[Comprehensive] Guess I'm a man or a woman

"Ha~"

Xiao Wang yawned and stretched. With tears in his eyes, he looked at the clock ahead. It was 35:25, and there were still [-] minutes to get off work.

Touching his slightly protruding beer belly, Xiao Wang thought that he must go downstairs to the company to buy fried marijuana after get off work later!Summer days are long, and the lunch at noon can't last until night. He didn't buy it yesterday, and went home hungry all the way. The one and a half hour drive really made him so hungry that he would die.

"Click."

The frosted glass door on the right side of Xiao Wang's office made a soft sound, Xiao Wang stood up hurriedly, and said with a naive smile, "Do you have any instructions from the manager?" Although Xiao Wang looked enthusiastic on his face, he couldn't bear it in his heart Keep praying, but don’t work overtime!

Xiao Wang's previous boss was like this. Every day when he got off work, he would finish all kinds of tasks, which was annoying to death!And often he has a busy meal at the end, and the boss sees that it is not enough for an hour, so there is no need to pay overtime pay.Very annoying!

It is precisely because of this that he changed to this unit.This unit is better than the last one. I have been working for at least half a month, and there is no overtime incident. And the most important thing is... the boss is very nice! !

The glass door opened slowly, and a white hand was covered on the silver-white handle, with long and slender fingers and well-defined joints, without any flaws.Just like the hands of those hand models on the Internet, they are straight and beautiful!However, what is different from the hand of those hand models is the fingertips of this hand. A thin layer of calluses can be found on closer inspection.However, this layer of cocoon did not affect the beauty of this hand, on the contrary, the fingertips appeared sharper, giving it a different kind of beauty.

"Oh, it's nothing." The owner of the hand said, and the neutral voice had a masculine flavor, which was very magnetic.This voice makes people guess the personality of the other person without looking at his face. He must be very temperamental and personable. He may be a little strict in dealing with people, but his personality is definitely gentle.

Xiao Wang nodded, and his smile widened: "Okay, you can tell me anytime you need." As long as you don't need to work overtime, you can do anything!whee.

Xiao Wang's smile seemed to infect the person opposite, making the other person's mouth twitch, his almond eyes were stained with a smile, and he nodded slightly.

Hey, my boss is not only good-looking, but also has a good temper!Yangou Xiaowang sighed silently in his heart.

"Oh, by the way! Manager, here is your ticket. I will take off at [-]:[-] tomorrow morning according to your request, and I will pick you up at the gate of your community at [-]:[-]." Xiao Wang handed over the ticket respectfully. The third advantage of the boss : Serious work, hard work!

He is a very positive and sunny young man!

The other party took the ticket, glanced at it, and nodded slightly: "Very good, you did a good job. You don't need to pick it up tomorrow morning. I will drive there by myself. Just go back to the airport and drive the car back to the company's parking garage."

"Okay, manager." The boss's sudden praise made Xiao Wang stand upright, feeling a little proud in his heart~

Seeing this, the other party frowned again, patted Xiao Wang on the shoulder, turned and left.

The new assistant is not bad.

The boss's encouragement made Xiao Wang very motivated, and he didn't feel hungry anymore. He excitedly opened his little book, checked his work schedule for tomorrow, and crossed out the first item "Pick up the boss to the airport at 4:20" and change it to Become 'take the boss's car back to the garage'.

After finishing the modification, Xiao Wang turned on the computer with great satisfaction. He originally planned to revise the meeting minutes again tomorrow, but now it seems that it will be 10 minutes before he gets off work, so he will do it right away!

After all, people who are better than him are still working hard, so what right does he have to waste his time here!

As soon as he pressed the switch of the main unit, Xiao Wang heard Xiaoli on his left say to sister Zhang in front of her: "Our manager is so handsome!"

Xiao Wang couldn't help but nodded, and he very much agreed with Xiao Li's opinion. Although he looks ugly, he thinks beautifully!The aesthetic vision is always at the forefront of the trend!

Xiaoli said again: "And Miss Zhang, I heard that our manager is still a rich second generation?" Like Xiao Wang, Xiaoli has not been in the company for a long time, and it is time to gossip.

Sister Zhang nodded, pointing out like a senior employee, "That's right, our manager is the adopted son of some pipa artist and calligraphy master. It seems that his adoptive mother has won an international award?"

"Adopted son? Adopted?" Xiaoli's tone was full of surprise, and Xiao Wang also hurriedly pricked up his ears to listen carefully.

"That's not it." Sister Zhang said with a hint of regret in her tone, "Although I don't remember their names, you can find out when you check it online. They are rich. Our manager's adoptive mother only pays 1000 yuan for a pair of bracelets." How much! But what's the use of having money, after death, why don't you leave it to people with foreign surnames." He curled his lips in disdain, as if looking down on him.

Xiao Wang was upset, what happened to the adopted one!Adopted people can get along better than their own sons!

Xiao Li and Xiao Wang are the same age, and they can't understand Zhang Jie's thoughts, but they don't want to quarrel with their colleagues because of this matter, so they tactfully said: "Okay, our manager doesn't seem to be ungrateful, and he is so good. , his mother must be pleased with him."

"Satisfied!" Sister Zhang swears without hesitation, her tone is even more disdainful, and she even said with a hint of gloating: "You don't know, our manager was twelve when he was adopted! Where can I go? And his adoptive mother not only wants a son to take care of him, but also wants an heir who can inherit her piano skills! Our manager used to hear that he played the pipa very well, but then he got injured for some reason , It seems that there are some sequelae left, anyway, it is impossible to meet the expectations of his adoptive mother. Do you think our manager is excellent now that he is in charge of our company? In fact, he was sent out by others! This small company just let him Compensation for leaving the house!"

Xiao Wang couldn't help feeling disgusted by Sister Zhang's superior expression, who is this!It’s fine if you don’t work with your salary, and you talk bad things about the manager behind your back.What does other people's affairs have to do with her? As for being happy like this.

Xiao Wang's good mood disappeared, and his heart was full of injustice, as if what Sister Zhang just said was not the manager's bad words but his, and he even asked himself not to have a deep friendship with Zhang Sister, otherwise he would become her sooner or later. The gossip in the mouth.

Xiaoli closed her mouth and stopped asking questions, obviously she had a full understanding of Sister Zhang's character.

Su Lanling returned home, threw herself directly on the sofa, and let out a breath slowly.

The gift 'given' to me by my adoptive parents when I left home looks glamorous on the outside, but the inside has already been bitten by various moths, so it is really troublesome to clean it up.

I got up and poured a glass of tequila, walked to the floor-to-ceiling windows, and lit a cigarette.

The street lights are flickering, the traffic is busy, five or six o'clock is the time for urban nightlife to wake up.

Looking down on the lights of Wanjia from a high place is a habit Su Lanling has developed since he was a child. As long as he has troubles, he likes to do so.

He used to do this because of envy and longing, and every time he watched the lights turn on one by one, he would feel a trance-like warmth, as if he was also a child with a family at that moment.Later, when he grew up, he no longer had illusions, and these lights became warning lights to motivate him, always warning him-others have homes, but he doesn't, so he can't retreat.

After smoking a cigarette and drinking half a glass of wine.Liquor burns the body, cigarettes fuel desire.

Thinking of his schedule for tomorrow, Su Lanling decided to go out and have fun today, after all, he will be busy in a few days.

Taking off the black shirt, suit pants, and plain boxy black underwear one by one, Su Lanling stood in the bathroom and looked at his body by himself.

The facial features are exquisite, the neck is slender, the waist is thin and the buttocks are raised, the legs are straight, and the six-pack abdominal muscles are neatly arranged.It can be said that except for the lack of breasts, everything else is perfect.

Take a bath, a layer of lotion, a layer of essence, a layer of care oil, the whole body is bright and glowing.

Su Lanling clicked his tongue twice, and he couldn't help but sigh with emotion at this time, that sentence is true, every time God closes a door for you, he will open a window for you, with his qualifications, if he Going to be a model has already made a fortune, but unfortunately, he doesn't want to show it to others.

After all, with such a beautiful body, who, no, think, fuck!

whee.

Naked to the clothes room, there are three large wardrobes, the outermost is men's formal wear, the second is men's casual wear, and the third is women's clothing.

Open the wardrobe, leopard-print thongs, padded thick breasts and bras, black short skirts, one-shoulder leopard-print slanted waist-baring shirts, and red high-heeled shoes for nightclubs.Finally, after thinking about it, I added a pair of lace suspenders and black stockings. Because of the long legs, there were more than ten centimeters of white and shiny thighs exposed between the skirt and stockings.

OK, perfect.

Wine red big wavy wig, almond eyes are elongated, and the corners of the eyes are raised. The three-dimensional facial features will become more wild with a little rendering. With a big light gray eye, the sexy and glamorous woman in the mirror nods in satisfaction , very good, very wavy.

The body in men's clothing cannot be shown to others, but he is willing to show off the body in women's clothing.

Grab your bag and head out.

In the elevator, I bumped into my upstairs neighbor, a middle-aged man with glasses and a gentle face, who seems to be a doctoral supervisor?Su Lanling stared at the reflective tempered door of the elevator with a smile on the corner of his mouth, and the mentor was staring at his white thigh between the skirt and stockings without blinking.

Men are like this, if you wear a lot, he likes to stare at the place where you don't have clothes on, but if you don't wear much, he likes to stare at the place where you have clothes.His upper body is so cold that he doesn't look at it, but stares at the few taels of flesh on his legs. It's really cheap, and he is blind to his Taobao explosion 36d large silicone.

'Ding' The elevator reached the first floor, and Su Lanling walked out without hesitation.

"Wait!" The man stretched out his hand, stopped in front of him, and accidentally rubbed his Taobao hot sale.

Su Lanling tilted his head slightly, and blinked at the other party in puzzlement. The long and curled false eyelashes fanned, and the heart of the man softened.

The other party cleared his throat, swallowed, and said in a low voice: "This is my business card, are you interested in getting to know the beauty."

Su Lanling bit his lip and said with a hoarse smile, "Sorry, I have a boyfriend." His voice was very low and hoarse, full of infinite temptation, passion and desire, obviously in the state of just finishing it, which made people Can't help but ignore this overly low tone.

The middle-aged man's lower body and body tightened, and he was slightly taller, but it was not obvious.He fought hard and said: "I know who your boyfriend is, Su Lanling on the sixteenth floor! He has been kicked out by the Su family, and you will have no future if you follow him. Why don't you consider me?" The business card was handed forward.

"Hehe." Su Lanling's mood instantly became like a dead dog, and he lost even half of the fun, so he turned around and left.

The man behind still shouted at his back without giving up: "If you are interested, come to me, I live upstairs!"

Go to your mother to buy a horse!Su Lanling walked fast on high heels, gada gada, really afraid that she couldn't help but turn around and give him a kick, to let him know what the fear of being dominated by high heels is!

There is a bar not far from the community. It is a place that Su Lanling often goes to. The bartender Joseph is a muscular man with a good figure. He is also good at bartending. Su Lanling likes to drink his mix the most liquor.

"Vanessa, you're here." Cerf liked the arrival of Su Lanling very much, because every time he would spend thousands of dollars on wine here, he would undoubtedly give Cerfda a lot of commission in vain.

Su Lanling sat sideways on the high chair, his long legs and waist forming a perfect curve, "Oh, come on, give me a few drinks first, I just met a fool."

Joseph quickly started to mix the drinks. The women who come here are not bothered, even if this woman is beautiful and rich.

After a while, Paul, a drinking buddy of Su Lanling, also came to the bar, and greeted him with bright eyes: "Oh, who is this, Vanessa, long time no see." Ling's shoulders.

Su Lanling sideways avoided, sneered: "Yes, if you haven't come for a few days, you will forget my rules."

Su Lanling has a rule when visiting nightclubs, he can only look at it, not touch it, as long as he is a regular customer of the bar, he knows his rules.

Paul withdrew his hand without being annoyed. He laughed and said, "Are you still here today?"

Paul is a rich second generation, and he has coveted Vanessa for a long time. The two have a long-term bet.Winners and losers are judged in a wine fight, whoever gets down on the ground loses. If Paul loses, he pays for the wine, and if Su Lanling loses, he will willingly sleep with him for a night.So far, Su Lanling has never lost in more than [-] games, large and small.

Su Lanling waved his hand: "No, I have business tomorrow."

"Okay." Paul showed a regretful expression. He has always paid attention to what you like and what you want, especially the best of Vanessa, which can arouse his desire to conquer.However, after getting along for more than a year, the relationship between the two has a feeling of friends.

"Did you know Vanessa, that idiot Mai Dongdong's father is going to die." Paul said with great interest, "I heard that the employees below reported him, and now he has been fined and seized by the Industrial and Commercial Bureau. That idiot Mai Dongdong He is selling cars and models to redeem his father."

"Oh?" Su Lanling picked up the glass and took a sip of wine, covering the smile at the corner of his mouth, "That's really good, I don't know who helped me out."

Su Lanling often walks by the river, how can he not get his shoes wet, and Mai Dongdong is the first person to eat crabs.Su Lanling directly drew an isosceles triangle on his stomach as a warning to others.

"Yeah." Paul remembered Su Lanling was covered in blood that night, and Mai Dongdong's intestines fell out, so he couldn't help but shuddered, and moved his buttocks to the side. Vanessa was the cruelest he had ever seen The worst woman ever.

But such a narrow-minded woman would really let Mai Dongdong go so easily?Although Mai Dongdong's family doesn't have much influence, but not everyone can bully... A light flashed in Paul's eyes, he picked up the wine glass and touched Su Lanling: "I still have friends over there, drink first, remember I'll pay." Then he said to the bartender next to him: "Is Vanessa's old place empty? Hurry up and clean it up."

The bartender responded repeatedly and went to clean up the private room for Su Lanling.

After drinking for three rounds, Su Lanling entered the private room, checked to see if there was a camera, turned on the TV, found a gay movie and started masturbating loudly.

In the film, the hero's deliberate cry covered Su Lanling's panting, but it didn't matter, the film was not important, the environment was the most important.

10 minutes later, Su Lanling shed the inside of her skirt, then swayed back home with a flushed face, burned today's clothes, took a shower and went to bed to play games.

Although Su Lanling has always expected himself to be a domineering president, as the saying goes, every man has a martial arts dream in his heart, and he is of course no exception.Xiuluo in Jianwang Qingyuan [-] is the little girl he has raised for three years, and has spent countless lonely hours with him.

The game was being updated, so Su Lanling turned on the music player, and casually clicked a song, "Just Like Your Tenderness" by Teresa Teng.

Su Lanling likes Teresa Teng's 'sexy sound', so he is content to hum the song and wait for the progress bar.

After the update, Su Lanling had just logged into the game when he saw the chat on the world:

[I can't breathe anymore]: Damn it!Dads!Did you see that, our Dajisan is about to upgrade! vr9d simulation reality version!As long as 1998, you can buy it or not!

[Time Fried Rain]: Buy, buy, buy!It is said that it is a [-]% real experience~~ and you can open warehouses, trading houses, and guilds at any time, and you don’t have to look for the fat paper of Xuanzi Jiuer anymore!

[Time and steaming rain]: It sounds very exciting, but 1998 is too expensive.

……

Su Lanling quickly opened the official website, placed an order and paid without hesitation, and the purchase was successful√

great!What does a [-]% realistic little girl look like~ Looking forward to it!