan Shuo came over with the toolbox, and quickly picked up the wooden blocks and grab boards to start assembling.
Seeing his skillful movements, Ning Jiayou couldn't help asking: "Have you ever raised a cat before?"
"I used to have a dog." Yan Shuo subconsciously looked at Ning Jiayou's head, "It also has curly hair."
Your word "also" is very spiritual. No matter how you hear it, Ning Jiayou thinks you are talking about him.
"What dog?" Ning Jiayou asked.
"Teddy."
"Did he die later?"
"Well, I sneaked out and made someone else's dog belly bigger, and was beaten to death by that family."
Ning Jiayou was surprised: "What?"
Yan Shuo smiled, "Just kidding, I'm old."
Villain, you have changed, you were not like this before.
"Why do you know how to raise Teddy?" Ning Jiayou felt that Yan Shuo, as the supreme villain, had to raise strong dogs like German Shepherd, Pitt, and Doberman in order to show his status.Although Teddy is sometimes fierce, his lethality is not as great as the others.
Yan Shuo lowered his eyes: "My mother bought it when I was a child."
There is no specific description of Mrs. Yan in the article, Ning Jiayou only knows that she died a few years after giving birth to Yan Shuo.
"Madam must love you very much." Ning Jiayou said a word of relief, afraid of bringing up Yan Shuo's sadness, he didn't ask any more questions.
Yan Shuo was stunned for a moment, but also remained silent.
The luxurious cat scratching board bought for Fat Orange looks like a tree, and there are three huts with different shapes on it for him to sleep in.
After working with Yan Shuo to set it up, Ning Jiayou moved it to the corner of the living room so that Fat Jue could play at any time.
The next day, Yan Shuo didn't go out.Ning Jiayou originally planned to go to the library, but because of guilt, he chose to stay and take care of Yan Shuo.
On Monday morning, Ning Jiayou made breakfast and asked Yan Shuo to go downstairs to eat, but Zhou Ze came to deliver the materials.
"Are you going out?" Ning Jiayou asked curiously.
Zhou Ze was even more confused than him: "I won't go out, but Mr. Yan said that he won't go to the company this week and asked me to send the work back. What's wrong with him?"
Because he is bald.
Ning Jiayou was silent for a moment, then solemnly patted Zhou Ze on the shoulder: "The less you know, the safer you are."
Zhou Ze tried his best to hold back the messy thoughts in his head: "...Understood."
After delivering the materials, Zhou Ze picked up the fat orange and sucked it hard. Rua left reluctantly when she was happy.
Yan Shuo's breakfast was brought upstairs by Ning Jiayou. He went to collect the tray and asked Yan Shuo, "What do you have for lunch?"
"Zhou Ze will make arrangements, you can go to school." Yan Shuo said and threw him something.
Ning Jiayou caught it, and it turned out to be the car key of a Maserati.
"It's raining in the afternoon." Yan Shuo said calmly.
People borrow umbrellas, you borrow cars, and they are still luxury cars.
Ning Jiayou was shocked by his aggressiveness and dared not answer: "No need, I've brought an umbrella."
Yan Shuo turned his displeased eyes, and Ning Jiayou hurriedly grabbed the car keys that he was about to put down, "I'm still a student, so it's not good to drive such a ostentatious car."
Yan Shuo said, "It's a low-key model."
Maserati's devil's fork is thrusting there, trying to be low-key, but it can't be low-key.
Ning Jiayou shook his head: "It's really not necessary, if I bump into it, I can't afford it..."
"Buy insurance."
Ning Jiayou still hesitated: "I dare not drive such a good car..."
Yan Shuo seemed to have heard some joke, so he sneered, "My Rolls-Royce is much more expensive than a Maserati, and you drove like a fish the day before yesterday, why don't you dare to drive this old car?"
"I was a driver for you at the time, but now I use it for myself, so my mentality is different. And I didn't know that it was the legendary Rolls-Royce, let alone its price." Ning Jiayou started talking nonsense.
"Then how do you know this car is expensive?" Yan Shuo asked.
"Just recognized the sign."
Yan Shuo let out a disdainful "huh": "I don't want to be photographed because you are walking to the bus, causing tomorrow's headline in the Imperial Capital Evening News to question whether I am bankrupt."
Ning Jiayou signaled him to rest assured: "The "Didu Evening News" belongs to Yan Shi, and will never release your news casually."
Yan Shuo was taken aback: "How do you know?"
Because he read the full text.
Ning Jiayou remained calm: "This information is public, and I happened to see it once."
Yan Shuo reminded him: "I haven't bought the "Didu Evening News" yet."
Ning Jiayou: "..."
Overturned.
As an excellent time traveler, Ning Jiayou felt that he could still save him: "But you have this plan, I thought it was successful."
Yan Shuo stared at Ning Jiayou suspiciously.
Ning Jiayou didn't want him to get entangled in this topic anymore, so he shook the car key in his hand at Yan Shuo: "It really makes me super happy that you can lend me the car. Then I won't be polite."
He turned to leave, but was stopped by Yan Shuo.
Ning Jiayou smiled at Yan Shuo with a stiff neck, "What else do you want?" But don't ask about the "Emperor Capital Evening News".
Yan Shuo picked up a card on the table and handed it to him: "Oil card."
Ning Jiayou was surprised: "I'll pay for the gas myself."
"What if you shoddy it and burned my car?" Yan Shuo showed disgust.
Ning Jiayou: "...that's fine. Thank you, the sponsor's father."
Yan Shuo suppressed the corner of his mouth that was about to rise, picked up the folder at hand again, and looked down carefully.
The alluring sunlight poured into the room through the translucent curtain, Yan Shuo's whole body was bathed in the light, making his handsome face even more noble.
So lovely.
Ning Jiayou sighed inwardly, then gathered his things and went to school.
He has been two days behind schedule and needs to get back as soon as possible.
However, seeing the Maserati parked in another garage downstairs, Ning Jiayou felt that Yan Shuo was lying.This car is a sports model, and the white body is not conspicuous. Compared with other models of their family, it is indeed more low-key.
But the car is very brand new, the four tires are not stained with much dust, and it looks new at first glance.
Yan Shuo actually said it was an old car.
I don't understand how rich people think.
Ning Jiayou started the car, put the fuel card into the hidden compartment, then slowly exited the garage and drove towards the school.
At noon, Ning Jiayou was worried that Yan Shuo would be fooling around and would not eat lunch, so he planned to take a peek at the surveillance camera.
Mainly to look at the fat orange, by the way, to see if there is any food on the table.
He didn't pay attention to the treacherous words.
However, just after the surveillance was turned on, Ning Jiayou saw a group of strangers walking through the living room.
Yan Shuo doesn't like crowds, and now that he's bald, he doesn't want to meet people, why would a group of strangers come in suddenly?
Because of the angle, Ning Jiayou could only see the backs of these people, without Yan Shuo.
He wanted to call Yan Shuo to inquire about the situation, but he was afraid that the ringing would reveal Yan Shuo's location instead.
He sent a message to ask Yan Shuo if he was okay, and went to check other cameras.
The surveillance cameras in the villa were not fully installed. Ning Jiayou checked all the surveillance cameras he could find, but did not find any of these people.
They must have gone to the second floor, and there was no monitoring upstairs.
Yan Shuo usually never leaves his phone, but this time he didn't reply to his messages.Ning Jiayou was worried, and immediately called the police as he ran out of the library.
He drove back to find Yan Shuo, the distance between the villa and the school was not too far, and he received a call from Yan Shuo as soon as he drove to the gate of the community.
"I'm fine." There was a helpless smile in the villain's voice.
Ning Jiayou's hanging heart fell to the ground: "Really?"
"Well, I didn't see your message just now. Why did you call the police? Why don't you just call me?"
"What if you hide cleverly and I call, and the ringtone reveals your location? It's always done like this in TV dramas."
Yan Shuo chuckled, "We're not in a TV show."
Ning Jiayou didn't know how to tell him that we were in the book, and both of them were cannon fodder: "As long as you are fine. I'll be right back, have you eaten yet?"
"not yet."
"Then let me cook when I come back." Ning Jiayou parked the car and went back to the house.
Yan Shuo happened to be downstairs, and the group of people who had come before had planned to leave, but they were blocked by Fat Ju, and they were watching it rolling the ball, exclaiming "It's so cute" and "Awei is dead" from time to time, It also includes English.
Ning Jiayou had just finished greeting Yan Shuo when he heard the movement of this group of people and looked over curiously.Looking at their backs from another angle, I somehow feel that these people look familiar.
Yan Shuo explained: "Today, let a few people in charge of the company come to a meeting."
Before the words were finished, a yellow-haired foreigner in front turned around and saw Ning Jiayou, and greeted him happily: "Ning!"
Yan Shuo: "???"
"I didn't expect to see you here!" The foreigner spoke broken Chinese and walked towards Ning Jiayou happily.
The rest of the people also noticed Ning Jiayou and greeted him one after another.
Ning Jiayou gave Yan Shuo a narrow look, and shook hands with them one by one.
Yan Shuo didn't expect them to know each other. Seeing Ning Jiayou chatting happily with them, he felt a little gloomy.
Fat Ju got tired of playing with the ball, walked to Yan Shuo's side, jumped onto his pedals, and lightly rubbed his legs begging for a hug.
Yan Shuo hugged it for a while, and Ning Jiayou learned the whole story.He asked these experts to sit in the living room for a while, and went to the kitchen to make them tea.
Yan Shuo followed with a gloomy face.
Ning Jiayou smiled and said, "I didn't expect Mr. Yan's colleague to be one of the world's top [-] neurologists and orthopedics experts."
Before Yan Shuo's surgery, there was an academic conference in the imperial capital, which was about neurology and orthopedics.Most of the top doctors in the world attended this meeting, and Ning Jiayou happened to be there too.
With his ability, it is easy to impress people.
Yan Shuo figured out the reason, and his expression got worse: "I'm planning to recruit them."
"These people are not easy to recruit, and some of them belong to state agencies. Are you trying to poach the country's corner?" Ning Jiayou asked.
Yan Shuochao was stubborn: "If you don't try it, how will you know if it will work?"
Ning Jiayou was quite impressed: "Then wait for your good news."
Yan Shuo snorted softly, as if he didn't need Ning Jiayou's support at all.
Ning Jiayou rinsed the glasses used for serving guests, and put tea leaves on them.
When he went to fetch hot water, Yan Shuo sighed and said in a low voice, "It's not that I don't believe you."
Ning Jiayou paused slightly when pouring hot water: "What?"
"I plan to restart the treatment, but I don't want you to bear all the pressure alone. Ning Jiayou..." The rest of the words were pale at this moment, Yan Shuo paused, and repeated what he just said, "It's not that I don't believe you .”
He just...felt sorry for him.
The author has something to say: [Yan Shuo: The daughter-in-law came back suddenly, feeling guilty as if she had been caught and raped]
I have something to do at home in the past two days. It may be difficult to write a 9000-word chapter. I will try to write as much as possible. Thank you for your understanding~
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of monsters; 4 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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