I'm not popular, it's all your fault no matter what.

Cui Yan's thinking was a little confused.

Ji Miao's actions just now revealed a faint ambiguity, as if a fire was going to burn his whole body red.

He froze in his seat, not knowing what expression and action to put on, and Ji Miao seemed to be stunned too, staring fixedly at Cui Yan's face, hesitant to speak.

Just when this scene was extremely embarrassing, and it seemed that something was about to happen, Rhubarb suddenly let out a big "meow", and then bowed his body, all the hair on his body exploded, looking like he was about to go crazy.

The two of them quickly came back to their senses, and Ji Miao turned her head, still holding the napkin in her hand.

Rhubarb became more and more upset, and suddenly jumped up from the ground and jumped onto Ji Miao's body. Both Ji Miao and Cui Yan were shocked, and then Rhubarb smeared Ji Miao's face.

Cui Yan turned pale with shock: "Rhubarb!!"

You must know that the most important thing for an artist is his face!

Get the cat down in a panic, Cui Yan took a look and then heaved a sigh of relief - Ji Miao's face is only a few red marks, not disfigured, it seems that Rhubarb is also very measured, nails are tucked in the meat pad I just went to fan Ji Miao.

Ji Miao smiled wryly: Should I thank Master Cat for his consideration?

Rhubarb squatted beside him and licked his paws disdainfully: I won't give you a chance to win Yanyan's sympathy, huh!

Because of Rhubarb's fuss, the ambiguous atmosphere before was swept away. After eating the cheesecake, Cui Yan felt seventy percent full, but even though he wasn't hungry, he still wanted to eat some snacks. Miao stayed to play the game.

"Ah, it's been a long time since I've broadcast live!" Ji Miao suddenly remembered.

He went to shoot for half a year and didn't update it, probably the fans are almost lost (paralyzed)

Cui Yan glanced at him sideways: Come on, just show your vest, you will still have so many fans if you don't update again.

I'm not jealous.

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Ji Miao thought very well, but Cui Yan politely dealt with him.

Said: I don’t really want to play games right now, you just play games and I’ll just watch from the side.

Although Ji Miao felt disappointed, she didn't force it.

I went to Weibo to notify, and then Ji Miao started a live broadcast. At this time, the fans who had been following Ji Miao's Weibo all exploded: Is Miaomiao finally ready to update! ! !

Turning on the microphone, Ji Miao cleared his throat. He subconsciously glanced at Cui Yan who was next to him. Cui Yan was sitting next to him on a bench. Noticing his gaze, he said "Look what I'm doing." , Go live" gave him a look.

Ji Miao couldn't help but smirk a bit, and then said:

"Long time no see, everyone! I'm Yunshui Miaomiao! Speaking of which, I haven't been online for half a year. It's mainly three-dimensional work, so I really can't help it... But seeing so many people waiting, I always feel that I'm very happy~"

The fans in the barrage were also very excited, and they all said that they were happiest seeing Miaomiao.

Cui Yan raised his eyebrows, took a sip of the hot cocoa Ji Miao made for him.

Very welcome this guy.

"Well, what games are we going to play today..." Ji Miao glanced at the icons on the desktop, a little worried, "Ah, to be honest, I don't really want to play these today..."

While struggling, Cui Yan tugged at Ji Miao's sleeve, Ji Miao turned her head, and saw Cui Yan leaning over and pointing her finger at the steam icon on the desktop.

After being reminded, Ji Miao immediately reacted: "Ah! Then let's go to Steam and buy one. There should be many new games coming out after not logging in for so long?"

Barrage:

【What's weird about Miaomiao today? 】

[Where is the strange plus 1]

[Is there someone next to Miaomiao?What a goblin! 】

The last barrage got the approval of many people.

Of course Cui Yan saw it too, and let out a soft hum in his throat.

But it was more like a laugh than a snort. This sound was heard by the sharp-eared fans, and immediately caused an uproar.

Ji Miao looked at the excited fans in the barrage, and his face suddenly wrinkled into a bitter gourd. He looked at Cui Yan again, and the other party had an expression of nothing to do with him, and when he saw him watching, he stared back confidently.

Sweating slightly, Cui Yan felt a little childish today, so Ji Miao had no choice but to appease the barrage: "Ah, there is indeed someone next to me, it's just my friend. He's watching my live broadcast next to me."

However, the barrage is still a bit indomitable:

[I don't follow, I don't follow!How come the little fairy can watch him play games at Miaomiao's house! _(:з」∠)_]

[... Miaomiao could be your girlfriend? ~】

【↑Maybe it's a boyfriend 23333】

【Oh, I'm so envious, I really want to go to Miaomiao's house (paralyzed)】

Looking at these bullet screens, Ji Miao was about to break out in a cold sweat when she thought of the "little fairy" guessed by the fans sitting next to her.

"It's really just friends...not some goblin!"

The little fairy Cui Yan next to him looked at him, and suddenly moved close to Ji Miao's ear and blew. Ji Miao's body shook, and she almost jumped up from her seat, making a loud noise.

This sound caused the fans to speculate again and again. Ji Miao had nothing to do with Cui Yan, and finally ran to cut two more cheesecakes for Cui Yan, and the other party calmed down a little.

After a period of turmoil, Cui Yan looked at the cheesecake in his hand and then at Ji Miao, turning his head silently and blushing for a while.

To tell the truth, that little action just now was already his limit, and his heart almost jumped out after he did it, but fortunately he didn't blush.

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After picking and choosing, Ji Miao finally bought "The Binding of Isaac" under Cui Yan's suggestion.

Isaac is a very old but well-known 2D plane clearance game. In the game, players need to operate a funny-looking villain to shuttle through rooms with one another, defeat all kinds of strange monsters, and obtain props, etc. wait.

The villain, that is, the weapon used by our protagonist Isaac to attack is his own tears. Although Ji Miao doesn't know much about Isaac, he also listens to human dramas and sees Isaac's plot full of deep meaning.

All in all, this is a plane shooter.

Ji Miao downloaded the game, the 2D screen was made so the game was not very big, and it was installed within a few minutes. During the period, Ji Miao was chatting with fans, the content was roughly that she was in the film crew and Ji Miao said something. The trivial matter of the problem, although small, is also very interesting. Cui Yan, who was beside him, unconsciously imagined Ji Miao's feelings and reactions at that time, so he couldn't help but smile.

Finally, after the game was installed, Ji Miao opened it with great interest, and the Isaac interface appeared, and he immediately started the game.

Because it was his first time playing, he used the original image of Isaac, and of course he could only use this image. At the beginning of the tutorial, Ji Miao's eyes were darkened—Isaac's instructions were all in English, and Ji Miao My English level has long been returned to my high school teacher.

Cui Yan pouted, he could understand it, but it was hard to remind him beside him.

So Ji Miao's tossing journey of live broadcasting began.

Cui Yan watched him stumbling all the way, not knowing the effects of the props, and he was just messing around, so when he saw Ji Miao kneeling in front of a small boss three times in a row, he finally couldn't bear it anymore.

In short, it is the kind of feeling that although you don't play, it has nothing to do with you, but watching it makes people feel anxious!

After Ji Miao suffered another round of damage from the boss, Cui Yan couldn't bear to drive him away, and then stuffed a big mouthful of cake to gag Ji Miao who was about to speak.

...It seems that the spoon used to scoop out the cake was licked by him before.

But now no one noticed this matter, Ji Miao was pushed aside by Cui Yan, he swallowed the cake in his mouth and hesitated to speak, but when he saw Cui Yan's expression, he obediently shut his mouth.

Rhubarb squatted beside him and licked his paws, and gave a disdainful "meow" when he saw the appearance of Ji Miao's little daughter-in-law.

It provoked many fans to ask if Ji Miao had a cat.

After Cui Yan drove Ji Miao down, he started operating immediately. Ji Miao sat next to him with a spoon in his mouth, watching Cui Yan crackling and pressing the keyboard. The stiffened body dealt a wave of damage, and then repeated this cycle, killing the little boss without any injuries.

The spoon in Ji Miao's mouth fell silently to her lap.

He picked up the spoon, still immersed in the shock of being shown by Cui Yan's technique, and then suddenly remembered that this spoon seemed...it seemed to be used by Cui Yan before?

Ji Miao was silent for a moment, then quietly glanced at Cui Yan, and put the spoon in the corner as unobtrusively as possible.

He didn't feel sick, but he had a strange feeling in his heart, and he couldn't tell the specifics, but...

At this time, the barrage had exploded into fireworks.

[What did Wucao do just now? ! ! ! !Say who you are! ?Where did you hide our Miaomiao? ! ! 】

[Sudden divine operation plus mysterious silence? ? ? 】

【Zhu Zhe, I have a terrible guess...】

[Sitting next to Miao Miao, there will be no smoke. Hahahahahahaha ... The characteristics of God's operation plus life and death are unwilling to say something]

【↑Thinking carefully and fearing extreme 噫】

Of course, Ji Miao didn't say anything in the end, she just laughed and said that her friend couldn't stand it anymore and helped him fight, and didn't say who the friend was.

But he didn't say anything, the fans had already made up countless answers in their hearts.

So Yanshui CP caught off guard and suddenly became popular.

The author has something to say: there is one more √

Regarding the game "Isaac", the scumbag author has never played it, but the plot of this game seems to contain a lot of information. Let me post the content from the scumbag author Baidu:

PS: The difficulty of Isaac is actually okay, but Ji Miao is too handicapped... In fact, Miaomiao has no other shortcomings besides handicap 233333

Game story

"The Binding of Isaac" does not follow the narrative method of ordinary stories.It doesn't give us a clear explanation, and the game's multiple endings seem almost random and inexplicable to most players.In order to understand the story, you have to piece together the clues yourself.Therefore, this analysis may also contain fallacies.

On the surface, it might look like an ordinary funny indie game.Many elements in the game are as absurd as the author designed, such as shooting shit to get props; pissing on the BOSS; shooting tears to attack.But "The Binding of Isaac" also has its serious side under this black humor.

As you can tell from the name, the theme of this game is religion. "The Binding of Isaac" is a biblical story.In the story, God commanded Abraham to sacrifice his son Isaac in a show of loyalty.This is also related to the plot of the game.The narration at the beginning of the game tells us how Isaac's mother heard the "voice of God" and asked her to sacrifice her son in the same way.But not long after, when we beat the mother's legs for the first time, we discovered that the plot of "Isaac's mother wanted to kill him, but was stopped by God" was virtualized by Isaac in the painting.Because the next scene we see beyond the door, his mom is still alive.

So the story has a new suspense. We don't know if Isaac's mother is really going to kill him.But the first part of the story reveals that Isaac doesn't like his mother at all.He hated, even said hated and feared her.

So is that all there is to it?Is this a game where you play as Isaac and fight his mother in his imaginary world?We continue the analysis below.

Repression and bullying

There are many scenes of Isaac with a smiling face and grotesque and funny mannerisms.But we keep seeing Isaac huddled in a ball throughout the game, remembering some tragic moments in his life.Even one of his main weapons is sad tears.

In addition to the above examples, many props in the game also allude to tragic moments in Isaac's life.The belt, the nine-tailed whip, and tough love are just some of the many hints that Isaac is being abused by his mother.This even explains why his mother confiscated all his paintings and other toys at the beginning of the game.Every prop has a certain meaning to Isaac, and it also allows players to understand what Isaac's real life is like outside the virtual world.

Constantly bullied by his mom and schoolmates, Isaac has nothing but misfortune.The only real solace in his life were toys and pictures.But his mother took that away too, and all he had left was his imagination.The game we play is the imaginary world in his head.It was the only way out of his miserable life.