What about the straight guy?
Chapter 060
The door was pushed open, and the owner of the house came back.After Xiao Sa came in, a few servants followed him in, put breakfast on the table, and helped Le Lianzhou wash up.It turned out that the owner of this room was not on weekdays and outsiders were not allowed to come in and out at will. Le Lianzhou was able to sleep here alone, which had already surprised the servants in the courtyard of the boss.
After everyone packed up and went out, Xiao Sa sat down at the table, "Come and eat."
Le Lianzhou has returned to normal. He sat still and said calmly, "Brother Xiao, can we talk?"
Xiao Sa's ears twitched. Every time Le Lianzhou called Big Brother, no matter what his tone was, he could hear him very comfortably. When he was comfortable, his tone would naturally relax, "Let's talk after eating."
Hearing what he said, Le Lianzhou no longer hesitated, he couldn't make things difficult for his stomach, sat down at the table, picked up his chopsticks, "Talk while eating."
Xiao Sa must have eaten, didn't move his chopsticks, just looked at him, "What do you want to say? I won't let you go down the mountain." A few days ago, Le Lianzhou only said the same thing every time he spoke, and his answer was the same. There is only one from the beginning to the end, just don't let it go.
"Then let someone go to Fenglin Inn to see if my guards are still there?"
"Guard?" Xiao Sa raised his eyebrows, more concerned about the relationship between that martial arts man and Le Lianzhou.
"You misunderstood me before. I am from Yongzhou. I was hunted down for some reason. The guards let me dress up as a woman for my safety. Now that I have been missing for so many days without any reason, they must be very worried. If they can't find me, They dare not go back and explain to my father."
This statement sounded good, Xiao Sa's tone was even more gentle, "No way. Your bodyguard Li is very harmful, what should you do if he sent someone out so easily and was found by him?" Think I'm stupid!
Le Lianzhou suddenly put down his chopsticks, and stared at Xiao Sa's eyes without moving. Just when Xiao Sa thought that his sweetheart was about to launch a tearful offensive again, he was stunned for a long time before he could react.
"You really like me that much?"
After a while, Xiao Sa's brains turned sharply, and there was no scum in his tone, "I like it! I really like it! I like it so much that I wish I could lift you up to the sky!"
"Hmph, that sounds nice, what do you think of me?" Le Lianzhou said sarcastically.
"Of course it's not just talk! If I want to be your man, I will naturally treat you as my daughter-in-law. From now on, we will be together forever!" Seizing the opportunity to confess his love, Xiao Sa felt that there was already a victorious villain calling in front of him?
"Daughter-in-law? Even if you want to marry a woman, you still need three matchmakers, six hires and ten miles of red makeup. Why should I refuse the rich clothes and food in Yongzhou, but I want to follow you in this deep mountain and wild ridge to be a thief?"
The word "be a thief" made Xiao Sa feel a little uncomfortable, but Le Lianzhou's words made sense. He wanted him to live with him, but he didn't even get the most basic treatment for marrying a wife. It was really aggrieved.
But isn't this a special case?Jinyu's folk customs are quite open, but it's new to marry a man and go everywhere with lights, festoons, gongs and drums.Besides, he is still a bandit leader, asking him to go to Yongzhou to hire Mr. Le is a fantasy!
Seeing Xiao Sa's embarrassed look, Le Lianzhou sighed exaggeratedly, "I know you have difficulties too, but if you want me to commit myself to you as a man, even if I don't have those common etiquettes, at least let me see your sincerity ?”
There seemed to be tears in his eyes as he said, "I hope there will be no second time for what happened last night. Didn't Brother Xiao hear a word? Even if you get my man, you can't get my heart!" No matter what you say It was so cold in my heart to say this, but Le Lianzhou played the chaste and strong man with sincerity on his face.
"Lianzhou!" Xiao Sa couldn't see Le Lianzhou like this, his heart was trembling, and he wanted to reach out to shake his hand, but he dodged it by wiping his tears, "What do you have to do to trust me? How do you do it?" Does that count as being sincere?"
This is what Le Lianzhou was waiting for. His eyes swept across his face and then went up and finally fixed on the direction of the beam. His eyes suddenly became far-reaching, as if he could see 5000 years from the beam. He said quietly:
"I have heard from seniors who have gone all over the world before that there are three things in this world. If you collect them all, you can realize a wish of the holder. If Brother Xiao really cares about Lianzhou, why not look for these three things?"
Xiao Sa's eyes became serious, "Really? What are they?"
"Legends are the five poisonous scorpions of Yuyuan, the golden crow sky algae, and the seven treasure darts of Cao Cao." Well, the expression on Le Lianzhou's face was very natural, without distortion at all.
"Is Yu Yuan the legendary Yu Yuan? The golden crow sky algae are in the sea, similar to coral? Cao Cao's Seven Treasure Dart sounds like a weapon? Why have I never heard of it? I have never heard of it. Where can I find it? ?" Xiao Sa was stunned.
Le Lianzhou gave the other party a disdainful look, "Brother Xiao doesn't want to look for it, so just say it."
How could Xiao Sa be unwilling, and immediately patted his chest, "Look! I'll go now!" As he said that, he really stood up and wanted to go out. When the door opened, he turned around suddenly, "Lian Zhou, look, these are all legends In case, in case..." If I can't find it, it doesn't mean I'm insincere!
"Brother Xiao, don't worry, Lian Zhou is not an unreasonable person, the most important thing is sincerity." The implication in the words is whether you have tried hard to find it, I will watch, if you are sincere, maybe I will promise to live with you if there is nothing. Maybe.
Only then was Xiao Sa satisfied, and went out cheerfully, planning to discuss it with the second and third family members first, and then release all the children under his command to buy a "betrothal gift" for the eldest family's future wife!
Seeing people walking away, Le Lianzhou lay down on the table with his whole body sore and limp. The skill of fooling people with a serious face is too fucking useless!He racked his brains and only came up with such a plan to delay the attack, and then he will pin his hopes on Wen Chengyue, Le Lianzhou is sure that Wen Chengyue is still looking for him!
Ten days have passed, maybe the young master has already gathered people and is carrying out a carpet search centering on Fenglin Inn!As long as Xiao Sa sends someone out to look for it, it is necessary to ask around. If these three things get to Wen Chengyue, such a smart person will definitely think of him.
When Wen Chengyue tortured Shao Tianyi back then, he should have known the rhetoric of the Yuyuan Five Poisons Sect; they took a trip to Jinwu Island together, not to mention the algae; and Cao Cao, the bodyguards, were all on their own. The "Yuyuan Vocabulary" he mentioned earlier.
Thinking of Lord Hou, Le Lianzhou felt down.How could you have feelings for him!Looking back, the physical contact between Shao Tianyi before and Xiao Sa now made him want to vomit, but why did he feel so natural and comfortable around Wen Chengyue?
But it seems that there is no too close contact with the young master. Well, I take back what I said just now. He doesn't know what his physical reaction will be if he really touches Wen Chengyue. Now he can only be sure that it is absolutely psychological. No problem, even a little bit of anticipation!
The scene of Wen Chengyue changing clothes after being rescued by himself suddenly appeared in the corner of his memory.Uh, if I'm with him, I must be the one below, but the young master seems to be very impressive, is there any possibility of throwing the young master down?
Le Lianzhou suddenly felt sad. He was foolishly thinking about the relationship between the superior and the superior here, but he ignored a crucial issue. The young master is just like himself, straight and straight!
After being troubled for a long time, he comforted himself, even he has a tendency to bend, maybe the young master can do it~ Le Lianzhou thought about it, he developed a different feeling for the young master, it is very likely that he is a virgin It's too long, a bit of an empathetic effect from desperation for a woman.
But people in ancient times matured precociously, getting married and having children at an early age.Wen Chengyue is in his twenties. Although it is said that he is not married yet, he must have had many women. Moreover, not being married does not mean that there are no such discordant existences as maids and concubines.
Aww~ The more Le Lianzhou thinks about it, the more depressed he becomes. If Young Master Hou has rich experience in sex with women, then he is completely incomparable with a 24-year-old virgin like him.In addition, there is actually a little bit of jealousy, even though I know it shouldn't be...
Hey, it's all unrequited love anyway, so let's try to go back to Yongzhou first, maybe after going back, there will be the buff of being a prince, and suddenly there will be a woman's fate, and then I will find that I am still as straight as a Dinghaishenzhen?Then you don't have to worry about the question of whether the young master can bend or not.
So, young master, you must work hard, and you must get my password!
……
Luo Yun was skeptical of the conditions suddenly proposed by Le Lianzhou, but he couldn't figure out anything about the three things that he had never heard of before. Since his boss was willing, it didn't matter if someone asked him.
As a result, all the thieves in the Kuangfeng Village were forced to stop their work, and went out to find the three sacred objects that were said to be crucial to the happy life of the lower body of the head.
As for Wen Chengyue, whom Le Lianzhou had been thinking about, he had gathered his men and started searching around the hinterland of Jingzhou, as he had expected.But speaking of it, the process is also extremely tortuous.
It turned out that Qi Yi hurried to the northeast, trying to intercept Zhao Junlian on the canal, and finally, as Wen Chengyue speculated, he intercepted Zhao Junlian's imperial guards in the canal section of Yuzhou.
It's a pity that Zhao Junlian's side is not peaceful. When Qi Yi arrived, he just happened to catch up with the big ship being attacked. A water ghost pierced through the flat-bottomed boat of the Imperial Guards. The Praetorian Guards fought hand to hand.
When Zhao Junlian came out of Yongzhou, he only brought this team of imperial guards with him, and the rest of his troops were handed over to the East China Sea Garrison when he left Jiangzhou.All the way along the canal was calm, just when he thought that King Ping was not going to make a move, he suddenly found the boat spinning in the middle of the river.
The hole in the bottom of the boat was not big, and the hull was spinning and sinking at an extremely slow speed. This was not a big problem, but the problem was that there were too many killers in ambush, all of whom were well-trained, and his guards accounted for After losing the disadvantage, he was caught off guard again, and soon fell into a disadvantage after the fight started.
The author has something to say: Cheng Yue: Yuyuan five poisonous scorpions, golden crow sky algae, Cao Cao seven treasure darts, hehe, thank you for thinking it out~
Lian Zhou: What's wrong?It works!
Cheng Yue: Mmm, baby is the smartest!The next episode of Old Gong is coming!
After everyone packed up and went out, Xiao Sa sat down at the table, "Come and eat."
Le Lianzhou has returned to normal. He sat still and said calmly, "Brother Xiao, can we talk?"
Xiao Sa's ears twitched. Every time Le Lianzhou called Big Brother, no matter what his tone was, he could hear him very comfortably. When he was comfortable, his tone would naturally relax, "Let's talk after eating."
Hearing what he said, Le Lianzhou no longer hesitated, he couldn't make things difficult for his stomach, sat down at the table, picked up his chopsticks, "Talk while eating."
Xiao Sa must have eaten, didn't move his chopsticks, just looked at him, "What do you want to say? I won't let you go down the mountain." A few days ago, Le Lianzhou only said the same thing every time he spoke, and his answer was the same. There is only one from the beginning to the end, just don't let it go.
"Then let someone go to Fenglin Inn to see if my guards are still there?"
"Guard?" Xiao Sa raised his eyebrows, more concerned about the relationship between that martial arts man and Le Lianzhou.
"You misunderstood me before. I am from Yongzhou. I was hunted down for some reason. The guards let me dress up as a woman for my safety. Now that I have been missing for so many days without any reason, they must be very worried. If they can't find me, They dare not go back and explain to my father."
This statement sounded good, Xiao Sa's tone was even more gentle, "No way. Your bodyguard Li is very harmful, what should you do if he sent someone out so easily and was found by him?" Think I'm stupid!
Le Lianzhou suddenly put down his chopsticks, and stared at Xiao Sa's eyes without moving. Just when Xiao Sa thought that his sweetheart was about to launch a tearful offensive again, he was stunned for a long time before he could react.
"You really like me that much?"
After a while, Xiao Sa's brains turned sharply, and there was no scum in his tone, "I like it! I really like it! I like it so much that I wish I could lift you up to the sky!"
"Hmph, that sounds nice, what do you think of me?" Le Lianzhou said sarcastically.
"Of course it's not just talk! If I want to be your man, I will naturally treat you as my daughter-in-law. From now on, we will be together forever!" Seizing the opportunity to confess his love, Xiao Sa felt that there was already a victorious villain calling in front of him?
"Daughter-in-law? Even if you want to marry a woman, you still need three matchmakers, six hires and ten miles of red makeup. Why should I refuse the rich clothes and food in Yongzhou, but I want to follow you in this deep mountain and wild ridge to be a thief?"
The word "be a thief" made Xiao Sa feel a little uncomfortable, but Le Lianzhou's words made sense. He wanted him to live with him, but he didn't even get the most basic treatment for marrying a wife. It was really aggrieved.
But isn't this a special case?Jinyu's folk customs are quite open, but it's new to marry a man and go everywhere with lights, festoons, gongs and drums.Besides, he is still a bandit leader, asking him to go to Yongzhou to hire Mr. Le is a fantasy!
Seeing Xiao Sa's embarrassed look, Le Lianzhou sighed exaggeratedly, "I know you have difficulties too, but if you want me to commit myself to you as a man, even if I don't have those common etiquettes, at least let me see your sincerity ?”
There seemed to be tears in his eyes as he said, "I hope there will be no second time for what happened last night. Didn't Brother Xiao hear a word? Even if you get my man, you can't get my heart!" No matter what you say It was so cold in my heart to say this, but Le Lianzhou played the chaste and strong man with sincerity on his face.
"Lianzhou!" Xiao Sa couldn't see Le Lianzhou like this, his heart was trembling, and he wanted to reach out to shake his hand, but he dodged it by wiping his tears, "What do you have to do to trust me? How do you do it?" Does that count as being sincere?"
This is what Le Lianzhou was waiting for. His eyes swept across his face and then went up and finally fixed on the direction of the beam. His eyes suddenly became far-reaching, as if he could see 5000 years from the beam. He said quietly:
"I have heard from seniors who have gone all over the world before that there are three things in this world. If you collect them all, you can realize a wish of the holder. If Brother Xiao really cares about Lianzhou, why not look for these three things?"
Xiao Sa's eyes became serious, "Really? What are they?"
"Legends are the five poisonous scorpions of Yuyuan, the golden crow sky algae, and the seven treasure darts of Cao Cao." Well, the expression on Le Lianzhou's face was very natural, without distortion at all.
"Is Yu Yuan the legendary Yu Yuan? The golden crow sky algae are in the sea, similar to coral? Cao Cao's Seven Treasure Dart sounds like a weapon? Why have I never heard of it? I have never heard of it. Where can I find it? ?" Xiao Sa was stunned.
Le Lianzhou gave the other party a disdainful look, "Brother Xiao doesn't want to look for it, so just say it."
How could Xiao Sa be unwilling, and immediately patted his chest, "Look! I'll go now!" As he said that, he really stood up and wanted to go out. When the door opened, he turned around suddenly, "Lian Zhou, look, these are all legends In case, in case..." If I can't find it, it doesn't mean I'm insincere!
"Brother Xiao, don't worry, Lian Zhou is not an unreasonable person, the most important thing is sincerity." The implication in the words is whether you have tried hard to find it, I will watch, if you are sincere, maybe I will promise to live with you if there is nothing. Maybe.
Only then was Xiao Sa satisfied, and went out cheerfully, planning to discuss it with the second and third family members first, and then release all the children under his command to buy a "betrothal gift" for the eldest family's future wife!
Seeing people walking away, Le Lianzhou lay down on the table with his whole body sore and limp. The skill of fooling people with a serious face is too fucking useless!He racked his brains and only came up with such a plan to delay the attack, and then he will pin his hopes on Wen Chengyue, Le Lianzhou is sure that Wen Chengyue is still looking for him!
Ten days have passed, maybe the young master has already gathered people and is carrying out a carpet search centering on Fenglin Inn!As long as Xiao Sa sends someone out to look for it, it is necessary to ask around. If these three things get to Wen Chengyue, such a smart person will definitely think of him.
When Wen Chengyue tortured Shao Tianyi back then, he should have known the rhetoric of the Yuyuan Five Poisons Sect; they took a trip to Jinwu Island together, not to mention the algae; and Cao Cao, the bodyguards, were all on their own. The "Yuyuan Vocabulary" he mentioned earlier.
Thinking of Lord Hou, Le Lianzhou felt down.How could you have feelings for him!Looking back, the physical contact between Shao Tianyi before and Xiao Sa now made him want to vomit, but why did he feel so natural and comfortable around Wen Chengyue?
But it seems that there is no too close contact with the young master. Well, I take back what I said just now. He doesn't know what his physical reaction will be if he really touches Wen Chengyue. Now he can only be sure that it is absolutely psychological. No problem, even a little bit of anticipation!
The scene of Wen Chengyue changing clothes after being rescued by himself suddenly appeared in the corner of his memory.Uh, if I'm with him, I must be the one below, but the young master seems to be very impressive, is there any possibility of throwing the young master down?
Le Lianzhou suddenly felt sad. He was foolishly thinking about the relationship between the superior and the superior here, but he ignored a crucial issue. The young master is just like himself, straight and straight!
After being troubled for a long time, he comforted himself, even he has a tendency to bend, maybe the young master can do it~ Le Lianzhou thought about it, he developed a different feeling for the young master, it is very likely that he is a virgin It's too long, a bit of an empathetic effect from desperation for a woman.
But people in ancient times matured precociously, getting married and having children at an early age.Wen Chengyue is in his twenties. Although it is said that he is not married yet, he must have had many women. Moreover, not being married does not mean that there are no such discordant existences as maids and concubines.
Aww~ The more Le Lianzhou thinks about it, the more depressed he becomes. If Young Master Hou has rich experience in sex with women, then he is completely incomparable with a 24-year-old virgin like him.In addition, there is actually a little bit of jealousy, even though I know it shouldn't be...
Hey, it's all unrequited love anyway, so let's try to go back to Yongzhou first, maybe after going back, there will be the buff of being a prince, and suddenly there will be a woman's fate, and then I will find that I am still as straight as a Dinghaishenzhen?Then you don't have to worry about the question of whether the young master can bend or not.
So, young master, you must work hard, and you must get my password!
……
Luo Yun was skeptical of the conditions suddenly proposed by Le Lianzhou, but he couldn't figure out anything about the three things that he had never heard of before. Since his boss was willing, it didn't matter if someone asked him.
As a result, all the thieves in the Kuangfeng Village were forced to stop their work, and went out to find the three sacred objects that were said to be crucial to the happy life of the lower body of the head.
As for Wen Chengyue, whom Le Lianzhou had been thinking about, he had gathered his men and started searching around the hinterland of Jingzhou, as he had expected.But speaking of it, the process is also extremely tortuous.
It turned out that Qi Yi hurried to the northeast, trying to intercept Zhao Junlian on the canal, and finally, as Wen Chengyue speculated, he intercepted Zhao Junlian's imperial guards in the canal section of Yuzhou.
It's a pity that Zhao Junlian's side is not peaceful. When Qi Yi arrived, he just happened to catch up with the big ship being attacked. A water ghost pierced through the flat-bottomed boat of the Imperial Guards. The Praetorian Guards fought hand to hand.
When Zhao Junlian came out of Yongzhou, he only brought this team of imperial guards with him, and the rest of his troops were handed over to the East China Sea Garrison when he left Jiangzhou.All the way along the canal was calm, just when he thought that King Ping was not going to make a move, he suddenly found the boat spinning in the middle of the river.
The hole in the bottom of the boat was not big, and the hull was spinning and sinking at an extremely slow speed. This was not a big problem, but the problem was that there were too many killers in ambush, all of whom were well-trained, and his guards accounted for After losing the disadvantage, he was caught off guard again, and soon fell into a disadvantage after the fight started.
The author has something to say: Cheng Yue: Yuyuan five poisonous scorpions, golden crow sky algae, Cao Cao seven treasure darts, hehe, thank you for thinking it out~
Lian Zhou: What's wrong?It works!
Cheng Yue: Mmm, baby is the smartest!The next episode of Old Gong is coming!
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