White Mantou and Miss Black Suit
Chapter 16
Chen Yirou took out a tissue, wanted to wipe it but didn't dare to wipe it for Mo Fei.
Before Mo Fei had time to think about it, he sat up from the sofa suddenly, and obviously felt a warm current slipping over his lips, then from his lips to his chin, and finally into the neckline of his shirt, turning his head into a deep red.
Chen Yirou couldn't see it, so she rolled the tissue into a small cylinder and carefully stuffed it into Murphy's nasal cavity.
Unable to grasp the length, a large piece of white paper was exposed out of the nose, Chen Yirou felt more and more funny, pursed her lips tightly, and tried not to look at Murphy.
"I'm going to the bathroom." Murphy's face was as pale as paper, and his voice was terribly gloomy. Chen Yirou only heard footsteps, and Mo Fei was nowhere to be seen when he turned his head.
Not happy again?Chen Yirou tore the remaining tissue in her hand, feeling a little innocent.
There were only four or five overtime employees left in the big office outside. Murphy went out holding his nose. It was very good. Everyone was very serious about their work. They didn't look here, which deserves a commendation.
Trotted all the way into the bathroom, took off the lump of paper towels, turned on the faucet to wash the dried blood on his face, the nosebleed seemed to stop flowing, Murphy raised his face and looked at his pale self in the mirror, he was quite frightened .
Too shameful!
She hadn't had a nosebleed for many years, but this time, First-rate simply bled out all blood.Mo Fei walked back to the office annoyed, with a nosebleed in front of Sister Mantou, no matter how he thought about it, he could associate it with the word obscene.
"Sister Fei, don't you need to stuff it for a while?" When Mo Fei came back, Chen Yirou saw her remove the paper she stuffed, and asked worriedly.
"It should be fine," Mo Fei said to himself briskly, "I don't know what's going on, maybe it's because I've been too tired recently, maybe I ate too much spicy food yesterday and got angry? Hehehe ..."
After finishing speaking, seeing that Chen Yirou did not respond, she fell silent in embarrassment.
"You should pay attention to your body when you're older." Chen Yirou suggested seriously with a serious look.
He is clearly in his prime, hey!
Murphy felt aggrieved and tugged at the corner of his clothes.
Chen Yirou's eyes were blank, and what she said was right, why did she act like a poor little daughter-in-law who was being bullied.
"Sister Fei, it's time to talk about the copywriting." Chen Yirou was still thinking about the food festival, if today could end earlier, there should be time for a meal in the past.
"Okay." Murphy stood up, and entered the working state without any hesitation, "Clear everything on the coffee table."
Chen Yirou took the vase and ashtray on it, and asked casually, "Sister Fei, do you smoke?"
"No smoking." A little nonsense is not allowed in the working state.
Chen Yirou felt that this kind of Murphy was so boring, so she picked up the box and put it on the coffee table with her mouth flattened. Murphy opened the box, thought for two seconds, then turned it upside down and poured out everything inside.
The spacious coffee table was covered with all kinds of sex toys. Chen Yirou felt a certain visual impact and was in a daze. Murphy stretched out a hand: "Give me the copy you wrote."
Chen Yirou handed it over with both hands.
Murphy glanced at it, picked up a box of condoms from the coffee table, and frowned: "How did you write this?"
"Natural latex rubber condoms, ultra-thin, pink, and scented..." She didn't understand what Mo Fei meant, but she had her own copywriting in her hand, so if she wanted to know what was written, just read it.
"If you write like this, no one will apply for this product even if it participates in the postage trial activity." He quickly opened the package, and there were five pieces inside, and the package was intact.
Chen Yirou saw Mo Fei's brows wrinkled again and again, and didn't feel that there was anything wrong with her.
"You didn't even take one apart?" Murphy tore off a piece and threw it to Chen Yirou.
Chen Yirou held the condom, since the other party was so calm, she had no reason to be shy.
"Why take it apart?"
Mo Fei glanced over, and Chen Yirou knew she had said something wrong, so she obediently unpacked it.
She held the condom between her thumb and forefinger, and when she took it out, the lubricating oil in the package was rubbed against it. It was greasy, and Chen Yirou lifted the condom, so disgusted that she wanted to throw it away immediately.
"Smell and see."
Murphy actually had the nerve to let her smell a condom!Chen Yirou clutched her chest, almost vomiting blood, and smelled it reluctantly.
Taste... not as bad as expected.
"What's the smell?" Murphy collected all the condoms on the coffee table, took them apart one by one, and didn't mind getting his hands dirty with lubricant.
"Strawberry flavor." Chen Yirou naively slipped the condom to Mo Fei and asked her to smell it too. It turned out that the condoms now taste like candy.
Mo Fei squinted his eyes, and made a gesture of offering treasures with a condom. Only my steamed bun sister can be so cute.
"You only mentioned that there is a fragrance in the copy, but what kind of fragrance is there?" Murphy pushed aside the condoms he had just opened, "This one is orange, this one is mango, this one is grapes, and this one... cantaloupe."
"I have to write down the fragrance type?" Chen Yirou took a sniff.
"It has to be written clearly, and you have to describe it with a rich vocabulary."
"for example……"
"Strawberry represents sweet and dreamy atmosphere, orange represents vitality and passion, and mango makes people experience the exotic flavor of tropical rainforest..." Murphy spoke without any pause.
Don't you need time to think?Just listening to Mo Fei pull out so much content from the point of fragrance, Chen Yirou understood why Yang Huan said that Mo Fei was amazing.
It's so good, it's a pity not to sell Amway.
"Let me ask you, since people only buy condoms for one purpose, why are there dozens of types of condoms in Fever?" Murphy stacked all the condom boxes together.
Chen Yirou looked at those colorful boxes and shook her head.
"Sex." Mo Fei said two words lightly, and placed the boxes one by one in front of Chen Yirou.
"This, the most common and basic ultra-thin model, what is the selling point? Thin! But can you only write thin? You have to use words to describe the senses."
"But how can I describe it." Chen Yirou stared, "I can't use it either."
Mo Fei froze for a moment, raised his hand holding the box and covered his mouth with a smile: "Who told you to use it, you can imagine."
"Imagine?" What do you think?
"Buying ultra-thin clothes is nothing more than to reduce the feeling of wearing, increase the intimacy of both parties, and satisfy both body and mind." Murphy reminded Chen Yirou of the male teacher who gave their class a physiology class in high school.
Both talked about private topics, the same indifferent tone, and even the same dignified expression.
The teacher said that people who think this kind of topic is wretched, in fact, they think others are wretched because they are wretched in their own hearts.
So Chen Yirou listened carefully, after all, she was very upright.
"There is also this kind, with bumpy particles on the surface, which increases stimulation."
It was all for a cool word, and Chen Yirou got the hang of it.
"This kind is luminous, which is very popular among curiosity hunters. When the light is turned off at night, it will emit a faint green fluorescence."
Chen Yirou didn't dare to imagine that scene, it was so beautiful.
Murphy couldn't stop talking, so Chen Yirou got into the mood and found a small notebook to jot down some key points from time to time. When it came to the vibrator, Murphy seemed to know the product very well, so he put on the battery and introduced it to Chen Yirou.
"There are many kinds of vibrators, but the functions are similar. It is no problem to find out the characteristics of each product. For example, this one in my hand is a best-selling model of fever. It has medical grade silicone, colorful lights, retractable, swingable, double Spiral rotation, can also be recharged by usb.”
Chen Yirou was dumbfounded, she looked so powerful!
"We must write these selling points thoroughly and in detail, so that customers will feel so excited that they can't stop after reading this text!" After saying the words, Mo Fei was stunned, and he had something to say about work, but he could say Will being so explicit make Chen Yirou feel uncomfortable?
On the contrary, what Murphy said gave Chen Yirou a new look at sex toys. She found a vibrator with a unique shape and pointed it at Murphy.
"Sister Fei, how do you use this one?" Chen Yirou discussed it academically.
Compared with other vibrators, this one is much smaller, only about [-] centimeters in length. The body of the vibrator is also made of transparent silicone material with excellent hand feeling, but the top is a... butterfly?
"This..." Murphy took it and installed an AA battery into the rear battery compartment.
When the switch was pressed, the butterfly's tentacles kept beating like a convulsion. Chen Yirou looked at it for a long time and tilted her head. Is that all?It's useless...
"Many women would be embarrassed to buy and use the shape and..." Murphy hesitated for a moment before changing his words, "Then what kind of sex toys have similar organs, so this mini butterfly vibrator is often their best choice. "
Looking at Chen Yirou's nonchalant expression, one could tell that she didn't see the beauty of it: "Stretch out your hand."
"Why?" Chen Yirou stretched out her right hand and spread it out.
Mo Fei tugged at one corner of his mouth, feeling a little smirk, and placed the butterfly's tentacles on Chen Yirou's palm, keeping a vague distance, the extremely elastic tentacles could just touch the butterfly while dancing happily. palm.
Touching lightly from time to time, teasing again and again, the palm of the hand felt numb and numb, Chen Yirou stared at the palm of his hand in disbelief, why just like this...would make her body very hot?
He quickly withdrew his hand as if being burned by a fire, took a deep breath, and his heart was still beating wildly.
"Now you understand why it's better to try some products before writing the copy?" Murphy took a panoramic view of Chen Yirou's embarrassment, smiled and took a sip of water to moisten his throat.
Chen Yirou couldn't get rid of the feeling of wanting to stop all at once, and stared at Murphy in confusion for a while: "Sister Fei, can I ask you something?"
"Tell me." Murphy smiled politely while holding a water glass.
"Why do you... know these products so well?" Chen Yirou glanced at the sex toys on the table, and then turned to stare at Mo Fei intently.
Such a sharp look!
Mo Fei's heart skipped a beat, and the Mantou sister in his memory would always have a pair of innocent and harmless big eyes.The first time I met her eyes like this, I actually...
Got cute!
Before Mo Fei had time to think about it, he sat up from the sofa suddenly, and obviously felt a warm current slipping over his lips, then from his lips to his chin, and finally into the neckline of his shirt, turning his head into a deep red.
Chen Yirou couldn't see it, so she rolled the tissue into a small cylinder and carefully stuffed it into Murphy's nasal cavity.
Unable to grasp the length, a large piece of white paper was exposed out of the nose, Chen Yirou felt more and more funny, pursed her lips tightly, and tried not to look at Murphy.
"I'm going to the bathroom." Murphy's face was as pale as paper, and his voice was terribly gloomy. Chen Yirou only heard footsteps, and Mo Fei was nowhere to be seen when he turned his head.
Not happy again?Chen Yirou tore the remaining tissue in her hand, feeling a little innocent.
There were only four or five overtime employees left in the big office outside. Murphy went out holding his nose. It was very good. Everyone was very serious about their work. They didn't look here, which deserves a commendation.
Trotted all the way into the bathroom, took off the lump of paper towels, turned on the faucet to wash the dried blood on his face, the nosebleed seemed to stop flowing, Murphy raised his face and looked at his pale self in the mirror, he was quite frightened .
Too shameful!
She hadn't had a nosebleed for many years, but this time, First-rate simply bled out all blood.Mo Fei walked back to the office annoyed, with a nosebleed in front of Sister Mantou, no matter how he thought about it, he could associate it with the word obscene.
"Sister Fei, don't you need to stuff it for a while?" When Mo Fei came back, Chen Yirou saw her remove the paper she stuffed, and asked worriedly.
"It should be fine," Mo Fei said to himself briskly, "I don't know what's going on, maybe it's because I've been too tired recently, maybe I ate too much spicy food yesterday and got angry? Hehehe ..."
After finishing speaking, seeing that Chen Yirou did not respond, she fell silent in embarrassment.
"You should pay attention to your body when you're older." Chen Yirou suggested seriously with a serious look.
He is clearly in his prime, hey!
Murphy felt aggrieved and tugged at the corner of his clothes.
Chen Yirou's eyes were blank, and what she said was right, why did she act like a poor little daughter-in-law who was being bullied.
"Sister Fei, it's time to talk about the copywriting." Chen Yirou was still thinking about the food festival, if today could end earlier, there should be time for a meal in the past.
"Okay." Murphy stood up, and entered the working state without any hesitation, "Clear everything on the coffee table."
Chen Yirou took the vase and ashtray on it, and asked casually, "Sister Fei, do you smoke?"
"No smoking." A little nonsense is not allowed in the working state.
Chen Yirou felt that this kind of Murphy was so boring, so she picked up the box and put it on the coffee table with her mouth flattened. Murphy opened the box, thought for two seconds, then turned it upside down and poured out everything inside.
The spacious coffee table was covered with all kinds of sex toys. Chen Yirou felt a certain visual impact and was in a daze. Murphy stretched out a hand: "Give me the copy you wrote."
Chen Yirou handed it over with both hands.
Murphy glanced at it, picked up a box of condoms from the coffee table, and frowned: "How did you write this?"
"Natural latex rubber condoms, ultra-thin, pink, and scented..." She didn't understand what Mo Fei meant, but she had her own copywriting in her hand, so if she wanted to know what was written, just read it.
"If you write like this, no one will apply for this product even if it participates in the postage trial activity." He quickly opened the package, and there were five pieces inside, and the package was intact.
Chen Yirou saw Mo Fei's brows wrinkled again and again, and didn't feel that there was anything wrong with her.
"You didn't even take one apart?" Murphy tore off a piece and threw it to Chen Yirou.
Chen Yirou held the condom, since the other party was so calm, she had no reason to be shy.
"Why take it apart?"
Mo Fei glanced over, and Chen Yirou knew she had said something wrong, so she obediently unpacked it.
She held the condom between her thumb and forefinger, and when she took it out, the lubricating oil in the package was rubbed against it. It was greasy, and Chen Yirou lifted the condom, so disgusted that she wanted to throw it away immediately.
"Smell and see."
Murphy actually had the nerve to let her smell a condom!Chen Yirou clutched her chest, almost vomiting blood, and smelled it reluctantly.
Taste... not as bad as expected.
"What's the smell?" Murphy collected all the condoms on the coffee table, took them apart one by one, and didn't mind getting his hands dirty with lubricant.
"Strawberry flavor." Chen Yirou naively slipped the condom to Mo Fei and asked her to smell it too. It turned out that the condoms now taste like candy.
Mo Fei squinted his eyes, and made a gesture of offering treasures with a condom. Only my steamed bun sister can be so cute.
"You only mentioned that there is a fragrance in the copy, but what kind of fragrance is there?" Murphy pushed aside the condoms he had just opened, "This one is orange, this one is mango, this one is grapes, and this one... cantaloupe."
"I have to write down the fragrance type?" Chen Yirou took a sniff.
"It has to be written clearly, and you have to describe it with a rich vocabulary."
"for example……"
"Strawberry represents sweet and dreamy atmosphere, orange represents vitality and passion, and mango makes people experience the exotic flavor of tropical rainforest..." Murphy spoke without any pause.
Don't you need time to think?Just listening to Mo Fei pull out so much content from the point of fragrance, Chen Yirou understood why Yang Huan said that Mo Fei was amazing.
It's so good, it's a pity not to sell Amway.
"Let me ask you, since people only buy condoms for one purpose, why are there dozens of types of condoms in Fever?" Murphy stacked all the condom boxes together.
Chen Yirou looked at those colorful boxes and shook her head.
"Sex." Mo Fei said two words lightly, and placed the boxes one by one in front of Chen Yirou.
"This, the most common and basic ultra-thin model, what is the selling point? Thin! But can you only write thin? You have to use words to describe the senses."
"But how can I describe it." Chen Yirou stared, "I can't use it either."
Mo Fei froze for a moment, raised his hand holding the box and covered his mouth with a smile: "Who told you to use it, you can imagine."
"Imagine?" What do you think?
"Buying ultra-thin clothes is nothing more than to reduce the feeling of wearing, increase the intimacy of both parties, and satisfy both body and mind." Murphy reminded Chen Yirou of the male teacher who gave their class a physiology class in high school.
Both talked about private topics, the same indifferent tone, and even the same dignified expression.
The teacher said that people who think this kind of topic is wretched, in fact, they think others are wretched because they are wretched in their own hearts.
So Chen Yirou listened carefully, after all, she was very upright.
"There is also this kind, with bumpy particles on the surface, which increases stimulation."
It was all for a cool word, and Chen Yirou got the hang of it.
"This kind is luminous, which is very popular among curiosity hunters. When the light is turned off at night, it will emit a faint green fluorescence."
Chen Yirou didn't dare to imagine that scene, it was so beautiful.
Murphy couldn't stop talking, so Chen Yirou got into the mood and found a small notebook to jot down some key points from time to time. When it came to the vibrator, Murphy seemed to know the product very well, so he put on the battery and introduced it to Chen Yirou.
"There are many kinds of vibrators, but the functions are similar. It is no problem to find out the characteristics of each product. For example, this one in my hand is a best-selling model of fever. It has medical grade silicone, colorful lights, retractable, swingable, double Spiral rotation, can also be recharged by usb.”
Chen Yirou was dumbfounded, she looked so powerful!
"We must write these selling points thoroughly and in detail, so that customers will feel so excited that they can't stop after reading this text!" After saying the words, Mo Fei was stunned, and he had something to say about work, but he could say Will being so explicit make Chen Yirou feel uncomfortable?
On the contrary, what Murphy said gave Chen Yirou a new look at sex toys. She found a vibrator with a unique shape and pointed it at Murphy.
"Sister Fei, how do you use this one?" Chen Yirou discussed it academically.
Compared with other vibrators, this one is much smaller, only about [-] centimeters in length. The body of the vibrator is also made of transparent silicone material with excellent hand feeling, but the top is a... butterfly?
"This..." Murphy took it and installed an AA battery into the rear battery compartment.
When the switch was pressed, the butterfly's tentacles kept beating like a convulsion. Chen Yirou looked at it for a long time and tilted her head. Is that all?It's useless...
"Many women would be embarrassed to buy and use the shape and..." Murphy hesitated for a moment before changing his words, "Then what kind of sex toys have similar organs, so this mini butterfly vibrator is often their best choice. "
Looking at Chen Yirou's nonchalant expression, one could tell that she didn't see the beauty of it: "Stretch out your hand."
"Why?" Chen Yirou stretched out her right hand and spread it out.
Mo Fei tugged at one corner of his mouth, feeling a little smirk, and placed the butterfly's tentacles on Chen Yirou's palm, keeping a vague distance, the extremely elastic tentacles could just touch the butterfly while dancing happily. palm.
Touching lightly from time to time, teasing again and again, the palm of the hand felt numb and numb, Chen Yirou stared at the palm of his hand in disbelief, why just like this...would make her body very hot?
He quickly withdrew his hand as if being burned by a fire, took a deep breath, and his heart was still beating wildly.
"Now you understand why it's better to try some products before writing the copy?" Murphy took a panoramic view of Chen Yirou's embarrassment, smiled and took a sip of water to moisten his throat.
Chen Yirou couldn't get rid of the feeling of wanting to stop all at once, and stared at Murphy in confusion for a while: "Sister Fei, can I ask you something?"
"Tell me." Murphy smiled politely while holding a water glass.
"Why do you... know these products so well?" Chen Yirou glanced at the sex toys on the table, and then turned to stare at Mo Fei intently.
Such a sharp look!
Mo Fei's heart skipped a beat, and the Mantou sister in his memory would always have a pair of innocent and harmless big eyes.The first time I met her eyes like this, I actually...
Got cute!
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