What about the straight guy?

Luo Yun and Tong Xiaoyang looked at each other and saw the same question in each other's eyes - what kind of accident can hurt the tongue?

"That's a long story. If the virtuous couple want to hear it, I'm certainly willing to tell you about it. But if Boss Xiao's injury isn't treated in time, he might be left with a hidden illness in the future!" Le Lianzhou arched his hands, his face full Sincere, but it would have been nice if it hadn't been for the hair down and the calico dress.

The couple were horrified - how did he know what we were thinking!

"The virtuous couple don't worry about this unimportant issue." Le Lianzhou said that he was very troubled, why is his subordinate so unreliable, shouldn't he be concerned about the boss's injury at this time?

Thinking about it, he unconsciously went to look at Brother Xiaosa, and happened to collide with the other person's eyes, and then accurately captured the sadness in the other person's eyes.

In the end, it was Luo Yun who made the final decision and brought back the boss and the womanizer who suddenly appeared, and sat down and talked slowly if he had something to say!

While Luo Yun was checking Boss Xiao's injuries, Le Lianzhou followed Tong Xiaoyang to the back and changed the skirt.With her hair tied up, Le Lianzhou, who had put back on her neat men's clothes, firmly attracted the attention of the two people in the hall as soon as she came out.

Tong Xiaoyang was the first to express his dissatisfaction. He walked up and hugged his wife's head and abruptly turned his gaze away from Hong Guoguo, "What's so interesting! Can't you see enough of your husband?"

And Brother Xiaosa, who was unstopped, was extraordinarily unscrupulous, and Le Lianzhou felt like he was a piece of delicious braised pork, ah!Go fuck the braised pork, Mr. Zhou already has a psychological shadow on the braised pork!

"The three masters," Kung Fu Le Lianzhou, who just changed his clothes, already knew the general situation of the cottage from Tong Xiaoyang, "Little brother Le Lianzhou, the sudden visit is really annoying~" First position yourself above the guests and occupy the moral high ground.

"Acquaintance is fate. Lian Zhou is very happy to have such a fate with you. But to tell everyone, my brother and his family are waiting at the Fenglin Inn. I haven't returned for a long time. I'm afraid my family will worry." After speaking, he gave a long bow, "Lian Zhou I'm new here and don't know the direction, can I trouble the head of the family to send a brother to take the younger brother down the mountain to reunite with his family?"

Luo Yun and Tong Xiaoyang were not idiots, no matter how ambiguous Le Lianzhou's words were, they could tell there was something in them.

If you think about it carefully, you can roughly restore the whole story. The boss who didn’t live up to his expectations must have seen him while drinking at the Fenglin Inn. I don’t know what medicine he took wrong and he forcibly took him away. He must want to do it again on the way back. Something inappropriate for children was bitten off the tongue.

Brother Xiao Sa also felt aggrieved when he received the disdainful looks from his subordinates.He never thought that he would fall in love with this ever-changing girl once in a while on a whim.

At first, the coquettish woman|wife at the door of the inn, then the quiet girl I saw from the window, the beautiful boy who was terrified when he was kidnapped, the fierce little wild cat when he was kissed by force, the cute and pitiful little white rabbit when he had nowhere to escape, after finding a way out The clever ghost spirit, and now the bloodless soldiers with iron teeth and copper teeth!

In fact, Xiao Sa is really not a shameless flower picker. He usually pays attention to consensuality when he is lustful, and never forces others.

The glimpse at the entrance of the inn today made the head of the house, who hadn't touched meat for a long time, a little bit excited, but he didn't want to do anything at first.It just so happened that someone was making trouble in the inn, and even the people around the little lady on the second floor came out to join in the fun, so they were obsessed with itching to see what the coquettish little lady looked like under the hood.

Leaning quietly at the window, he saw a beautiful silhouette who was somewhat heroic but also like a fairy, and Xiao Sagui walked in through the window uncontrollably like his upper body.But I regretted it after I went in. The girl was fighting in the corridor outside and might come back at any time.

At this time, the little lady stood up suddenly and wanted to close the window, and it was okay if the way out was blocked!Xiao Sa conveniently used the scabbard to hold the opponent's back, but he didn't think that this was another wrong move, because the little lady suddenly screamed.

Fortunately, I covered my mouth with my hand in time, but the voice that leaked just now is definitely not a woman!He wrapped his arms around the opponent, um, his figure was wrong, it turned out to be a man!Going up to look at the side face, hey, what kind of crime is this, why is the man so good-looking.

Up until this time, Xiao Sa had never thought of taking people away, but martial arts practitioners have excellent hearing, and it was obvious that the fighting outside had ended, and the men's men were about to return. In desperation, Xiao Sa was obsessed again, and hugged people directly. Run, you can't stop once you run.

Xiao Sa couldn't help but refute until the person in his arms misunderstood that he was with those idiots in the inn for the purpose of kidnapping him.Holding the beauty in his arms, when he was distracted, he couldn't help swearing some dirty words to get addicted, but he didn't expect it, but it seemed to scare people.

Xiao Sa hurriedly found a big tree to stop to check the beauty's condition, and then the moonlight raised her face, well, if you don't look at it, it's love at first sight.It turns out that the beauty looks like this, but she doesn't look like a woman at all. Good-looking is good-looking, but she definitely looks like a man.

I really don't understand why his lover is willing to let such a beautiful person dress up as a woman. Does that man have any special hobbies?Thinking of how the beauty suffered all the humiliation with that man, Xiao Sa's heart ached, and he decided to make a move!

In the past, the people Xiao Sa had a crush on couldn't help but fall under his leather boots with his mature charm, but no one had ever made Boss Xiao have the urge to want to be with each other forever.

The beauty obediently told herself that her name was Le Lianzhou, it sounds so nice!Letting the beauty leave the man who doesn't know how to pity and cherish jade and follow him, the beauty also acquiesced infinitely shyly.Xiao Sa thought it was time for a kiss to confirm his love, but he was bitten!Bite!Bite!

At that moment, Xiao Sa was so angry that he felt as if he was going to be mad, he hugged him tightly, and there was only one thought in his mind, no matter what, take him home first.After finally seeing someone I really like, I can't just send it back like this.

So the old man who was so stubborn that he couldn't hold it back did the shameful act of robbing civilian men for the first time...

When Xiao Sa was coerced by his own subordinates to forcefully use his tongue, which barely stopped the bleeding after taking the medicine, but was still in severe pain, to narrate "Boss Xiao's version of Horror in the Moon Night", the hall was silent for a long time.

Le Lianzhou: So I blamed him wrongly, he is not a flower picker, everything is because of love!However, I still have to seriously refuse!

Luo Yun: Boss Xiao, I blamed you wrongly. I never expected to find true love at such an age. I wish you the best of luck!

Tong Xiaoyang: Ma'am, please don't ignore the indisputable fact that the person involved was forcibly taken up the mountain~ The future of this relationship between the bosses is bleak!

Xiao Sa: I don't care, people have already been brought back anyway, don't let me let them go!

Just when Le Lianzhou thought everyone was going to be so embarrassed until dawn, Luo Yun suddenly got up calmly, pulled Le Lianzhou up, and told him as he walked, "It's getting late, go to bed first, what's the matter?" Let’s talk tomorrow. I’ll send Lianzhou to the guest room, my husband, and take the boss back to his room to rest!”

"But..." Le Lianzhou wanted to say, but there are still people waiting for me at the inn.

"It's not easy to walk on the mountain road so late. If we want to go, we have to wait until dawn." Luo Yun interrupted neatly, half-dragged and half-dragged him to the room, and ordered his servants to take good care of him. He clapped his hands and turned to leave.

Le Lianzhou had nothing to do with a strong woman, and finally he had no choice but to swallow the phrase "Your boss took her up the mountain with ease just now."The attitude of the other party is very obvious, he just wants to help his boss, what he said is useless, unless he has the ability to break through the bandits and defeat one, two or three bosses and run down the mountain by himself.

Why doesn't he know martial arts?When will you come, young master who knows martial arts?Le Lianzhou found that he missed Wen Chengyue very much at this very moment, and missed him very much.

At that time, when I thought I was about to lose my chrysanthemum, what I was thinking about was also the young master.What did you think at that time?If he wanted to be oppressed by a strange man, he might as well die, so what if it wasn't a strange man?Not just any man but Wen Chengyue?

It is said that what comes out at the moment of life and death are the most real thoughts in his subconscious mind, Le Lianzhou thought in horror, so in his subconscious mind, he actually does not reject being suppressed by Wen Chengyue?When did he evolve from only liking women directly to being able to accept being oppressed by men?

The fact of being under house arrest by bandits suddenly became so insignificant, and Le Lianzhou's soul was undergoing a cleansing from the inside out.

Soul Boat: Please do multiple choice questions.

Women and men - women!

The Woman and the Young Lord——The Young Lord~

Soul Boat: So the conclusion is...

wait!The question itself is not rigorous, try again!

Soul Boat: Please choose the one you want to spend the rest of your life with from the following characters.Shao Tianyi, Zhang Liang, Wen Chengyue, Fu Tan, Xing Tianqing, Xiao Sa, Yan Jiu, Tong Xiaoyang, Zhao Junlian, Yan Jin, please choose.

Of course it's Wen Chengyue!But why the options are all men!And it seems that there are many strange characters mixed in!No, start over!

Soul Boat: The options are added as follows, Xing Xiaozhu, Yun Yan, Luo Yun, Zhang Ci, the woman in the inn, other women, please choose.

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First of all, why was Zhang Ci mixed into this batch of options?Secondly, what happened to the woman in the inn?Finally, who are the other women?Can people who don't know each other spend the rest of their lives together? What's your logic?What about your IQ?Was it eaten by the boss?Aw, I remember the sad thing again, my first kiss~ 嘤嘤~

Soul Boat: That doesn't count, you're just defending yourself plus taking the initiative to attack.Rest assured, the first kiss is still there, so, who do you want to dedicate the first kiss to?

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Soul Boat: Speak out!Who was that person that popped into your mind just now?

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Soul Boat: Is it the same person you want to be crushed by him?

I don't want to be suppressed by Wen Chengyue!

Soul Boat: Oh, I want to dedicate my first kiss to Wen Chengyue.

cunning!mean!Shameless!

Soul Boat: I am you, and you are me. (~stand up~)

Hey, but I think I still like women.

Soul Boat: There is no contradiction between liking Wen Chengyue and liking women.

Well, it's just that the person I like happens to be a male...Emma, ​​why did you suddenly become so literary after becoming gay?

Soul Boat: Sudden Self~

The author has something to say: Lian Zhou: Huh!This soul boat is actually an undercover agent sent by you!

Cheng Yue: Oh, it turns out that I have already entered into you deeply at that time~

Su Ka: Huh?

Cheng Yue: Mom, don't interrupt, it has penetrated deeply into your heart! ! ! !