[Comprehensive] Guess I'm a man or a woman

Because of Su Lanling's habits, he doesn't have anything he particularly likes to eat, but according to his habit of eating the same thing repeatedly, Ximen Chuuxue decided to make him the food Su Lanling had eaten in the morning - noodles.

Huber and the others brought a cook with them this time, but they fell ill due to acclimatization to the water and soil, with serious vomiting and diarrhea.Seeing this, Ximen Chuuxue was too embarrassed to ask him to go to the bell with illness, so he asked the chef of the hotel to guide him.

The servant girls of Ximen Chuuxue heard that the owner of the owner was cooking the kitchen himself, they were shocked, and asked to help the cook one after another, for fear that their owner would smash the kitchen angrily if they got a little oil.

Ximen Chuuxue didn't want to agree at first, after all he wanted to do it himself, the four of them went with him and the final result would be the responsibility of him.

But Xiao Yun persuaded him: "You can make the noodles yourself, but you need someone to do the cleaning of the dishes, right?"

When Ximen Chuuxue heard that it made sense, he nodded in agreement, and then a group of five people entered the hotel kitchen in a mighty manner.

Because he had just finished breakfast, there was nothing to do in the hotel kitchen at the moment, so the cook was happy to earn this extra money.But he was also surprised when he saw the huge battle, and he didn't know whether so many people were coming to cook or eat.

Before the cook could speak, Ximen Chuuxue frowned first. He looked at the greasy cauldron, then at the chipped shovel, turned his head and instructed the servant girl, "Xiao Cui, go and refill the pot again." Buy a set of kitchen utensils and come back."

"Yes." Xiaocui responded immediately, without questioning the owner's decision at all, and turned around to leave.

Ximen Chuuxue took another look at the wilting vegetable leaves that the cook had put aside, and said, "Xiaoyu, go buy fresh vegetables and noodles and come back fresh! Remember to buy meat." The craftsmanship is not enough to gather enough ingredients, so if you put more meat, the younger brother will definitely like it .

"Yes." Xiaoyu also left immediately.

Ximen Chuuxue looked at the stunned cook, and said coldly: "Let's start, let's make a pot first."

"Oh, okay." The cook came back to his senses, wiped off his cold sweat, and thought to himself that this is really a living ancestor, and I'm afraid it's not easy to serve him.

"Since it's noodles, have you thought about what kind of noodles you want? Mixed noodles, soup noodles..." The cook first explained the general types to Ximen Chuuxue, and then Ximen Chuuxue decided to make noodles for Su Lanling Rolling noodles, especially difficult requirements, is served with braised pork!

The cook stammered after hearing the words: "This braised pork noodles is not difficult, but there are some requirements on the heat, you are a beginner..."

Xiao Yun saw that the cook was not easy, so he chimed in and said, "That's right, owner, the braised pork needs to be stewed for an hour or two. If you fail the first pot, there is no time to make the second pot."

"Then what are you talking about?" Ximen Chuuxue was so cold that he didn't realize how difficult a food he had chosen.

The cook thought for a while and said, "Why don't you make noodles?" It's the easiest way to do nothing but noodles.

"No!" Ximen Fuxue shook his head and refused, "It tastes better if it has meat and vegetables, but the noodles are too dry."

The cook was speechless, he was not very capable and had many tricks.

"Why don't we make vegetables and shredded pork noodles? It has vegetables, meat and soup, and it's delicious." The cook also felt bitter. He didn't know how to propose such a variety of dishes before he bought them back.Vegetable shredded pork noodles can be said to be an extremely simple method, and the ingredients can be placed at will, as long as it is a vegetable, you don’t have to worry about buying it unsatisfactory.

Ximen Chuuxue thought for a while and nodded: "Yes."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief when they heard the words, and the cook took out the kneading basin, and said, "Then let's knead the dough first, let's knead the dough carefully..." The cook first operated it once, and kneaded it a few times. Smooth dough the size of a fist, and then handed the ingredients to Ximen Fuuxue, "You try."

Ximen Chuuxue took a look at the miserable state of his hands covered in flour, and said somewhat repellently, "Can I use my hands?"

Cook: "..." Then what do you want to use?feet?

Although the two of them only got along for a short time, the cook had fully realized the extent of Ximen Chuixue's cleanliness, so he said truthfully, "You can use chopsticks for the front piece, but you must use your hands for the back." After all, I have never heard of anyone who can cook a meal of noodles without touching them.

"Then use your hands."

Ximen Chuuxue rolled up his sleeves, imitated the cook, poured two bowls of noodles into the basin, added an egg, a pinch of salt, and a spoonful of oil, then picked up the gourd ladle, wow—a ladle of water.

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After the scene was quiet, Ximen Chuuxue didn't understand, so he asked, "What's wrong? Isn't it right?"

The cook gently reminded: "There is a little too much water..."

Ximen Chuuxue snorted, "Then pour out a little."

"Hey! I can't..." Before the cook finished speaking, Ximen Chuuxue lifted the basin and flipped it over the gourd ladle, and instantly sprinkled the table with water and ingredients...

Ximen Chuuxue coughed twice when he was choked by the powder that came from the pavement, took a step back and said calmly to Xiaoyun next to him: "Clear the table."

Xiaoyun: "Yes..."

After Xiaoyun cleared the table, Ximen Chuuxue went forward and repeated the above steps. When it was time to add water, the cook found a bowl, poured the right amount of water into it, and said to Ximen Chuuxue, "Just put all these in there."

Ximen Chuuxue followed suit, and then began to knead the dough.

It was alright at first, the noodles were noodles, and the water was water, but it changed after kneading. The sticky, wet, slippery feeling surrounded Ximen Chuuxue's hands, and he couldn't help rubbing them, which were soaked with wetness. face fingers.I rubbed it twice, but I couldn't get it off. Instead, the wet surface was like the putty that had faded from my body, and it became a thin roll of pieces.

Ximen was disgusted by his own association, he hurriedly shook his hand, and accidentally threw a roll of dough onto Xiaoyun's face next to him...

Xiaoyun calmly took the dough roll off his face, wiped his face with a handkerchief, bowed to Ximen Chuuxue and said: "This servant is negligent, seeing that the master kneaded it well, I couldn't help but move forward."

The cook: "..." The money of this rich family is really not easy to earn.

Ximen Chuixue coughed twice, feeling a little embarrassed, so he frowned and continued to imitate the cook's techniques and making noodles.After living a few times, it really looks a little bit better.

Seeing this, the cook encouraged: "That's right, rub it a few more times, we ask for a light face and hands."

Ximen Chuuxue kneaded it a few more times, and it looked almost the same as the cook's dough.Everyone breathed a sigh of relief when they saw this, and felt the hope of life.

At this time, Xiaoyu also came back from buying vegetables. After kneading the new dough as before, Ximen Chuuxue began to wash the vegetables, a piece of tenderloin, a piece of cabbage, and a piece of shallot.

After Ximen Chuuxue washed it, she started to cut it. This step was very quick, and it was cut into shreds in three or two strokes, and each piece was about the same width.Then I started rolling and cutting the noodles again...

After everything was done, Xiaocui also showed up at the right time to present the newly bought and cleaned kitchen utensils, so that the owner could proceed to the next step smoothly.

Let Xiaohong heat up the pot first, and the cook first pointed out: "Be sure to heat up the pot before adding oil, otherwise the oil will burst out."

Ximen Chuuxue nodded, and acted according to his words. Sure enough, the oil did not burst out, and then the meat was stir-fried, which was also smooth, and when the cabbage was put in... it was sizzling, and the oil splashed everywhere. Fortunately, Ximen Chuuxue was quick, otherwise he This white dress is unnecessary.

The cook was heartbroken: "It's all my fault!! I forgot to tell you to control the water before serving the cabbage."

Xiaoyun gave him a good look, and said to Ximen Chuuxue who was five steps away: "Master, come here and stir fry, otherwise the dishes will be mushy."

At this time, the water and oil were fused together, and the oil was no longer splashing out. Ximen Fuxue came forward to stir fry, and then added the appropriate seasonings prepared by the cook, a bowl of broth, and two bowls of clear water. , add shallots.

Looking at the bowl of noodles in front of him, Ximen Chuixue heaved a sigh of relief, and was suddenly moved.Su Lanling loves him so much that he cooks for him every day!

Several people each picked a noodle to taste, and it tasted good. Although it was not top-notch craftsmanship, it must be homemade.

Although there is still half an hour before the meal time, Ximen Chuuxue couldn't wait any longer, and hurriedly asked Xiaoyun to put the noodles into a food box for him, ready to deliver the meal to Su Lanling.

Xiaoyun handed the food box to Ximen Chuuxue, and specially warned: "Master, you must, must be careful, if you spread the food all morning, it will be in vain!!"

Ximen Chuuxue nodded sullenly as if facing an enemy, that's right!He can't be careless right now, and he can't go wrong with this last kick!

This way Ximen Chuuxue did not use light work, he walked step by step, holding the food box firmly with both hands, trying not to move at all.

The moment the food box was placed on Su Lanling's office desk, Ximen Chuuxue's heart felt like a boulder fell to the ground, and he finally relaxed.

But after taking a second look, Ximen Chuuxue still felt that this small square table was a little unsafe, so he pushed the food box in, and carefully placed it in the middle.Then he turned around and asked the staff next to him, "Where's the person?"

The employee understood in seconds, and respectfully said to Ximen Chuuxue: "The boss has gone to the finance department, and there seems to be something wrong with the account."

Ximen Chuuxue nodded, "Go and call him..." After thinking about it, Ximen Chuuxue still said, "I'll go and call him, you stay here and look at the food box."

The employee responded, looking at the food box and couldn't help but look at it. Could it be that there is some flat peach and jade dew in it?Otherwise, why is their Sword God Da Da so careful.

When Su Lanling was dragged out of the finance department by Ximen Chuuxue, he didn't know why, so he asked him repeatedly: "What happened?"

Ximen Chuuxue didn't speak, although his face was still expressionless, but his whole body was extremely joyful, ready to give Su Lanling a big surprise.

Su Lanling raised his eyebrows, noticed the inconspicuous white powder on his robe, and smelled a little oily smoke from the tip of his nose.The corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and he couldn't help showing a smile.

You see, if a person has you in his heart, even a mentally retarded person can know how to love others.

Both of them walked back to the office with full anticipation, but the moment they entered the door, their footsteps stopped and their blood turned cold.

The scene in the room was a bit embarrassing, Prince Pingnan was sitting on the side wiping his sword with a handkerchief, and the staff who had just been told by Ximen Chuuxue to protect the food box held the lid of the food box and looked inside with a bewildered expression.And water was seeping out bit by bit from the gaps in the food box, and the air was filled with the aroma of food.

Seeing Ximen Chuuxue with a murderous look on his face, the employee's hands trembled, and he stammered: "Shizi's long sword accidentally brought down the food box..."

Ximen Chuuxue took a deep breath, and looked at Prince Pingnan expressionlessly: "Draw your sword."

Prince Pingnan's son: "???"

What am I doing wrong? ?

The author has something to say: Employee: Boss, do you want me to buy lunch for you?

Su Lanling: No, let me eat under Ximen Chuuxue :)