[Comprehensive] Guess I'm a man or a woman

The little beggar who was injured by Chuyi woke up before Su Lanling and the others went to bed.

Fortunately, there was no problem with the other party's eyes, just a little concussion, and he felt sick when he moved a little.

I was blindfolded all afternoon on the first day of junior high school, and I was so sad that I didn’t know what to do. Now that the little beggar’s eyes are fine, I am finally relieved. Even if Su Lanling asked her to apologize and take care of him, she dared not refuse, honestly Do exactly that.

The little beggar's name is Xiaosong. He has no father and no mother. He was picked up by an old beggar under a pine tree. He is seven years old this year.Probably because he was a beggar, he didn't have enough to eat or wear warm clothes. Xiao Song's appearance looked like a four or five-year-old child, only half a head taller than the first year of junior high school.

Xiaosong has quite a temper. Knowing that Su Lanling is the adoptive father of the first year of junior high school, he refused to let him take care of him. He struggled to go back to his beggar's den, but he felt disgusted when he moved a little, and lay down on the edge of the couch for a while. Retching.

Su Lanling hurriedly ordered Chu Yi to pour water and get a hand towel, and come over to rinse his mouth and wipe his mouth.Seeing Xiaosong lying on the step with a white face and panting, Su Lanling couldn't bear it, so he said to him: "It's the first time you beat you like this, and it's right for her to recuperate your illness. And she knows she's wrong, isn't she the first day of junior high school?"

On the first day of the lunar new year, he nodded repeatedly and apologized in a low voice: "I shouldn't have hit you, I'm sorry." After speaking, he bowed to Xiaosong.

"Hmph!" Xiao Song snorted coldly and turned his head away, his face still full of disgust and guard.

Seeing this on the first day of the lunar new year, I felt frustrated again, turned my head and buried my face on Su Lanling's shoulder, sulking.

Su Lanling pulled her away and educated her: "How can people believe you when you talk like this, how can you express your apology with empty words, after all, beautiful words are worthless, you still have to prove yourself with practical actions. In this way Well, you start to take care of Xiaosong from now on, and you have to take care of Xiaosong until he recovers. This is your responsibility."

He hesitated for a moment, but nodded.

Seeing that she agreed, Su Lanling ordered her to go out and bring Xiaosong a bowl of porridge back, thereby sending her out.After she left, Su Lanling said to Xiaosong: "I really knew I was wrong on the first day of the junior high school, and I want your forgiveness. I hope you can give her a chance to apologize."

Xiao Song rolled his eyes and scolded angrily: "Grandma! (No way!) Do I have to forgive him if he wants it? Even if you are rich and can control the world, but you can't control the man. Open your mouth!"

Su Lanling: "..." Don't go to secondary school if you are so sick, it is not conducive to the recovery of the wound.

But knowing that the other party is a patient with secondary illness is easy. Su Lanling is the best at dealing with this kind of child. After all, they are all old patients, so they don't want to change the medicine... So Su Lanling taunted directly: " As long as you are still a man, I have never seen a man as big as you bully a girl!"

Xiao Song got angry immediately, and retorted loudly: "Who bullied the girl..." The voice was too loud, and before he could finish speaking, he lay on the bedside and retched again.

Su Lanling had no choice but to pour water for him to wipe his mouth again, and was busy for a while. After he calmed down, he said to him: "Don't get excited, don't you know that the first day of the junior high school is a girl? You still scolded her for having no hair, what are you doing?" What is it if it’s not bullying?” In this day and age, calling a girl without hair means calling her unmarriageable and nobody wants her, and the body, skin, skin and skin are the parents’ parents, and having no hair means that the person is not filial, which is very insulting.

Xiao Song was surprised when he heard this: "Is she really a girl?"

Su Lanling nodded: "Of course, didn't you see her wearing a skirt?"

Xiaosong's mouth moved slightly, and he didn't deny it after all. After all, he deliberately scolded the first year of junior high school at that time, so there was no need to dare to do it or not.

Seeing this, Su Lanling smiled slightly: "Then you are also at fault? I'm not asking you to forgive the first day of the junior high school. Since both parties have made mistakes, it's not too much to give a chance to make up for it."

Xiaosong rolled his eyes, thought for a while, and then said: "That's fine, but you can't afford less than the compensation you owe me."

Su Lanling nodded, accepting the matter.

After a while, Chuyi came back with the porridge, and saw that although Xiaosong still didn't talk to it, he didn't look at her with disgust like before, so he put down his snacks and began to actively feed Xiaosong the porridge.In the end, he clumsily fed him for a long time and failed to feed well, and poked Xiaosong's face all over the place.The greedy Xiao Song took the porridge bowl and drank it in two mouthfuls, imitating Su Lanling's tone and instructed her: "Go and get me another bowl!"

On the first day of the junior high school, she went out glidingly, feeling overjoyed, feeling that Xiao Song had forgiven her.

Su Lanling squinted at the two of them, and suddenly realized a truth, some people, you really can't give him a good face, otherwise he will have to make an inch of it!

The aggressive Xiaosong drank three bowls of porridge, but Su Lanling refused to let Chuyi serve him any more, and told Chuyi to go to bed.

Because the couch was occupied, Su Lanling slept in the same bed as Chuyi.

Before going to bed, Su Lanling asked Su Lanling to tell a story as usual on the first day of the junior high school. Su Lanling thought about it and said, "Then let me tell you a story about eliminating the three evils in Zhou Chu."

Chu nodded, she always listened to whatever Su Lanling had to say, and was never picky.

"During the Three Kingdoms period, there was a man named Zhou Chu. His father died early, and his mother doted on him so much that he developed the habit of doing whatever he wanted and being ignorant. When Zhou Chu was young, he had a burly body, strong arms, and martial arts. He was good at riding and hunting. It runs rampant in the countryside. The folk songs say: "Xiao Zhouchu, who is physically strong, uses knives, bows and guns every day and guns at night. He punches Li and kicks Zhang, like a tiger pounced on a flock of sheep. The villagers are so frightened that they all complain, and no one dares to argue with them." Long.' And in order to describe his viciousness, the villagers called him, along with the tiger in the South Mountain and the dragon in the West Sea, the "three evils". Later, when this saying was spread to Zhou Chu, he realized that his actions were disgusting. So much so that everyone shouted and beat him. Only then did he repent and killed the tiger and dragon by himself. He also worked hard to correct his evil and return to the right, earnestly studied literature and martial arts with a teacher, and became a good minister of a generation. This is the story of Zhou Chu's eradication of the three evils. "

Su Lanling touched the head of the first day of junior high school: "Do you understand the truth?"

Chuyi whispered in the dark, "Well, I won't be unreasonable in the future."

Su Lanling nodded, and was about to speak when he heard Xiao Song not far away say in a rather heroic tone: "We must also protect the villagers, eradicate evil and promote good, and become a high official!"

Su Lanling smiled: "The most important thing is, you must know your mistakes and correct them."

The two children didn't speak, but Chuyi next to Su Lanling turned over uncomfortably, and there was also the sound of fabric rubbing from Xiaosong... The two children really want to save face (*^__^* )

A good night's sleep.

Su Lanling was woken up by two little guys in the morning.Opening his eyes, he saw Chuyi and Xiaosong sitting cross-legged on the small steps, each holding a bronze figurine and fighting, the two were still chanting their respective moves, having a great time playing.

Su Lanling stretched, sat up from the bed, and began to dress.

Xiao Song over there snorted coldly and said, "It's so lazy, I only get up when the sun is drying my ass."

On the first day of the junior high school, he answered: "It's early today."

Su Lanling: "..." It's true, everyone died so badly, and I don't know who was beaten to death yesterday.

Su Lanling slept with her upper body topless. She had just put on a lining when there was a knock on the door. Su Lanling raised her voice and asked, "Who is it?"

"Me." The owner of Ximen was so cold that he fell to the ground.

Su Lanling then yelled and said: "Open the door on the first day of the new year."

On the first day of the junior high school, he put down the toy in his hand and ran over to open the door, exchanged a glance with the tall Ximen Chuuxue, and then ran back to continue playing.

Ximen Chuuxue saw this scene when he entered the door. Two children were joking and joking on one side of the small step, and the young man was leaning on the bed and bowing his head to tie his clothesline.Su Lanling is used to tying from the bottom, so the top skirt was folded, revealing a large white chest, and a little bit of light red can be vaguely seen from the edge...

Ximen Chuixue coughed twice, and his eyes wandered. Before living together, he didn't feel much, but when he saw it again today, he felt his lower body tighten...

Su Lanling glanced at him, said nothing, lowered her head and slowly tied up one by one... When it reached the top, Su Lanling couldn't see it because it was on the edge of the collarbone, so it didn't work after several times. superior……

Ximen Chuuxue finally couldn't take it anymore, and walked up to him to tie it on in three steps and two steps, and even pinched his earlobe.

Su Lanling looked at him with raised eyebrows, but he turned his head nonchalantly, sat down at the table, and poured himself a cup of tea to drink slowly.Su Lanling watched him finish a cup of tea before saying, "That's the tea from the day before yesterday."

Ximen Chuuxue froze, and withdrew his hand reaching for the teapot, took out a sword manual from his pocket, and made a gesture of serious study.

Su Lanling couldn't help but smile knowingly.

Since ancient times, affection can't be kept, only routines can win people's hearts.You can bear it, if you endure it for a month, I will lose :)

After Su Lanling finished washing, he ordered breakfast and went to the house to eat.Xiaosong was probably hungry all the time, and he ate very fast, just like a newly weaned dog, he would eat a bowl of porridge in two mouthfuls, even if it was hot, he would never spit it out, and just opened his mouth and exhaled "haha".

As usual, he would eat three bowls, but Su Lanling wouldn't let him eat. Xiao Song sat on the small couch and stared at them eating, greedy.

On the first day of the new year, he probably felt guilty towards Komatsu, secretly left half of his steamed buns and hid them in a handkerchief.Su Lanling didn't say anything when he saw it. He had a big appetite in the first day of junior high school and liked to eat very much.Since she is willing to give up her rations, Su Lanling will not stop her from making up for her mistakes.

After dinner, Su Lanling was about to go to work. He was supposed to send Chuyi to the Salesian Bureau, but Chuyi refused and said he would stay and take care of Xiaosong.Su Lanling had no choice but to tell the two children not to go out, otherwise they would not be given food at night.The two children nodded in agreement, after all, this punishment was too cruel for them...

Ximen Chuuxue naturally followed Su Lanling to work, and saw Prince Pingnan on the way.Prince Pingnan didn't know if it was intentional, but when he saw Su Lanling about to come forward, he saw Ximen Chuuxue behind him who was expressionless, he stopped, turned a corner and left.The whole process is smooth and natural, which can be called a god-level movement.

Ximen Chuuxue's small face was tense, and when he saw Prince Pingnan turn around and leave, he snorted coldly, relaxed the aura around his body, and his expression seemed to say: You are wise!

Su Lanling: "..." I don't blame Prince Pingnan for being cowardly, but I blame Ximen Chuuxue for being too powerful. After all, he is someone who can beat Ye Gucheng!Prince Pingnan's son is so pitiful, it's not enough for him to fit between his teeth.

Going to work is still the same old way, Su Lanling does things, Ximen Chuuxue reads, plays chess or practice calligraphy, anyway, he doesn't let himself be idle.At noon, the two took the time to go back to check whether the two children had fought or went out privately.

After half a steamed bun and a morning of getting along with each other, the relationship between the two children has improved by leaps and bounds. When Su Lanling returned, he was teaching Xiaosong to play chess on the first day of the junior high school. However, Xiaosong was not very interested. He prefers to play cosplay, which is to play the role of a hero or a general...

Su Lanling ordered lunch, and the four of them ate together. After lunch, the two children were arranged to sleep, and Su Lanling continued to go back to work.Ximen Chuuxue was called back by Huber, as if there was something waiting for him to deal with.

Life is smooth and satisfying. Su Lanling came to the office humming a little song, but he couldn't hum the little song after sitting down for 10 minutes.

Because Ye Xiuzhu gave false testimony.

People from the Zhenyuan Escort Bureau killed a team of Datong Express, leaving only Ye Xiuzhu and Sun Xiuqing alive. Sun Xiuqing escaped desperately, but Ye Xiuzhu was captured by the other party.Su Lanling also sent people to the Zhenyuan Escort Bureau to investigate many times, but found nothing. Until a few days ago, news came from the Yamen that Ye Xiuzhu was a witness for the Zhenyuan Escort Bureau.

According to Ye Xiuzhu's testimony, they didn't intend to kill Chase Express, but Chase Express kidnapped Sun Xiuqing and Ye Xiuzhu with evil intentions.After being smashed by the Zhenyuan Escort Bureau, they wanted to kill them, so the Zhenyuan Escort Bureau had no choice but to kill them and save the two innocent girls.

Because Su Lanling has been asking people to rescue Ye Xiuzhu, so when she first said this, the people on Su Lanling's side thought she was being coerced, but after several confirmations, they found that Ye Xiuzhu was not being coerced. Rather, it is done voluntarily.

Even so, it wouldn't make Su Lanling so angry. After all, the evidence was insufficient, so he could prove it again, but what he didn't expect was that the Zhenyuan Escort Bureau somehow got on the side of the Pingnan Palace, and was willing to offer 80 taels of silver to buy it clean.And King Pingnan agreed.

Therefore, the lack of evidence was changed to acquittal due to insufficient evidence.

After Su Lanling heard the result, he immediately dropped his glass in anger. It wasn't that he didn't give Gu Qingfeng face, but that the shamelessness of this family was really unbearable!

So Su Lanling went to Qingfeng Temple after work, and was going to talk to Gu Qingfeng about it.What the hell is going on, you want to send someone over to make a good relationship with him in the morning, and let him take care of his case in the afternoon. Does he look so mentally retarded?Will be played by them between applause?

When Su Lanling saw Gu Qingfeng, he complained a lot, saying that he had already gone on strike, and told Gu Qingfeng to find someone else, he wanted to work hard with Pingnan Palace.

As a result, Gu Qingfeng Danfeng narrowed his eyes, and said with a ghostly smile: "It just so happened, we thought of another place."

Su Lanling asked him what was the matter, but he didn't know what was going on, but he was shocked when he asked, the Pingnan Palace really messed up this time.

It turned out that they not only asked for 80 taels of silver from the Zhenyuan Security Bureau, but also received 9 volumes of priceless calligraphy and paintings from Hua Yuxuan's collection, a batch of red goods from Zhendong Bao, and [-] taels of gold leaves from Jinsha River!It can be said that the fortune is rolling, and the spring breeze is proud!

The person above had good thoughts in his heart, thinking that everyone is relatives, and there is no need to make you die, just a little tidying up.But when the Pingnan Palace made such a move, the person above immediately became angry. He didn't say anything else, he just said that the 9 taels of gold leaves were enough for a small half of Su Lanling's big orange weapon!You must know that he is still using purple equipment now!

So Gu Qingfeng received another order, not only to fix the Pingnan Palace, but also to get all these things back!piss them off!

Su Lanling applauded when he heard the words, and suggested: "Since all these have to be taken away, why don't you pack the treasure house of the Pingnan Palace as well. It is said that there are nine treasure houses in the Pingnan Palace."

Gu Qingfeng nodded slowly: "Okay, it's exactly what I want. But what that guy meant was not to be too public, it's best to make it a little more mysterious and clean from beginning to end. Otherwise, it's troublesome to send someone to deal with it."

The eyes of Jin Jiuling next to him lit up, and he said excitedly, "I have an idea!"

Su Lanling: "..." Shut up!You don't need to beep!

However, probably due to fate, Gu Qingfeng still agreed with Jin Jiuling's idea, but a few people hesitated about the candidates.Su Lanling and Gu Qingfeng didn't want Jin Jiuling to go even if they died, but Jin Jiuling didn't know what kind of epilepsy he had, so he had to go, and he was in a hurry with anyone who wouldn't let him go, and vowed: "You will give me A chance, this is a plan that I have been pondering for many years! You don’t want me to implement it. I am not reconciled, and others don’t have my mental state. You can realize my dream! I promise I will never want these messy things again It's over."

"No!" Su Lanling and Gu Qingfeng refused in unison, Su Lanling thought for a while and said, "Jin Jiuling, have you heard of that sentence?"

"what?"

Su Lanling looked at him and said word by word: "I would rather believe that there are ghosts in this world than believe in a man's broken mouth."

Jin Jiuling said angrily, "Aren't you a man?!"

Su Lanling spread her hands and made an innocent face: "So do you believe me?"

Jin Jiuling: "..." I lost this game.

Jin Jiuling went to beg Gu Qingfeng again, but Gu Qingfeng was completely unaccustomed to his problems, and only said one thing to him: "Three years of new clothes and this matter, you choose one of the two."

This fatal option made Jin Jiuling hesitate for several days, and finally he chose this matter. In his words: "I can still buy clothes after three years, but this kind of 'non-crime' doing bad things, I may You only do it once in your life.”

Seeing his resolute expression, Su Lanling couldn't say anything more, afraid that he would not be able to control himself, there must be a way for the car to reach the mountain, let's talk about the future.

…………

At the end of October, the midsummer is over. It is reasonable to say that the temperature should have dropped sharply, but this year, for some reason, the weather is still sunny and the temperature is not low when it is about to snow.Chang Mantian was originally wearing a jacket, but within a short while on the road, he took off two layers and was only wearing a single shirt. Looking at Lao Zhao, the traveler next to him, he had already taken off his jacket.

Chang Mantian looked back, everyone was a little dry from the sun, looking around one by one, very distracted.Seeing this, Chang Mantian couldn't help warning: "Everyone, be careful, this is the bodyguard of Pingnan Palace, we can't afford to pay for any loss."

The escorts this time were the same group as the previous one, and everyone knew about today's escorts, so after hearing Chang Mantian's words, they all gathered their minds and concentrated on their journey.

Chang Mantian took out the green cloth handkerchief and wiped his sweat, sat on the high horse and looked into the distance, suddenly found a figure gradually appeared on the horizon, that person was sitting upright in the middle of the road embroidering, it was a bearded man Big man.

Chang Mantian has been in the rivers and lakes for more than 30 years, but he has never seen a man embroider, let alone someone who would sit on the road under such a bright sun to embroider.

"Could this man be a lunatic?" He really looks like a lunatic. In this kind of weather where eggs can be cooked on the road, he is actually wearing a big purple satin padded jacket.What's even more strange is that the person wearing a small jacket and a single shirt was already sweating profusely, but his face was pale and smooth without even a single sweat bead.

Chang Mantian frowned, knowing that the other party was wearing a mask, so he waved his hand to stop the escort car behind him, and winked at Lao Zhao, the traveler.

Lao Zhao is also a veteran of the Jianghu, and he has followed Chang Mantian since the first time he took the darts.Of course he understood what Chang Mantian meant, so he rode his horse and walked over.

The bearded man is concentrating on embroidering flowers, like a big girl who has moved in spring, sitting in the boudoir and rushing to embroider her wedding dress. Sixteen or seventeen escort cars have stopped because of him, and he seems to be completely indifferent. Know.

What he embroidered was a peony, a black peony, and his embroidery was even more delicate than that of the eldest girl.

Old Zhao was sitting on a tall horse and shouted sharply: "This flower embroidered by my friend is really good, but it's a pity that this is not a place to embroider." It was deafening.But who knew that the bearded man didn't even lift his head, didn't blink his eyes, and turned a deaf ear.

Is he not only crazy, but also deaf?

Old Zhao couldn't help jumping off the horse, walked over and patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Can my friend make way, let us..." His voice stopped suddenly, and his expression changed.Because when he reached out to pat his shoulder just now, the embroidery needle in the bearded man's hand just lifted up and pricked it on the back of his hand.

What's the point of being pricked by an embroidery needle for a hero who wouldn't frown even when he was stabbed?

Old Zhao didn't care at all, but when he wanted to retract his hand, he couldn't retract it!His whole body was numb and unable to move!Moreover, the internal force was also sealed by someone, as if someone had connected several big holes within a second.

Old Zhao was startled, staring at the embroidery needle, wondering if it was poisoned?

Old Zhao slowly lowered his head to look at his hands. His hands were not swollen, but they just refused to control him. He was startled and angry. Just as he was about to attack, Chang Mantian floated off his horse and rushed over to hug the bearded man. , said: "My friend embroidered such a beautiful peony."

The bearded man still didn't raise his head, but suddenly smiled and said, "I can embroider other things."

Chang Mantian asked, "What to embroider?"

The bearded man said, "I am blind."

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