[Comprehensive] Guess I'm a man or a woman

Huber brought four girls with him when he came back, and Su Lanling seemed familiar...

"Eh?! Aren't you from Chunhua Pavilion?"

These four girls are newly bought by Chunhua Pavilion this year. They are not very old, that is, around eight or nine years old. They should still be in the training period. Why did they come back with Huber? !

Su Lanling looked at Huber in surprise, yes, Mr. Hu!Can't tell, the taste is so fresh!And return four, the body is good!

Huber didn't notice Su Lanling's wretched gaze, so he groaned and explained to him: "This is the maid I just bought, serving the owner of the estate."

Su Lanling: "!!!"

What? !Owner?Ximen Chuuxue? !

It's too early!Six years old is enough? ! !Fuck, are all the veterans in the Northeast so powerful? !

Su Lanling's eyes widened, feeling that his entire world view had been impacted, and he questioned himself.Didn't it say that the developmental age of Asian men is 10-14 years old, so what's going on with Ximen Fuxue? !Could it be that because he is a sword god, he can get his driver's license a few years earlier than others? !

This is so unfair!

From six years old to 14 years old, driving four years longer than others, the regenerated hand is also an old driver!

Su Lanling was stunned and shocked. After a long time, he found his voice and murmured: "Then why go to Chunhua Pavilion to buy it?"

It's not that he has any misunderstandings about the Women's Branch, it's just that according to the legend, don't they all look down on women from the Women's Branch?

Hearing his question, Huber showed an inscrutable smile, waved his hands and said, "You are a child who doesn't understand, but after two years you will understand, only women who come out of the women's branch know how to serve a good man." .”

Su Lanling: "..."

Uncle Hu, what kind of misunderstanding do you have about the Women's Branch? Please tell your story.

It was past three o'clock in the afternoon when several people sat down at the table to eat, and Su Lanling was so hungry, let alone Ximen Chuuxue.Immediately after Qi Shiqi moved his chopsticks, he picked up the cucumber with old vinegar and started to eat wildly. Su Lanling had no choice but to pick up the serving chopsticks and put a steamed ribs for Ximen Chuuxue. Seeing that he didn't move, he deliberately said: " You won’t grow taller if you don’t eat meat, just eat vegetables, and I’ll be a head taller than you in two years.”

Sure enough, after Su Lanling said this, Ximen Chuuxue frowned, and stared at him for a long time with his swarthy eyes before eating the ribs.

This action immediately surprised Huber as a heavenly man, and excitedly looked at Su Lanling several times.

Su Lanling looked extremely embarrassed, and ate half a bowl of rice.

It wasn't until Ximen Chuuxue finished his meal and was wiped and rinsed by the new servant girl that he said coldly to Su Lanling, "I eat vegetables and am tall. You eat meat and are short. Therefore, it means that eating more vegetables will make you grow taller." .”

Su Lanling: "..."

Ximen Chuixue paused for a moment, and then said, "I eat meat so that I won't be too taller than you."

Su Lanling: "..." Hehe, thank you, and I have to worry about my height.

At this time, Huber also heaved a sigh of relief, nodded and smiled, and he just said, the owner is still the same owner!

After dinner, Su Lanling took Ximen Chuuxue to wander around the capital, and spent money to buy two clay figurines that were five times like the two of them. Ximen Chuuxue wrapped them in cloth and put them in his arms very preciously.

Only then did Su Lanling know that Hefangzhai, a time-honored pastry shop in the capital, was originally owned by Wanmei Shanzhuang, and it was opened because Ximen Chuuxue liked to eat pastries... This rich man's way of eating snacks.

No matter where you go, it is the taste of home!

Not far from Hefangzhai is Chunhua Pavilion, where Su Lanling used to work.

From a distance, Su Lanling saw Jin Jiuling coming from the alley at the other end of Chunhua Pavilion, followed by a child.

Jin Jiuling's eyes lit up when he saw Su Lanling, but Su Lanling dragged Ximen Chuuxue and turned away.

"Wait, wait!" Jin Jiuling speeded up from the other end to Su Lanling, hugged him, and said with a smile: "Oh, don't run so fast, we haven't seen each other for a long time, you can't Don't get close to me."

Su Lanling broke free from Jin Jiuling's embrace indifferently, and said expressionlessly, "I don't have any money, so I won't borrow it."

Jin Jiuling: "..."

Jin Jiuling probably suddenly awakened his supernatural powers at the beginning of this year. It has only been half a year since he got his driver's license, and he has become a generation of old drivers.Not to mention running to Chunhua Pavilion every day, he often molested and seduced women from good families.Now his romantic reputation has spread all over the capital, saying that Jin Jiuling cannot sleep without a woman beside him, and that any woman who sees Jin Jiuling will fall in love with him... and so on, the whole person is awesome.It is precisely because of this that Su Lanling gave him the nickname - the king of small guns in the capital!

Jin Jiuling just likes to play with women, but he has begun to pay attention to it. Whether it is clothes, shoes, or handkerchiefs, he only uses the best, first-class, and pays special attention to his image!

Su Lanling felt that Jin Jiuling had now reached the highest evaluation of men by ordinary people: this man looks gay, but he is gay!

Playing with women and paying attention to clothes, how much money is not enough for him to spend, not to mention his headhunting allowance, not enough for him to spend a day~ Fortunately, he can look at horses and antiques, and he can earn some extra money every now and then, otherwise I'm afraid he would have starved to death at the six doors.

But good horses and pick-ups don't happen every day, so every time this time comes, the bitch Jin Jiuling goes online.Once he catches you, he will start borrowing money, borrowing food, and renting housing in a shameless manner. Su Lanling is going to annoy him to death!

Thinking of Su Lanling, I can't help but feel heartbroken. The sunny boy Jin Jiuling has long since passed away. Today's little cannon king in the capital is the real temperament. If this continues, he may not be far from the embroidery thief!

"Don't be like this, we've known each other for so long, I seem to be a person who only recognizes money but not friends!" Jin Jiuling tried hard to defend.

Su Lanling said affirmatively, "It's not like, it is."

Jin Jiuling: "..."

"Oh, isn't this Ximen Chuuxue? You're coming to the capital again." Jin Jiuling turned his head and saw Ximen Chuuxue, then let go of Su Lanling, changed the topic, and greeted Ximen Chuuxue.

However, Gao Leng's Sword God ignored him.

Jin Jiuling: "..." Why did you ignore me? !Is it because I'm more handsome? !

"Head catcher vulgar, where are you?" the cute Trump suddenly rang in his ears, and Su Lanling turned his head when he heard the sound, and it turned out to be a little boy with a burden on his back.

"Huh?" Su Lanling felt familiar when he saw his clothes. Isn't this what the Tang family usually wears? No matter what time it is, they always wear black clothes and a black cloak.

So Su Lanling asked kindly, "Are you from the Tang family, kid?"

Xiaomengwa nodded, and replied, "Yes, Guoguo, do you recognize the Tang family? My Daguopuo is Tang Tianyi, and Erguuoguo is Tang Tianrong."

"You are their younger brother, they are good friends with me." Su Lanling looked at him with a smile, "Have you just arrived in the capital? I will take you to find them."

The little cute baby nodded again and again with bright eyes, and her mouthful of small white teeth made Su Lanling so cute.

He just likes such a cheerful and beautiful boy!

Su Lanling suddenly felt his left hand being pinched hard, and turned his head, only to find that it was the aloof Ximen Xiaochui... just now Su Lanling grabbed him to leave, but was stopped by Jin Jiuling, and he kept forgetting to let go_( :3」∠)_

Su Lanling thought that Ximen Chuuxue didn't like being held by others, so she hurriedly let go, but found that Ximen Chuuxue's face became even colder...

Just as she was about to speak, someone grabbed her right hand, and at first glance, it was Xiaomeng.Looking at him expectantly, silently urging, let's go, let's go!

Su Lanling had no choice but to turn to Ximen Chuuxue and said, "Why don't we send this child to Tang's house before we continue shopping?"

Ximen Chuuxue looked down at the child coldly, and the child responded with a mouthful of small white teeth.

Silence for three seconds...

"Hmph!" Ximen Chuuxue suddenly snorted coldly, turned around and left, Su Lanling hurriedly led the child to follow after seeing this.

Jin Jiuling: "..." Did you take me seriously? !

After the concierge informed Tang Tianyi and Tang Tianrong came out, the child on the right side of Su Lanling laughed and shouted loudly when he saw them, "Brother and Brother!"

Tang Tianyi and Tang Tianrong also shouted happily: "Uncle Twelve!"

Su Lanling: "..."

Su Lanling couldn't help but looked around, there was no one else.

But seeing the two brothers of the Tang family running to the child with happy faces, they said joyfully, "Uncle Twelve, why did you come to the capital?"

The child responded with a smirk: "I miss my elder brother and my second brother!"

Su Lanling; "..." Your circle is really chaotic! !

Wait, Su Lanling suddenly remembered what Tang Tianrong said before, that the twelve uncles were bullied by Shi Xiuxue and even helped them take the blame...

No wonder _(:3」∠)_ A slightly older man won’t be bullied by a little girl.

After a while, Tang Aoqing also strode out from the inside, with a very bad expression, obviously angry and helpless.Seeing the intact child, he was completely relieved, and said speechlessly: "Uncle Twelfth, why did you come to the capital by yourself? You don't know how anxious Sixth Grandma is at home. I thought you were snatched away by the Emei faction, and almost took you away." Killing people on Mount Emei. What a nonsense!"

Su Lanling: "..." Sudden embarrassment for Tang Aoqing, such a cheating seniority.

Seeing that Tang Aoqing wanted to give a long lecture, Su Lanling hurriedly interjected: "Since it's a family reunion, let's go first."

Only then did Tang Aoqing discover the existence of Su Lanling, and waved him to leave.Because Su Lanling often helped Gu Qingfeng with errands, they were already very familiar with each other.

Only then did Su Lanling lead Ximen Chuuxue and leave the Tang family.

After exiting the alley, Su Lanling realized that he had made a mistake and led someone else, and hurriedly let go, but felt that Ximen Chuuxue was cold-faced again...

Su Lanling suddenly realized, and asked him: "Do you like me holding your hand?"

Ximen Chuixue: "..."

Seeing Ximen Chuuxue's ear tips getting redder and redder, Su Lanling couldn't help but let out a 'puchi' laugh.

Ximen Chuuxue felt annoyed when he heard the laugh, but Su Lanling took his hand and walked out in time.Ximen Chuuxue pursed the corners of his mouth, but he did not shake off Su Lanling after all.

Ximen Chuuxue's hands are actually bigger and rougher than Su Lanling's. He is obviously a young master, but the skin condition of his hands is even worse than Su Lanling's.

Su Lanling took his right hand and observed it carefully, and found that besides the thick calluses left when holding the sword, there were many small barbs on the palm, so he asked him what happened.

Ximen Chuuxue lowered his eyes and said coldly: "It's for finger training."

"Finger strength?" Su Lanling thought for a while, and asked curiously, "Do you practice finger strength for acupuncture?"

Ximen Chuuxue nodded.

"Oh, that's it." Su Lanling then took Ximen Chuuxue's hand and continued to walk forward, practice is fine, otherwise he thought Ximen Chuuxue was abused by someone.

Su Lanling led Ximen Chuuxue all the way, he was so tired... Didn't it mean that little boys don't like to hold hands with others? !Could it be that Sword God not only got his driver's license early, but also has different hobbies from others? !

It was already past eight o'clock in the evening when the two of them returned to the hotel. Su Lanling said he was going to sleep, and Ximen Chuuxue said he was a little hungry.

Helpless, the two had no choice but to go to the kitchen to look for something to eat. The chef of the hotel had already left work, and only a small handyman was left watching the fire in case guests asked for hot water.

Su Lanling turned around and asked Ximen Chuuxue, "Do you like shrimp dumplings?"

Ximen Chuuxue shook his head: "I haven't eaten it." After thinking about it, he told him, "I don't want to eat it."

Su Lanling had no choice but to say, "Okay, okay, don't eat and don't eat and don't eat."

But Su Lanling suddenly became greedy for shrimp dumplings, so after thinking about it, he said to Ximen Chuuxue, "How about I make two first? If you like it, make another one, and if you don't like it, change it to something else."

Ximen Chuuxue was still very receptive to new things, so he nodded in agreement.

Because Ximen Chuuxue doesn't eat meat, Su Lanling didn't put pork, but only shrimp, bamboo shoots and a little lard.After seven or eight minutes out of the pot, it is so fresh, Ximen Chuuxue loves it very much!

Su Lanling laughed at him: "You are obviously from the north, why do you always like to eat things from the south?"

Ximen Chuuxue didn't speak, he kept eating and sleeping without speaking.

After eating, the two went back to their respective rooms to sleep. After a while, there was a knock on Su Lanling's room.

Su Lanling looked at Ximen Chuuxue, whose face was as black as dirt, and asked, "What's wrong?"

Ximen Chuuxue said coldly: "There are strangers in the room who are not used to it."

It was only then that Su Lanling remembered the four girls that Huber had prepared for him—he said it was too early!

Although the body is mature at such a young age, the personality is still immature. You see, this is unacceptable...

It's really not scientific at all.

"Shall I open another room for you or will you just sleep with me?" Su Lanling looked at Ximen Chuuxue sympathetically, the poor baby who had shouldered the heavy responsibility of inheriting the family early on.

There was only a lamp by the bedside in the room, and Su Lanling couldn't see Ximen Chuuxue's expression clearly, so he didn't know what he meant.

After a while, I heard him say coldly: "Together."

Su Lanling didn't care, it wasn't the first time they fell asleep, but Ximen Chuuxue was extremely shy and felt his face was burning hot.

After washing, the two lay side by side on the bed, both of them motionless with their eyes closed.After a long time, the breathing in the ears was steady, and Ximen Chuuxue turned his head little by little, and secretly opened his eyes to look at the somewhat blurred face in the darkness.

Before Huber bought a lot of children into Zhuangzi, saying they were playing with him.Although those children were with him every day, Ximen Chuuxue knew that those children were afraid of him and didn't like him.

In the villa, it's not right, it should be said that the villa and the people around are afraid of him.Because he can't speak, and he has killed people.

He heard the kids always whispering bad things about him in private, but he didn't get angry and just told Huber to throw them out.It's impossible to be friends anyway, so why insist on staying together?

But Huber thought he was angry, and while driving those children out, he pleaded with the master to advance the time of the second training.

He knew what Huber was doing today, and he went to deal with the previous maids. Anyway, no one who served him personally could leave the villa alive.Once he is dissatisfied, there is no doubt that he will die.

In fact, he really didn't feel anything, those maids wanted to say bad things about him, so they would say so, anyway, he didn't care, as long as the servants were careful what they said, it didn't matter, but Huber didn't like others talking about him.

Ximen Chuuxue couldn't help but yelled, his water-filled eyes flickered in the dark night.Obviously the body is very tired, but the spirit is extremely excited, not sleepy at all.

It doesn't matter, anyway, only Su Lanling is a good friend he agrees with.They can practice swords and read books together, and Su Lanling won't think he can't talk, nor will he think he's boring.I will also make shrimp dumplings for him, comb his hair, and it is not as dirty as those children...

In short, they are a hundred times stronger than them!

If only I could be with good friends all the time, just like those kids, eating, sleeping, and playing together.

Didn't Su Lanling write a letter saying that he would no longer work in Chunhua Pavilion?Then can you go back to Wanmei Villa with him? Ask him tomorrow...