[Comprehensive] Guess I'm a man or a woman

Su Lanling looked at Yang Lianting, whose face was sinking like water, thinking over and over in his mind how to answer later.

Obviously, the fat man came to sue.Although he has Ximen Chuuxue now, two-on-one, it's no problem to win Dongfang Undefeated, but Su Lanling still hopes that Sister Hong can cover him in the future!So it's better not to bring the relationship to a boil, and to see the situation first.

There were people around him, and the fat brother was not afraid of Su Lanling at all, pointing at him and yelling: "Hey, Su, call my nephew Su Lanling, you almost cheated me last time."

"Wait, isn't he Su Lanling?"

"Su Lanling is your nephew?"

Two voices sounded in unison, and the two looked at each other, both lost in thought...

This situation is a bit complicated...

The two were talking at the same time, but the fat brother couldn't hear clearly, so he complained to Yang Lianting without understanding the situation: "By the way, second brother, I forgot to tell you about this, I was beaten last time I came here One meal, that's it..."

"You don't need to say it." Yang Lianting interrupted him, "I already understand what's going on."

This bastard dared to lie to his uncle!Returning a young man surnamed Su, returning Tong Baixiong's cousin, wow!I just said, where are there so many little bastards surnamed Su!

Su Lanling also sorted out his thoughts, recalled the rumors that there was someone above Fat Brother, and asked Fat Brother, "Is the person above you Ma Suzhen from Pingnan Wangjun?"

Fat Brother nodded, showing arrogance.

Su Lanling sneered, and he also asked why the other party hadn't made a move for so long. Now it seems that his family tree is very big, and there are vanguard officials to fight in the front line.

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, you call my eldest nephew out first."

Looking at the fat brother who was still drifting away from the situation, and Yang Lianting who was sullen and silent, Su Lanling said lightly, "I'm sorry, I'm Su Lanling."

"What?!" Fat Brother was taken aback, his face changed several times, he looked at Su Lanling and then at Yang Lianting, finally slapped his palm, and said awkwardly: "Oh, we really have flooded the Dragon King Temple. People don't recognize a family. Misunderstanding, it was all misunderstanding before, let's go to the house to talk first."

Su Lanling didn't want them to enter the house at first, but after thinking about it, he didn't know anything about his biological mother, so he had to figure out the situation of his biological mother first.

Ximen Chuuxue was seeing patients in the house, and Su Lanling took them to the backyard when he saw this.

As soon as they opened the second door, they saw two big bears with black and white flowers rushing forward, startling the two brothers of the Yang family. He rubbed his head vigorously, acting coquettishly.

Their nephew was also very calm in the face of this situation. He grabbed the two bears by the back of their necks one by one with each hand, and he easily grabbed the two hundred and ten-kilogram bears.Throw them into the door one by one, and then pull the bamboo door close to the second door, blocking the two bears from entering and leaving.Only then did he say to them: "You two are laughing, please come in."

Two people: "..."

"No, no, there's no need, let's just stand here and talk." The fat brother was scared in an instant, looking at the thin bamboo door in fear, and tremblingly said, "It, they won't come out Bar."

Su Lanling thought for a while, and closed the second door again, otherwise there would be no way to talk about it.

With the line of sight blocked, the two of them felt better.Yang Lianting was okay, but he was startled at first, and then he relaxed. After all, he didn't know how much bear's paw he had eaten, so why would he be afraid.Moreover, he knew that Su Lanling knew kung fu from the beginning, and when he saw the posture of him carrying the bear just now, he was even less afraid.On the contrary, Fat Brother, his legs are still weak, and he has to lean against the wall tremblingly to speak.

Su Lanling turned a blind eye to his situation, and said calmly: "Then let's start talking."

Fat brother's name is Yang Zhuzhou, he is Su Lanling's uncle, and Yang Lianting is Su Lanling's second uncle.

The situation of the Yang family is not as good as that of the Su family. At least the Su family had money before, while the Yang family was poor from the beginning.But if you are poor, you will not delay having a child at all. Su Lanling's biological mother is the eldest of the Yang family, she is beautiful and sensible.Since she was a child, she has helped her parents with various housework, and both younger brothers can be said to be raised by her.

Although old man Su favors sons over daughters, he can at least be considered for the descendants of his grandparents. Although it is too much, it is considered normal in this age.As for the second elder of the Yang family, how should I put it, he should belong to the same character as Mi Chong.

Both of them are selfish and lazy. When they were young, they were better and could move a few times, but as the girl and son got older, they became more and more lazy.Instigate a few children to do everything, if you don't do it, you will be beaten, and you will be scolded for being unfilial.But the two of them still remember to find someone to take care of them, so treat the eldest son better.The eldest daughter and second son, as if they were not their own, were beaten or scolded, just like raising two donkeys for work.

Later, the family was really poor. Mother Yang first sold her eldest daughter, and while spending her selling money, she made money to support the family.It's a pity that the eldest daughter gave birth to a difficult child and died, and Yang's mother sold the second son again.

Yang Zhuzhou didn't go any further, he just said to Su Lanling with a sad face: "It was your grandma and your grandpa who did not do well back then. We were taken care of by your mother when we were young. Now that you are so young You can’t just leave alone alone. If you go back to the capital with your uncle, I promise you won’t be hungry if I have a bite to eat. Besides, your uncle is not what he used to be. He opened a flower shop. It's not too far behind to enter the gold bucket, and it will definitely not let you suffer!"

Su Lanling rolled her eyes, you rely on Su Zhen for food, what else can I expect from you.So Su Lanling sneered: "Then where are Mrs. Yang and Mr. Yang now?"

Looking at Yang Zhuzhou's appearance, he knew that he was not a man of conscience. Su Lanling originally wanted to ridicule him when he said this, meaning that he could even control his own parents no matter what.

Unexpectedly, Yang Zhuzhou pointed to Yang Lianting straightforwardly and said, "Your second uncle killed him ten years ago."

Su Lanling: "..."

That's right, since the two elders of the Yang family have tasted the sweetness from the eldest daughter, they will definitely not let the second son go.But is Yang Lianting such a virgin?Obviously not_(:з」∠)_

Yang Lianting was also very daring, and turned to Fat Brother with a cold face, no, Fat Uncle said: "What's wrong with me killing him?"

The fat uncle shook his head cowardly: "It's nothing, it's nothing."

Su Lanling: "..."

Three children raised in the same family, why are there three extremes!

Su Lanling coughed twice, rescued the fat uncle who was bullied unilaterally, and said to him: "You don't have to hide it from me, I know you are working for Su Zhen, you just go back and tell him, I won't recognize him Yes, tell him to die of that heart."

Others might not understand Su Zhen's thoughts, but Su Lanling couldn't understand it better. The eldest son of Pingnan Palace, Ye Gucheng's apprentice, looks exactly like His Majesty today.

Wasn't Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuixue's Flying Immortal on the Top of the Forbidden City just to cover up for the king of Pingnan?

As the county horse of King Pingnan, Su Zhen doesn't know anything about this matter?Su Lanling didn't believe it, but he was the second best person in the list.

Back then, Su Zhen was just a small second place in the ranking, and there were two big blemishes behind him, how could he become the princess, how could he be an official in the court?It is impossible to say that he did not pay at all.

If Su really wanted to recognize him, his behavior became much more interesting.

Why are there major and minor sects everywhere, but only in the capital?At most, he is Li Yanbei, the leader of a gangster, with a group of gangsters under his command. Is it because the capital is small?Or is the capital not prosperous?

No, but the emperor is near, and he is not allowed to raise soldiers. What is the difference between a sect and a group of soldiers?

Gu Qingfeng hangs around the court all day long, dealing with all the civil servants and generals, not doing any shit, and Su Lanling doesn't complain at all. Could it be that he is really used to him?

In this competition, the imperial court agreed to award medals without hesitation. Could it be that the emperor is blind and doesn't know?Let the people under him be powerful?

In the original text, Gu Qingfeng's concept of Qingfeng didn't grow stronger, and in the end there was an extra Du Tongxuan and Li Yanbei fighting in the ring.Moreover, Gu Qingfeng's popularity in the court at that time was also good. In the original words, "many of the famous officials and officials in the court are frequent visitors and friends of Guanzhu Qingfeng, and some even worship under him and listen to his orders."So after Ye Gucheng was injured by Tang Tianyi, Gu Qingfeng took him in to recuperate in the Qingfeng Temple, saying that the emperor didn't know about it?

Hehe, just kidding.

In his hand is the sword of the Son of Heaven, whether you are or not, everything is under his control.

Su Zhen's smallness is not enough to shame her.

But these fat uncles don't know about it, he came here under orders, and relies on Su Zhen's face to make a living, how can he go back to deal with this matter if he doesn't finish this matter well?

So the fat uncle persuaded Su Lanling: "Look at what you said, there is no overnight hatred between father and son. I know you must blame your father in your heart for not caring about you for so many years. And your aunt also misunderstood your father a little , this can all be reconciled, you child can't bear to die..."

"Stop talking." Su Lanling waved his hand to interrupt him, "Just go back and tell him the exact words. There are doctors and patients ahead of me, so I won't tell you more. Please go back."

Of course the fat uncle didn't leave, and wanted to continue persuading Su Lanling.Seeing this, Su Lanling put his hands on the second door, threatening him, "You go, or I will let the bear go!"

"Don't don't don't don't!" The fat uncle has outstanding strengths, and he is scared when he is scared. He instantly remembered the fear of being chased and killed by Su Lanling last time, and ran away quickly.

Then only Yang Lianting and Su Lanling were left...

Yang Lianting didn't say a word to Su Lanling since he saw Su Lanling, and Su Lanling himself was very embarrassed.Leaving aside the matter of lying to him last time, just the nickname I gave Yang Lianting...

Alas, the past is unbearable! ! !

I suddenly found out that my uncle is gay or a scumbag, and my aunt is a transvestite, what should I do, wait online, I’m in a hurry_(:з」∠)_

The two were relatively silent for a while before Yang Lianting slowly asked, "Where is your mother buried?"

Su Lanling: "..."

"Ahem," Su Lanling cleared his throat in embarrassment, "I don't know, she has been gone since I can remember..."

Yang Lianting sighed, and said sadly: "That's right, don't talk about you, I almost forgot about her. Now that I think about it, I'm sorry for Sister Jiang. I never thought of offering incense sticks to her all these years." .”

Su Lanling: "..." Jiang, sister Jiang?The name is also perfect!etc,

"Where is your hometown?"

Yang Lianting tried hard to think back, and then said: "My ancestors seem to be from Shanxi, what's the matter?"

Su Lanling: "..." It's not without reason that Su Shaoying thought so much.

"Brother Lian." Sister Hong skillfully flew from the door to the wall with a vegetable basket on her shoulders, and said pleasantly, "Why are you back so early today?"

Yang Lianting couldn't see him like this, she immediately pulled her face down, and shouted: "Get down quickly! Why are you on the wall again!"

Sister Hong hurriedly turned the pages obediently, and Yang Lianting said to the other side: "Make more dishes, and I will have dinner with the two of them at noon."

Although Sister Hong didn't know why, she still complied.

Su Lanling was very embarrassed, and she refused, neither did she refuse nor did she refuse.Yang Lianting is no better than Fat Uncle, after all, the relationship between the two was okay before, although Yang Lianting tried to 'give' him once, but it didn't work.

Oh shit... This is so fucking embarrassing to think about it, if you put it in modern times, you could be on Tencent News.The title is: An uncle in his late thirties was visiting the women's branch at night, and ran into a young woman from a good family who wanted to take him in forcibly, but was caught by her benefactor and failed, and found out that the woman was his nephew.

This question is too much information, I can't do it! !

After Yang Lianting left, Su Lanling was in a trance, thinking over and over how to treat the two of them.I kept thinking that at noon I had no idea, and then Yang Lianting came and asked them to go over for dinner.

Su Lanling and Ximen Chuuxue arrived at Yang Lianting's house in a dawdly way, and he dawdled for more than ten minutes just because they couldn't get a distance of 50 meters.In the end, Ximen Chuuxue couldn't stand it anymore, and asked him with a cold face: "Are you going or not?"

Only then did Su Lanling helplessly enter the door with Ximen Chuuxue.

Yang Lianting and Dongfang Bubai had already served the table, seeing Su Lanling, Yang Lianting said coldly: "Sit down."

Then everyone followed Ximen Chuuxue's example and began to eat without talking or sleeping... and finished the meal in silence.

After eating, Ximen Chuixue left first, Su Lanling hesitated for a while, seeing that Yang Lianting didn't seem to have anything to say, he tentatively asked: "How about I go back first?"

Yang Lianting nodded, Su Lanling also left.

After going out, Su Lanling suddenly realized that he didn't know how to treat Yang Lianting, and Yang Lianting didn't know how to treat him.Let's get along as relatives, two people look at each other and hate each other, let's say they are strangers, and there is such a blood relationship.Yang Lianting might be more embarrassing than him as an elder, so let's let nature take its course!

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Two months passed in a flash, and it was time for Ximen Chuuxue to go back.

Su Lanling bought him all the necessary things early on, packed them in his luggage, and let him use them on the road.Ximen Chuuxue wanted to lose his temper when he saw that bundle, so Su Lanling had to hide it in the closet again, and take it out again when Ximen Chuuxue left.

As the day of parting drew nearer, Su Lanling's memory began to deteriorate.It may be because of counting the days several times a day, Su Lanling's memory began to be confused, and the days were often confused, and today was recorded as the day after tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow was recorded as yesterday.

Ximen Chuuxue also became more and more attached to Su Lanling, and began to hug and kiss him for no reason or warning, and once the two of them almost couldn't control themselves and turned into a pair of gourd babies.

The two of them counted the time silently in their hearts, but no one mentioned it, pretending to be strong as if they didn't care, and they didn't care.

The morning when Ximen Chuuxue was leaving was foggy and very cold.

Su Lanling lay on the bed with disheveled hair and didn't sleep all night.Ximen Chuuxue fell asleep for several hours, and when he woke up, he began to sit by the bed and wipe his sword.

Su Lanling knew what he meant, and advised him in a hoarse voice: "Don't do this, go back with them."

Ximen Chuuxue ignored him and went straight to his own business.

Su Lanling sat up, grabbed the sword from Ximen Chuuxue's hand, threw it on the table far away, and made a 'bang' sound.

Ximen Chuuxue glanced at him, and said coldly, "Lie down and cover the quilt up."

Su Lanling refused to listen, and hugged Ximen Chuuxue through the quilt.He originally thought that this parting would be the same as last time, just a little angry, and after a while, things would be fine once things get busy.Unexpectedly, it turned out to be more and more sad.Especially seeing Ximen Chuuxue's appearance, Su Lanling felt even more distressed. For the first time in two lives, he understood what inseparable means.

At this moment, Su Lanling finally confirmed that he liked Ximen Chuuxue, like a lover.

Ximen Chuixue sighed, pushed Su Lanling down, and tucked him in the quilt.Turning over on the bed again, pressing on Su Lanling, hugging him through the quilt.

After a while, he said coldly: "You have to take care of yourself, don't go to Nanfeng Hall again, I will be unhappy."

Su Lanling: "..." Why do you insist on mentioning this kind of thing at this tender moment!

Su Lanling went to push Ximen Chuuxue through the quilt, but he was forced to hold him down, holding his face and looking directly at him: "I haven't finished yet!"

Su Lanling rolled her eyes at him: "Quickly say it!"

Ximen Chuuxue frowned, a little dissatisfied: "I'm leaving..." Can't you treat me better?

Su Lanling understood his subtext in seconds, leaned up to kiss him, and was pressed down by him for another deep kiss.

After two months, I didn't learn anything else, but I became proficient in kissing.

After a while, Su Lanling felt the hard object under the quilt, and pushed Ximen Chuuxue, and Ximen Chuuxue obediently rolled over and lay next to Su Lanling, meditating silently.

After a while, Ximen Chuuxue calmed down, and then turned to Su Lanling, "Junior brother, can we meet next time?"

Su Lanling blinked, and it took him a long time to understand what this 'could' means...

"OK."

I still don't know when the next meeting will be, maybe it will be ten years later...

Ximen Chuuxue showed his unique soft smile again, and then he recovered his expressionless expression: "I bought several books, and I will study them carefully when I get back."

Su Lanling: "...don't be expressionless when you say something like this, okay?!"

Ximen Chuuxue frowned: "Then what expression do you want?"

Su Lanling: "..." This question stumps me.

The two lay down for a while, and Su Lanling got up to cook for Ximen Chuuxue.

It was the last breakfast, and Su Lanling made a lot of different dishes, all of which Ximen Chuuxue liked to eat.

Su Lanling didn't eat it when it was ready, but sat at the table and watched Ximen Chuuxue eat it.I suddenly felt a sense of sadness in my heart, similar to an old father watching his son travel far away...

Su Lanling shook his head hastily, put aside the strange thoughts in his mind, and told Ximen Chuuxue: "After you go back, you must take good care of Master. If he is not in good health, you have to talk to him. I know you don't like to talk, and you don't Needless to say, as long as you sit in front of him, he will be happy. Remember to tell him that I am fine, and tell him not to worry about me, but to take good care of his body, and when I go back to see him..."

"Junior Brother." Ximen Chuuxue suddenly spoke, he paused, swallowed the food in his mouth, and then continued: "Remember to miss me."

Su Lanling nodded wildly, leaned across the table and hugged him.

It took a long time for Su Lanling to suppress the reluctance in his heart, let him go, and began to pick up food for him again, telling him what to do after returning.

Although Ximen Chuuxue didn't speak anymore, he nodded and ate a lot more than usual.

After eating and resting for a while, Su Lanling took out the hidden baggage from the closet, took out the horse from the backyard, and packed everything for Ximen Chuuxue one by one.

Ximen Chuuxue leaned against the door and looked at him. Although his face was still expressionless, if he looked carefully, he could detect the emotion in his eyes that was almost surging to the point of explosion.

"Okay, let's go." No matter how slow the movement was, Su Lanling stood beside the horse and looked at Ximen Chuuxue coldly, feeling very sad.At this moment, he can only hide the sadness in his heart by trying hard to put on a straight face.

Ximen Chuuxue said, "Does it mean that the more you like a man in your heart, the more you have to act cold on the surface?"

Su Lanling was frightened by this suddenly cheeky Ximen Chuuxue, and couldn't help laughing: "Then what do you want from me? Jump into his arms as soon as you see him?"

A warm smile appeared in Ximen Chuuxue's eyes: "You can at least be gentle with him, and don't scare him away."

Su Lanling leaned over, squeezed his buttocks, and whispered in his ear: "Aren't I gentle enough for you? Then next time we meet again, I will let you experience my gentleness. I just hope that by then You don't want to be scared away."

After Ximen Chuuxue's butt was pinched, he showed his soft smile again, and said with red ears, "A man like me can't be scared away no matter what."

Who is this man who is so shy and wants to make dirty jokes with him forcibly!

Su Lanling laughed until he couldn't help himself, and laughed and said that his eyes were moist.

Only then did Ximen Chuuxue let him go on the horse, took two steps, then turned around and said, "Junior brother, laugh, I will miss you." Then he shook the long sword in his hand, "You are just like it. I can never lose."

Su Lanling looked at the young man on horseback, and suddenly remembered a passage in the original text: When he was young, Ximen Chuuxue never left his sword for a whole year, and even held it in his hand when he was taking a bath or sleeping. his sword.