[Comprehensive] Guess I'm a man or a woman

On the 26th of the twelfth lunar month, Sulanling Company started a holiday.

Su Lanling is a person who can't be idle, so he takes the first day of junior high school to wander around when he has nothing to do.Ximen Chuuxue disagrees with this, he doesn't like to go out in the first place, and recently his martial arts has improved, and it has become more stable.Su Lanling asked him to go out to play every day, wouldn't it be a waste of his good time!So Ximen Chuuxue only went out with Su Lanling for a day, and refused to go again.

Su Lanling didn't mind either, there were many people who wanted to hang out with him~ He made appointments with Zhu Ting today, Lu Xiaofeng tomorrow, and Tang Tianrong the day after tomorrow, and he had a full schedule for the four days before the Chinese New Year.

If it was before, Zhu Ting would definitely be the same as Ximen Chuuxue, but now he has a son who is under too much pressure every day, and when Su Lanling called him, he immediately agreed.

Zhu Ting complained to Su Lanling: "If I knew that giving birth to a son would be so troublesome, I would have adopted you like you. I have been tossing and tossing since I was pregnant. First, I had morning sickness and couldn't eat, and then I gave birth to him. It was hard. Let’s unload the goods, I cry for you every night like killing a pig! It’s killing me! For a whole year and a half, I haven’t stopped for a day!!”

Zhu Ting pinched the swimming ring on his stomach, and said to Su Lanling: "Look! He's exhausted after gaining some flesh! Zhu Dong, Zhu Dong, a pig can't move without him!"

Su Lanling: "..."

Su Lanling patted him on the shoulder sympathetically, and comforted him: "Persevere, you will be fine in two years. And if you don't like to take care of children, you can take care of Yuanqin. You both don't like to take care of them. Maid."

Zhu Ting became angry when he thought of this, and slapped Su Lanling's hand off, angrily said: "You still have the face to say it! If you didn't say that taking care of each other every day can create a father-son relationship, I would have committed such a serious crime!"

Su Lanling spread her hands and said: "You deserved to live! Who made you get married so early. Haven't you heard that marriage is the grave of life?" When you were looking for a partner, you were faster than anyone else, and now you have to work Is it too busy and troublesome to think about beautiful things? !

Zhu Ting couldn't help sighing, he was also young and ignorant, beauty misleads others! !

Looking at Zhu Ting who kept sighing in the first day of junior high school, he helped him with an idea: "Uncle Zhu, haven't you tried playing the piano and singing to your little brother? My father always sings to me and I get sleepy."

Seeing Zhu Ting's embarrassing face, Su Lanling sneered: "Please forgive Uncle Zhu, he would have committed that crime if he had the talent of your father~"

Zhu Ting: "...What do you know? I am not the same as you in literature and art! I follow the route of wisdom! How can I say that I am also a small inventor."

Su Lanling hehe: "What a wonderful little inventor of Word."

Zhu Ting: "..."

Zhu Ting was so pissed off by Su Lanling, he educated him on the first day of junior high school: "Let me tell you on the first day of junior high school, when you look for a partner in the future, you must find a smart and warm man like Uncle Zhu. Can repair, what do you want, you can do it right away! Don’t look for someone like your father, what’s the use of bells and whistles?!”

"I'm flamboyant?!" Su Lanling was not convinced by Zhu Ting's words, he was a little more particular, but did he still have Ximen Chuuxue's attention?Compared with Ximen Chuuxue, he is already a rough guy, right?

"Don't listen to your Uncle Zhu's nonsense on the first day of junior high school, you still have to look for a man based on ability and ability! If you find someone as unambitious as Uncle Zhu, hehe, you didn't see that your Aunt Yuanqin almost divorced him in anger! "

"Oh my God, you know so much." Zhu Ting looked indifferent, "Then you should find someone who is capable?"

So much nonsense!After beeping for a long time, I finally found him like him, at least he still works to earn money!

Su Lanling: "..."

This counts me as a loser :)

On the first day of junior high school, he looked to the left and then to the right, and asked with a wooden face: "You two men are discussing how to choose a man on the street... Is it appropriate?"

... The scene was silent.

After a while, Zhu Ting looked up at the sky, "It's almost Chinese New Year, and the weather has turned sunny."

Su Lanling immediately echoed: "Yes, the sun is really big."

First day of junior high school: ▼_▼Hehe, I believe in your evil.

The two adults were thinking about how to change the subject, when they saw a person flying down from the roof like a swallow.

Still a pink swallow.

A girlish red face, a pink dress that fits perfectly, and a pink leather bag hanging diagonally beside the pink belt.

If the other party is a girl, others won't feel much.However, this Pink Swallow is a man, an uncle in his 40s...

And the most important thing is that when this uncle looked at other men, there was a pink expression in his eyes - just like an old bachelor seeing a naked girl.

Zhu Ting suddenly felt nauseous, and Su Lanling couldn't help turning his head away.

What a fucking hot eye! ! !

The two of them couldn't bear to look directly at each other, but the other was very comfortable. He glanced at the two of them from head to toe generously, and then said softly, "I think the skinny brother is right. Men, why don't you just ask me?" Find someone who is capable." After speaking, he gave Su Lanling a glance, and then said: "Although this fat brother seems to have no ability, he is not a good old saying, fat people are thick~"

In a word, Zhu Ting's face turned completely blue!

But the other party didn't seem to be aware of it, and said to them with a smile: "I have something to do now, so I won't tell you more, and the three of us will play together next time~" After finishing speaking, without waiting for their reaction, they were like swallows Pianpian flew away.

Zhu Ting stared at his figure going away, so he couldn't help but spit, and said disgustedly: "Fuck, gay!"

Su Lanling: "..."

Zhu Ting turned his head and saw Su Lanling, remembered again, and explained: "Oh, I didn't mean you."

Su Lanling: "..."

Su Lanling had no choice but to forgive Zhu Ting and said, "Don't bother with this kind of guy, let's go play."

The goose bumps all over Zhu Ting's body hadn't gone down yet, he shook his fat, and said with interest, "I won't go, if I meet that kind of person again, I'll really spit it out."

Su Lanling: "It's not easy to meet a second one of this kind of strange flower."

Unfavorable start, the group was about to go back home when they saw Lu Xiaofeng coming out of the casino by the roadside, hiccupped, with a tired look on his face.

Zhu Ting greeted him and asked, "Another night of gambling?"

"I'm very lucky." Although Lu Xiaofeng's face was tired, his energy was extremely high. He gave Chu Yi a handful of money, "Go play by yourself."

Looking at Su Lanling on the first day of the junior high school, he didn't run away until he nodded in agreement.

Seeing this, Zhu Ting looked envious: "It would be nice if our daughter was as obedient and obedient as Chu Yi."

When Lu Xiaofeng heard the nickname 'Qianjin', he felt as if he had eaten feces, and said in disgust: "I'm really annoyed by this nickname, what is the name of a big man called Qianjin, if you really become a daughter in the future, you can cry." Lu Xiaofeng Refers to weight.

It can be said that the speaker has no intention, but the listener has intention.After stopping for a moment, Zhu thought of that pink old hooligan just now, and his face turned ashen.

Su Lanling was also speechless, Zhu Ting's outlook on life is probably going to be refreshed today.

He had no choice but to turn around and ask Lu Xiaofeng: "You sent away the first day of the junior high school, what do you want to say?"

Lu Xiaofeng snorted, and then lazily said, "I saw Yang Lianting riding past the door of the gambling house two hours ago, so I was thinking about telling you."

What is Yang Lianting here for?

Su Lanling couldn't help frowning and guessing, what important event would make the Sun Moon Sect's leader and chief executive come to the capital after years?

Su Lanling didn't think about it for the time being, but he didn't intend to ask.If it was before, it would be fine, but now that he has explicitly rejected Dongfang Bubai's task of taking over Pan Xia, it would be a bit inappropriate to ask again.

"Okay, I see, you go back to sleep."

"I'm not going back." Lu Xiaofeng was in high spirits now, how could he be able to sleep, "Let's go to your house for a drink!"

Su Lanling didn't drink during the day, but considering that he was idle, he took Lu Xiaofeng back with him.

As a result, as soon as I entered the door, I saw pink eyes.

"I'm stupid!" Zhu Ting saw the other party startled, and then he reacted and said excitedly: "It's you again! How dare you find my house!! I will beat you to death today!" To do it.

Huber, who was seeing off the guests, also looked confused, looked at Su Lanling blankly, and asked, "Xiao Su, what's the matter?"

Su Lanling glanced at the expressionless Ye Guhong next to him, then at the uncle with hot eyes, and asked helplessly, "You guys came together?"

Ye Guhong nodded very coldly.

What else could Su Lanling say, so he had to stop the two people who were doing the fighting over there.

Lu Xiaofeng looked at the pink-clothed uncle in shock, and stammered and asked Su Lanling, "Who is this?"

Before Su Lanling could speak, the old man in pink pretended to be mischievous and winked at Lu Xiaofeng: "Can't you tell who I am by looking at the clothes? I'm Wanlita Pollen Swallow!"

Straight man Lu Xiaofeng: "Ugh~~"

Pink Swallow didn't care about the retching Lu Xiaofeng at all, and said softly with a smile: "Lu Xiaofeng is indeed Lu Xiaofeng, and he didn't disappoint me at all! Although you don't look very good now, as long as I give you a pot of hot water, a Xiang Jianzi, let you take a bath from the inside out, you will definitely be a superb man!" After finishing speaking, he stuck out his tongue and licked his lips eagerly: "I can imagine your scene now what~"

!!!

For a moment, the five normal men in the yard couldn't bear it anymore, and turned their heads away from him.Otherwise, I'm really afraid that I won't be able to control my impulse and go up and beat him to death!