What about the straight guy?
Chapter 078
Although it was too late to discuss with the young master alone, but Wen Chengyue nodded to him just now, Le Lianzhou knew tacitly that the young master would always support him behind him.After being in this world for so long, he has been the one to avoid, and now it is time for him to take responsibility.Maybe apart from meeting Wen Chengyue, this is another reason why the God of Destiny sent him here.
"Okay, I will ascend the throne for you in five days." Le Lianzhou's eyes were firm, "Take good care of your health. I said before that you forgot to read and write. It is true, so you'd better get well as soon as possible, and being a regent behind your back is also a good idea." Not bad, isn't it?"
Yu Zixiao smiled, "Don't worry, they will help you." Naturally, they meant people like Wen Chengyue and Zhao Junlian.
"Also, when we ascended the throne, we established the crown prince together. Chunxi is not young anymore, let him work with me from now on." Le Lianzhou said to Yu Zixiao, but the second half of the sentence turned to Wen Cheng Yue, "After the prince can be an independent director, I will sit in his place and be a happy prince from now on, no one will care about me."
This is Le Lianzhou's promise to Wen Chengyue. It will take two or three years at the earliest, or three or five years at the earliest. They will leave together, travel far away, and stay together for life.
Hearing this, Yu Zixiao was slightly taken aback, glanced at Wen Chengyue who was excited, and finally nodded, "Yes."
Yu Zixiao has already paved the way for Le Lianzhou on the road to the emperor. Today, he was going to clean up the hidden rebel forces in Yongzhou City, with King Li as the leader.Unexpectedly, he, the fifth younger brother, was so smart and insightful that he not only escaped from the city ahead of time, but also set up an ambush in the cemetery to remove two obstacles to the throne in one fell swoop.
If it weren't for the two accidents of Xiao Sa and Wen Chengyue, he would have succeeded, but he was still caught in the end.It was later found out that Zhu Zitong was bewitched by King Li to hold Wen Chengyue back.
What's even more shocking is that King Li was behind the murder of the eldest prince, buying|killing|killing|killing people and killing two birds with one stone in the name of "Third Master".Just as Le Lianzhou had predicted, a dog that bites does not bark, but unfortunately the person he finally met was Le Lianzhou. There seemed to be a pair of invisible hands playing with the marionette, and everything was moving towards the established goal. direction development.
Five days later, the original King Jin ascended the throne and became the new emperor. At the same time, Yu Chunxi, the eldest grandson of the original emperor, was appointed as the prince's assistant supervisor of the country, which shocked the whole world.
After the new emperor ascended the throne, he issued several imperial edicts.
The former crown prince, King Feng Xiao, temporarily left the court to concentrate on recuperating from his wounds.The original Li Wang attempted to murder the crown prince, and was relegated to the common people and exiled to the Nanman army.Wen Chengyue continued to lead the imperial guards.
The newly added Dragon Knights are in charge of public security in the imperial city. The original imperial guards and the original King Jin's personal guards are incorporated. Zhao Junlian is the first commander of the Dragon Knights, and Zhang Liang and Xiao Sa are the deputy commanders.
Since then, the royal family of Jinyu has practiced monogamy, and concubines can only be taken if they have no children at forty.
……
Le Lianzhou's career as emperor was not as difficult as he had imagined at first.
Political affairs have three lords, five lords, and ministers of various ministries who have devoted their time to worrying about it. He only needs to listen to Yu Chunxi read the memorials every day. Change their feudal thinking.
When there is no memorial to be approved in the court, you can reject everyone, and pull the big guard who has been standing by your side to kiss me.
No, after being busy for a long time, I finally sent away a group of ministers and the crown prince. Le Lianzhou stretched himself, and the people behind him consciously stepped forward to squeeze their shoulders and beat their backs.
"Hey, yes, that's right there! Hey, cool! I didn't expect being an emperor would be pretty good~" Le Lianzhou squinted his eyes comfortably and tilted his head to look at the people behind him, his eyes were lazy and comfortable.
"Your Majesty, do you want to be emperor for the rest of your life? It's better to accept the harem as well?" The guard said with more force, his deep voice was strange.
"Ouch, take it easy~" the pinched person croaked and immediately begged for mercy, "I'm just joking, I was wrong, it's okay if I'm wrong!"
Maybe it's because of this gentle apology that brought back some memories of the guards. They did lighten their hands, but they began to deviate from the established track and touched other places, such as under the front of the chest, such as the back waist , Another example is some places that are already spiritual.
The voice of croaking begging for mercy suddenly changed its tone, it sounded like a seductive seduction that wanted to greet but refused. Noah" sound.
It was the first time for the two of them to be in a place other than the bedroom. After struggling for half a second, Le Lianzhou submerged himself in it, using his hands and feet to help the guards speed up the process.When I feel the hotness of the other person, I have a whim, push away the person who is kissing me, and sink my head down.
"Huh~" The guard was caught off guard by the heat and humidity, frowned and inserted his fingers into the other's hair, and asked fiercely with some dissatisfaction, "That Zixiu from the High Heaven Pavilion taught you this too!?" Although he knew that they were just exchanging ideas, But I just couldn't help the pantothenic acid in my heart.
Le Lianzhou pushed him away angrily, "You're being nice even if you get a cheap price!"
The guard lowered his head, and saw Le Lianzhou slightly raised his face, his words were coquettish, his eyes were red, and there was a silver thread hanging around his mouth. In response to the obstacle, he picked up the person and pressed him up.
The imperial study room was quickly occupied by panting sounds one after another.
"Call me!" the guard urged while doing his best.
"Huh~?" The soul flying into the sky was a little confused.
"Call me by my name!" The punishment for disobedience is a cruel punishment.
"Ah~!" I don't know if it's painful or refreshing, but it means I understand, "Cheng Yue! Cheng Yue~"
Wen Chengyue was satisfied, "Lianzhou, I love you~"
……
The following year, the new emperor opened Enke to recruit talented people.Le Lianzhou met an acquaintance in the palace examination.
Back then when we parted in Jiangzhou, the dandy Shao Tianyi missed his sweetheart, so he really worked hard and began to study seriously, not asking for anything else, just to see him again in Yongzhou City.It just so happened that the new emperor overhauled the imperial examination system and sent down talents in an eclectic manner, so he went all the way to the imperial examination.
But after kneeling down to worship the new emperor, he looked up quietly, and his whole body was petrified on the spot.It was even more astonishing than Zhang Liang and Fu Tan, who were recruits back from training and found that their master had been promoted to the highest position three times in a row.
And Le Lianzhou was not too surprised because he had read the list beforehand (the shock at the fact that Shao Tianyi actually came to Yongzhou for the exam had already been forced to vent at the young master one night in advance), on the contrary Smiling, he stepped down from the Dragon Seat to help him up himself, and patted Shao Tianyi on the shoulder to encourage him a lot, to the effect that, take the exam well, and you will never treat you badly with your master in the future!
As expected, Shao Tianyi lived up to expectations, and was appointed by the imperial pen (written by the prince Yu Chunxi) as a new candidate.There was absolutely no water in it. Although Le Lianzhou was the one who made the final decision, the essays for the palace examination had to go through several advisers. Shao Tianyi's progress was obvious to all.
However, Xinke Tanhua failed to catch up with his sweetheart in the end, because a certain emperor's family had a jealous husband, who was firm in his attitude towards the sudden appearance of an unwarranted love rival from long, long ago, and he was not allowed to see him except in court!
……
The prince Yu Chunxi married the princess concubine at the age of 16, and he had a fat son back then. He pestered Le Lianzhou to name him, but Le Lianzhou replied that he should think about it for a few days.
In the end, Yu Chunxi did wait for the edict from the "Uncle Emperor" to name his son, but the person disappeared, and there was also an edict for the Zen position with it.
The general idea is, my nephew Chunxi, since you are now an adult and you even have a son, the emperor who can’t even read my name can let go. The throne is given to you, and Jinyu will depend on you in the future. Those few friends of mine were born and died together with me, and they are all left to you, so take good care of them.
As for the name given?Le Lianzhou was very beautiful in his heart, and finally realized his secret little thought. In the future, Jinyu will have an emperor named Yu (Yu) Chengqing, aha!
Emperor Yao reigned for three years, did not marry a wife and had children, suddenly Liu Shuchan was located in the crown prince, and disappeared together with the commander of the imperial guards.The whole world is shocked.
……
"Young Master, I'm tired of eating honeydew melons and grapes in the northwest, where should we go next?"
"Also called Xiaohou Ye!"
"Oh, I'm used to it. But I heard that your little stepmother finally gave birth to a younger brother for you. Why, do you want to go back and have a look?"
"What is born for me!"
"Hey, isn't that right~ But I'm really sweating for your father, it's been a few years since I was born, I thought~ eh~"
"A dog can't spit out ivory, don't say it!"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"
"Let go, talk about something else."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
"It takes a lot of effort to deal with you."
"Hey, that's also~Young Master~"
"What, want it again?"
"Ah! You big bastard, do you understand what is called fore|play! Fore|play!"
"You don't like this?"
"Hmm~ um~ I like it~"
……
After touring Jinyu's great rivers and mountains, Wen Chengyue finally couldn't get over Le Lianzhou's stubbornness, and took people to start outbound travel, with the goal - all the way to the south.
"Young Master, you said we'll find a fishing village here to live in. Can you fish for me every day?" I just enjoy the sun and the beach every day, facing the sea and spring flowers blooming.
"Well, besides fish, I can give you something else to eat every day." Wen Chengyue squinted at the people who were lying on their backs and clamoring for some sunbathing. go.
"You're dead! Can't you think about anything else in your mind!?" Le Lianzhou raised his hand and adjusted the angle of the self-made parasol, feeling very comfortable.
"A boat is coming, put on your clothes!"
"Oh, I got it, I got it, she's not a girl with a yellow flower, she's not a girl with a yellow flower, she's got a lot of meat~" The complainer complained, Le Lianzhou didn't dare to slow down, who told his old Gong to be a wife-protecting madman~
"what?"
"Eh, what? Can a fairy daughter come down from the boat?" Le Lianzhou followed Wen Chengyue's gaze, and was immediately dumbfounded. A fairy really came down, but he was not a fairy, but a beautiful boy. Well, there was another one beside him. Handsome guy, um, an acquaintance again.
"I knew it!" Le Lianzhou smashed Wen Chengyue's chest angrily, and I knew that, jumping off a cliff or something, as long as you die without a dead body, you will definitely see someone alive!Yes, the ones who got off the boat were Yan Jiu and Zhang Ci who jumped off the cliff of Jinwu Island and everyone thought they both died in love!
"Want to say hello?"
Le Lianzhou slapped Wen Chengyue on the forehead, "Stupid! If you go up like this, you won't scare people away, so follow up secretly! Write a letter to Zhang Liang as soon as you're sure where they are!"
……
After a long, long time, one day Le Lianzhou woke up and found something was wrong.
The constant temperature and heat source of the big man around him disappeared, and the long hair that was always pressed down while sleeping was also gone. The pillow was soft and fragrant, um, the milky smell of a little kid.Le Lianzhou got up suddenly, milk fragrance?Milky!
The surrounding area was pitch black, and it was hard to see clearly, but why did my hands suddenly become so small?What's the matter with this little fat leg?And this bed, why is it so soft and small, and the fence around it is so ghostly?
"Young Master?"
Uh, what is the purpose of such a soft voice?A fear called something bad happened came to my heart.
"Click", um, the sound of a light switch, and the world is brightened.
"Baby Zhou Zhou had a nightmare?" A beautiful woman in her early thirties came in after pushing the door, followed by a man who was yawning as he tied his nightgown. They were much younger than they remembered.
Le Lianzhou sniffled and burst into tears uncontrollably, "Mom!!! Dad~~~"
Only the person concerned can understand the pain and sorrow of the howling sound. Is he wearing it again?And the progress bar was pushed back to his own bear child era!Le Lianzhou was happy to see his modern parents again, but what about his little master?What about the man who slept with him just a few hours ago?He wants both fish and bear's paw!
No matter how reluctant the little boy Lianzhou was, he was still sent to the long-lost Pure Love Kindergarten the next day.
He didn't say a word all day, just sat down beside the seesaw and dug the soil, just wanted to cry, "Little Lord ~ my little Lord~"
"Are you digging for earthworms?" Suddenly a childish voice came from beside him.
Le Lianzhou looked at the dirt pit in front of him, the corner of his mouth twitched, "I'm digging a pit."
"That's right, dig a hole to catch earthworms." Tong Yinqi strikes up a conversation reluctantly.
"Dig a hole and bury yourself." A certain older child began to poison the little sunflowers of the motherland.
"Are you going into the ground to catch earthworms?"
You little brat, the earthworms provoked you, did they harm your whole family in your previous life, or what?Le Lianzhou was furious, and turned his head viciously, wanting to recognize this brat's face clearly, and then make a detour when he sees it.
Then Le Lianzhou froze, hey, this little kid looks familiar.Big eyes with fluttering long eyelashes, jet-black hair tied in a small braid at the back of the head.So lovely!It turned out to be a little girl!
The distant memory was pulled out bit by bit, no, this is not a little girl!This is the first shame in Lord Zhou's life!Damn, this braid is fake! It's fake!His memory is still fresh!The first confession in his life!
Le Lianzhou decided not to wait any longer, but to take a detour now.He straightened his chubby legs neatly, patted the dirt on his hands, and turned around gracefully.
"Why are you leaving? Don't dig earthworms anymore?" The little boy still refused to let him go, and chased after him, "Hey, don't run away, will you come to dig earthworms in the future? What's your name? My name is Wen Cheng Yue, the prime minister's prime minister, the one that looks like an axe!"
The little chubby leg pulled the handbrake wittily, turned around with an unbelievable face, and scanned the little kid from the beginning to the end several times. The so-called familiarity, so it is!Emma, my heart is about to die, what should I do if I can't take it anymore, why is my man so cute when he was young, why is he making trouble!
The most important thing is, Young Master, you are my first love!
Little Wen Chengyue looked at the little earthworm digger in front of him in a daze and suddenly became idiot|Han rushed towards him, his small face suddenly crumpled up, "Ah, ah, I'm not an earthworm, watch me eat me !"
"Hey hey hey hey, don't run away! Come quickly to Master Zhou's bowl!"
"Hey hey hey hey~~"
"Lianzhou! Lianzhou! What's wrong with you? Wake up!" Wen Chengyue anxiously patted the tender face of the person next to the pillow, and when he woke up, he found that the person next to him was dancing and smiling with his eyes closed. What are you dreaming about?The young master had a dark face, and said that if he heard something he didn't like later, don't blame him for being heartless, shameless and unreasonable.
Le Lianzhou spread his hands on his face like he was slapping a mosquito, and struggled to open his eyes, "Don't make noise!" Master Zhou is catching the little Lord Hou!Huh?The person dangling in front of me is so familiar, focus on focus!
"Xiao Hou, Master?"
"Otherwise, who do you think it is? Huh?" Wen Chengyue's face was clouded.
So I'm wearing it again?Was it just a dream?Le Lianzhou looked at Wen Chengyue, if he shrunk down to a four- or five-year-old appearance, don't tell me, he would really look like the fake girl from memory!
Le Lianzhou didn't think it was just a dream, "So it is!" He and the young master were married in a previous life!
"Young Master, I didn't expect you to be completely different from what you are now~"
Wen Chengyue is baffled, how do you know what I was like when I was a child?But he didn't want to think about such a weird question, so he decided to have a morning exercise first. Seeing this guy smiling lewdly made his stomach full of anger, um, not anger, everyone understands.
"Hey! You beast~" Only Le Lianzhou's sweet complaint remained in the room.
The author has something to say: Thank you dear little angels for accompanying me all the way, "Straight Man" is officially over!sprinkle flowers~~
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The next article will continue to open the ancient story - "Hey!You haven’t bought a ticket yet”, when Lian Zhou’s grandchildren were emperors, well, it’s the story of when Yu Chengqing, who was named by Master Zhou himself, was the emperor~
Have the little angels collected them?
If not, Su Ka will be rolling!
I love you so much! ! ! !Looking forward to seeing you again in the new story!
"Okay, I will ascend the throne for you in five days." Le Lianzhou's eyes were firm, "Take good care of your health. I said before that you forgot to read and write. It is true, so you'd better get well as soon as possible, and being a regent behind your back is also a good idea." Not bad, isn't it?"
Yu Zixiao smiled, "Don't worry, they will help you." Naturally, they meant people like Wen Chengyue and Zhao Junlian.
"Also, when we ascended the throne, we established the crown prince together. Chunxi is not young anymore, let him work with me from now on." Le Lianzhou said to Yu Zixiao, but the second half of the sentence turned to Wen Cheng Yue, "After the prince can be an independent director, I will sit in his place and be a happy prince from now on, no one will care about me."
This is Le Lianzhou's promise to Wen Chengyue. It will take two or three years at the earliest, or three or five years at the earliest. They will leave together, travel far away, and stay together for life.
Hearing this, Yu Zixiao was slightly taken aback, glanced at Wen Chengyue who was excited, and finally nodded, "Yes."
Yu Zixiao has already paved the way for Le Lianzhou on the road to the emperor. Today, he was going to clean up the hidden rebel forces in Yongzhou City, with King Li as the leader.Unexpectedly, he, the fifth younger brother, was so smart and insightful that he not only escaped from the city ahead of time, but also set up an ambush in the cemetery to remove two obstacles to the throne in one fell swoop.
If it weren't for the two accidents of Xiao Sa and Wen Chengyue, he would have succeeded, but he was still caught in the end.It was later found out that Zhu Zitong was bewitched by King Li to hold Wen Chengyue back.
What's even more shocking is that King Li was behind the murder of the eldest prince, buying|killing|killing|killing people and killing two birds with one stone in the name of "Third Master".Just as Le Lianzhou had predicted, a dog that bites does not bark, but unfortunately the person he finally met was Le Lianzhou. There seemed to be a pair of invisible hands playing with the marionette, and everything was moving towards the established goal. direction development.
Five days later, the original King Jin ascended the throne and became the new emperor. At the same time, Yu Chunxi, the eldest grandson of the original emperor, was appointed as the prince's assistant supervisor of the country, which shocked the whole world.
After the new emperor ascended the throne, he issued several imperial edicts.
The former crown prince, King Feng Xiao, temporarily left the court to concentrate on recuperating from his wounds.The original Li Wang attempted to murder the crown prince, and was relegated to the common people and exiled to the Nanman army.Wen Chengyue continued to lead the imperial guards.
The newly added Dragon Knights are in charge of public security in the imperial city. The original imperial guards and the original King Jin's personal guards are incorporated. Zhao Junlian is the first commander of the Dragon Knights, and Zhang Liang and Xiao Sa are the deputy commanders.
Since then, the royal family of Jinyu has practiced monogamy, and concubines can only be taken if they have no children at forty.
……
Le Lianzhou's career as emperor was not as difficult as he had imagined at first.
Political affairs have three lords, five lords, and ministers of various ministries who have devoted their time to worrying about it. He only needs to listen to Yu Chunxi read the memorials every day. Change their feudal thinking.
When there is no memorial to be approved in the court, you can reject everyone, and pull the big guard who has been standing by your side to kiss me.
No, after being busy for a long time, I finally sent away a group of ministers and the crown prince. Le Lianzhou stretched himself, and the people behind him consciously stepped forward to squeeze their shoulders and beat their backs.
"Hey, yes, that's right there! Hey, cool! I didn't expect being an emperor would be pretty good~" Le Lianzhou squinted his eyes comfortably and tilted his head to look at the people behind him, his eyes were lazy and comfortable.
"Your Majesty, do you want to be emperor for the rest of your life? It's better to accept the harem as well?" The guard said with more force, his deep voice was strange.
"Ouch, take it easy~" the pinched person croaked and immediately begged for mercy, "I'm just joking, I was wrong, it's okay if I'm wrong!"
Maybe it's because of this gentle apology that brought back some memories of the guards. They did lighten their hands, but they began to deviate from the established track and touched other places, such as under the front of the chest, such as the back waist , Another example is some places that are already spiritual.
The voice of croaking begging for mercy suddenly changed its tone, it sounded like a seductive seduction that wanted to greet but refused. Noah" sound.
It was the first time for the two of them to be in a place other than the bedroom. After struggling for half a second, Le Lianzhou submerged himself in it, using his hands and feet to help the guards speed up the process.When I feel the hotness of the other person, I have a whim, push away the person who is kissing me, and sink my head down.
"Huh~" The guard was caught off guard by the heat and humidity, frowned and inserted his fingers into the other's hair, and asked fiercely with some dissatisfaction, "That Zixiu from the High Heaven Pavilion taught you this too!?" Although he knew that they were just exchanging ideas, But I just couldn't help the pantothenic acid in my heart.
Le Lianzhou pushed him away angrily, "You're being nice even if you get a cheap price!"
The guard lowered his head, and saw Le Lianzhou slightly raised his face, his words were coquettish, his eyes were red, and there was a silver thread hanging around his mouth. In response to the obstacle, he picked up the person and pressed him up.
The imperial study room was quickly occupied by panting sounds one after another.
"Call me!" the guard urged while doing his best.
"Huh~?" The soul flying into the sky was a little confused.
"Call me by my name!" The punishment for disobedience is a cruel punishment.
"Ah~!" I don't know if it's painful or refreshing, but it means I understand, "Cheng Yue! Cheng Yue~"
Wen Chengyue was satisfied, "Lianzhou, I love you~"
……
The following year, the new emperor opened Enke to recruit talented people.Le Lianzhou met an acquaintance in the palace examination.
Back then when we parted in Jiangzhou, the dandy Shao Tianyi missed his sweetheart, so he really worked hard and began to study seriously, not asking for anything else, just to see him again in Yongzhou City.It just so happened that the new emperor overhauled the imperial examination system and sent down talents in an eclectic manner, so he went all the way to the imperial examination.
But after kneeling down to worship the new emperor, he looked up quietly, and his whole body was petrified on the spot.It was even more astonishing than Zhang Liang and Fu Tan, who were recruits back from training and found that their master had been promoted to the highest position three times in a row.
And Le Lianzhou was not too surprised because he had read the list beforehand (the shock at the fact that Shao Tianyi actually came to Yongzhou for the exam had already been forced to vent at the young master one night in advance), on the contrary Smiling, he stepped down from the Dragon Seat to help him up himself, and patted Shao Tianyi on the shoulder to encourage him a lot, to the effect that, take the exam well, and you will never treat you badly with your master in the future!
As expected, Shao Tianyi lived up to expectations, and was appointed by the imperial pen (written by the prince Yu Chunxi) as a new candidate.There was absolutely no water in it. Although Le Lianzhou was the one who made the final decision, the essays for the palace examination had to go through several advisers. Shao Tianyi's progress was obvious to all.
However, Xinke Tanhua failed to catch up with his sweetheart in the end, because a certain emperor's family had a jealous husband, who was firm in his attitude towards the sudden appearance of an unwarranted love rival from long, long ago, and he was not allowed to see him except in court!
……
The prince Yu Chunxi married the princess concubine at the age of 16, and he had a fat son back then. He pestered Le Lianzhou to name him, but Le Lianzhou replied that he should think about it for a few days.
In the end, Yu Chunxi did wait for the edict from the "Uncle Emperor" to name his son, but the person disappeared, and there was also an edict for the Zen position with it.
The general idea is, my nephew Chunxi, since you are now an adult and you even have a son, the emperor who can’t even read my name can let go. The throne is given to you, and Jinyu will depend on you in the future. Those few friends of mine were born and died together with me, and they are all left to you, so take good care of them.
As for the name given?Le Lianzhou was very beautiful in his heart, and finally realized his secret little thought. In the future, Jinyu will have an emperor named Yu (Yu) Chengqing, aha!
Emperor Yao reigned for three years, did not marry a wife and had children, suddenly Liu Shuchan was located in the crown prince, and disappeared together with the commander of the imperial guards.The whole world is shocked.
……
"Young Master, I'm tired of eating honeydew melons and grapes in the northwest, where should we go next?"
"Also called Xiaohou Ye!"
"Oh, I'm used to it. But I heard that your little stepmother finally gave birth to a younger brother for you. Why, do you want to go back and have a look?"
"What is born for me!"
"Hey, isn't that right~ But I'm really sweating for your father, it's been a few years since I was born, I thought~ eh~"
"A dog can't spit out ivory, don't say it!"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"
"Let go, talk about something else."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
"It takes a lot of effort to deal with you."
"Hey, that's also~Young Master~"
"What, want it again?"
"Ah! You big bastard, do you understand what is called fore|play! Fore|play!"
"You don't like this?"
"Hmm~ um~ I like it~"
……
After touring Jinyu's great rivers and mountains, Wen Chengyue finally couldn't get over Le Lianzhou's stubbornness, and took people to start outbound travel, with the goal - all the way to the south.
"Young Master, you said we'll find a fishing village here to live in. Can you fish for me every day?" I just enjoy the sun and the beach every day, facing the sea and spring flowers blooming.
"Well, besides fish, I can give you something else to eat every day." Wen Chengyue squinted at the people who were lying on their backs and clamoring for some sunbathing. go.
"You're dead! Can't you think about anything else in your mind!?" Le Lianzhou raised his hand and adjusted the angle of the self-made parasol, feeling very comfortable.
"A boat is coming, put on your clothes!"
"Oh, I got it, I got it, she's not a girl with a yellow flower, she's not a girl with a yellow flower, she's got a lot of meat~" The complainer complained, Le Lianzhou didn't dare to slow down, who told his old Gong to be a wife-protecting madman~
"what?"
"Eh, what? Can a fairy daughter come down from the boat?" Le Lianzhou followed Wen Chengyue's gaze, and was immediately dumbfounded. A fairy really came down, but he was not a fairy, but a beautiful boy. Well, there was another one beside him. Handsome guy, um, an acquaintance again.
"I knew it!" Le Lianzhou smashed Wen Chengyue's chest angrily, and I knew that, jumping off a cliff or something, as long as you die without a dead body, you will definitely see someone alive!Yes, the ones who got off the boat were Yan Jiu and Zhang Ci who jumped off the cliff of Jinwu Island and everyone thought they both died in love!
"Want to say hello?"
Le Lianzhou slapped Wen Chengyue on the forehead, "Stupid! If you go up like this, you won't scare people away, so follow up secretly! Write a letter to Zhang Liang as soon as you're sure where they are!"
……
After a long, long time, one day Le Lianzhou woke up and found something was wrong.
The constant temperature and heat source of the big man around him disappeared, and the long hair that was always pressed down while sleeping was also gone. The pillow was soft and fragrant, um, the milky smell of a little kid.Le Lianzhou got up suddenly, milk fragrance?Milky!
The surrounding area was pitch black, and it was hard to see clearly, but why did my hands suddenly become so small?What's the matter with this little fat leg?And this bed, why is it so soft and small, and the fence around it is so ghostly?
"Young Master?"
Uh, what is the purpose of such a soft voice?A fear called something bad happened came to my heart.
"Click", um, the sound of a light switch, and the world is brightened.
"Baby Zhou Zhou had a nightmare?" A beautiful woman in her early thirties came in after pushing the door, followed by a man who was yawning as he tied his nightgown. They were much younger than they remembered.
Le Lianzhou sniffled and burst into tears uncontrollably, "Mom!!! Dad~~~"
Only the person concerned can understand the pain and sorrow of the howling sound. Is he wearing it again?And the progress bar was pushed back to his own bear child era!Le Lianzhou was happy to see his modern parents again, but what about his little master?What about the man who slept with him just a few hours ago?He wants both fish and bear's paw!
No matter how reluctant the little boy Lianzhou was, he was still sent to the long-lost Pure Love Kindergarten the next day.
He didn't say a word all day, just sat down beside the seesaw and dug the soil, just wanted to cry, "Little Lord ~ my little Lord~"
"Are you digging for earthworms?" Suddenly a childish voice came from beside him.
Le Lianzhou looked at the dirt pit in front of him, the corner of his mouth twitched, "I'm digging a pit."
"That's right, dig a hole to catch earthworms." Tong Yinqi strikes up a conversation reluctantly.
"Dig a hole and bury yourself." A certain older child began to poison the little sunflowers of the motherland.
"Are you going into the ground to catch earthworms?"
You little brat, the earthworms provoked you, did they harm your whole family in your previous life, or what?Le Lianzhou was furious, and turned his head viciously, wanting to recognize this brat's face clearly, and then make a detour when he sees it.
Then Le Lianzhou froze, hey, this little kid looks familiar.Big eyes with fluttering long eyelashes, jet-black hair tied in a small braid at the back of the head.So lovely!It turned out to be a little girl!
The distant memory was pulled out bit by bit, no, this is not a little girl!This is the first shame in Lord Zhou's life!Damn, this braid is fake! It's fake!His memory is still fresh!The first confession in his life!
Le Lianzhou decided not to wait any longer, but to take a detour now.He straightened his chubby legs neatly, patted the dirt on his hands, and turned around gracefully.
"Why are you leaving? Don't dig earthworms anymore?" The little boy still refused to let him go, and chased after him, "Hey, don't run away, will you come to dig earthworms in the future? What's your name? My name is Wen Cheng Yue, the prime minister's prime minister, the one that looks like an axe!"
The little chubby leg pulled the handbrake wittily, turned around with an unbelievable face, and scanned the little kid from the beginning to the end several times. The so-called familiarity, so it is!Emma, my heart is about to die, what should I do if I can't take it anymore, why is my man so cute when he was young, why is he making trouble!
The most important thing is, Young Master, you are my first love!
Little Wen Chengyue looked at the little earthworm digger in front of him in a daze and suddenly became idiot|Han rushed towards him, his small face suddenly crumpled up, "Ah, ah, I'm not an earthworm, watch me eat me !"
"Hey hey hey hey, don't run away! Come quickly to Master Zhou's bowl!"
"Hey hey hey hey~~"
"Lianzhou! Lianzhou! What's wrong with you? Wake up!" Wen Chengyue anxiously patted the tender face of the person next to the pillow, and when he woke up, he found that the person next to him was dancing and smiling with his eyes closed. What are you dreaming about?The young master had a dark face, and said that if he heard something he didn't like later, don't blame him for being heartless, shameless and unreasonable.
Le Lianzhou spread his hands on his face like he was slapping a mosquito, and struggled to open his eyes, "Don't make noise!" Master Zhou is catching the little Lord Hou!Huh?The person dangling in front of me is so familiar, focus on focus!
"Xiao Hou, Master?"
"Otherwise, who do you think it is? Huh?" Wen Chengyue's face was clouded.
So I'm wearing it again?Was it just a dream?Le Lianzhou looked at Wen Chengyue, if he shrunk down to a four- or five-year-old appearance, don't tell me, he would really look like the fake girl from memory!
Le Lianzhou didn't think it was just a dream, "So it is!" He and the young master were married in a previous life!
"Young Master, I didn't expect you to be completely different from what you are now~"
Wen Chengyue is baffled, how do you know what I was like when I was a child?But he didn't want to think about such a weird question, so he decided to have a morning exercise first. Seeing this guy smiling lewdly made his stomach full of anger, um, not anger, everyone understands.
"Hey! You beast~" Only Le Lianzhou's sweet complaint remained in the room.
The author has something to say: Thank you dear little angels for accompanying me all the way, "Straight Man" is officially over!sprinkle flowers~~
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The next article will continue to open the ancient story - "Hey!You haven’t bought a ticket yet”, when Lian Zhou’s grandchildren were emperors, well, it’s the story of when Yu Chengqing, who was named by Master Zhou himself, was the emperor~
Have the little angels collected them?
If not, Su Ka will be rolling!
I love you so much! ! ! !Looking forward to seeing you again in the new story!
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