[Comprehensive] Guess I'm a man or a woman

In the end, it was confirmed by many parties that Jin Jiuling wasn't out of breath just now, but was hurt by Su Lanling's negative internal strength...

In fact, Jin Jiuling was a bit exaggerated. He was still in pain just now, and it lasted for 15 seconds. He was still very uncomfortable, otherwise he would not have changed his face.It's just that Su Lanling didn't expect Su Lanling to do it at the time, and he didn't have any external injuries, so Jin Jiuling guessed that he was out of breath.

Su Lanling: "..."_(:3」∠)_Dad is suffering!

Su Lanling was stimulated by Jin Jiuling!In the next few days, besides helping Gu Qingfeng to stir up enthusiasm, he practiced martial arts all the time, which scared Jin Jiuling, and advised him to exercise moderately and not to overwork...

Gu Qingfeng's family did have some money. Ten days later, Gu Qingfeng gave Su Lanling 5 taels, and said proudly, "Ask me if it's not enough!"

Su Lanling used the money generously to operate it. He first bought a large piece of land in the suburbs of Beijing and began to plant trees and flowers to build a Taoist temple. Then he found Jin Jiuling and asked him to take the lead in inviting his subordinates and colleagues from the six sects. we eat.

Six doors, they deal with the dead every day, which family has been killed and where the body was found, these people know faster than anyone else.Then prepare a small gift and briefly reveal that I have a friend who is a Taoist priest. Everyone knows it well.

Of course, these policemen are not allowed to work in vain, and they will give a commission, and Su Lanling also specially asked Jin Jiuling to point out: "The big families are more loose~"

Everyone understands in seconds.

While waiting for the business, Su Lanling also started to learn the disguise technique from Gu Qingfeng, because they didn't have enough manpower, so they needed Su Lanling to come over and support Gu Qingfeng...

However, this unexpectedly illuminated another skill of Su Lanling, which is to switch appearances with one click.As long as Su Lanling's disguise can be saved in Jiansan's system, it is very convenient to switch with one button.

Gu Qingfeng saw that Su Lanling was talented, and he was the fastest face-changer he had ever seen.

Su Lanling: "..." That means you have never seen face-changing in Sichuan opera.

The two waited for about two months. Su Lanling pushed several deals one after another. Gu Qingfeng was a little anxious. Fortunately, he was a man who could listen to his words and had confidence in Su Lanling. Finally, after two months Then received a suitable business.

It was none other than the family of Shuangji Xiao Wenhou Qi Yaorong.

That day, Jin Jiuling and his subordinate, the policeman Xiaosun, went with them. Xiaosun was the middleman who wanted to introduce them to each other, and Jin Jiuling came to support them.

Soon, the group of them arrived at the General's Mansion.

Qi Yaorong's father is General Zhenxi, they have no separate family at the moment, they still live together.Because the head of the family fights in the station all the year round, so the female family members in the family are also more Buddhist and Taoist, and there are also Taoist monks in the family, but the person who died this time is really special, and the number of Taoist monks who ask for chanting scriptures is better, so the Qi family found them. outsiders.

The person who died in the Qi family this time was the second son of Qi Yaorong who was poisoned to death by an aunt.

When Xiao Sun introduced Gu Qingfeng to the Qi family, the other party frowned. When it was clear that Gu Qingfeng had no family or sect, Qi Rongrong's wife, Mrs. Qi, even said bluntly to Jin Jiuling: "Jin Butou, we thought you were a reliable person, but we didn't expect you to do such a thing!"

The Qi family was willing to trust Xiaosun because he was Jin Jiuling's subordinate. Naturally, there was also the reason why Qi Rongrong had helped Jin Jiuling. They thought that he wanted to make a good deed, otherwise they would never agree to this matter.But I didn't expect Jin Jiuling to be so unreliable, and found such a young Taoist priest with no family.Even if you're pretending, you should at least find someone older, so you don't take them seriously.

Qi Yaorong didn't say a word, but his face was sombre, obviously he wasn't satisfied either.

Because of the consideration of the future, Su Lanling did not ask Gu Qingfeng to change his appearance after repeated consideration. Instead, he changed his appearance and turned into a round-faced freckled boy with a floating dust in his hand and a mahogany sword on his back.Of course, the face is not chosen for nothing, Qi Rongrong's second son is a little boy with freckles and a round face, and he is also about the same age as Su Lanling.

After listening to Mrs. Qi's words, Gu Qingfeng couldn't do anything, but Su Lanling stepped out from behind him and scolded: "Why are you talking to my master like this!"

Su Lanling was wearing a Taoist robe and white shoes that were one size smaller, and had a round face, which was very cute, so although he was frowning and losing his temper at the moment, it didn't make people feel disgusted.Moreover, Mrs. Qi was taken aback by the similar appearance to the second son Wufen, and she couldn't bear to blame her.

Instead, Gu Qingfeng hit Su Lanling with the floating dust, and said solemnly: "Don't be rude, this disciple will back down."

Su Lanling naturally nodded respectfully and retreated, and incidentally apologized to Mrs. Qi.

Seeing the other party like this, Mrs. Qi didn't want to make trouble anymore. After thinking for a while, Mrs. Qi sighed and agreed with them to go in.

There were many people in the mourning hall, including monks and priests of various sects. Su Lanling even saw the flag of Emei behind a man.

Su Lanling narrowed his eyes, hehe, the Emei faction is already like this and dare to come out to cheat money, I feel sorry for myself if I don't cheat you all the time.

Gu Qingfeng stood at the entrance of the mourning hall, took a look inside, and refused to leave, the Qi family was about to get angry, but Gu Qingfeng who stopped stopped asked Su Lanling coldly: "Disciple, what do you see? "

Su Lanling came out from behind Gu Qingfeng, blinked his round eyes at the Taoist monk in the mourning hall, and then slowly said after a while: "Master, this disciple feels... like a Kappa?"

The kappa is a water ghost, but in order to make other people not understand, Su Lanling pretended to be forceful, inspired by the Japanese dialect.

Gu Qingfeng said seriously with a straight face: "What seems like, yes, yes, no, no, can this kind of thing look like?"

Su Lanling pursed his mouth, intentionally showing an aggrieved look, stretched out his right hand from the Taoist robe, and then conjured a white jade bowl out of thin air, handed it to a servant next to him, and said, "Brother, please help me go to the pond in the Zunfu Get a bowl of water here."

At this moment everyone was shocked, the servant dared not take the white jade bowl with trembling hands, turned his head to look at Qi Yaorong.

Qi Yaorong also had a trace of shock on his face, he nodded to the servant, and the servant stretched out both hands, tremblingly held the white jade bowl in Su Lanling's hand, worshiping it like a fetish.

After the servant left, Qi Rongrong asked Gu Qingfeng: "Dare to ask the boss, the disciple just now..."

Gu Qingfeng waved his hands, showing an image of a master: "There is nothing to worry about in your sleeves."

Having said that, everyone present still respected him, even the monks and priests in the mourning hall looked towards them.

This world is probably influenced by martial arts, and there is not much development in terms of ghosts and gods. After all, even the emperor can't control these heroes, what else can control them.Moreover, in the Buddhist and Taoist sects of today, the study of scriptures is also secondary, and the main thing is to practice martial arts. It seems that whoever is good at martial arts must be good at reciting scriptures.

But Gu Qingfeng has already said that his master, the second master of the Quanzhen sect, can't memorize a single sutra... To tell the truth, asking him to recite sutras is just a scam!And a lot of cheating in a year, how can you justify this matter? !

Why do all the people close their eyes and mutter softly when chanting sutras?Gu Qingfeng suspected for a while, just because he was afraid that people would find out that they forgot their words!

However, Gu Qingfeng is good in this aspect. Because of his family background, Gu Qingfeng's enlightenment is the Tao Te Ching. Although he did not study the scriptures painstakingly, he must know more than everyone present, at least he knows more than the head of the Quanzhen Sect: )

It was precisely because of this that Gu Qingfeng felt that Su Lanling was reliable. He had never heard of the tricks Su Lanling was thinking of, so these idiots would never find out!Gu Qingfeng is absolutely at ease.

At this moment, a middle-aged man from the Wudang sect in the arena got up and saluted Gu Qingfeng, and asked, "Dare to ask... this fellow Taoist, what is the kappa that the disciples were talking about just now?"

Gu Qingfeng saw that the other party was quite polite, so he bowed back and replied: "The Kappa is a water ghost."

The middle-aged man's eyes widened: "You said there are water ghosts in the mourning hall?!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the mourning hall took a breath, hurriedly shook their heads and looked around, and seeing the pale faces of the people around them became even more frightened in an instant, and felt a cool breeze rushing to their hearts, and a cold sweat covered their backs.

Everyone knows the level of their peers. After all, it is not easy to support a sect. Everyone is considerate of each other and does not expose each other.Now that something really happened, I realized, oh, it turns out that no one is really useful _(:3」∠)_

At this time, the man from the Emei sect also spoke, "Everyone is in the same way, so don't be alarmist, who doesn't know that water ghosts live in water."

After all, Wudang, Emei, Shaolin, and Hengshan have always been the four pillars of this industry. Just now Wudang has spoken, and their Emei can't be left behind.

Gu Qingfeng didn't answer him, but Su Lanling raised his eyebrows and asked, "Excuse me, are you from the Emei sect?"

The man straightened his chest and nodded proudly.

Su Lanling snorted, and asked again with a simple face: "You Mount Emei has always been a sacred place for Buddhism, but why don't you shave your head like the uncle in Shaolin Temple?"

Ha ha, isn't it like fighting each other, come on, let's see who is the best!

"Pfft..." Qi Rongrong who was next to Gu Qingfeng couldn't help laughing, then quickly waved his hands and turned his back, trying to calm down.

He has a good relationship with Guan Erye, so he naturally dislikes the Emei Sect, but their relationship cannot be compared with outsiders, so whenever there is something, he has to invite people from the Emei Sect to show his face.Seeing the members of the Emei Sect being bullied at this moment, he felt extremely relieved, and even the sadness of his son's death was washed away for a little bit.

Qi Rongrong is a well-known dandy in the capital, so others naturally wouldn't ask him to be serious, so what can you do if he laughs so much? !So the man from the Emei faction had no choice but to stare at Su Lanling angrily, shifting his hatred.

Everyone present also laughed secretly, but because the Emei Sect was a big sect, they didn't dare to laugh out loud, and they were almost internally hurt.

But at this time, Gu Qingfeng made up his sword: "Disciple, don't be naughty. The Emei School got its name from Mount Emei, the holy place for cultivating immortals and learning Taoism in ancient times, not with Mount Emei in the middle of Sichuan. Emei martial arts once had "a tree opened Five flowers, five flowers and eight leaves support". Among them, the eight leaves refer to the eight sects of Seng, Yue, Du, Zhao, Hong, Hui, Zi and Hua. Once the monk sect was the most prominent and the head of the eight gates of Emei. "

The first half of Gu Qingfeng was okay, but what he said in the second half was really inexplicable, but everyone present understood what he meant.

The Emei Sect was originally one of the eight sects of Mount Emei. It is true that the monks were the most distinguished among the eight sects. Otherwise, why would Mount Emei be called the "Four Holy Lands of Buddhism" instead of the Holy Land of Taoism.It's just that in recent years, the martial arts of the Emei Sect have flourished, and there are many disciples. The other sects have been annexed or driven out of Mount Emei by force, and they occupy it alone. That's why everyone thinks that there is only the Emei Sect on Mount Emei.

People from Songshan Shaolin Temple were extremely satisfied when they heard Gu Qingfeng's explanation, they nodded and said, "Friend Daoist is knowledgeable." They have long been dissatisfied with Emei Sect!It is reasonable to say that they are of the same clan, but the Emei faction always has good friends with Wudang due to geographical reasons, and prefers Wudang, so that they can only deal with the nuns of Hengshan all day long. These men and women are still single, it is not for nothing What a gossip!

The man from the Emei sect is still waiting to talk, but the servant has already returned with a large bowl of pool water. Although his steps are hurried, his hands are very steady, for fear that there will be a slight mistake.

Su Lanling waved his hand to conjure up a square table, and said, "Put it on the table."

Everyone was shocked again, the previous white jade bowl could be said to be hidden somewhere on the body, but this is not as easy to hide as the child's chest-high square table.

For a moment, everyone's faces changed, and they felt that this young Taoist might have some skills, so there was a water ghost in this house...

The middle-aged man of the Wudang sect saw that Su Lanling was cutting out something with yellow paper from his sleeve, and hurriedly said, "What are you doing, fellow daoist, I will help you to see if you are doing it right." Then he took the lead and walked out. mourning hall...

Shaolin Temple did not change expression and said: "I will also take a look."

Then everyone took a look... Suddenly Su Lanling was surrounded by a circle of people, there was no one left in the mourning hall except the shivering servants who dared not come out, even the man from the Emei Sect shamelessly followed.

Su Lanling didn't care about them, and cut out a little turtle according to the patterns on the yellow paper, and then put the paper-shaped little turtle into the white jade bowl. Swimming around in panic.

Su Lanling smiled, and looked at Gu Qingfeng: "Master, look, the little turtle is really scared, and the thing inside is a Kappa!"

Only then did Gu Qingfeng nod, and taught: "In the future, if you are not sure, verify it, and don't speak up as if it is possible. If you are not sure, then don't speak up."

In a word, Gu Qingfeng's image in the eyes of everyone suddenly became taller!

Although he looks like a teenager, he is very reliable in his actions and words!

Thinking about it this way, everyone slowly moved away from the mourning hall. They have verified it, and they have seen with their own eyes what is unbelievable!You can't leave if you leave, your reputation will be ruined if you leave, but stay here...

I am afraid! !

"Prince Daoist!!" Mrs. Qi was so frightened that her face turned pale, and she repeatedly apologized: "It was the little woman who offended the priest just now, please don't blame the priest, and hope that the priest will give us a helping hand and help us eradicate it. This evildoer!" As he said that, he was about to kneel down, Gu Qingfeng hurriedly helped him up with the floating dust, it is wicked enough to lie to someone that there is a ghost in his house, and how could he even trick him into kowtow.

Su Lanling was also afraid that Madam Qi would kneel down, so he hurriedly said: "Madam, don't be too polite, my master doesn't like people kneeling on him the most, if you have a way in your heart, go kneel down to Sanqing, Huang Lao, and master." what mortals do."

Mrs. Qi nodded again and again, and said that she had a way in her heart, and she would pay homage to Sanqing Huang Lao when she returned home.

Only then did Gu Qingfeng open his mouth and said, "Dare to ask Madam, has anyone died in this pond before?"

Mrs. Qi said with a pale face: "Yes, the bitch who killed my son hanged himself in the pond a few days ago, and an old servant accidentally fell into the pond last year. The servant girl saw the ice on the pond, and she was so playful that she accidentally fell into the pond and froze to death..."

Gu Qingfeng interrupted her with a wave of his hand before he finished listening: "Stop talking, this pond will be closed from now on."

So many people have died, so what are they going to do? !How dare you go to see Jinger!

Mrs. Qi nodded, and immediately ordered people to fill the pond.

Gu Qingfeng then turned his head to Su Lanling and said, "Disciple, set up the altar."

"Yes!" Su Lanling responded, and began to conjure up various things out of thin air to set up altars. Everyone also took the opportunity to stay away, so as not to hinder their practice.

Gu Qingfeng first went into the mourning hall to get some lamp oil and put it into the lamp on the altar, then he drew his sword and performed a ceremony, put a lamp plant into the oil and lit it, the lamp smoke curled up, and a smoke snake also swayed It took shape in the air, and it still seemed to be flying towards the crowd.

Everyone screamed and ran lightly, only Gu Qingfeng remained calm and calmly called out: "Teacher."

Su Lanling naturally stepped forward, turned on the special effects of the skills, swiped all kinds of skills, and all kinds of pinks flew around. He didn't turn off the special effects until the smoke snake was scattered, collected everything, and stood behind Gu Qingfeng.

Without changing his face, Gu Qingfeng handed the clay figure in his hand to Qi Yaorong, and said: "The monster has been scattered, put this in the mourning hall, Tu Keshui, you can rest assured."

Qi Yaorong hastily accepted it with a bewildered expression, and Mrs. Qi asked someone to bring gold and silver treasures to Gu Qingfeng, but Gu Qingfeng naturally didn't want it, so he just said indifferently: "If Ma'am is willing, come to my Qingfeng Temple on the first day of next month to put a pillar on for the ancestors." It's just fragrant."

Mrs. Qi agreed, and then sent away the master and apprentice Lei Feng with a face full of gratitude.

Although he didn't ask for money, he still had to give Xiao Sun's commission, but Xiao Sun had seen their supernatural powers, so he didn't dare to ask for it. He only asked for an amulet to keep him safe. Su Lanling had no choice but to give him ten or eight, and then What makes him excited like...

The three of them returned home silently all the way, before Jin Jiuling uttered the question in his heart: "Damp smoke turns into a snake, it is dipped in snake blood with light grass, and then dried in the shade, with this light grass to light a lamp, it will appear snake-shaped. Mix dog bile and carp bile, apply it on tortoise paper, and let it dry. You all demonstrated it in advance, but what kind of routine is that in the sleeve? Teach me quickly.”

Gu Qingfeng looked at Su Lanling, he also wanted to know.

Su Lanling grinned, "I'll teach you when I beat Jin Jiuling."

Jin Jiuling: "..." Why do you child hold grudges so much, you have lost all your friends!