What about the straight guy?

While Le Lianzhou was leaning against the bed, meditating and waiting for the maid to bring in water, Mother Rong was already smoking in the biggest box of Ziyan Pavilion, very angry!

Mother Rong was originally greeting the guests, but suddenly she saw Zhang Da, who was guarding the door in Mr. Shao's box, rushing over, and whispered in her ear that Mr. Shao had an emergency and was taken away by the servants of the Shao family.Immediately startled and frightened, it was a good "happy day", en|The customer fell ill before finishing his business and was taken home. Demolished!

Unexpectedly, when he led the people to the box, he uncovered the big red quilt, and there were two people lying on the ground with their hands and feet tied up. The "Jade Girl" was still there, but the "Golden Boy" turned into a horror. who is this? !

Before Yunyan pulled out her eyes and cried like a rabbit, Mama Rong already knew what happened, "That brat who killed a thousand knives!" People should not be left behind!

It's all right now, that brat was so cowardly that he not only ran away by himself, but also dragged Mr. Shao into the water. Mother Rong didn't have the guts to go to Shao's mansion to ask for someone, and she had to honestly send that guy back in the morning. .This time I really shot myself in the foot, I just hope I don't offend Young Master Shao too much.

Back to Shao Tianyi's courtyard, the maid said that she really didn't keep Le Lianzhou waiting for long, and the two put down a set of washing utensils and retreated obediently.

Le Lianzhou was not so kind as to wait for Shao to tidy up and wipe himself. Seeing that there was hot water, he washed his face before talking. He wiped off the makeup on his face indiscriminately before, but now he still feels tired and flustered.

After tidying himself up, checking that the doors and windows were locked from the inside, Le Lianzhou walked to the bedside with the already cold water basin in his hand.

It is said in martial arts novels that if you are hit by aphrodisiacs, if you don't let it out, you will be in a hurry, and your life may not be saved. Shao Tianyi is of great use, and for the time being, he has to control his life.Le Lianzhou stared at that place for a long time, and sighed silently. He didn't expect that one day he would personally help someone fly an airplane.

With a look of disgust, he peeled off the hem of Shao Tianyi's clothes, wrapped his hands several layers with a cloth towel for wiping his face, soaked them in cold water, and held the thing hard through his underwear, hoping to achieve the purpose of cooling down quickly.

It is estimated that Shao Tianyi is about to explode with heat. Not only did he not shiver when covered by the cold water, but he even let out a long and comfortable sigh in a daze.

"It's so cool to you!" Le Lianzhou gritted his teeth, thinking that he was a stray dog ​​on the side of the road. He, a good-natured young man, acted bravely and sacrificed a handful of Wuzhi girls.While moving, he was still aggrieved, he had never used this right hand himself!

After Shao Tianyi was drunk, he was poisoned by Rong's mother's treasured secret medicine, and with all kinds of bumps and tosses all night, it was probably at the end of his battle. Le Lianzhou didn't move for long, and the man who was lying there groaned to the sky.

Le Lianzhou spat inwardly. Although there was no dirt on his hands through several layers of cloth, he plunged into the basin and scrubbed them repeatedly with soap.Of course, this kind of beep~ dog mood cannot be washed away by scrubbing.

He patted his clothes again, and saw that the blush on Shao's face had finally subsided. He thought there was no problem with his health, and it was time to get down to business.Le Lianzhou held the cloth towel with two fingers, soaked it in the water basin, lifted it up and covered Shao Tianyi's face.

The water is ice-cold, mixed with soap bubbles, and when the head is covered and the face is covered, breathing is hindered first, and the sleeping person cannot stop the cold water from pouring into the nasal cavity and into the throat with the breathing.

"Three, two,..." Before Le Lianzhou could finish his voice, there was an earth-shattering cough on the bedside.

About half of Shao Tianyi was awakened by the cold water, and half by choking. With the movement of coughing, his upper body stiffened, and after a long while, it finally subsided. Just shout, "Water~"

Le Lianzhou didn't hesitate to move his legs, turned around and poured a cup of cold tea on the table in the room, and handed it over respectfully.

As soon as Shao Tianyi snatched it, he drank it sullenly. He moved too quickly and coughed again. Le Lianzhou felt lung pain when he watched it.

After the tea moistened his heart and lungs, the dazed Mr. Shao finally realized belatedly, isn't this his own bedroom?He looked sideways at the person leaning against the bed with his arms crossed, staring straight at him in servant clothes.

"..." This person looks familiar!

Shao Tianyi's originally red and swollen eyes widened, "You! Zitong? Why are you here?" After asking, his mind was probably a bit fragmented, and his eyes were empty for a moment, "Why am I here!"

Looking back, the last image I remember clearly is drinking a cup of wine with Zitong, hugging left and right, walking to the bed, what happened after that?It's vaguely like hugging a beauty, hot for a while and cool for a while, and finally there is a sense of extreme pleasure that I have never experienced before.

In the blink of an eye, several strangely shaped nerves in Mr. Shao's brain miraculously connected, and he felt that he had grasped the truth!The look in Le Lianzhou's eyes changed rapidly, and finally stopped at the one that mixed pity and affection.

Le Lianzhou shuddered at the inexplicable look in his eyes, and impatiently broke Young Master Shao's whimsical thoughts, "I'm not Zitong."

Shao Tianyi continued to show his abnormal nerves, "Zitong, don't worry, I will treat you well! But, where is Yunyan? Why are you wearing Xiao Zhazi's clothes, and you sent me back?"

At this time, I was still thinking about "Jade Girl", Le Lianzhou snorted, "My surname is Shao, listen carefully, I must be a purple boy and golden boy, my name is Le Lianzhou, No. 90 of the Five Poison Sect The eldest disciple passed down from eight generations, he was born and practiced, was accidentally framed by a hostile sect, lost all his martial arts, was seriously injured and fell into a coma, and was kidnapped by the old broker of Ziyan Pavilion to replace the little Zitong who had already escaped..."

After talking a lot in one breath, Le Lianzhou stopped to swallow, and found that the person sitting on the bed was staring at him blankly.

"What is the Five Poisons Sect?"

Ha, you haven't heard of it, right? Of course you ancient humans have never heard of the sect in Jin Daxia's novels!In Shao Tianyi's eyes, Le Lianzhou's self-confidence is boundless elegance, full of pride and pride in his own school and honor. He never thought that men don't have to be like those immature taverns to be good-looking!

"You bumpkin, haven't you even heard of the Five Poisons Sacred Religion?" Your nose almost went up to the sky, "My teaching altar is on the west side~"

Le Lianzhou dragged his voice while trying to install the Five Poisons Sect somewhere in the west, but Shao Tianyi interrupted, "But Tianzhu in the Western Regions?"

Shao Tianyi's eyes changed when he mentioned Tianzhu, revealing a faint yearning.Le Lianzhou snorted, thinking, Tianzhu is where Boss Tang went, and he didn't want to hook up with the monk.Thinking again, it turns out that there is Tianzhu in this world, this Shao bumpkin looks fascinated, tsk...

"What is Tianzhu, I teach the altar to be further west!"

Sure enough, Shao Tianyi showed a look of astonishment, and his voice trembled, "Is it difficult, is it in Yuyuan, the far western land?!"

Yu Yuan?I haven't heard of it, but I look very advanced, "Yes! It's Yu Yuan, you still have some knowledge." Le Lianzhou stepped on the edge of the bed and approached Shao Tianyi, "Although my martial arts are gone, the Five Poisons Sacred Religion What do you think you eat it for, huh?"

Because of Le Lianzhou's sudden closeness, Shao Tianyi admired his white porcelain muscles from a close distance, and his mind fluttered slightly, "Poison!"

"Yes! You press the finger under the right rib." Le Lianzhou spoke more and more smoothly.

However, when he saw the surnamed Shao touching his body with trembling hands, he almost got angry, and slapped the salty pig's hand away, "Say yourself!"

Shao Tianyi shivered from the sudden roar, quickly withdrew his hands, groped for his abdomen, found the right place, and pressed lightly, "Hiss~" He raised his head and looked at Le Lianzhou, "It hurts!"

"It's right to be in pain! Do you think there are so many people in Ziyan Pavilion, why did I bring you out? It's because I poisoned you and tricked them into thinking you had an emergency."

"Why!" The originally affectionate eyes suddenly cooled down, "You and I have no hatred or enmity~"

"No complaints or enmities?" Le Lianzhou interrupted his accusation, his narrowed eyes looked pitiful in the eyes of Young Master Shao, and his tone was full of grievances.

Shao Tianyi suddenly remembered that when he woke up just now, he felt the wetness and stickiness of his lower body, as well as the strong special smell in the air. He suddenly died down, and felt that no matter what Le Lianzhou did to him, it seemed that he deserved it. It's not a small restaurant in Ziyan Pavilion.

"But don't worry, the disciples of my Five Poison Sacred Sect have a clear distinction between good and evil, and they are not those who are vicious." Looking him up and down, "Although you are more lustful, you are still spending your own money. It was Ziyan Pavilion that I made this bad move."

"Lianzhou, don't worry, with me here, Ziyan Pavilion will never dare to do anything to you!"

Toss Shao Tianyi a look that counts your understanding, and doesn't care about the address in the other party's mouth, "I plan to temporarily bother you at your house for a while..."

"How could it be bothering you? You can live in Lianzhou as long as you want in my yard!" Shao Tianyi stopped, touched his right belly, and said aggrievedly, "This poison~"

Hmph, he really is afraid of death. When Le Lianzhou was helping him downstairs, he accidentally bumped against the corner handrail, which happened to be just under the right rib, so he used this as a symptom of poisoning to scare the surnamed Shao. Thinking of the other party is still convinced.

"I'm injured now, and I don't have any antidote at hand. I have to wait until I recover from my injury and go west to make the antidote pill. Don't worry, as long as you take the antidote within half a year, you will die. worry."

Shao Tianyi finally breathed a sigh of relief, and then thought of something, "Well, Lianzhou..."

"how?"

"It's okay to stay in my yard, but, but, maybe, that, I need to wrong you~"

"No way!" Le Lianzhou knew what he was going to say when he saw Shao's hesitation, "From tomorrow onwards, I will be your new servant Lianzhou, don't think about what you have!" To ask him to be a spoiled pet, even in name.

The author has something to say: Lian Zhou: You, if you look at me with sauced eyes!