[Comprehensive] Guess I'm a man or a woman

"Put his mother's fart!" Ping cursed with one finger, his nose fluttered, and his face was full of sarcasm for Shi Jingmo's treatment plan.He pointed at Linghu Chong and said, "What do you think your disease is? Fever, cold and runny nose? How can the fucking Yi Jin Jing cure you, if it's really that simple!"

After finishing speaking, Ping Yizhi turned around in the room and cursed again: "Quack doctor, quack doctor, the whole **** is half a bucket of water! You are both poison and tonic, and you are both genuine and injured. A book of inner strength and mental methods can do it all." Healed, are you kidding me? In vain he used scriptures and ink to claim to be the number one genius doctor in the righteous way, this bullshit medical skill is even worse than Lao Tzu! It’s just for nothing!"

"If Shi Jingmo said that the Sutra of Washing the Marrow can save your life, I might have to think about it. After all, the Sutra of Washing the Marrow is an innate skill, and it pays attention to the fact that everything is filthy, viscera, limbs, etc. Wash the bones one by one, purely see the emptiness. After practice, you can wash away the dregs of the five viscera, the six internal organs, the four limbs, and the innocence of the poison in your body, and naturally dissolve them into the invisible. What about "Yi Jin Jing"? "Yi Jin Jing" pays attention to the veins of the whole body, the spirit of the five internal organs, the cycle does not disperse, the movement continues, the qi is generated from the inside, and the blood is moistened from the outside. After practicing this ,The heart moves and the force is sent out, one saves and one is released, it is applied naturally, and it comes out without knowing it, like the tide rising, like the hair of thunder. This is the acquired kung fu practiced after the internal force is sprayed. Shi Jingmo is Do you think you died fast enough?!"

Linghu Chong was dumbfounded when he heard the words, how could he understand this? After a long silence, he said in a low voice: "But the "Washing Marrow Sutra" disappeared thousands of years ago, and now I have to go there to find it... "Yi Jin" Although the Sutra doesn’t work, it’s a set of Buddhist theories with the Sutra of Washing the Marrow, maybe it will be of some use...” What’s more, the Sutra of Changing Tendons is the treasure of Shaolin Temple. Yes, how can we confirm that he is useless.

As soon as Linghu Chong said this, he immediately threw Ping Yizhi on his back, and he said angrily: "Confused! Stupid! There is no cure! Angelica and safflower are both medicinal materials for nourishing and invigorating blood, but why do I only ask you to eat angelica? , don’t tell you to eat safflower? Fuck you, f*ck you…you know nothing!” Ping Yizhi sternly cursed at Linghu Chong. He slapped and called up.

As far as medical skills are concerned, when two people communicate with each other, it's like howling cattle and sheep.They both feel that the other is mentally retarded, and that they (patients) are the ones who know best about their own bodies.

And two doctors, two prescriptions, how can patients tell who is right and who is wrong?What they can do is to choose the treatment plan with a higher success rate according to the doctor's words.As for which of the two doctors is bragging, it can only depend on the curative effect.

Su Lanling was in between the two. He knew a little about medicine, but he wasn't proficient in it.At this moment, looking at the two people who disagreed with each other, they became dumbfounded.His doubts were different from those of the two of them. He thought to himself, is it Shi Jingmo's high level, or his mediocre medical skills?

To be honest, Su Lanling agrees with Ping Yizhi's concept, and if he is asked to deal with Linghu Chong, he can't think of a better way.But Shi Jingmo came up with such a prescription, which made the impossible possible in everyone's eyes!

After all, Linghu Chong recovered after practicing the "Yi Jin Jing". This is an undeniable fact!

"Okay, okay, stop arguing." Su Lanling stopped the two people who were blushing, and said the main purpose of his visit this time, "I have invited Master Fang Zheng to come to the capital, whether it is good or bad , Right or wrong, you will know for yourself.”

"No!" Ping Yizhi resolutely disagreed with Linghu Chong's practice of "Yi Jin Jing", "His true qi is already chaotic, if he tries to practice the exercises forcibly, his meridians, heart and lungs will be further damaged, and his vitality will be cut off between breaths. After finishing speaking, Ping raised his neck and said with one finger: "Besides, Linghu Chong is my patient at this moment. If my patient is cured by Shi Jingmo's prescription, wouldn't I be disgraced? What reputation is there in the world? Word!"

To tell the truth, flat one finger is a good intention.But this person really doesn't know how to chat. The first sentence sounds like a doctor's speech, but the latter sentence is completely childish, which is really hard to believe.After all, no one can use their own lives to pave the way for other people's reputation and prestige.

"Senior's advice is right." Linghu Chong had already made up his mind, and he said with a pale face: "Senior Ping, this junior is grateful for your kindness. It's just that life and death are fate, and although senior is good at medicine, it is difficult to save a person who is destined to die. , can't cure my disease, and won't damage the reputation of the predecessors at all."

Ping Yizhi was not a temperless person, after hearing Linghu Chong's words, he had nothing to say.He smiled sarcastically, and said sonorously, "Forget it, the King of Hades wants you to die on the third watch, who can keep you until the fifth watch. No one can do anything about your own death, so let's make a bet."

Linghu Chong said: "What bet?"

Ping Yi pointed out: "Since you have made up your mind to practice "Yi Jin Jing", then let's make a bet that if you are cured by "Yi Jin Jing", I will turn my head off and kick you like a ball. Because of this, I want you to repeat it three times in your will——I am so blind that I actually believed Shi Jingmo, a quack doctor. It’s better for me to use this as a proof, so that in the future, others will not say that you died at my hands.”

Linghu Chong couldn't understand Ping Yizhi's persistence in this aspect. Why should life and death be equal? ​​Doctors who can cure diseases are good doctors, so what's the point of arguing over others?

But looking at the bearded and staring Ping Yizhi, Linghu Chong felt that it was better not to argue with him, so he nodded in agreement.

Master Fangzheng arrived an hour later, he should have washed up and rested, and he didn't see the slightest embarrassment when he came here at this moment, and his every move was quite superior.

However, no matter how skilled he is, when Master Fang Zheng sees Su Lanling sitting in the room, he will inevitably be stunned on the spot.After all, Ren Woxing and Dongfang Bubai are incompatible rivals. How could Linghu Chong and Su Lanling get along peacefully?

In the embarrassing and anxious atmosphere of Master Fang Zheng, Su Lanling spoke first: "Master is here, please sit down quickly."

Su Lanling's tone was eager, his expression was calm, and he looked at Master Fangzheng like a close friend whom he hadn't seen for a long time, joyful and happy :)

"Amitabha." Master Fang Zheng said the Buddha's name, and his face returned to normal.He sat on the chair in a good manner, and said to Su Lanling: "Benefactor Su is here too."

Su Lanling smiled slightly, nodded and said, "That's right, if the master doesn't come, how can I rest assured?"

Master Fangzheng: "..."

Master Fangzheng's expression distorted when he heard this, he has lived for more than 50 years, and no one has ever said the words 'don't worry' to him.For some reason, Master Fang Zheng suddenly remembered the relationship between Su Lanling and Ximen Chuuxue...

This benefactor Su seems to like men...

Master Fangzheng's expression froze, he straightened his back and said solemnly to Su Lanling: "Amitabha, this old monk and the benefactor just met by chance, so why worry about it, the benefactor should not be obsessed with it, let it go."

Su Lanling: "!!!"

Su Lanling didn't know that Master Fang Zheng's mind was so clear. Hearing what he said, he thought that Master Fang Zheng wanted to play tricks and refused to admit what he promised him last time. Isn't it just implying that he doesn't want to casually start a relationship with him.

Su Lanling scolded Master Fangzheng for being ungrateful and ungrateful, but he couldn't tear his face apart, so he turned his head to Linghu Chong and said, "Did you hear, Master's Buddhism is profound, and it's not in vain if you take the opportunity to learn from Master Fangzheng." I'll help you run this trip."

Linghu Chong nodded blankly.In fact, he still hasn't decided whether Su Lanling has any malicious intentions towards him, so he said no, he arrested Yingying, but he didn't say to let him go.Say yes, he helped himself to invite Master Fangzheng again...

After listening to Su Lanling's words, Master Fang Zheng finally understood what he meant, and couldn't help but secretly smiled wryly.He just said, how could Su Lanling not mind at all, so he was waiting for him here...

Although most of the favorability points were taken away by Su Lanling, Master Fang Zheng still kindly said to Linghu Chong: "The purpose of my visit this time is to give away a copy of Huashan School as entrusted by the senior Feng Qingyang of the Huashan School. I hope you can keep Pai's inner strength and mind well and don't let it out."

Linghu Chong naturally knew that this was Master Fang Zheng's excuse. After all, the "Yi Jin Jing" could not be given to people other than Shaolin disciples to observe and study.

So Linghu Chong respectfully accepted the mental method, and promised: "Don't worry, this junior promises that it will never be leaked."

Only then did Master Fangzheng nod his head in relief, indicating that he could practice immediately.

Ping pressed Linghu Chong's hand that was about to open the cover with one finger, and said solemnly: "Tell you again, if you practice, Hua Tuo will not be able to save you even if he is alive."

Linghu Chong hesitated for a moment, and finally nodded and said: "Thank you for reminding me, senior. It's just that in life, you will be happy and carefree. You can't even drink alcohol. Women can't think about it. If you are bullied and can't fight back, what are you doing? It's better to die as soon as possible. , it’s a pleasure to come.”

Ping pointed to silence, and then let go of his hand pressing on the page.

Linghu Chong opened up his mind with a firm expression, first read it through several times, memorized it by heart, and then sat cross-legged and started to practice.

The bright summer sun shines in from the window, hits Linghu Chong's pale cheeks, making it more rosy, just like Ganoderma lucidum, and pulls this young man who has half-stepped into the gate of hell back to the world little by little. .

Linghu Chong practiced until the first light of the lantern.

He stopped and stood up, crossing his legs for a long time made his steps stagger, and then he stood completely.

Under the flickering candlelight, Su Lanling saw that Ping Yizhi's expression changed drastically, because Linghu Chong's improvement seemed really good.

Ping Yizhi rushed over to hold Linghu Chong's pulse, just touching it for a second, Ping Yizhi seemed to be 20 years older, Su Lanling only heard him mutter: "Heal one person, kill one person, and heal someone badly." ,what do I do?"

Ping Yizhi stood up suddenly, swayed a few times, spat out a mouthful of blood, and then fell back on the ground.Su Lanling rushed over to hug him, but saw a mocking look on his face, and whispered firmly: "If you can't cure people, then kill me, otherwise you are called a famous murderer doctor!"