[Comprehensive] Guess I'm a man or a woman

The moon was getting late, and two dim oil lamps were lit in a small shop without a signboard, and the candlelight swayed with the evening wind.

A man with a beard and a red cape gnawed on a chicken leg on the table, and asked another person, "How about this chicken leg? It's not worse than the one from Yellow Crane Tower."

The handsome man opposite him nodded, "It's delicious, and this fried tofu dish is comparable to the skill of Master Bitter Gourd."

"Hahaha." The bearded man laughed triumphantly, "There is nothing unpalatable that Lu Xiaofeng finds."

The man opposite him smiled softly and shook his head, ignoring his smugness: "Where did you go a few days ago? It took so long to come back."

Lu Xiaofeng threw the gnawed chicken bones on the table, and said vaguely with his mouth full of meat: "Then what, didn't the Zhenyuan Escort Bureau kill a lot of people from Datong Express? look."

The man opposite him nodded slightly, but did not continue to ask, because he preferred cheerful topics to these sad things.

Lu Xiaofeng let out a hache, picked up the flagon next to him and poured himself wine, and said with a sleepy face: "Hua Man Lou, eat quickly, I'm going back to sleep after eating. I must sleep with him for seven days Seven nights."

Hua Manlou turned his head to the outside, and said softly: "I'm afraid you can't do this."

"What do you mean..." As soon as Lu Xiaofeng finished speaking, a white figure appeared a hundred meters away, and in the blink of an eye, that white figure had already arrived in front of them.

Ximen Chuuxue looked at Huamanlou, and said coldly with a blank face: "Can you hear my footsteps?" Ximen Chuuxue is a very conceited person, and similarly, his swordsmanship and lightness kung fu also gave him enough confidence. capital.

Hua Manlou smiled: "As far as I know, there are at most four or five people in the world who can act completely silently, and the owner of the village is one of them."

"That's right." Ximen Chuuxue nodded, "But you knew I was coming."

Hua Manlou said indifferently: "That's because the owner has a murderous aura on his body. When the sword is out of its sheath, there must be sword aura. How much has the owner killed in his life? How can there be no murderous aura around him?" After finishing speaking, Hua Manlou sighed again: "I heard Mr. Su say that Wanmei Mountain Villa is full of flowers all the year round, just like a fairyland on earth. If the owner of the villa can always appreciate the meaning of flowers, this murderous aura will naturally gradually dissipate over time."

Being persuaded by the other party to be good, Ximen Chuuxue still remained indifferent, and said coldly: "Although flowers are beautiful, how can they compare to the blood flowers when killing people?"

Hua ManLou: "Oh?"

A strange light suddenly appeared in Ximen Chuixue's eyes, and his tone was full of fanaticism: "There will always be unfaithful people in this world who can't be killed. When you stab their throats with a sword, you can see the blood spraying on them. It blooms under your sword, if you can see the brilliance of that moment, you will know that there is absolutely nothing that can compare to that kind of beauty!"

Lu Xiaofeng was speechless, and couldn't help complaining: "You are really... I wonder how a person like you can find a wife."

Originally, it was just a very common sentence, but Lu Xiaofeng could even imagine how "expressionlessly proud" the other party would be when he finished saying this sentence.But he didn't expect that the opponent's whole body suddenly changed, and the enthusiasm in his eyes disappeared, leaving only endless coldness and depth.Ximen Chuuxue stared closely at Lu Xiaofeng, as if staring at a dead person.

Lu Xiaofeng felt terrified when he was watched, he drank the white wine in the bowl in one gulp, the fiery liquid ran down his throat and burned his heart, and soon his body felt warm.He swallowed his saliva and tried his best to speak: "Well... what's wrong with you?"

The other party didn't speak, just holding the sword in silence, his cold eyes almost made Lu Xiaofeng freeze.

Instead, Hua Manlou chuckled, "I'm afraid it's because you told the truth." There was a hint of gloating in his tone.

Lu Xiaofeng reconsidered what he said just now, and then he suddenly understood, he laughed and said, "Did you quarrel with Mrs. Ximen?"

Ximen Chuuxue snorted coldly, sat down on the chair next to Lu Xiaofeng, and looked at the moon outside quietly in a trance.

Lu Xiaofeng urged Ximen Chuuxue: "Tell me, what's wrong with the two of you, are you also like Zhu Ting, who is disliked and incompetent?"

Ximen Chuuxue glanced at him, showing disgust, as if to say how it was impossible.

"That's why?" Lu Xiaofeng himself was filled with the malice of a single dog, and guessed wretchedly, "Because you are boring and boring? Or is it that you can't..."

Bang!

Ximen Chuuxue slapped the sword on the table expressionlessly.

Lu Xiaofeng paused, and justified himself: "What's the matter, what I'm talking about is your language skills, where are you thinking!"

whee.

Seeing Ximen Chuuxue's cold face, Lu Xiaofeng felt very happy.Live well!I told you to show your affection at ordinary times, but now you have quarreled and felt uncomfortable, hehe, I am happy alone~~

"Ahem." Huamanlou couldn't help laughing, and hurriedly waved his hands and stood up, "I'll ask the boss to add two dishes." After saying that, he turned around and avoided going out, and then Lu Xiaofeng heard Huamanlou outside the door. Lou suppressed the sound of laughter.

Ximen Fuxue: "..." Although I am a sword god, I can't take tons of damage, hug yourself_(:з」∠)_

"Tell me!" Lu Xiaofeng poked Ximen Chuuxue's white clothes with his greasy fingers. Ximen Chuuxue dodged his attack, sighed softly, and said coldly: "He always feels very uncomfortable when we are together. Tired and unhappy."

Lu Xiaofeng was taken aback for a moment, picked up the handkerchief and slowly wiped his fingers, and finally said after a while: "Then your problem is much more troublesome than Zhu Ting..."

"How to say?"

"Although the proprietress dislikes the boss for being worthless and feels that life is too ordinary, she loves him wholeheartedly and enjoys the time with him very much. But from what you say, it seems that the other party is already tired..." Lu Xiaofeng He hesitated and said, "It seems that the time you have been together is not long, how could you lose your feelings so quickly?"

"It's not emotionless." Ximen Chuuxue emphasized emphatically, "It's just a temporary awkwardness."

Lu Xiaofeng: "Why are you guys fighting?"

Ximen Fuxue: "I don't know."

Lu Xiaofeng was speechless: "...then what else do you know?"

Lu Xiaofeng stroked his two beards and analyzed: "The couple's quarrel is actually mainly due to several aspects. First, it is because of personality disagreement. I don't think you two have such problems. Second, it is because of jealousy and empathy. You don't seem to have any. .In the end, there is too little communication and downplaying of emotions. I think you may belong to this point.”

"Emotional fading?" Ximen Chuuxue frowned, pondered for a while before saying uncertainly, "Not fading."

Lu Xiaofeng: "... From your tone, you know it's downplaying, but you still use a suspicious tone. How about this, since you're not sure if it's downplaying, then I'll ask you a few questions, and you'll understand."

"Tell me." Ximen Chuuxue straightened his back and waited for it, and he almost took out a small notebook to record it.

Lu Xiaofeng stroked his beard and said, "The first thing is communication. When was the last time you talked heart to heart?"

What the hell is talk...

Seeing Ximen Chuuxue's bewildered expression, Lu Xiaofeng automatically skipped this question, and winked at him again: "When was that last time?"

Ximen Chuuxue has a sharp eye, how can he answer this question!Can he say that he is still a virgin now! !

"Then you always remember the last time you gave her a gift."

Ximen Chuuxue thought for a while, then nodded, "I remember, six years ago, I gave him a pair of white jade plovers."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..." My mother, if she is still with you now, she really loves you.

Lu Xiaofeng looked at Ximen Chuuxue with reproachful eyes, "Why are you so picky? You said you don't lack money, so what if you often send things to others!"

There was a hint of grievance in Ximen Chuixue's cold voice: "But I don't have any money. He is in charge of our family's money. I usually only have money for grocery shopping."

Lu Xiaofeng: "...you buy vegetables???"

Lu Xiaofeng was in a trance for a moment. The majestic sword god Ximen Chuuxue, a [-]-foot tough guy with strong bones, is shopping at home? ! !Lu Xiaofeng's entire world view was turned upside down, he looked at Ximen Chuuxue in disbelief: "Then are you still doing housework at home?"

Ximen Chuuxue didn't think there was any shame in doing housework, so he nodded and said frankly: "Yes, but I won't do it now, he hired a few servants."

Hua Manlou came in from the outside at this moment, heard their conversation, and said calmly: "It's no big deal to do some housework, I have always cleaned up my small building by myself."

It was said that the other two people looked at him, one was Lu Xiaofeng who disagreed, with eyes saying 'Can you be the same as him, you have different personalities'.The other is Ximen Chuuxue with an admiring face. He never thought that there are people in this world who like to do housework!He was bored to death by doing half of it himself!

"Too down-to-earth..." Lu Xiaofeng praised Ximen Chuuxue against his will, "Then since you have done all the housework, what does Madam Ximen usually do?"

"He does it too, we are one and half, he is mainly responsible for making money or something."

Lu Xiaofeng's face twisted, "So your family is Mrs. Ximen's money???"

Never expected that the Sword God Ximen Chuuxue is actually a softie! !

Well, this face is really white enough!

In an instant, Lu Xiaofeng suddenly understood why Ximen Chuuxue was willing to accompany him to the Zhuguangbaoqi Pavilion when Mrs. Ximen was asked to come forward last time. !