What about the straight guy?

Just when Qi Yi was about to pull Qiao Guan to knock on the door of the boss's room to ask what to do, someone in the scuffle below soared up to the second-floor corridor and hit Qiao Guan right on his body.This is all right, the people who catch up below, no matter whether you are directly involved in the group fight or watching melon seeds on the sidelines, you will treat them equally regardless of indiscriminate.

Seeing Qiao Guan being beaten, Qi Yi couldn't stay still, he drew his sword to help with a loud roar, and was forced to be involved in the melee.

So Le Lianzhou, who was in the room with sharp ears, keenly recognized the familiar smell from the roar just now, "It seems to be Qi Yi! If you don't go and have a look, they are all here!"

Wen Chengyue had sharp eyes and ears, and was very familiar with his subordinate's voice. He grabbed his sword and opened the door to go out after a moment of deliberation. Seeing Le Lianzhou following him, he immediately nailed him back to his seat with a sharp and menacing gaze.

"You are not allowed to come out, close the door and wait honestly!"

"But……"

"Be obedient!" After speaking, he opened and closed the door at lightning speed in one go.

Le Lianzhou pouted and stared at the door angrily, "Spirited!"

After a while, he flinched and lay back on the table, with a shrill voice, imitating Liu Yuexue's Beijing opera singing, "Why~ It's snowing all over the sky in June~ It's just because there is so much excitement, so I can't watch~"

The word "Look" was still lingering for three days. Le Lianzhou suddenly felt a cool wind blowing around him. You must know that the wind in the mountains is cold at night. This blow made him shiver. He thought, the windows are not open what?Turn around and look, well, who opened the window?

I got up and was about to close the window, but my footsteps froze suddenly, something hard and icy was pressing against my lower back!If this was a modern spy movie, Le Lianzhou would have thought that what was facing him was a black muzzle, but he traveled to ancient times!

No way?Outside the window is the pitch-black forest, the empty room, if there is no air-conditioning, could it be...

"Ghost!!!!" Le Lianzhou was most afraid of Piao Piao in his life, and he couldn't control his thoughts any longer. He screamed and was about to run out the door, but someone stretched out his hand to cover his mouth, and put a ring around his waist. Only a warm arm.

people?hot?

"Huh? Is it a man?"

I can still talk!Huh~ It turns out that it's not a ghost, that's fine, as long as it's not a ghost, everything is easy to talk about.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~"

My dear friend obviously didn't have a built-in translation function. He glanced at the caught little rabbit and was still talking to himself, "Tsk, he looks so good-looking, and a man can do the job." After speaking, he seemed to glance at the door again. The movement is still like beating gongs and drums.

So my dear friend ignored the struggle of the man in his arms, and tightened his grip on the "petite" man with a strong force, rushed to the window in a few steps, and flew out with him in a "swoosh".

As the saying goes, there is no harm without comparison. Le Lianzhou found that he was also hugged and played high and high. It was very comfortable to be hugged by Wen Chengyue. The young master seemed to know where to put his hands and where to exert strength to be hugged. Only people will be comfortable, but now this dear friend, tsk tsk, don't mention it, he is completely treated as a sack!

Coming out of the window is the mountain forest behind the inn, and there are only the sounds of living things grazing in the stables below. Seeing that I have left the unstable area, I finally let go of the music in order to go up and down more freely. Lian Zhouzui's hand.

"My dear friend! We have something to talk about!" Shi Le Lianzhou immediately used his mouth flexibly.

It's a pity that my dear friend ignored him and stepped on the branches with his toes from time to time to borrow strength. In a blink of an eye, the light source of the inn has become farther and farther away and smaller.

"Brother, don't just run away by yourself! My companion is very skilled, so if you run away like this, none of your accomplices in the lobby will survive!" Le Lianzhou subconsciously thought that this was his brother Those who came to deal with him, the fights in the lobby were all about slapping the tiger away from the mountain.

My dear brother seems to be quite satisfied with the title of big brother, and finally he is willing to show his face and open his mouth, "Who is with those bums? Hmph, I used to only accept murder business, although now I have quit, but I will not It’s not enough to bring so many people to snatch a woman!”

As he spoke, he made a fuss, "It's so fucking stupid to make such a big battle!"

Le Lianzhou was dumbfounded, would you be ashamed to grab a man?Wait, just now I thought I saw a ghost and was scared out of my wits, but now that I think about it, what did this guy say?Yes, he said, [huh?Is it a man? ] In other words, he was not sent by his imperial brothers!

"Brother, did you arrest the wrong person?" Le Lianzhou said weakly against the cold wind blowing directly into his eyes, nose and mouth.

"Of course not!" The man was extremely confident, "How can I catch the wrong person by taking action?"

Le Lianzhou doesn't believe it, can a man be caught as a woman?

As if feeling the disdain emanating from the little white rabbit from the inside out, the man groaned and explained reluctantly, "I didn't intend to arrest anyone in the first place, so why did you catch the wrong one?" Tighter, strangled the little white rabbit so that he screamed until he was satisfied.

Le Lianzhou fell, and he seemed to understand that this eldest brother must have caught a glimpse of his coquettish appearance when he entered the inn, and he has been on his mind since then, until he fought in the lobby and saw him in the room Li placed an order, and by the way, naturally transitioned from a killer who washes his hands with a golden basin to a flower picker?

As a result, the flowers were not picked, and it was found that a grass was picked?Later, he felt that his grass looked good, so he decided to take the grass away with his plan. Is it better than nothing?

Just when Le Lianzhou was gnashing his teeth for his weird brain hole, the thief opened his mouth to stamp his conjecture, "I came here when I heard that there is good wine here when I have nothing to do. Met a coquette like you, hey, you're actually a male fox~"

Le Lianzhou wanted to cry, why did he meet such a vulgar guy?Now I don't know whether to blame him for not changing his will to watch the excitement or whether to blame Wen Chengyue for not taking him out to watch the excitement.

If the young master killed the Quartet and came back to find that he was gone, would he still come to save him?Well, it will definitely, the sea has jumped, it’s not too bad, isn’t it?But does he know where to find someone?When encountering such a flower picker who doesn't play cards according to common sense, the ghost knows where he is going to be taken without any clues!God, are you changing your tricks to abuse Lao Tzu to the end?

Le Lianzhou was very quiet after that, silently recalling what he had done in his previous life to anger people.

The flower picker found that the little white rabbit in his arms had stopped jumping, so he stopped and walked quickly on a big tree, pinched his chin and raised Le Lianzhou's face, squinting his eyes suspiciously for a closer look.

Only then did the two really see each other clearly.

The little white rabbit was so coquettish in the lobby before, but in fact, his face was very clean, beautiful and tender, but it was handsome as a young man, biting his lower lip with his teeth slightly, with a stubborn and wronged look, the flower picker is not happy. Consciously see into God.

However, the bearded and fleshy face that Le Lianzhou imagined did not appear. On the contrary, the Flower Picker has a handsome face. The eyebrows are turned to be very attractive as a mature man. The lips are full and the nose is hooked. Not young, probably in his thirties, in modern times, he is the style of an uncle who is popular with everyone!

What a waste of money!The two of them thought about it at the same time.

She looks so good, yet she is dressed up as a coquettish girl and is banned in the circle|sex——Thinks like this uncle who is a heartthrob.

Such a good-looking beauty must not be able to resist jumping up and become a flower picker——Little White Rabbit Lianzhou thought so.

"Ahem~" Le Lianzhou would definitely not be the first to break the embarrassing atmosphere. The heartthrob uncle cleared his throat, "What's your name?"

?Why did the painting style change?The flower picker still needs to have an in-depth communication with Huahua before picking flowers?Le Lianzhou only became dull for three seconds before he immediately realized that this was a good opportunity to turn the situation around!

"Le Lianzhou!" Blinking, "What's your brother's name?"

The flower picker blushed strangely, "Xiao Sa."

What the hell?Chic?Your parents really know the name.Le Lianzhou was about to turn on the taunt mode when he couldn't help it, but the other party took the lead.Xiao Sa started to pinch his chin with his hands, and suddenly stared at the little white rabbit's bright eyes with affection, "Forget about the man before, follow me, I will love you well."

This, this sudden confession is so scary!If it wasn't limited by the conditions, Le Lianzhou would definitely grab the other person's shoulders and shake them vigorously, brother Xiaosha, don't forget that you are a flower picker, and pretending to be affectionate and sincere is not suitable for you!

Xiao Sa took the little white rabbit's dumbfounded silence as tacit consent, and happily lowered his head to leave a deep and memorable kiss for his newly begged daughter-in-law.

Facing the suddenly enlarged face, Le Lianzhou's hair stood on end, but his waist was clamped and the back of his head was clasped. His hands couldn't push away the adult man's generous chest no matter what, and he was caught off guard and kissed on the mouth.

But it was only a short tenth of a second, because this time Le Lianzhou didn't vomit directly, but armed his sharp teeth with endless nausea, and instantly transformed into a little white rabbit with steel teeth.That sudden bite was so real that Le Lianzhou was suddenly a little worried that he might bite off the person's tongue directly.

So this kiss really has an endless aftertaste, does the smell of blood in your mouth count? ?Xiao Sa didn't expect that there would be people who would reject his tenderness offensive. This time, he was bitten angrily and painfully, and his brows were furrowed into thousands of furrows.

Brother Xiao Sa, who was originally affectionate, now only had a vicious expression on his face. He spat a mouthful of blood under the tree, tightened his grip again, and jumped deeper into the mountain without saying a word.

Le Lianzhou is really afraid now, it's over, he has provoked Lord Yan, why is he so impulsive, isn't it just a kiss, just treat it as being bitten by a dog, this pissed him off, I don't know how to accept it Will it be eighteen levels of hell or eighteen levels of hell that will wait for me when I come down?

After thinking about it, Le Lianzhou thought of the famous saying, life is like rape, since you can't resist, why not enjoy it?

There are also warnings to girls that are often seen in the news. When encountering criminals with great disparity in strength, do not resist desperately. Trying to communicate with the other party is really impossible to hide. Wear a condom if you can. |Abusiveness becomes gentle and cooperative|Apocryphal, survival is the first priority.

However, although he is a man, he doesn't have the helplessness of a girl, but to be crushed by a strange man like this, Le Lianzhou looks at the sky at a 45-degree angle, tears streaming down his face, and the sorrow flows into the sea, the concubine can't do it!

The author has something to say: Lian Zhou: There is no harm without comparison~

Cheng Yue: I tell you to show off, look, you will definitely provoke some crazy bees and butterflies!

Lian Zhou: Old Gong is the best!

Cheng Yue: Be smart, Lao Gong will rescue you soon!