[Comprehensive] Guess I'm a man or a woman

"Who are you?"

This person not only clashed with Ximen Chuixue's shirt, but also clashed with him, all of them were pale and bloodless.It can be said that except for their looks, the two are almost exactly the same.But now there are more people who imitate Ximen Chuuxue, and Su Lanling doesn't take him very seriously.

The other party obviously thought the same as him, and didn't even tell Su Lanling his name, but just nodded at Su Lanling, then turned and left straight away, as if his appearance was just accidental.

Su Lanling is baffled, what's wrong with everyone nowadays, taking impoliteness as a personality?If you are really cold, don't make scary noises at the beginning, since you have already made noises, why pretend to be cold?Does it appear that you have style? !

I didn't know why on the first day of junior high school, so I asked Su Lanling with a wooden face: "What did that person do just now?"

"Crazy, don't worry about him." Su Lanling rolled his eyes, forgot about that person, took the first day of junior high school for some activities, washed and slept.

After all, men and women are different, Su Lanling and the first day of junior high school sleep in separate beds.Because Su Lanling is a presidential suite with a small couch, Su Lanling placed the first day of junior high school on the small couch.Although the small couch is a bit narrow, it is enough for a five-short bean.

It was probably the first time in my life that I slept by myself on the first day of the new year, and I was still a little scared. I squeezed the quilt and stared at Su Lanling, hesitating for a while before saying, "Can't I sleep with you?"

Su Lanling thought for a while, and said to her: "But you are already an older child, and the older child will sleep by himself."

"But..." The first day of the junior high school pouted, showing fear, neither wanting to admit that he was afraid nor that he was a child.

Su Lanling naturally understood her thoughts, so he comforted her: "It's okay, I was afraid of sleeping alone when I was a child, but I'm not afraid after falling asleep." Then Su Lanling picked the oil lamp next to her and encouraged her Said, "Go to sleep, I'll watch you sleep, and I lit the lamp, it won't be dark."

Only then did she close her eyes on the first day of the lunar new year, as if I was obedient, but ten seconds later she broke away again, looked at Su Lanling and at the oil lamp, as if to confirm whether they had left or turned off.

Su Lanling had no choice but to get: "Well, let me tell you a story."

On the first day of the lunar new year, he immediately opened his eyes and nodded, looking at Su Lanling with spirit in his eyes.

"Close your eyes." Su Lanling reached out to close her eyes, patted her lightly, and said slowly: "Once upon a time there was a couple who wanted to have children. They lived next to a witch's vegetable field. ,"

As soon as I said this, I opened my eyes and asked, "What is a witch?"

Su Lanling: "...witches are bad gods, but they are not as powerful as gods."

"Oh." Chu nodded and closed his eyes to listen to the story.

"One day, my pregnant wife noticed some cabbage growing in the witch's vegetable field next door." Su Lanling followed suit and replaced it with local products. But on the third night, when the husband stole the cabbage and was about to go home, the witch appeared and accused her husband of stealing. When he was found, the husband begged the witch for forgiveness, and the witch agreed to forgive her husband and allow him You can also pick cabbage in the future, but the condition is that the newborn child must be handed over to the witch after his wife gives birth. The husband agreed, and soon after, the wife gave birth to a baby girl, and the witch also appeared to take the baby girl away. The baby girl She was later named Rapunzel by the witch."

On the first day of the lunar new year, he opened his eyes again, and sighed expressionlessly: "The witch is such a good fairy, I don't see her being bad at all."

Su Lanling: "..."

"Why do you feel this way?!" Su Lanling couldn't understand, could it be that his way of telling the story was wrong? !

Chu Yi glanced at him, and said calmly: "That husband went to steal cabbage for two nights in a row. The witch, as a god, must know, but she didn't say it. If it wasn't for the husband who stole cabbage twice and was not satisfied, he would steal it for the third time." , she will definitely not come forward to criticize. And the husband gave away the child for a few cabbages, so he is not a father at first glance, if it is my father, he will definitely not give me away. "

Su Lanling was speechless: "...Then according to what you said, it's better for the witch to take the baby girl away?"

The first day of the junior high school nodded solemnly, "Of course, otherwise she will be left to suffer and suffer in that house? And even if the witch doesn't take Rapunzel away, her father will definitely sell her after two days if he has no money! I used to live next door That’s how my sister Dani was sold.”

Su Lanling fell silent in an instant, and he was only five years old in the first day of junior high school.Even if the child of the poor is in charge of the family early, she is a girl and precocious, but her personality is so cold, it is absolutely inseparable from this social environment.Thinking about a modern five-year-old child... Su Lanling couldn't help sighing that the environment can really make a person grow.

The immature childish words from the first day of junior high school sounded in Su Lanling's ears again, "It's just that I don't understand why we should name her Rapunzel? It's still four words, isn't it troublesome to call it? And my grandma said , A humble name is easy to support, but a name like her is definitely not easy to support."

Su Lanling: "...I don't know your name yet?"

"My name is Xiaocao!" The first day of junior high school was extremely proud, "How about it, is it easy to feed?"

Su Lanling nodded with difficulty, and decided to put Chu together's name on the agenda as soon as possible.

"Okay, go to sleep, I'll sing for you." Su Lanling felt that the story could not be told anymore, otherwise he had to make it more energetic in the first day of junior high school.

In the first day of junior high school, he was addicted to listening, and he was quite dissatisfied when he saw this, "When will we talk about it again?"

"Tomorrow." Su Lanling casually perfunctory the first day of junior high school, and seeing her close her eyes reluctantly, hummed a little tune and patted her to sleep.

On the first day of junior high school, she was born with no literary skills. Su Lanling had just sung for 5 minutes, and she fell asleep and snored.

Only then did Su Lanling gently leave the couch and go to bed.

When Su Lanling woke up the next day, he had already woken up on the first day of the junior high school, sitting on the edge of the bed with a dark face and looking at him expressionlessly.It's not an exaggeration, it's really a 'dark' face, because when Su Lanling went to sleep, he was afraid of waking up on the first day of the new year and was afraid of the dark, so he didn't turn off the oil lamp. As a result, he slept all night on the first day of the new year, and his face was blackened by the oil lamp... …

The children were all up, and Su Lanling was too lazy to get up again, so she had to get up again to wipe her face and wash her hands.Thinking about it, it's really hard life. I just broke up with my boyfriend and thought I could sleep for a few days, but he found a little ancestor for himself...

The little ancestor still remembered the story from yesterday, and when Su Lanling woke up, he asked him to continue telling the story, so Su Lanling had no choice but to continue telling the story.Fortunately, I didn't understand love in the first grade of junior high school. I just disliked the long-haired girl for not being vigilant, but I didn't complain about other things.

Until after breakfast, the first day of junior high school still had endless aftertaste on this little story, but the sensible person didn't insist on Su Lanling asking him to tell it again.

Su Lanling thought about it, and decided to take the first day of junior high school to buy some toys, otherwise the child's spiritual world must be lacking.

There are a lot of things on the toy booth, including puppets and bronze figures, but Su Lanling never expected that he would choose chess on the first day of junior high school!

Su Lanling was dumbfounded. Is it really okay for a child to play such a difficult game at such a young age? !

When I first saw it, I thought Su Lanling was too expensive. After all, there are engravings on the chess pieces, and I have to buy chess and cards, which is more than twice the price of the bronze figure.So after thinking about it, I reluctantly let it go.

Su Lanling had no choice but to remind her again that her patron was really rich, not only bought chess, but also bought bronze figures and puppets for her.

On the first day of junior high school, I was so happy, I jumped up happily holding a large box of toys, and told Su Lanling that I would take the toys to the Salesian Bureau to play with the children.

Su Lanling originally wanted to take her to work, but considering that it was too boring for her to be adults, she readily agreed to send her to the Salesian Bureau, and told her not to patronize and play, but to remember to learn to write from Jin Jiuling.

On the first day of junior high school, it is natural.

Jin Jiuling was quite speechless about Su Lanling's behavior, and dissatisfied: "You treat us as a school here, and send all the children away, how shameless?"

Su Lanling silently took out an ingot of silver and put it in Jin Jiuling's hand, "Come on!"

Only then did Jin Jiuling nod and smile, "It's still plausible, your children are so good at eating, you won't be able to convince the public if you don't spend money."

Su Lanling rolled her eyes, and made an agreement with the first day of the junior high school to pick her up at night, and then she was going to leave for work.

Jin Jiuling said cryptically, "Well, you don't need to pick her up tonight, I'll take her to Qingfeng Temple directly, just come and find me."

Su Lanling blinked, and then suddenly remembered that Jin Jiuling was going to 'pimp' him and introduce Prince Pingnan to him.

After a busy day, towards evening, Su Lanling went to Qingfeng Temple.

Gu Qingfeng was not there, so he probably avoided going out on purpose, only Jin Jiuling and Chuyi were in the room, and they were playing chess.

Su Lanling stretched her waist and sat between the two of them to watch the chess game. The level of the first year of junior high school is still good. She is considered very good at her age. It's a must.

So within 5 minutes after Su Lanling sat down, he was dismissed as a general on the first day of junior high school.

On the first day of junior high school, this kid had a tendency to hold back, and played chess angrily. He wanted to fight Jin Jiuling again for [-] rounds.

However, Jin Jiuling gave a huff and waved his hands: "I don't want to play anymore, even winning ten hands is meaningless."

Su Lanling: "..." It's boring and you won ten games? ?

On the first day of junior high school, he wanted to perform in front of Su Lanling, but in the end he lost. He was very angry, and started to stare at Jin Jiuling expressionlessly with triangular eyes.

Jin Jiuling didn't care and walked away happily. Su Lanling had no choice but to comfort Chuyi and let her fight again tomorrow.

After a while, there was the sound of a carriage outside the door. Su Lanling and Jin Jiuling went out to meet them, and saw a man in white stepping on a stool and getting out of the carriage.

This person is exactly the one Su Lanling met at the inn last night!

The author has something to say: A friend asked me how I entered the danmei circle. I only knew what homosexuality was for the first time after watching Leslie Cheung's "Farewell My Concubine".However, I didn’t enter the Danmei circle at that time, and it was only after I got a computer at home and watched "Lan Yu" suddenly that I began to gradually understand this aspect.

Generally speaking, computers are harmful to people, everyone should play less computer games and read more books.I recommend "Guess I'm a Man or a Woman" written by Sitting Up While Dying Illness.

PS: At least there will be no problem in spelling pornographic jokes in the future :)