Goddess on top

Xiu said.

Lin Jingyan fell into a momentary logical confusion.

"The question now is whether you will change back." Han Wenqing said, "It doesn't matter that the game is over now. If you suddenly change before the game, no matter how blind the referee is, the referee will not be mistaken."

Ye Xiu was silent for a while: "I don't know either."

"Try another sip?" Zhang Xinjie suggested.

"Don't drink! What if it changes back?" Ye Xiu quit.

"You... are you really Ye Qiu?" Zhang Jiale asked softly in the corner.

Ye Xiu took two steps forward, knelt down and pointed to his face: "See clearly this face that has defeated you countless times, you should be very impressed."

"Fuck! Ye Qiu, you're shameless!" Zhang Jiale was instantly sobered by this shameless act.

Ye Xiu smiled resentfully: "Who used to ask 'Have you seen Ye Qiu'? Tsk tsk, those who didn't know thought you had a crush on me."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, shut up, Ye Qiu, you are shameless!!!" Zhang Jiale was so angry that his black history was exposed that he wanted to beat him.

Ye Xiu nimbly dodged behind Han Wenqing: "Old Han, come on top, stop your teammate from beating up your opponent's horrific atrocities, you will be suspended!"

Seeing his teammates being teased like cats with fur, Lin Jingyan had mixed feelings.

What about the melancholy handsome man in the eyes of fans?

It's tears to say the least.

——A few brain holes that lost OOC: IF Ye Xiu wore a skirt on the final day of the IF Challenge——

When holding a Korean princess hug:

Zhang Jiale: "Ahhhhhhhh the bottom of the skirt is exposed!!!!"

Feeling very ashamed, Zhang Xinjie and Lin Jingyan silently pretended not to know him.

After being tucked into bed:

Ye Xiu, who suddenly turned back into a male body, felt that the women's panties were torn.So the Tyranny Four Heavenly Kings watched the people in the bed squirm for a while, and a ball of unknown cloth flew out... (There should be a high-energy BGM here)

IF Zhang Xinjie is a GAY with a firm personality orientation (OOC attention):

Ye Xiu jumped up from the bed. Although his gender changed back, he couldn't change his clothes.The Four Heavenly Kings of Tyranny stared blankly at their familiar opponents wearing a women's T-shirt and short skirts, and their style of painting was in various ways.

Zhang Xinjie, who received a heavy blow from Sanguan, took a step forward and held Ye Xiu's hand: "I'm not interested in women, but I think the appearance of a male senior wearing a skirt is very attractive. Although the senior lacks exercise, he has a small belly It's still cute. I hope you can keep dating me as you are now."

This time it was Ye Xiu's turn to shatter his three views.

"Do you like to see men in skirts? Then do you like to see Lao Han in skirts?"

Han Wenqing: "..."

Overcompensated Zhang Jiale hugged his head: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

——another idea——

The young couple who were scared away by Tyranny's F4 couldn't bear the torment in their hearts, and quietly called the police.

The police immediately investigated the suspected criminal activity. Half an hour later, the police surrounded the hotel, obtained surveillance video to locate the criminal, and finally broke into the hotel.

So the heavily armed police witnessed the shocking scene:

Five shirtless men on the bed... playing cards and running fast.Among them, the man with the braids had three punishment notes pasted on his face, which read "every bet you must lose", "lucky E", "if you lose again, you will wear Bra".

On the ground was a bra of unknown origin and a pair of crumpled women's underwear.

Don't want to know what's going on at all... thought the policemen.

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233 was originally intended to be written like this in the text, but considering that there are surveillance videos in this scientific world...it cannot explain the fact that four men kidnapped a girl and turned into five men.And if this is on the news... "The god gathers people to play pornographic games late at night" is also drunk, and the follow-up will become a matter of "who wears women's panties and bras"? Younger brother Ye Qiu, who was blamed, would find it strange that his subordinates looked at him.

Just brainstorm!

PS: Everyone doesn’t know Ah Zhuan too well!Now let's go back to this article and call it the male god.At present, Ye Xiu is only allowed to change back for a short time. The setting is like Conan. Drinking can change back, but there is a time limit. If you want to change back completely... Ye Xiu, don’t be careless and win the championship!Oh world champion!

58,

In the hotel room, Ye Xiu spent a short time thinking about life.

That's right, he drank a little wine, but fortunately Chen Guo let him spit out half of the wine with a roar, otherwise he should have been unconscious by now after drinking a total of one glass.

After some abdominal pain, he has now changed back, not sure if he will change back.

So now the question is, if he will change back, will he continue to drink to maintain a male body?It's better to be a woman, letitgo?

Ye Xiu made a choice.

Alcohol → Drunken hands shaking (continuous negative state cannot be eliminated, impact on competitive level: large) → Can't play Glory → I'm not a human being anymore!

Don’t drink → Breast enlargement (continuous negative state cannot be eliminated, impact on competitive level: small) + bleeding event once a month (negative state usually lasts for one day once a month, part of the impact can be eliminated by taking medicine, impact on competitive level: small) → I can still play Glory well → I feel like I can love again!

Not being able to play Glory with trembling hands is much more serious than becoming a girl!Do not drink, resolutely do not drink!

Just as he was thinking, Zhang Xinjie's cell phone rang. He took out the cell phone and looked: "It's Su Mucheng."

On the other end of the phone, Su Mucheng, who was drunk, was still hiccupping: "Zhang Xinjie? What's the matter?"

"Ye Xiu is with me."

"Oh, then I'll pick him up, where are you?"

Zhang Xinjie reported the room number and glanced at Ye Xiu: "Do you have anything to say?"

"Forget it, we'll talk about it when someone comes." Ye Xiu waved his hand, still thinking that Su Mucheng should not be worried all the way.

After hanging up the phone, the five fell into silence again.Zhang Jiale secretly glanced at Ye Xiu, looked at the wall for a while, then at the floor for a while.Lin Jingyan's expression was tangled, and he kept whispering thoughts in a low voice while facing the wall.Zhang Xinjie is quite calm, at least he looks calmer. His brain is thinking about why a man becomes a woman, and then back to a man from a woman. This unscientific proposition made him suddenly think that it is better to convert to God than to live in vain The thought, of course, is just a momentary thought.

Han Wenqing did not respond.

He is very calm and sober. Since Ye Xiu can change from a man to a woman, it is not surprising to change back.

"I watched the game and it was pretty good," Han Wenqing said.

"I'm going to meet me on the field next season, are you scared?" Ye Xiu said with a smile.

Han Wenqing sneered, "Are you talking to me?"

The two chatted about Glory as if there was no one else around, as if the unscientific incident that happened in this room a few minutes ago was completely insignificant.

"The pants are too tight." After chatting for a while, Ye Xiu couldn't bear it and took off the pair of denim shorts that were supposed to be loose fit but were now stretched out.Halfway through taking it off, he suddenly remembered that there was only a pair of tight lace underwear left in his trousers, and he hesitated for a moment.

"Old Han, we've known each other for ten years." Ye Xiu said suddenly.

Ten years old enemy narrowed his eyes: "What do you want to do?"

"Borrow a pair of pants." Ye Xiu said it as easily as borrowing a piece of paper.

"No." Han Wenqing said.

"Uh...how about I help you go upstairs to get one? The room we reserved is upstairs." The good old man Lin Jingyan said.Tyranny booked this hotel for the away game this time, and that's how few people met Ye Xiu.

"Good old Lin, go back quickly. Oh, help me get another piece of clothing, if it doesn't have the Tyranny logo." Ye Xiu emphasized it.If you go out wearing Tyranny's team uniform, if you bump into fans, it will be too lively...

Enduring the unfit pants, Ye Xiu sat down on the bed and stared at the other three people in the room.

Knock, knock, there was a knock on the door, Zhang Xinjie went to open the door, and it was Su Mucheng who came.

"You changed back?" Su Mucheng was so frightened when she saw Ye Xiu's appearance.

"Why do you seem disappointed?" Ye Xiu was a little speechless.

"Didn't you promise to be a good sister for the rest of your life?" Su Mucheng said quietly.

"..." Ye Xiu.

"Just kidding, hahaha." Su Mucheng laughed, and asked again, "How did you change back?"

"Probably because he drank some alcohol." Ye Xiu said.

"Will it change back?" Su Mucheng asked again.

"I don't know... what the hell!" Ye Xiu, who was sitting on the bed waiting for his panties, felt another cramping pain in his stomach, which made him roll on the bed.

Su Mucheng screamed, "Ye Xiu, Ye Xiu, are you okay!"

"Get out of the way." Han Wenqing took two steps forward and held down Ye Xiu who was rolling around, then turned to Zhang Xinjie and said, "Would you like to come and see?"

Without waiting for Zhang Xinjie to step forward, Su Mucheng screamed again, and suddenly lifted the quilt to wrap him up——Ye Xiuke was still shirtless, wouldn't it be a dew point if he changed back? !

Ye Xiu, who was wrapped into a rice dumpling, shivered for a while in the quilt. After a long time, he broke out in cold sweat and uttered two words weakly: "Your sister..."

Su Mucheng looked at him clearly: "It changed back again?"

Ye Xiu nodded sadly.

"It seems to be related to the alcohol concentration in the body. Once alcohol dehydrogenase and acetaldehyde hydrogenase decompose the ethanol in the blood, you will change back." Zhang Xinjie said.

"Congratulations, you have found a scientific explanation." Ye Xiu said dying.

Zhang Xinjie pushed his glasses: "It's eleven o'clock now