[Comprehensive] Guess I'm a man or a woman

Lu Xiaofeng looked at the ordinary-faced woman in front of him, blinked, and dared not answer: "Are you the lady in red?"

Su Lanling nodded and asked, "What's the problem?"

"No problem, I just can't believe it." Lu Xiaofeng really couldn't believe it, Ximen Chuuxue actually found a woman with such an ordinary face to get married, after all, didn't the story books always say that a hero deserves a beauty.Although this Mrs. Ximen is not ugly, she is definitely not a beauty, she can only be called pretty.But this figure is not bad, long legs, hips, breasts... It's his favorite type!

"Cough." Seeing that Lu Xiaofeng's gaze began to wander, Ximen Chuuxue immediately coughed coldly, staring at him expressionlessly.

Lu Xiaofeng hurriedly retracted his gaze, explained what happened to Su Lanling, and then asked him to help Ximen Chuuxue say something nice.

Su Lanling immediately agreed, saying there was no problem, and then whispered something into Ximen Chuuxue's ear.

Ximen Chuuxue's gaze sank, and he nodded.

Seeing this, Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said, "Now you're going to promise me, right? I've already invited the lady in red to beg you."

Ximen Chuuxue snorted coldly: "Originally, I would agree, but the look in your eyes just now made me unhappy, and I don't want to agree again."

"Why are you like this!!" Lu Xiaofeng wailed, "How can a majestic sword god not count his words!! No wonder people in the world say that your sword skills are weird, and your temper is also weird!! I think you can find a wife if you have such a temper It's really weird!"

Ximen Chuuxue thought for a while, and said, "It's not impossible for you to make me change my mind."

Lu Xiaofeng: "Oh?"

A smile flashed in Ximen Chuuxue's eyes, and he said coldly: "As long as you shave cleanly, whatever you want to do, I will help you."

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Lu Xiaofeng touched his bearded skin, but now it has become as smooth as a newborn baby.

He turned his head and asked Su Lanling: "The female crown in red, please comment with a woman's eyes, how do I look like now?"

Before Su Lanling could speak, he hurriedly stopped him: "Wait, you better stop talking, or that weird guy Ximen Chuuxue will regret it again."

Su Lanling smiled and said, "You don't want to come and go. My name is Sodagreen, so you can call me Ahlu."

Lu Xiaofeng glanced at his red dress strangely, and said calmly: "Now I know why you married Ximen Chuuxue, the two of you have really weird ideas."

Su Lanling put his arms around Ximen Chuuxue's arm, and proudly said: "Of course, this is a couple, don't you know?"

Lu Xiaofeng: "...Hehe, your tone of voice is really familiar to me. Why do you sound more and more like the shameless Su Lanling?"

Su Lanling: "???" I'm so shameless! !I obviously have more face than you.

Ximen Chuuxue responded in a rare way: "One of them is shameless, and the other is shameless."

Su Lanling: "..." I can't refute it_(:з」∠)_

Go all the way, from Hebei to Shanxi.

In a teahouse, the three of them met Hua Man Lou.

Ever since Huamanlou found out that Su Lanling was the wife of Ximen Chuuxue, his expression had been very strange. Su Lanling knew what he had discovered. After all, although blind people have poor eyesight, their other senses are very sensitive.And he will not be deceived by the eyes, because sometimes people tend to believe too much in seeing.

But when they found out, Su Lanling didn't care, anyway, according to Hua Manlou's temper, he would not publicize the matter, even Lu Xiaofeng would not talk too much, he has always been a person who is good at listening and keeping secrets.

Lu Xiaofeng didn't find it strange that Hua Manlou was still complaining to him about the beard.

Hua Manlou laughed and said: "I've never felt uncomfortable because I couldn't see before, but now I really feel a little uncomfortable. Because I really want to see what you look like after you shave off your beard." After finishing speaking, she unexpectedly The rare ones laughed out loud.

Su Lanling silently commented on the smile of a beautiful young man, and couldn't help thinking deeply, whether only Lu Xiaofeng's friends like to gloat like this... Now he can already imagine what Lu Xiaofeng and others will look like after they know their true identity.

Lu Xiaofeng said angrily: "What does it look like? It's that young and handsome look!!"

Hua Manlou retorted: "If that's the case, then why did you grow a beard before?"

Lu Xiaofeng snorted and said, "Because I'm already handsome enough, I'm afraid you'll feel inferior when I'm around, so I grew a beard to set off you. I didn't expect you to be so ungrateful, and you don't know how to understand my precious friendship to you. Besides, you Don't you know that my nickname is Lu Yingjun?"

Hua Manlou couldn't stop laughing, stretched out his hand and touched the stubble that had just grown on Lu Xiaofeng's lips with his fingertips, and said: "I am very good at growing flowers, and the flowers and plants that I have taken care of will grow very vigorously. Now I also" Cooking' your beard, I like it to grow out quickly to set off us, don't let his master be too handsome, otherwise he won't be called a prodigal son, but should be called a lady. Hahaha..."

Lu Xiaofeng was so pissed off by him, he stood up and turned around to leave, but as soon as he turned around, he bumped into someone, Lu Xiaofeng hurriedly apologized: "Sorry, I didn't see it."

The man was dressed as a servant, and he only asked Lu Xiaofeng, "Is it the hero Lu Xiaofeng, the hero Huamanlou, and the owner and wife of Ximen?"

Lu Xiaofeng turned his head and looked at Ximen Chuuxue, nodded and said, "That's right, it's us."

The servant then took out four posts and handed them to everyone one by one, saying: "This is a post from our manager to you, I hope you will appreciate our Jewelry Pavilion."

Su Lanling opened the post and saw that there was only one sentence on it: Respect for Feiju, clean up the dust for you, please come.The signature below is 'Huo Tianqing'.

A few simple sentences are written in block letters, and the font is very correct. It can be seen that they have been practicing for many years.The ink used is very thick, so each character is slightly raised, and people who are blind can feel it on the back with their fingertips.

Hua Manlou smiled and said, "It seems that Mr. Huo is a very thoughtful person."

The servant bowed again and said: "Our manager Huo has already ordered that if the four of you are willing to reward the honor, we will ask the villain to prepare a car and wait here, and send the four of you to Zhuguangbaoqiyan Mansion. Manager Huo is already waiting for the four of you in the mansion." Great drive."

Lu Xiaofeng wondered: "How did he know we're here?"

The servant smiled and said proudly, "Within eight hundred miles around here, there is nothing that Mr. Huo doesn't know about."

Su Lanling sneered in his heart when he heard the words, Mr. Huo is so capable, why do you want to kill our Yinyuanhui people to get news?

However, it was inevitable that his identity would be exposed, so Su Lanling didn't say anything.

As expected of a jeweled jewel, even the carriage is glittering and priceless.Over the years, Su Lanling has seen many precious carriages, Fat Uncle's is ranked first, and the one from Zhuguangbaoqi Pavilion should be ranked second.He just lacked that layer of yellow brocade that represented royal status.

Zhuguang Baoqi Pavilion, like Wanmei Villa, is built on the side of a mountain.

As soon as Su Lanling and the others arrived at the foot of the mountain, they saw a huge piece of mirror-surfaced white jade, on which the inscription 'Yan Fu' was written in big regular script.The underground road was not paved with stone slabs, but a beautiful blue stone with various strange patterns carved on it, which obviously looked concave and convex, but the carriage did not feel bumpy when walking.

The mountain scenery on the left and right sides are hundreds of apricot blossoms, which are obviously not in season, but they are already rushing to bloom at this moment, like fire and steaming clouds.Occasionally interspersed with mulberry, elm, hibiscus, trifoliate and other colorful branches and flowers, even if they are not open, new branches have sprouted, just like embellishments in the steaming clouds, making the whole mountain more lush and colorful.

This made Hua Manlou in the car sigh: "The florist in Zhuguang Baoqi Pavilion is also a strange person. If there is a chance, I must discuss it with him."

The carriage entered through the main entrance, and when everyone got down, they saw a green peak blocking the front.The white stone cave, or like a ghost, or like a beast, stands vertically and horizontally, with moss spots on it, covered by vines, and the path of the intestines is slightly exposed, implying the meaning of formation.

Seeing this, Lu Xiaofeng laughed loudly: "Could it be that this is the exquisiteness of jewels and jewels? You have to walk through this stone peak to enter?"

"Hero Lu is just joking, that's not how Zhuguang Baoqi Pavilion treats guests." Suddenly a male voice came from Shizhang, his voice was low and powerful, and his speech was slow and gentle.When he spoke, everyone couldn't help pricking up their ears and listening carefully.

After a while, a man walked out of Shizhang slowly. Judging from his walking pace, he is a very confident and judgmental person. No matter what he does, he has his own principles. With a little pride, but not an arrogant person.

Hua Manlou smiled and said, "Your Excellency is Huo Tianqing, the manager of Zhuguang Baoqi Pavilion?"

Huo Tianqing nodded, saluted them and said, "Huo Tianqing is here to welcome everyone in the name of the Patriarch."

Lu Xiaofeng nodded, patted his stomach and said, "Then let's go quickly, the carriage of your Jewelry Pavilion looks gorgeous, but the speed is really slow, if I used lightness kung fu, I would have arrived an hour ago."

Huo Tianqing smiled brightly: "That's because I didn't arrange it well, everyone, please follow me quickly."

Everyone followed Huo Tianqing through Shizhang, and saw a single building, which was very grand.The doors, bars and windows are all finely carved with fresh patterns, without vermilion powder coating, and the same color of terrazzo is painted with patterns.The Baishitaiji below is chiseled into the pattern of passiflora.Looking left and right, there are all snow-white powder-skin walls, and the kicks below are made of tiger skin stones, which are really not gorgeous.On the top of the gate is a plaque made of loach ridges with bucket tiles, and there are five big characters "Zhuguang Baoqi Pavilion" inscribed with flying dragons and phoenixes.

Seeing this, Lu Xiaofeng said first: "Good word." Then he walked towards the inside.

But Huo Tianqing stopped him and said, "Sorry, the master's banquet is placed in the water pavilion behind."

Su Lanling frowned, and couldn't help sighing that Yan Tieshan was really timid and afraid of death as written in the book.In such a cold weather, he even put the feast in the middle of the pool, no one has the guts.