Goddess on top

Ye Qiu did indeed receive the signal from his eyes - unfortunately, he didn't understand it at all.

Ye Xiu twitched the corners of his mouth, gave up making eye contact with his brother who didn't have a tacit understanding, and was about to directly reject Sun Xiang and send him home. If he couldn't, there was another trick. A phone call to Excellent Era on the other side nearly broke his heart Liu Hao came to lead the team, in short, he must not let his younger brother fight Sun Xiang!

Sun Xiang, who had finished playing the Thunder God drama in his mind, put the suitcase away, strode up to Ye Qiu, and said solemnly, "Ye Qiu, challenge me!"

Ye Qiu: Who is this person... Does he mean the PK he understands?Brother... No, sister, I don't know how to play Glory!

"We PK has nothing to do with him." Ye Xiu quickly refused, jokingly asking Ye Qiu and Sun Xiang to PK, isn't it teasing him?Ye Qiu might not even know how to log in to Glory!

"Ye Qiu, I will defeat you!" Sun Xiang said aggressively.

Ye Qiu was puzzled.

"If you lose, give your sister to me!" Sun Xiang continued to press.

Ye Qiu was furious!

"What are you doing?" Ye Xiu watched as Ye Qiu took out his cell phone and started making a call.

"Call the police."

"Hey..." Ye Xiu quickly grabbed the phone, "He's just joking."

"I'm not kidding!" Sun Xiang wanted to add fuel to the fire there.

"Shut up!" Ye Xiu and Ye Qiu shouted at him in unison.

Sun Xiang was stunned, and was as quiet as a quail under Ye's duet.

Chen Guo, who was watching the play on the side, finally felt that it was time to come out to mediate: "Sun Xiang, it's almost time, you should go home for the New Year, if you don't leave, you will miss the plane."

"In time! I set aside an hour! It's enough to play ten or twenty rounds." Sun Xiang said proudly.

The three people present felt their veins throbbing. Chen Guo and Ye Xiu looked at each other, and one of them stepped forward while supporting Sun Xiang and pushing him out of the door. No PK yet! Ye Qiu, let's PK!"

Ye Xiu, a scumbag, even used a woman's mouse, not to mention his strength. Sun Xiang, who was struggling hard, broke free in three or two strokes. During the chaos, Sun Xiang tried to hold Ye Xiu down, but Ye Xiu Xiu tried to push Sun Xiang out again. During the stalemate, Sun Xiang's left hand pressed Ye Xiu's chest...

Soft, bouncy, boobs of amazing size.

Sun Xiang didn't react for a moment, he stared blankly at his left hand, and gently squeezed it - soft, soft, soft...

It was as if the freeze button had been pressed on the scene. Sun Xiang was stunned, Ye Xiu was stunned, Chen Guo was stunned, and Ye Qiu was also stunned.

A few seconds later, Sun Xiang finally understood where he had touched, and suddenly screamed "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" , disappeared in front of the three of them in an instant.

"You ran really fast." Ye Xiu murmured.

"I haven't picked up my luggage yet..." Chen Guo glanced at Ye Xiu, saw that his expression was normal, and looked worried at the pile of luggage that Sun Xiang dragged over on the ground.

The two acted as if nothing had happened, but there was one person who couldn't calm down!

"He touched your chest!" Ye Qiu growled through gritted teeth.

"Uh... accident, accident." Ye Xiu said.

"He touched! Your! Breasts!" Ye Qiu's expression was like an angry father who learned that his underage daughter was pregnant and the prisoner escaped.

"He still wants to be your boyfriend!" Ye Qiu became even angrier!

"He just wants a maid..." Ye Xiu kindly defended Sun Xiang.

"You still speak for him!" Ye Qiu's voice was an octave higher.

"..." Ye Xiu could only remain silent.

"Miss Boss, tell me honestly, do such dubious men often come to my sister?" Ye Qiu asked worriedly, completely entering a state of worrying that "sister" would be cheated by bad men.

"It's not that it's not nonsense, they are all good friends from Ye Xiu's previous alliance..." the proprietress said weakly.

"All? That's a lot?!" Ye Qiu grasped the point.

The proprietress recalled the great master who had visited Xingxin Internet Cafe, and the overwhelming scandals and gossip before and after the All-Stars. From "Han Wenqing's girlfriend" to "Zhou Zekai's true love" to "Wang Jiexi's stupid fan", she silently closed her mouth .

"Ye Xiu." Ye Qiu called out with a straight face.

It was the first time Ye Xiu saw such a serious brother, his voice became weak: "Huh?"

"It's too early to find a partner at 25! Don't fall in love early!" Ye Qiu said seriously.

Ye Xiu: "..."

Chen Guo: "..."

——Great Brain Hole——

All the way "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Sun Xiang thought about his life in the room for a long time.

He touched the girl's breasts... soft breasts...

It's over, I must marry her now!

With trembling hands, Sun Xiang called his parents and told them that he would have a daughter-in-law soon.

Early the next morning, Sun Xiang regained his spirits, washed his head and took a shower, put on a neat new suit - day, I forgot my luggage on the opposite side - and sprayed some sports perfume, and then went out to buy A bouquet of flowers and a diamond ring.

When standing outside Xingxin Internet Cafe, Sun Xiang's heart was beating fast.He took a deep breath and said to himself: Sun Xiang, calm down and be a responsible man!Although you haven't reached the legal age of marriage, it's okay to get engaged first!

Sun Xiang knocked on the door of Xingxin Internet Cafe.

Ye Xiu, who suddenly turned back into a man last night, was so excited that he didn't sleep well all night, he opened the door sloppily with a cigarette in his mouth: "What are you doing?"

"I'm looking for Ye Xiu." Sun Xiang said.

"Oh, I am." Ye Xiu blew a smoke ring.

"Nonsense! She's a girl! I touched her! She has big breasts!" Sun Xiang roared.

"...Believe it or not, there is no such person here." Ye Xiu rolled his eyes.

"Stop talking nonsense! Ye Qiu! Hand over my fiancée! Where did you hide her! My parents are still waiting to see her!"

Bang, the door closed.

What a human tragedy on New Year's Eve.

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JUST brain hole, don't believe it (laughs).

PS: There is no connection between the brain hole and the text.

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In the end, Sun Xiang's luggage was taken away by two gossiping staff after the proprietress called to inform the Jiashi Club opposite.Chen Guo saw Liu Hao and Chen Yehui standing across the road with their arms folded, their faces solemn. She had no doubt that if they had a bazooka in their hands, they would definitely bombard Happy without hesitation.This realization made her very happy.

That night, after asking the proprietress about Ye Xiu's friendship status, Ye Qiu, who seemed particularly worried, settled down at Xingxin Internet Cafe.

The proprietress enthusiastically wanted to spare her room for him to live in. Ye Qiu didn't have the nerve to snuggle with the lady's room, so she quickly refused: "No, no, I'll just sleep on the sofa."

Ye Xiu put his arms around his younger brother's neck and said nonchalantly, "Don't bother, just sleep with me."

The proprietress: "Pay attention to your identity, idol, you are no longer a man...cough. 』

For some reason, Ye Qiu seemed to be even angrier.He pulled Ye Xiu aside, and asked seriously: "You never joked with others before that 'if you become a woman one day, you must give it to your brother first'?"

Ye Xiu sweated furiously: "You think too much."

"Nothing is best, brother... No, sister, I will solemnly remind you now. If any unscrupulous friend tells you that 'that' is very cool and doesn't hurt at all, don't believe it! Men are all unscrupulous lower body Animal, I don't want to go to the hospital to help you...sign."

What do you sign?Ye Xiu didn't react for a while, and looked at Ye Qiu in a daze for a long time.

In Ye Qiu's eyes, this expression looked like an ignorant expression that could be easily deceived. For a moment, Ye Qiu had the urge to pack him up and go home.

Nima, a "sister" who ran away from home in her teens and lived with men for ten years and has no sense of guard against men and women, is too unsafe!Guaranteed to be the kind of friend who would go out alone in the middle of the night without a cell phone after shouting from a friend... girl!If someone is up to no good...

Ye Qiu couldn't help but think of news such as "Underage girls are pregnant and undergo abortion, and N male classmates come to take charge" which makes people lament the deteriorating world.Imagine a row of great gods sitting on a bench outside the Department of Obstetrics and Gynecology one day waiting to sign. When the nurse came and asked who the family members were, the consent form was filled with names in an instant... Now the problem comes, this consent form How much can the book sell for?

No, no, he will never allow this to happen!This kind of thing will never happen!

"Sister..." Ye Qiu grabbed Ye Xiu's hand.

"Brother." On matters of principle, Ye Xiu was very firm.

"Brother, you must pay attention, the world of girls is very dangerous." Ye Qiu said worriedly, "There will be perverts when you squeeze the bus, you will meet perverts when you go shopping, there will be perverts who want to pick up girls when you play games, maybe good friends You will also become a pervert, in short, you must be careful, don't be careless!"

Has social security been so bad in recent years?Ye Xiu thought to himself, ten years ago he ran away from home and traveled from Beijing to Hangzhou without any problems?

"Oh, it's okay, I'll stay at the Internet cafe and play Glory." Ye Xiu said.

"Be careful with netizens, don't meet with netizens!"

"..." Ye Xiu was speechless.

This topic couldn't be discussed anymore, Ye Qiu sighed, and changed the subject: "Last time you said you planned to return to the alliance? How do you do it?"

"Oh, first find all the players to form a team, win the Challenger League, and then return to the league to play in the professional league and win a championship. That's probably the way to go first," Ye Xiu said.

If this was a business plan put in front of Ye Qiu, the employee could immediately go to collect the severance pay, pack up his things and leave.

"Specifically? How do you find team members? What about contracts? What about venues? What about funds? What about publicity?"