[Comprehensive] Guess I'm a man or a woman

Uncle Wu sat in the room and smoked the dry tobacco. The smoke was lingering between hesitating and puffing. It first hovered over the room, and then gently dissipated with the wind coming in through the window.

The house is very quiet, there is no sound, only the regular sound of gada gada, which is the clock he bought at the foreign goods store in Qingfengguan a few days ago to tell the time.It's expensive, but it's novelty and grandeur. Now the whole family uses this clock to tell the time. It's the new favorite of the family.

But now, this sound is actually a bit annoying.

Hearing the voice in his ear, Uncle Wu slowly frowned.

Today is the second day that Qingfengguan was closed. Yesterday all the merchants were making trouble at the gate of Qingfengguan, but those officers and soldiers grabbed a few thorns and locked them up.Now everyone is panicked and anxious, but no one can do anything, and they dare not show their heads.

"Father, why don't we organize a few merchants to go to Qingfengguan Technical School to ask? It's not a problem if it is closed all the time, isn't it a delay in business." It was his second uncle who spoke.

Uncle Wu's eldest son shook his head: "As soon as the incident left the school, the school was closed and only allowed to enter but not to exit. The five merchants that entered yesterday have not yet come out."

"What does this mean?! Our rent is still one year away, is this going to take the money and run away?!" The second uncle said in a very aggressive tone.

Seeing this, the elder uncle couldn't help laughing and said, "Why are you in a hurry, you haven't been asked to pay for the rent, and the eldest brother and the second brother haven't spoken yet."

"Brother-in-law, what do you mean by that?" The second son-in-law suddenly stood up from the chair, staring at the elder son-in-law next to him.

The elder uncle smiled and stopped talking.

Uncle Wu was smoking a cigarette, looking at the family in front of him in silence.

He, the second son-in-law, has a big heart, and his temper has been increasing day by day in the past six months. He often yells and drinks in the store, which is more imposing than the old man like him.

The eldest son-in-law is a smart man, with a clever mind, but he is a bit unmotivated. He wants to live on the three-acre land all day long. It is steadfast, but he has no great expectations.

Last month, my eldest son had a quarrel with the second son-in-law, and angrily said, if you can do it, you can get out.The second uncle didn't take this sentence to heart, but the eldest uncle remembered it.This month, he obviously started to be estranged from the second son-in-law, and he was picking on the thorns in the open and in the dark, just to prove to himself that he didn't have that extra thought.

"No, we can't sit and wait like this." The second uncle walked back and forth twice, then suddenly raised his head and said to Wu Bo, "Didn't you say that Datong Bank and Qingfengguan are in charge? Why don't we go to Datong Bank to try our luck?"

The eldest son shook his head: "No, even though Manager Xiao Su is also the owner of Datong Bank, the Jiangnan Hua Family of Datong Bank also owns shares, so the two cannot be confused."

The room fell silent again, and the five women sitting in the back room also sighed.

Uncle Wu glanced at his second son who had been silent all this time, and said, "Second, what do you think?"

His second son has been acting like a fool all day long, and he is still like this now. Even though the whole family is in a hurry, he still looks like he doesn't care about anything, as if he doesn't care about everything.But Uncle Wu felt that only the second child was the smartest one in this family, and he had a long-term perspective.

The second son crossed Erlang's legs, and said in a frivolous tone: "If you want me to say, you just eat salty radish and worry about it, and you won't be able to pour Qingfengguan down wherever you go."

The second son-in-law raised his eyebrows, his tone became bad again, and he asked stingingly, "Second brother, what do you mean by this? If you want to say it, just make it clear. Who knows what it means when you are so confused."

The second son gave him a cold look: "If you don't know what you mean, just shut up, you are the one who talks the most in the whole room."

"You!" The second uncle was thrown in the face twice and three times, and couldn't stay any longer, and said with a cold snort: "Okay, you all look down on me, right, okay, I'll go!"

As soon as he said this, the second daughter couldn't help but rushed out from the back room, grabbed the second uncle's clothes, turned to the others in the room and said, "Big brother, second brother, brother-in-law, what do you mean?"

At this time, several other women also came out from the room, and the eldest daughter-in-law was the first to speak: "Your brother doesn't mean anything, little sister, don't take it to heart. But the second son-in-law, don't just say something that doesn't suit him and leave." Ah, let's go, isn't this a mess for the family!"

"Sister-in-law!" The second daughter stared angrily, then turned around and ran over to flirt with Aunt Wu, "Mother, look at what sister-in-law said! It's obviously my brother-in-law who is not good, and sister-in-law insists on relying on us."

The second daughter's words were like dynamite. The second daughter-in-law and the eldest daughter both spoke.For a while, the quiet room became noisy, which made Uncle Wu even more confused.

Uncle Wu turned around and walked out. If you like to quarrel, you can quarrel, all of you are pretending. In the end, you don't want me to make up your mind, so just quarrel!

After leaving home, Uncle Wu went to a nearby tavern, ordered half a catty of rice wine, and a plate of fried peanuts to hide himself quietly.

"Hey, when do you think this Qingfeng Temple will be unsealed? I heard that the owner of Qingfeng Temple has offended people!" There were three knights dressed in Jianghu sitting at the table next to them, discussing this big news that spread all over the world.

One of the skinny knights said: "What is it that the master of Qingfengguan offended people? He is a great fairy, so why should the fairy be afraid of these mortals?! I heard that the reason why it was closed down was because one of the shops ate dead people. That's why the government temporarily sealed it up to collect evidence."

"Your words are nonsense, all the Qingfeng temples in the whole country are closed! Can you say that they eat dead people?!" The black-faced strong man who spoke at the beginning said with disdain.

"What's in the whole country? You're a person who hears that the wind is rain, and if the whole country is closed, can you get news in just two days?" The thin knight looked around and whispered, "I heard that this is the youth × faction's conspiracy!"

The voice of the word dry and thin knight in the middle was too low, Uncle Wu couldn't hear it clearly, and the black-faced man next to him couldn't hear it clearly either, so he picked his ears and said, "You can't speak louder!"

"How can you say that loudly!" The skinny knight looked around again, and said, "It's the X City faction!"

"Oh~" The black-faced man understood now, "You're talking about Qingcheng×."

Uncle Wu: "..." Do you think everyone in this room is an idiot? ?

"That's possible." The black-faced man took a sip of his wine and said with disgust on his face, "People from their sect can't do anything. It's not an exaggeration to say that they can do all kinds of evil."

"By the way, San'er." The black-faced man turned his head to look at the third person who had been silent all this time, "Why have you been silent?"

San'er stroked his goatee, frowned and said, "I'm thinking about a question."

"what is the problem?"

"I heard that there are two partners in Qingfengguan, one is Gu Qingfeng, the patron, and the other is Su Lanling, the owner of Datong Bank. You said that if Qingfengguan is really closed, the rent of those merchants will be paid several times at once. What do you do with the money now?"

"What else can I do?" The black-faced man said as it should, "It must be returned to others. Does Qingfeng Temple still want to take it for itself?"

"Impossible." The skinny knight waved his hand and said, "It will definitely not be sealed, not to mention so many places and so many shops. If it is sealed, it will only dry up. Even if it is really sealed, there is a bank behind Qingfengguan, and it will be compensated." worthy."

"I'm just worried about this!" San'er patted the table and said, "Think about it, Qingfeng Temple is so big, and so many have been built over the years, where did the funds come from? It must have invested the rent of those merchants. But you are right, there is a bank behind him, and he can definitely pay it back, but the bank has only so little money, if you pay them back, what if we don’t have any money when we withdraw money?”

"That's right! What San'er said makes sense!" The black-faced man slapped the table and said, "No, I have to take the banknotes to exchange the silver, no matter what, it's safe to keep the silver in my own hands. "

"It's okay to redeem the bank notes, but how do I redeem my certificate of deposit? I deposit it for one year, and there is still interest! If I withdraw it now, wouldn't there be no interest at all, and my interest will expire in June. , It’s only three months away!!” The skinny knight was a little confused, after thinking about it, he said: “No cash, no cash, I can’t bear the interest.”

"Second brother!" San'er frowned and advised, "You should think about it, who knows what will happen in three months, don't lose the big because of small things."

"This..." The skinny knight hesitated for a long time before he gritted his teeth and said, "No, I still can't bear it. Let's go and exchange the banknotes in our hands first. I'll see the deposit receipt before we talk about it!"

"Okay, let's go then."

After speaking, the three of them didn't bother to drink, and quickly paid the bill and ran out.

Uncle Wu was not in a hurry, he still drank wine and ate peanuts in a leisurely manner.

In his life, if others don't believe him, he only believes in shopkeeper Su. He is a child prodigy who can take care of things at the age of six!

After pouring down a meal of warm rice wine, Uncle Wu's body felt warm, and a little sweat broke out on his head.Only then did he settle the bill, and walked unsteadily towards the main store of Datong Bank.

Anyway, idle is idle, he went to see the excitement.

Before reaching the entrance of the alley of Datong Bank, the road was blocked, not for other reasons, but because there were forty or fifty bearers standing there!They were all carried by Qingfeng Temple!

Uncle Wu found a familiar bearer, leaned over and asked, "Old Liu, why are you waiting for work here?"

It stands to reason that the bearers at the city gate should be the best to do!

But Lao Liu scratched his head and said in a low voice, "I might as well tell you something about our own people. Manager Su asked us to come here. He said that we come here to work, and the wages of ten yuan a day are our own. , If you can’t pull him, he will give you wages.”

"Good guy!" Uncle Wu looked at him in surprise, "Then you earned a lot of money this day!"

After all, judging from the crowds of Datong Bank, there must be a lot of people withdrawing money. If you can't move it, you can't just rely on these bearers to make money.

"Oh, don't mention it soon." Lao Liu waved his hand, "It's been a whole morning, and I only earned three pennies. I have a total of one job. Don't look at the number of people here, they are all cashiers. There are very few deposit certificates, and they are reluctant to part with the interest. And it is ordinary people, there are a few of us who can use it, and the key is those big ones!"

Uncle Wu nodded, and was about to say something, when he saw the third brother from before coming out of the bank, his arms were bulging, and he could tell he had a lot of money in his pocket.

The three of them walked to the corner behind Uncle Wu and silently looked at the people passing by. The black-faced man said, "Second brother, look at these people! Go back and get the deposit receipt to redeem it! Don't have any later!"

"But..." The skinny knight still hesitated, reluctant to pay interest.

That San'er suddenly said, "I see... If the second brother is really reluctant, he can take a gamble!"

"What do you call a gamble?" The black-faced man stared and said, "That's a lot of money. It's just a gamble. If your second brother loses this game, half his life will be for nothing. The whole family It's all about the northwest wind!"

"Look carefully." San'er squinted his eyes and stroked his goatee. "Although there are many people, do you think that Chase Bank is in chaos? Look at the new steward and the cashiers below. It's busy, but it's still calm and orderly, it doesn't look like something is going to happen."

"Maybe it's because there is enough money now! After two days, when everyone reacts, or if the tourist attractions close the shops and make trouble, then the money will be gone!!" The black-faced man looked anxious, urging the skinny knight, " Second child, don't hesitate!"

"No, no." San'er shook his head and said, "If there were no bearers at the door, I wouldn't be able to react. Once these bearers appeared, it was as if they had been negotiated. I always felt that there was a trick. "

The three of them were talking, but there was a sudden commotion in the bank. Uncle Wu listened carefully, and it turned out that there was not enough silver in the bank and he had to transfer it from another place.

The shopkeeper of Datong Bank kept reassuring everyone that the money was on the way, but the group of people seemed to be crazy, they kept rushing to the counter, and they stopped queuing up. They rushed to the counter one by one like evil spirits. Some even reached into the door opening of the counter to snatch the money from the cashier.

"Look!!" The black-faced man's voice rose immediately, and he said to the skinny knight while running in, "Second brother, you go back and get the deposit receipt first, and I'll go in first and grab some for you. The water is floating!"

"Okay, okay." The thin knight-errant got scared when he saw this, turned around and ran back.

But San'er held one hand and said coldly: "Don't move!"

"What are you doing Saner!!" The black-faced man was anxious, "Now is not the time for you to talk nonsense! Didn't you see that everyone in it is eye-catching..."

The tone of the black-faced man gradually slowed down, because the hand of the man who reached into the door opening of the counter to grab the money was chopped off alive!

At this time, the new shopkeeper who had been gentle and kind before also sneered, and said to the strong man at the door: "Close the door!"

"Yes!" The two strong men responded and closed the double doors with a bang.

"San'er... Let's, what shall we do?!" The black-faced man was dumbfounded, and so was the skinny knight.

San'er actually laughed, took out a handful of money from his bosom, looked around, walked up to Old Liu and said, "May I ask where Big Brother is working hard?"

Old Liu took the money and said truthfully, "Qingfengguan tourist attraction."

San'er laughed again: "But your boss asked you to come here?"

Lao Liu shook his head: "It's Su Guanshi, not our temple master."

San'er just nodded, turned back to the two brothers and said: "Okay, don't worry, I know it well."

"What do you mean..." The black-faced burly man looked at his three brothers in confusion.

San'er pointed to himself and said: "This is called worrying about the sky." He pointed to the skinny knight and said: "This is called being obsessed with money." : "This is called trying to cover up."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for the two to ask any more questions, he dragged them away, "Okay, don't ask, you won't understand even if you tell me."

As soon as the three of them walked out of the intersection, they saw a group of people carrying a silver box, surrounded by a group of disciples of Qingfengguan.

San'er laughed again, pointed to the group of people and said, "This is called calming people's hearts."

The disciples of Qingfengguan walked to the door of Datong Bank and knocked on the door. The people inside pushed the man with the severed hand to go out, and the people outside pressed the money to go in.

But no one dared to step forward to snatch it anymore.

San'er couldn't help laughing and yelled: "Where is the little brother in front pressing people down!"

The strong man shouted loudly without looking back: "Yamen!!"