[Comprehensive] Guess I'm a man or a woman

Su Lanling, the erotic picture bought in the bookstore before, has been carefully studied, and the effect is average, and it is not very suitable for him.After all, I have been baptized by a series of fleshy articles about father and son, campus, bus, props, humans and animals, etc., and then read these classical Chinese articles, which are too dull.

But Su Lanling is the kind of person who will give up if he fails in a try!

Yes, he is:)

So he quickly gave up Erotica.jpg and came up with another plan.It doesn't matter if you don't have calcium tablets, he can watch the live version!Isn't it more appropriate to click two at a time and choose the CP of the appearance group you like!

To be honest, some modern films are really messed up!At first glance, the director is a straight man!I won’t mention those ugly actors, and often some crews who couldn’t find 1 let 0 forcefully counterattack.

With such a comparison, the more Su Lanling thought about it, the more he felt that his idea was good, so clever!

After all, Su Lanling has been in the circle before, so Su Lanling is still very experienced.The ancient Nanfeng Pavilion and brothels are generally not far apart, but Su Lanling is not interested in searching one by one today. When he arrived at the Lantern Street, he grabbed a girl and asked, "Where is the Nanfeng Pavilion here? "

The girl looked him up and down, and seeing that he was wearing gold and silver, she looked like a lady from a rich family, so she cleared her throat and said with a smile, "Young lady is going to the Nanfeng Pavilion, where I am not close to us. ..."

Su Lanling threw an ingot of silver to her, and said expressionlessly, "Stop talking nonsense."

The girl's eyes lit up when she saw Yinzi, and she laughed repeatedly: "Thank you, girl, I'll ask someone to take the girl there." Zhao hurriedly greeted him: "Hey, Li Er, come and show this girl a way."

The buddy Li Er took a look at this side, and was shocked when he saw Su Lanling's appearance. He didn't understand how such a beautiful woman would come to such a place.

Men and women are different. When a woman sees a woman, she may think, oh, this woman is very beautiful.Those with low self-esteem will think, oh, this woman is prettier than me, so they won't react too much anyway.

But men are different. Maybe he doesn’t just look at women’s faces, some breasts, some legs, some butts... But in general, as long as he thinks you are beautiful and makes him like you, he will There will be associations.Maybe it's appreciation, maybe it's indescribable.In short, at this time, you will activate a skill, which is the legendary one that makes people unable to move their eyes away.

Su Lanling did it. Not only did he make the clerk unable to look away, but he also made the guests who were supported by the clerk unable to look away...

"This is, is this the new girl in your yard?" The man pushed away the man, and walked towards Su Lanling tremblingly, a gleam of desire appeared on his red face.

Su Lanling glanced at the other party coldly, his voice was very familiar, and his appearance was also very familiar. Although he was very handsome, he couldn't hide that scumbag aura.

"No, no." The girl next to her was more humane, fearing that Su Lanling would be offended by the other party, she hurried forward to help him, and blocked Su Lanling with her body, saying: "It's just a passing guest." She then winked at Li Er , Tell him to take people away quickly.

"Get the hell out of here!" The man might have really drunk, he pushed the woman away mercilessly, walked towards Su Lanling unsteadily, and said with a lewd smile as he walked: "Girl Girl, you, what's your name?" After speaking, he hiccupped.

Su Lanling sneered, and stretched out his hand to grab the hilt of the sword.

This action of his frightened the woman, she hurriedly got up from the ground and inserted herself between the two of them, pushing them to the side, and repeatedly stopped her: "Don't, don't, don't be impulsive." Then he turned his head and said to the man : "Director Yang, Manager Yang! This girl is really not from our yard, so you should do me a favor..."

Before the woman could finish speaking, she was slapped and slapped on the ground by the man. The man's already red face became even redder, turning into the color of pig's kidney.He pointed at the woman's nose and scolded: "Stinky cousin, what are you! You dare to push me. What? You want to show your prestige in front of me?!"

The woman covered her face and began to cry, not daring to stop the other party anymore, she repeatedly admitted her mistake and apologized.

Manager Yang?

Hearing this name, Su Lanling, he still didn't understand why, so it turned out that this was the well-known Yang Lianting, Chief Manager Yang, who was indeed very handsome.

Su Lanling thought of the woman in red in the teahouse again, and couldn't help shaking her head. She didn't know if the other party had discovered Yang Lianting's scumbag attributes, but she should be well aware of being able to achieve the position of leader.

Yang Lianting lost his temper at the woman for a while, felt much better, and most of the wine was sober, he looked at Su Lanling and said, "Beauty, why don't you tell me that I am Yang Lianting, the chief executive of the Sun Moon God Sect on Heimuya, you If you follow me, you will have endless glory and wealth. How about it?! Think about it?"

Su Lanling raised his eyebrows and said, "With you? Enjoy endless glory and wealth? Could it be that you earned your glory and wealth by yourself? Didn't you also sleep in it?"

Looking at Yang Lianting's black face, Su Lanling still thought it was not ordinary enough, and said sarcastically, "And how much can you enjoy? One-tenth of others? One-hundredth? Or one-thousandth?"

Every time Su Lanling said a word, the other party's face darkened a little, and when Su Lanling finished speaking, the other party had reached the verge of fury, and raised his fist and rushed towards him.

Su Lanling smiled slightly, stretched his hand back, the sword came out of its sheath, bursts of purple light appeared on the sword body, turned his wrist slightly, and slashed directly at the right hand that was swung by the opponent.

'Ding'

The sound of the gold and the spear colliding sounded, and a golden needle flashed past. Su Lanling waved his numb right hand and looked at the woman in red who floated down from the air.

Su Lanling looked at each other blankly, then both of them looked down at the same time, and looked down at their clothes.

What the fxxk? ? ?

Going out in the middle of the night and bumping into your shirt? !

Su Lanling wore a red palace dress today, embroidered with white patterns, and surrounded by a golden belt.And the other party wore a bright red palace dress of the same style as him, with a golden pattern and a white belt, and the pattern was more delicate than his.

Su Lanling: "..." I'm losing on this point.

This time, the other party didn't wear a woman's bun this time, but had her long hair loose, which added an elegant sense of beauty.The makeup is also much improved than before, at least the powder is not so thick.

Su Lanling blinked, and felt that his own was better, although many faces and chests were fake_(:з」∠)_

He felt that he was powerful, and the other party also felt that he was superior, so the two looked at each other again, and cold sparks exploded in the air.

Yang Lianting is quite good at being a human being. After seeing Dongfang Bubai, he immediately abandoned Su Lanling and walked towards Dongfang Bubai. Seeing this, Dongfang Bubai gave Su Lanling a provocative and proud look.

Su Lanling: "..." Who cares about it~

Yang Lianting held Dongfang Bubai's hand, and said with concern: "Why did you come out with so little clothes on, isn't it cold?" As she spoke, she took Dongfang Bubai's hand and stuffed it into her bosom.

Dongfang Bubai smiled lightly and shook his head without speaking, as if he didn't hear Yang Lianting's domineering declaration to Su Lanling just now.

Su Lanling rolled his eyes, and he didn't feel that he was being fed dog food. He didn't care for such low-quality dog ​​food.

Pointing to the guy who was standing aside, Su Lanling said coldly, "Lead the way."

The guy glanced over there, saw that the two were still loving each other, no one paid any attention to this side, nodded hurriedly, and led Su Lanling forward.

When passing by Dongfang Bubai, Su Lanling didn't turn his head, but Dongfang Bubai glanced at him, but Su Lanling ignored him.

Hmph, my man can't help seeing me as useful?

Although the Nanfeng Pavilion is mainly for men, but there are so many homosexuals for sale in this world, it is only because of the pressure of life.

So they were very happy when a superb woman like Su Lanling went.Especially after finding out that Su Lanling is very rich, I'm so happy!

Seeing the old bustard approaching with joy on his face, Su Lanling waved his hands proudly, "Come on, don't let anyone over thirty!"

What are you working so hard for?Isn't it just to spend money without any scruples now!

The old bustard responded happily, and wanted to hug Su Lanling and walk in, but Su Lanling dodged it: "Don't do anything."

The old rules, you can only see, not touch.

The old bustard was taken aback when she saw this, and said in disappointment, "Miss, do you want to be honest?"

Su Lanling shook his head: "Officer Hong."

Honest officials are dedicated to performing talents, while red officials are for night companions.

Although the old procuress didn't understand why people didn't want to touch red officials, she didn't bother too much, she didn't care why, as long as she made money.

"What kind of girl do you want two?"

Afraid that people won't understand the theory of "one attack and one receiving", Su Lanling said: "I want one that can be used in the front, and one that can be used in the future."

The old bustard: "..." Such a strange guest, if he didn't look at his face, he would have thought he was a man.

Little did he know that he lost because of his face_(:з」∠)_

After the beautiful woman went upstairs, the old bustard was still discussing with the boys, "That woman is really stunning, Xiaoqing and Chunzao are lucky today."

The other young men all nodded their heads, looking envious. These days, there are not many women who are rich, beautiful and like to come whoring.

While everyone was talking, a young man dressed in white suddenly fell from the sky and stood expressionlessly at the gate of the courtyard.

The old bustard saw the sword on the back of the other party, raised a smile, and thought that it was good luck, two big families came here in a row.

Although the other party was imposing, but the old bustard hadn't seen anything like it for so many years, so he bravely stepped forward and said, "Young hero, come in, what kind of young master do you like?"

The other party was taken aback, obviously not understanding what he meant, looked around and said in a daze: "What is this place?"

The old bustard let out a sigh, thinking that this is still a baby, and then looked at the other party's somewhat blank eyes, and was vigilant in his heart, the other party didn't go the wrong way and wanted to go to the next door!

Afraid of losing customers, the old bustard hurriedly invited the other party in. Although the other party was dazed, he followed him in for some reason and repeated the same sentence: "Don't touch me."

The old bustard: "..." What's wrong with one or two of these!

Although he was unhappy in his heart, the old bustard still actively promoted the sale: "It's the first time for the young man to come to our Nanfeng Pavilion. Don't worry, our sons here are definitely no worse than the girls in the next street, and they have a different taste. Why don't you give it a try? After all, men know men best, what do those women know..."

"Which room is the girl who just came in?"

Before the old bustard finished speaking, he was interrupted by Ximen Chuuxue again, and his already unhappy heart became even more unhappy.Hearing this request again, he rolled his eyes impatiently and said, "Five taels for listening, 20 taels for Lushi."

"What do you mean?"

The old procuress curled her lips and explained perfunctorily: "Only listen to the sound, five taels, and see people, 20 taels." Choose one of the two audio and video.

Ximen Chuuxue happily gave 20 taels, the local tyrants don't know what bargaining is.

The old bustard took the money and asked someone to take him to the dark room.

It was indeed a very dark room, without even a lamp.

The room is small, with only an iron table and an iron stool, which are still fixed to ensure that there will be no sound.The front of the table is not a wall, but a grid of fences, and the outside of the fence is covered with a hazy layer of gauze.On the other side of the gauze was a large carved bed, and Ximen Chuuxue saw that Su Lanling was instructing the two teenagers to change the sheets.

A man who went to the women's branch hospital with his own bed sheet and pillowcase.

Ximen Chuuxue did not sit down, but stood on the stool, staring down at the girl in red.

Chunhua Pavilion is a serious women's branch hospital without a dark room, so Su Lanling didn't expect that there was a dark room. Although it felt a bit awkward, it was only the reason why he wanted to see the calcium tablets on the spot.

Seeing that the two of them had finished laying the sheets, Su Lanling let them down and said, "You two hold hands first."

The two held hands for no reason, and then Su Lanling took out a cloth strip to cover their eyes, and told them not to take the cloth strip down no matter what.

The two youths caught in the darkness were a little at a loss, so they had to hold each other's hand tightly, hoping that this guest would not be too difficult.

Su Lanling blindfolded the two people, took out two ingots of silver and stuffed them in their hands, seeing them fumbling and smiling, Su Lanling said: "Be obedient, I won't let you suffer."

The two nodded happily.

Su Lanling jumped onto the bed, pulled down half of the curtain to cover the position of his chest, and started chatting with the two, "What's your name?"

One of the stronger men said: "My slave is Xiaoqing." Another slender and beautiful boy said: "My slave is Chunzao."

Su Lanling: "..." What the hell is Xiaoqing? !Is it really okay for a Gong to be called this name!

"Why is it called that name?"

Xiaoqing laughed and said, "Miss, have you ever heard of the Legend of the White Snake?"

"I heard."

"It is said that snakes are inherently obscene and have two dragon roots, and the size of slaves is comparable to two, so it got its name."

Su Lanling: "..." Damn, that's the name! !What an idea!Not girly at all!

So Su Lanling praised without hesitation: "It's a talent, so is there anyone named White Snake in your courtyard?"

"Yes..." The man seemed a little nervous, hesitatingly said: "Do you want him to come in?"

Su Lanling waved his hand and remembered that the other party couldn't see, so he said, "No, I'm just curious. Is he older than you?"

Xiaoqing shook her head: "I am the width, he is the length, each is different."

Su Lanling: "..." Damn it!so long!

Su Lanling suddenly remembered an emoji on the Internet: My 40-meter-long sling is already hungry and thirsty... so amazing! !

Looking at the beautiful boy Chunzao again: "Is your name Chunzao as big as Chunzao?"

The beautiful boy nodded shyly: "When I first came here, it was indeed as big as a spring jujube, but now it has grown a bit, and it is already as big as a grape."

Su Lanling: "..."

What should I do if I suddenly find that I have no special skills, waiting online, urgent_(:з」∠)_